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51 minutes ago, wood said:

He also said that we're currently experiencing record non-inflationary growth right now. "There's no inflation", he says repeatedly, like a Jedi mind trick.

I guess we're all just imagining the high prices we're paying. Gets worse every time I go to HEB (when it's open).

Now you know if trump said it, it’s a lie.

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15 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

GUNBUNNY is a term for the dude that takes all the money shots in a gay bukkake porn movie. That dude's beard is like crispier than a cum sock. 


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GUNBUNNY is a term for the dude that takes all the money shots in a gay bukkake porn movie. That dude's beard is like crispier than a cum sock. 

Why do you know this?
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3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Why do you know this?

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46 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Odds are he steals the trophy no matter who wins 

He won’t need to steal it, he’ll win it. He’ll play a soccer match with himself the day after and declare himself the club champion again.

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The newest polling data from the Associated Press and National Opinion Research Center (NORC) at the University of Chicago found that 49% of Republicans think that the United States is heading in the right direction, which was down from 75% in June.

https://apnews.com/projects/polling-tracker/

22 minutes ago, wood said:

The newest polling data from the Associated Press and National Opinion Research Center (NORC) at the University of Chicago found that 49% of Republicans think that the United States is heading in the right direction, which was down from 75% in June.

https://apnews.com/projects/polling-tracker/

Chicaghanistan didn’t read

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Odds are he steals the trophy no matter who wins 

Well, it's gold so he'll just throw it up on the mantle with all of the other gilded shit from Michael's he keeps stuffing into the Oval Office.

6 hours ago, wood said:

The newest polling data from the Associated Press and National Opinion Research Center (NORC) at the University of Chicago found that 49% of Republicans think that the United States is heading in the right direction, which was down from 75% in June.

https://apnews.com/projects/polling-tracker/


footnote, they think it’s the democrats fault.

We must stand against any rhetoric that encourages political violence. Except for calling to execute teacher union leadership, that’s just some funnin’. Goofin’. 
 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-nominee-jeremy-carl-demanded-political-opponents-death-before-tweet-purge/
 

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President Donald Trump’s nominee for a key State Department role deleted a trove of social media posts saying there was no such thing as “peaceful coexistence” with Democrats and that a political enemy should get the death penalty. 

Trump’s pick for assistant secretary of state for international organization, Jeremy Carl, deleted at least 5,000 posts from his account on X, formerly Twitter, at some point before he received the nomination, CNN reported.

 

49 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

We must stand against any rhetoric that encourages political violence. Except for calling to execute teacher union leadership, that’s just some funnin’. Goofin’. 
 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-nominee-jeremy-carl-demanded-political-opponents-death-before-tweet-purge/
 

 

This type of rhetoric from Republican leadership is not uncommon, and, it too, is the fault of Democrats. Right, @Thetexashammer?

We must stand against any rhetoric that encourages political violence. Except for calling to execute teacher union leadership, that’s just some funnin’. Goofin’. 
 
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-nominee-jeremy-carl-demanded-political-opponents-death-before-tweet-purge/
 
President Donald Trump’s nominee for a key State Department role deleted a trove of social media posts saying there was no such thing as “peaceful coexistence” with Democrats and that a political enemy should get the death penalty. 
Trump’s pick for assistant secretary of state for international organization, Jeremy Carl, deleted at least 5,000 posts from his account on X, formerly Twitter, at some point before he received the nomination, CNN reported.
 

Every accusation is a confession example eleventy-billion.

Fucking Joe Biden puppeteers ruining everything making President Trump's job of making America great again all the more difficult.

Trump will vilify and fire some toady who thought he was Trump's trusted friend. Like a dog, he will be fired.

No matter how bad it gets, they're not going to vote Democratic. You've seen the repeated rhetoric. The Dems are an ebil enemy that hates God and America. That delusion is indelible.

Say "Democrat" in MAGA country and poof:

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fucking Joe Biden puppeteers ruining everything making President Trump's job of making America great again all the more difficult.

Trump will vilify and fire some toady who thought he was Trump's trusted friend. Like a dog, he will be fired.

No matter how bad it gets, they're not going to vote Democratic. You've seen the repeated rhetoric. The Dems are an ebil enemy that hates God and America. That delusion is indelible.

