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57 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Yup and a few written complaints to the Board of Dentistry along with a video admitting she alters patient care based on perceived political views and she will be the owner of one of the most successful dental practices in College Station

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MAGA understands that the important thing is bringing the charge. Not a favorable verdict. The charge isn’t directed at Comey, it’s directed at any officials who retain a sense of ethics.

 

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

What a fucking pussy ass POS

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I read this in Frank Costanza’s voice

I love how this is called a blunder and how CBS just repeats that and assures us that people investigating to see how it happened. That’s the good shit, that’s the straight Putinst dope right into my veins. In 2026 we will be investigating tragic window accidents.

 

45 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MAGA understands that the important thing is bringing the charge. Not a favorable verdict. The charge isn’t directed at Comey, it’s directed at any officials who retain a sense of ethics.

 

Justice Department Guidelines to be revised in 10, 9, 8, 7....

So now Fat Boy is talking about take the World Cup out of Chicago if he “thinks it won’t be safe enough” for that.

 

This is the worst timeline in the history of the earth.

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Just take the WC out of the US entirely 

 May as well. UEFA is threatening to ban Israel from matches, like it did Russia, so no WC for Israel. That happens, and the Euro teams will probably find themselves not getting visas granted.

Sure would be something to have a WC and not have Europe there.

2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

 May as well. UEFA is threatening to ban Israel from matches, like it did Russia, so no WC for Israel. That happens, and the Euro teams will probably find themselves not getting visas granted.

Sure would be something to have a WC and not have Europe there.

Let’s think about this. Europe boycotts, Miller doesn’t let any brown countries get visas US versus Canada who you got?

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

Let’s think about this. Europe, boycotts, Miller doesn’t let any brown countries get visas US versus Canada who you got?

100% Canada. Our team blows.

Just now, dieucla98 said:

100% Canada. Our team blows.

Maybe they boycott too?

40 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

 May as well. UEFA is threatening to ban Israel from matches, like it did Russia, so no WC for Israel. That happens, and the Euro teams will probably find themselves not getting visas granted.

Sure would be something to have a WC and not have Europe there.

Would be hilarious if FIFA stripped the US of the WC but shit, let's be honest, they're as corrupt as Trump. They were MADE for each other.

Also, Israel isn't likely to qualify no matter what anyways. They were ranked 78th in the world in April and have only played in one WC in their history (1970).

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Would be hilarious if FIFA stripped the US of the WC but shit, let's be honest, they're as corrupt as Trump. They were MADE for each other.

Also, Israel isn't likely to qualify no matter what anyways. They were ranked 78th in the world in April and have only played in one WC in their history (1970).

FIFA literally rented office space in Trump tower.

No Europe, no Brazil, a malnourished Argentine team. What a cup!

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Doxxing these POS is more than deserved 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

So now Fat Boy is talking about take the World Cup out of Chicago if he “thinks it won’t be safe enough” for that.

 

This is the worst timeline in the history of the earth.

Well jokes on him, Chicago isn’t one of the host cities.

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Well jokes on him, Chicago isn’t one of the host cities.

We should probably still ban soccer in this country just to be safe. 

Holy shit, it’s real.  He’s lost all his marbles.   

 

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We should probably still ban soccer in this country just to be safe. 

At bare minimum it should be renamed “Frolic Like a Dandy”. 

Just now, Ted Lange said:

Holy shit, it’s real.  He’s lost all his marbles.   

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

1 hour ago, dieucla98 said:

 May as well. UEFA is threatening to ban Israel from matches, like it did Russia, so no WC for Israel. That happens, and the Euro teams will probably find themselves not getting visas granted.

Sure would be something to have a WC and not have Europe there.

Israel is in the European qualifying region and has never made it to a WC since moving into that region in the 1970s.  Vanishingly small chance Israel qualifies. It’s just posture from the Euros, Spain and Portugal will not boycott a WC. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

These people need help. 
 

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Republicans what?

These people need help. 
 
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….starting with how to use punctuation, you fucking dumbfucks.
 
 
 

Impossible. @Enchubben tells us that MAGA and TPUSA and such aren’t racist at all. And no political incitement/attempts to start violent confrontations from them at all. That video must be an AI fake made by George Soros and the deep state, using footage of an antifa terrorist. It’s the only possible explanation.
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Maybe they boycott too?

US wins. Trump gets the WC trophy for the mantel in the Oval Office. Everyone's happy.

51 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Well jokes on him, Chicago isn’t one of the host cities.

Promises kept 

US wins. Trump gets the WC trophy for the mantel in the Oval Office. Everyone's happy.

I mean….there like a 35% chance of exactly this happening. Ban all other teams, declare the US the winner, and he gets the trophy. Shit, maybe a 40% chance.

Hard times lead to smart people.

Smart people lead to good times.

Good times lead to confident, stupid, people.

Confident, stupid, people lead to hard times.

-Trae Crowder

Hopefully the USMNT fares better than Army football under this regime, but I'm not optimistic 

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Hard times lead to smart people.

Smart people lead to good times.

Good times lead to confident, stupid, people.

Confident, stupid, people lead to hard times.

-Trae Crowder

Which group are you a part of?

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8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Trump 'goes missing' on day that supports conspiracy theory on his bruised hand

A theory is running rampant online, speculating that the president is undergoing some form of monthly treatment that is causing the large bruise on his hand

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/trump-goes-missing-day-supports-35961125

Probably transfusions from his "blood boy."

 

 

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5 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

Which group are you a part of?

None of them. I’m too smart to be dumb and too dumb to be smart. 
 

 

So, Trae Crowder’s audience?

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Holy shit, it’s real.  He’s lost all his marbles.   

 

I truly hate him with every fiber of my being.

2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

None of them. I’m too smart to be dumb and too dumb to be smart. 

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The Social Security cola won’t come anywhere near to dealing with the increased prices next year.  I think it will be more like low 3s to 4.    Add tariff costs to inflation and everyone on Social Security and Social Security Disability will be fucked.    

And this is before the big beautiful Bill kicks them off Medicaid.   The Medicare part B monthly premium is increasing almost 12% as well.

Throw a shrimp on the barby and a mattress in the garage, because all your parents are moving in…. Grandma and grandpa will probably have to fight your kids for the best room.

51 minutes ago, Okie State said:

US wins. Trump gets the WC trophy for the mantel in the Oval Office. Everyone's happy.

First it must be plated in beautiful GOLD!

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Holy shit, it’s real.  He’s lost all his marbles.   

 

He also said that we're currently experiencing record non-inflationary growth right now. "There's no inflation", he says repeatedly, like a Jedi mind trick.

I guess we're all just imagining the high prices we're paying. Gets worse every time I go to HEB (when it's open).

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

So now Fat Boy is talking about take the World Cup out of Chicago if he “thinks it won’t be safe enough” for that.

Does Mar-a-Lago have a soccer pitch?

Cha-ching.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

I am pretty sure that guy swam for Texas. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

dear baby Jesus please let the internet do its thing 🙏 

12 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

First it must be plated in beautiful GOLD!

It is plated in gold.  Bronze statue plated in gold

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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GUNBUNNY is a term for the dude that takes all the money shots in a gay bukkake porn movie. That dude's beard is like crispier than a cum sock. 

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

US wins. Trump gets the WC trophy for the mantel in the Oval Office. Everyone's happy.

Odds are he steals the trophy no matter who wins 

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