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Trump, the 34 time convicted felon and twice impeached rapist, ran on lowering prices, ending wars, "restoring" free speech that didn't need restoring, and ending "political persecutions", which wasn't really a thing, as he was prosecuted for the crimes he had been committing out in the open. That's a very strong 0 for 4. In a normal world his approval ratings would be somewhere around 5%, but last I checked they were still above Biden's when he left office. 

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I know about the medbeds from Knowledge Fight. They are pretty central to the Secret Space Program narrative. I miss the project Camelot episodes. 

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I have absolutely no idea what any of that meant.

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I have absolutely no idea what any of that meant.

There’s a great podcast called Knowledge Fight where two comedians take apart Alex Jones. Sometimes Alex is boring so they do episodes about even crazier shit, and there is a YouTube channel called Project Camelot where a woman sometimes interviews people who claim they are in the “Secret Space Program.”

Just awesome stuff.  It’s hard to untangle but the basic thesis is that there are secret space wars that have been going on for decades and some teenagers are abducted, Shanghaied into the program and modified into Super Space Soldiers. After serving a hitch, they are either time-traveled back or maybe just their consciousness is put back into a clone and they have their memory wiped, but some residual memories remain. 
 

Medbeds are a key element to this narrative, they fix the super soldiers with them. 
 

I am not joking when I say that listening to this gives me better insight into what the hell is happening with MAGA. 

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On 9/27/2025 at 10:57 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Not really. Other than your playing partners which you get to pick, your out there on your own. 

The day the stupid ass golf bros started showing up playing stupid ass bro country on their stupid ass bro portable speakers was the end for me

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The day the stupid ass golf bros started showing up playing stupid ass bro country on their stupid ass bro portable speakers was the end for me

I gave up golf once I realized that I didn't care to spend the time or money necessary to get to the skill level where I wouldn't hate it, and that was way back before Bluetooth was a thing, but do courses really allow this shit?

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I gave up golf once I realized that I didn't care to spend the time or money necessary to get to the skill level where I wouldn't hate it, and that was way back before Bluetooth was a thing, but do courses really allow this shit?

According to posts in other threads, YT videos and other sources; yes some courses do.  I figured it was just goat tracks, but apparently even some of the higher end courses allow it or at least turn a blind eye to it.  I doubt a place like Pebble Beach does, but who the hell knows these days?

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

According to posts in other threads, YT videos and other sources; yes some courses do.  I figured it was just goat tracks, but apparently even some of the higher end courses allow it or at least turn a blind eye to it.  I doubt a place like Pebble Beach does, but who the hell knows these days?

Golf fight videos now make much more sense. 

13 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Golf fight videos now make much more sense. 

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Tucker Carlson is under fire today for going after Bibi Nentanyu. This is exactly what he said: 

"It's time for Bibi to go. Bibi's running around, this is a fact I'm not guessing about because I talked to people he said it to. He's running around the Middle East, his region and his own country, and telling people point-blank, just stating it, 'I control the United States, I controlled Donald Trump.' 

He's saying that. And I dare them to say that's not true. Bibi, the nation of Israel, Israelis, certainly not Jews, whatever that means, the secular prime minister of a country doing immense harm to Donald Trump's presidency, to the United States, and to world stability. This is a person whose only real concern is for himself. He's meddling in an extensive way in American politics. 

He's loathed by the entire world, needs the United States, and at the same time, he has this patronizing attitude toward  Donald Trump, meaning Trump to people. Trump knows separating from Bibi immediately, I think, is an essential next move. But objectively, that is absolutely necessary and very soon because he's hurting his own country, our country, and the world, period."

Truth Social post about Bad Bunny at the Superbowl incoming

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Tucker Carlson is under fire today for going after Bibi Nentanyu. This is exactly what he said: 

"It's time for Bibi to go. Bibi's running around, this is a fact I'm not guessing about because I talked to people he said it to. He's running around the Middle East, his region and his own country, and telling people point-blank, just stating it, 'I control the United States, I controlled Donald Trump.' 

He's saying that. And I dare them to say that's not true. Bibi, the nation of Israel, Israelis, certainly not Jews, whatever that means, the secular prime minister of a country doing immense harm to Donald Trump's presidency, to the United States, and to world stability. This is a person whose only real concern is for himself. He's meddling in an extensive way in American politics. 

