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12 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"Very nasty video. Nasty people. My good friend Bryson, he's very upset about it. He said, "Sir, I'm sorry I let you down, I let the country down" then smashed his 9 iron over his head. Very angry. Maybe it was a 7 iron. All of his irons are the same length which is interesting, so it's hard to tell.  The radical left is destroying this country. Radical Rory, they call him. Bad guy. Not American. We'll look into it."

i cannot not read this in Trump's voice.

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Bailing out coal but we don’t do cancer research anymore. Awesome.

You know how many plants had to die for coal?  

how the fuck do you tariff a foreign film?   Is the tax collected at the box office?  Do I have to pay to watch a spaghetti western now?

23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

This administration loves them some BBC.

Big Beautiful Coal.

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We're going to Make Whale Oil Great Again, aren't we?

only after Trumpco buys shares in a whale oil fleet. 

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We're going to Make Whale Oil Great Again, aren't we?

Make Ambergris Great Again

12 hours ago, Chopper said:

ICE nazis fall flat on their faces

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Jesus Christ.

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

how the fuck do you tariff a foreign film?   Is the tax collected at the box office?  Do I have to pay to watch a spaghetti western now?

Thankfully this one has already made it to stateside.

 

 

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51 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

This administration loves them some BBC.

Big Beautiful Coal.

Someone pointed out more people are employed by Cheesecake Factory than in the entire coal industry.

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Just now, Chopper said:

Someone pointed out more people are employed by Cheesecake Factory than in the entire coal industry.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:


Bailing out coal but we don’t do cancer research anymore. Awesome.

pretty convenient, really. no more pesky research to tell coal workers they're killing themselves

13 hours ago, Chopper said:

ICE nazis fall flat on their faces

edit someone added a musical version

 

These are not the knees and hamstrings of guys that run a lot. 

13 hours ago, Chopper said:

ICE nazis fall flat on their faces

edit someone added a musical version

 

Great acceleration, great awareness of the boundaries, shiftiness, coordination and hands. Someone needs to see if he has any remaining eligibility.  

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

 

Dude ran his truck smack into a wall. A brick wall.

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37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The Chardonnay set?  Yes the elitists are all drinking Chardonnay. 

Well, they're not drinking merlot.

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16 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Great acceleration, great awareness of the boundaries, shiftiness, coordination and hands. Someone needs to see if he has any remaining eligibility.  

He dropped them like he was Pogacar!

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

how the fuck do you tariff a foreign film? 

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25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Chardonnay, huh?

 

 

 

Sure, but see....the intangible economic benefit of "sticking it to the libs" is worth about 400 million jobs, so really, Trump has created more jobs than there are Americans.  MOST SUCCESSFUL JOB CREATING PRESIDENT EVER.  THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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Great acceleration, great awareness of the boundaries, shiftiness, coordination and hands. Someone needs to see if he has any remaining eligibility.  

Ha — longer video. Dude yells “Fuck Trump” and the Gravy Seals get all riled up.

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Yeah...I've had enough of this timeline and am officially rooting for complete and total nuclear armageddon. 

So Alabama could have Tuperville and Finebaum as senators?  Making a run against Texas, Oklahoma, Florida as dumbest state

The Chardonnay set?  Yes the elitists are all drinking Chardonnay. 

It's the merlot of whites. Gross.
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The Chardonnay set?  Yes the elitists are all drinking Chardonnay. 

ABC to the death!

46 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Ha — longer video. Dude yells “Fuck Trump” and the Gravy Seals get all riled up.

 

 

 

 

They're going to ID that guy and law fare him bankrupt.  

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We really need something along the lines of a "Gravy Seals Go Home" kind of campaign.  Something that is equal parts demeaning and amusing that can be used by the masses to show what a disaster turning a weaponized army against the citizenry is.   

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

how the fuck do you tariff a foreign film?   Is the tax collected at the box office?  Do I have to pay to watch a spaghetti western now?

Stories set in Tahiti will now be filmed in Galveston

16 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

They're going to ID that guy and law fare him bankrupt.  

uh he delivers for ubereats, odds are hes already bankrupt

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Chardonnay, huh?

 

 

 

"Chardonnay makes the world go around" - base on survey of recycling bins on my neighborhood morning walk on pick-up day.

 

 

 

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38 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Senate seats we want my precious.

i see they found a guy even dumber than Tuberville. His ESPN radio show 2pm to 3pm  is unlistenable.

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

uh he delivers for ubereats, odds are hes already bankrupt

Fair.  When you ain't got nuthin', you got nuthin' to lose.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


Ha — longer video. Dude yells “Fuck Trump” and the Gravy Seals get all riled up.

 

 

 

 

These guys are basically the Black Widows from Every Which Way but Loose

45 minutes ago, yoladu said:

i see they found a guy even dumber than Tuberville. His ESPN radio show 2pm to 3pm  is unlistenable.

No way he's dumber than Tuberville.

No way he's dumber than Tuberville.

Remember, there is no bottom with maga.
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3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Remember, there is no bottom with maga.

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

These guys are basically the Black Widows from Every Which Way but Loose

Honestly, I'd rather have these sweet bastards in charge. 

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Pritzker speaking now. Calls IEC agents in Illinois "jack booted thugs". 

"Roaming the streets harassing people for not being white. Just a year ago that was illegal in this country."

 

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