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2 hours ago, Derka said:

 


No one shits on America more than Donald Trump. 

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Why does the left hate free speech!

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Entire Ryder Cup team was more excited about seeing an old orange senile narcissist than winning their matches.  

Normally, I would say everything he touches turns to shit, but in the case of this US Ryder Cup team, it was probably already shit to begin with.

37 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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was this caption written by "The Station is LIT" guy?

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Weird the stick to sports POS all the sudden don’t want to stick to sports.  

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What do you expect from a guy born and raised where he was?

There are quite a number of us, raised if not born there, that are not Trumpists, right here on this board.

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

There are quite a number of us, raised if not born there, that are not Trumpists, right here on this board.

I was wrong. Golf still sucks.

8 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I was wrong. Golf still sucks.

Good. It's hard enough to get a tee time as it is. Go play pickleball.

I'm looking forward to a bunch of folks dropping their memberships in the upcoming economic collapse. I loved the 3 hour rounds of the first 3-4 weeks of COVID before everyone realized golf courses never shut down.

What do you expect from a guy born and raised where he was?

I understand. But I know quite a few HP folks who are 100% anti-Trumpers. There are more Democrats than you’d expect. But yes, there are definitely the stereotypical assholes. But Scheffler wasn’t your typical HP kid — parents moved in and I think they begged, borrowed and stole to be able to make Royal Oaks work.

Ryder Cup captain Keegan Bradley said the AF1 flyover and Trump’s presence might change their luck. And JJ Spaun apparently did Trump’s jackoff YMCA dance. So fucking gross. I’m kind of enjoying watching the Americans step on a rake.

OK, rich white priveleged golfers and we're surprised?

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I understand. But I know quite a few HP folks who are 100% anti-Trumpers. There are more Democrats than you’d expect. But yes, there are definitely the stereotypical assholes. But Scheffler wasn’t your typical HP kid — parents moved in and I think they begged, borrowed and stole to be able to make Royal Oaks work.

Surprised that is still even possible. 

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Surprised that is still even possible. 

Anything is possible if you pull up on your bootstraps hard enough.

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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Trump showed up and the US still fucking sucks at Ryder Cup. US team is every man for themselves and Europe actually plays for each other. So emblematic of what we've become. 

“Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.”

-- Donald J. Trump, August 9, 2024

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, but Hunter Biden made $50K per month serving on a board.  Checkmate, libtard.

With a huge cock, and pussy getting thrown in his direction.  Advantage Hunter.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What do you expect from a guy born and raised where he was?

He was born in Jersey fwiw. 

9 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

You know what pregnant women and babies actually shouldn't take? 

ADVICE FROM THIS FUCKING PUTRID POISON SPEWING ORANGE MANCHILD!!

 

 

fify

 

 

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In watching Oregon State vs Coogar High (I know), I was treated to an ICE recruiting commercial. Take the worst of the worst off the streets. $50,000 sign on bonus. Student loan forgiveness. 

On top of the fact that ICE is a domestic army terrorizing people in the land of the free and home of the brave, its agents slither around hiding their names and faces from accountability. Yet this is so normalized like it was a benign ad for corn flakes. Holy shit. Our tvs are now convenient conduits for explicit propaganda in new ways. 

The student loan forgiveness part is galling and hilarious at the same time. Tip of the hat to whatever sick fuck came up with that.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—they are going to rewrite Obama and Kamala out of the history books 

 

 

Why is her profile picture shot that way? Did half of her facelift fall down?

 

I bet she's had so much plastic surgery she could blink her ears

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dumb question:  is it actually possible to split out M, M & R or did Trump just come up with that on his own?

Yes, they talked about this on NPR.  Most kids (80%+ I believe) get two different shots not providers like having the option of the single slot.  I imagine it makes a difference for hard to serve populations.

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

With a huge cock, and pussy getting thrown in his direction.  Advantage Hunter.

Hunter and I have a few things in common. 

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Here's the link so you can all buy her $130 sweatshirts.  https://kaitrump.shop/

 

 

“If she weren’t my granddaughter I’d probably be dating her” - DJT

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Scottie Scheffler made it abundantly clear who he voted for when, even after seeing first-hand how people can be railroaded by law enforcement lies, overreactions, and ego trips, he refused to say anything negative about the police or pursue charges to make a statement. Had a chance to point out how different his situation probably would have turned out if he wasn't rich, white, lawyered up, and famous, and he had zero desire to take it.

10 hours ago, softlynow said:

Good. It's hard enough to get a tee time as it is. Go play pickleball.

I'm looking forward to a bunch of folks dropping their memberships in the upcoming economic collapse. I loved the 3 hour rounds of the first 3-4 weeks of COVID before everyone realized golf courses never shut down.

I know an expat in Thailand that picked up a lifetime membership to Blue Canyon in Phuket for something stupid like $500 back in the GFC. 

Entire Ryder Cup team was more excited about seeing an old orange senile narcissist than winning their matches.  

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Scottie Scheffler sucks liquid shit.

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i root against all us national teams/individual athletes who endorse trump. easiest decision of my life. fuck these people.

"Treating people with the upmost respect"...truly Trump's calling card.

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—they are going to rewrite Obama and Kamala out of the history books 

 

 

God damnit, this is the easiest layup to respond to.  
 

“You guys have been bitching about the stollen election and J6 conspiracies for years.  You control  all 3 branches of the government and the justice department. If this is such a large conspiracy then where are the investigations?”

 

have Moskowitz or someone else publicly call for an investigation and when none of the Republicans want to have that investigation  then call them out on it every day

 

 

18 minutes ago, Derka said:

i root against all us national teams/individual athletes who endorse trump. easiest decision of my life. fuck these people.

Yep. My wife flipped on the TV this morning, saw the Ryder Cup was on and that European team is once again waxing America's ass and let out a "fuck yeah, go Europe."

peanut tillman on leaving the fbi: “at the end of the day i want to be on the right side of history.”

 

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

parents moved in and I think they begged, borrowed and stole to be able to make Royal Oaks work.

Don’t know much about him but Wiki said his dad grew up in Englewood Cliffs. Older spine surgeon in my first practice lived there when he practiced in Manhattan for 25 years, so Scottie’s grandpa wasn’t a sharecropper

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1 hour ago, TexPx said:


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"He treats everybody like they're the greatest person in the world."

I mean, I guess if you only see Trump at his country club, and you don't have a vagina, or you have a penis but you're old enough to defend yourself, and you're as white as blue-eyed Jesus, then Trump probably treats you like a decent person because you might want to invest in his business, or loan him money, or traffic a Thai ladyboy to his hotel, etc.

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I know some Scottie Scheffler types. He's probably a great guy, husband, and father. With an enormous blind spot for what's happening in front of his face. I really don't know what to call it, other than just profound ignorance. To say "He treats everyone like the greatest person in the world" is just Orwellian. 

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

“If she weren’t my granddaughter I’d probably be dating her” - DJT

I bet Elon beat.

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