If you want one piece of good news it's that the marginal voters who won the election for Donald Trump will vote for a Democrat depending on the circumstances.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If you want one piece of good news it's that the marginal voters who won the election for Donald Trump will vote for a Democrat depending on the circumstances.

I think hope and pray that this is true.  And that their main issue was an ill-informed view of the economy.

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If you want one piece of good news it's that the marginal voters who won the election for Donald Trump will vote for a Democrat depending on the circumstances.

As long as that circumstance is it’s a white dude running, I think you’re correct.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s trying to be the new Kirk lol

 

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Second video I’ve seen from this guy. Call me odd, but I find reason calming.

 

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s trying to be the new Kirk lol

 

Brilyn Hollyhand?  Who is naming this people?
 

12 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Second video I’ve seen from this guy. Call me odd, but I find reason calming.

 

Perhaps unsurprisingly, he was a radio commentator in LA for many years and was #1 rated for a lot of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Minyard

 

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2 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

Brilyn Hollyhand?  Who is naming this people?
 

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11 hours ago, wood said:

He also said that we're currently experiencing record non-inflationary growth right now. "There's no inflation", he says repeatedly, like a Jedi mind trick.

I guess we're all just imagining the high prices we're paying. Gets worse every time I go to HEB (when it's open).

Trump says that gas averages $1.79 across the country. If you personally are not experiencing that then its because of Biden and the violence in Chicago that is raising gas prices in your town. and Jimmy Kimmel.

46 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s trying to be the new Kirk lol

 

I like the fact that with all of these folks, we get to play a fun game of "self-loathing closeted gay man, or date rapist?"  Jesus.  To steal a DOTARD line, these clowns are "right out of central casting" for the role of "horrific MAGA toadie."

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump says that gas averages $1.79 across the country. If you personally are not experiencing that then its because of Biden and the violence in Chicago that is raising gas prices in your town. and Jimmy Kimmel.

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s 4.40 here so it must be free in a lot of places. 

Well it's 9:16 here.  And OU still sucks.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I like the fact that with all of these folks, we get to play a fun game of "self-loathing closeted gay man, or date rapist?"  

Your guess is as good as mine, but one thing seems certain - mommy liked to drink. 

25 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

Brilyn Hollyhand?  Who is naming this people?
 

For real.  "Brilyn" is just screaming for some pronouns because I would have guessed that Brilyn would be a girl. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

He’s trying to be the new Kirk lol

 

good to see Ash has recovered from all those concussions and is making a career for himself post-football

That Brilyn kid definitely looks like the youth pastor final boss.

My friends glasses are being held up in Mexico due to the bloated fucktards policies. Where did he buy his glasses?

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I like the fact that with all of these folks, we get to play a fun game of "self-loathing closeted gay man, or date rapist?"  Jesus.  To steal a DOTARD line, these clowns are "right out of central casting" for the role of "horrific MAGA toadie."

And can we talk about the cranium size requirements apparently applicable for the MAGA toadie role?

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“HEPATITAS.”

Donald Trump, of all people, screaming medical advice in all caps to pregnant women. 

1 hour ago, Texas Jeff said:

Brilyn Hollyhand?  Who is naming this people?
 

The timeline. 

1 hour ago, Texas Jeff said:

Brilyn Hollyhand?  Who is naming this people?
 

Guarantee it's some attempt to mash up the parents' names.  Bri and instead of Leigh just went with Lyn.  

Brilyn is the son of housing developer Brian Hollyhand and his wife Leigh,

Is he wearing spikes?

 

or maybe 

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I would literally pay my entire checking account to see DJT get sucked into that engine.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Perhaps unsurprisingly, he was a radio commentator in LA for many years and was #1 rated for a lot of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Minyard

 

He was king of L.A. Morning drive for a couple decades.  I listened every morning.  His show was straight comedy, no politics.  "The Ken and Bob Company".  Stu Nahan (hey Stu, where'd you get that jacket)  did the sports 

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1 hour ago, Texas Jeff said:

Brilyn Hollyhand?  Who is naming this people?

Three guesses and the first two don't count.

1 hour ago, SpiralOut said:

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11 hours ago, wood said:

The newest polling data from the Associated Press and National Opinion Research Center (NORC) at the University of Chicago found that 49% of Republicans think that the United States is heading in the right direction, which was down from 75% in June.

https://apnews.com/projects/polling-tracker/

 

 

trump voters need to be sterilized 

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