He's loathed by the entire world, needs the United States, and at the same time, he has this patronizing attitude toward  Donald Trump, meaning Trump to people. Trump knows separating from Bibi immediately, I think, is an essential next move. But objectively, that is absolutely necessary and very soon because he's hurting his own country, our country, and the world, period."

Bibi was still in NYC today, and a shitload of streets in the UES were shut down due to it. It pisses me off to no end that my city income taxes go to fund security for a fucking war criminal.

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Truth Social post about Bad Bunny at the Superbowl incoming

 

Followed by a tweet from ICE, DHS, etc threatening to deport him if he performs in the United States.

 

 

 

Can’t wait to see our presidents comments on Bad Bunny performing the Super Bowl after he didn’t tour in the US because of ICE and dropped anti Trump stuff in his music video

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13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

So I guess new EU tariffs inbound imminently, huh?

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6 hours ago, dcbc said:

I read that several times trying to figure out how Weird Al Yankovic related to any of this.

100% same

17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Yup. These are my people. 

50 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Followed by a tweet from ICE, DHS, etc threatening to deport him if he performs in the United States.

 

 

 

Puerto Ricans are US citizens, though I’m sure Bondi and Noem will try.

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9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

"Very nasty video. Nasty people. My good friend Bryson, he's very upset about it. He said, "Sir, I'm sorry I let you down, I let the country down" then smashed his 9 iron over his head. Very angry. Maybe it was a 7 iron. All of his irons are the same length which is interesting, so it's hard to tell.  The radical left is destroying this country. Radical Rory, they call him. Bad guy. Not American. We'll look into it."

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

MAGA overly invested in MAGAdoxy that white European culture is supreme while being mocked by white European culture.

Probably gonna leave a mark. Factor in a geriatric Trump shame baby, maybe WW III.

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ICE nazis fall flat on their faces

edit someone added a musical version

 

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Village of Broadview in Chicago taking a stand

 

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Word is the magatards on X are freaking out about Bad Bunny performing at the NFL Super Bowl halftime show because "he's a foreigner."

From Puerto Rico.

 

29 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Word is the magatards on X are freaking out about Bad Bunny performing at the NFL Super Bowl halftime show because "he's a foreigner."

 

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

There’s a great podcast called Knowledge Fight where two comedians take apart Alex Jones. Sometimes Alex is boring so they do episodes about even crazier shit, and there is a YouTube channel called Project Camelot where a woman sometimes interviews people who claim they are in the “Secret Space Program.”

Just awesome stuff.  It’s hard to untangle but the basic thesis is that there are secret space wars that have been going on for decades and some teenagers are abducted, Shanghaied into the program and modified into Super Space Soldiers. After serving a hitch, they are either time-traveled back or maybe just their consciousness is put back into a clone and they have their memory wiped, but some residual memories remain. 
 

Medbeds are a key element to this narrative, they fix the super soldiers with them. 
 

I am not joking when I say that listening to this gives me better insight into what the hell is happening with MAGA. 

Well now you have to infiltrate a group and eventually reveal to them that you are one of the soldiers that comes from the future to tell them their whole movement ends in disaster.

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Word is the magatards on X are freaking out about Bad Bunny performing at the NFL Super Bowl halftime show because "he's a foreigner."

From Puerto Rico.

 

If you see these people in the wild just ask them what foreign land he is from and where is it on the flat earth map.

 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Word is the magatards on X are freaking out about Bad Bunny performing at the NFL Super Bowl halftime show because "he's a foreigner."

From Puerto Rico.

 

Gee I wonder why they were cool with U2, Coldplay, the Stones, The Who….

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MAGA and the NFL deserve each other.  I hope they do boycott.  Fuck then both.

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Oh god, I didn't have Trump funding Northern Irish paramilitary groups on my Nobel Peace Prize Bingo card.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Totally normal and totes legal

 

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Thousands of years, eh?

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Totally normal and totes legal

 

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Karl Marx originated Communism before Christ?  I learn something new every day.

2 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Karl Marx originated Communism before Christ?  I learn something new every day.

Yeah, it was back when the commies were attacking the ramparts of the Roman airports.  But fortunately, the aryan troops of the Roman empire held them back.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, it was back when the commies were attacking the ramparts of the Roman airports.  But fortunately, the aryan troops of the Roman empire held them back.

So the Welsh? 

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