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17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Saw this in the New Yorker and just don't get it??? : r/ExplainTheJoke

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Saw this in the New Yorker and just don't get it??? : r/ExplainTheJoke

You shouldn’t make fun of pigs. Except the Dotard. 

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

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4 hours ago, RollLeft said:

How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

You should really change your user name to something like “roll right” or “right roller” or “gigantic asshole” just to name a few.

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You telling me I have to be a Jimmy Kimmel fan and root for Rory fucking McIlroy because of this fat orange fuck?

I liked the Man Show, and Kimmel’s fawning on the Stern show was amusing. His late night show was boring. Until this weekend, I had no reason to give a shit about Rory. I did respect the sport of golf, though, as my dad loved to play it.

So, yeah, what you said.

2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

You should really change your user name to something like “roll right” or “right roller” or “gigantic asshole” just to name a few.

It's the "people of Walmart" that gets me. Upside down world I guess, but the entire thing is so nonsensical. I know we can't get any actual defense of anything happening in this fucking hellscape, but it would be nice if the drive-by posts at least made sense as insults. 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's the "people of Walmart" that gets me. Upside down world I guess, but the entire thing is so nonsensical. I know we can't get any actual defense of anything happening in this fucking hellscape, but it would be nice if the drive-by posts at least made sense as insults. 

Just put the motherfucker on ignore, which is what I did after the second time he came in here, drive-by trolling. It's not like you'll miss any of his posts elsewhere on the board, as he brings absolutely nothing to the table.

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2 hours ago, Slacks said:

I've always wondered... Shouldn't Christians look forward to the Antichrist?

 

they've accepted the orange dumbass as their messiah 

 

 

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If you’d rather give the clicks to BlueSky. This is the same video Pancho posted.

Jesus tapdancing Christ.  It's like a 10-year-old child found a wallet with 3 billion dollars and the presidency in it.

To be fair Baton Rogue just sounds like trouble 

Im gonna say the Bad Bunny outrage is mostly manufactured and bot driven like the Sydney Sweeney jeans outrage was on the other side. Bad Bunny was pretty likeable in Happy Gilmore 2 which is on the maga dude required watch list.

Im sure the committed ones are upset, but realize there's a huge appetite for "maga chuds are mad about this dumb shit" stories in left spaces just like "libs are crying about this now" stories are like catnip to the facebook crowd

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That video is a gift.

Let's see if the Democrats know how to use it to their advantage.

I have my doubts. Prove me wrong, Chuck!

34 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That video is a gift.

Let's see if the Democrats know how to use it to their advantage.

I have my doubts. Prove me wrong, Chuck!

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Spoiler alert: Chuck will not prove you wrong. 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

That video is a gift.

Let's see if the Democrats know how to use it to their advantage.

I have my doubts. Prove me wrong, Chuck!

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4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Saw this in the New Yorker and just don't get it??? : r/ExplainTheJoke

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified. 

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9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Instead of calling out the multiple blatant lies in his statement this dumb cunt asks about the AI video 

Big applause line falls flat. Totally quiet. Also he's prancing around the stage playing pocket pool like a coked up pedo.

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25 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Big applause line falls flat. Totally quiet. Also he's prancing around the stage playing pocket pool like a coked up pedo.

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He's a dork cosplayer addressing real, honorable, career military.  How else would you expect it to go?

He seems unhealthily obsessed with “woke”, DEI, etc. He also referenced “that climate change shit”. So just a well-rounded person.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

He seems unhealthily obsessed with “woke”, DEI, etc. He also referenced “that climate change shit”. So just a well-rounded person.

You're telling me a fox news talking head with a drinking problem that's thrown an axe into the Army Band may have a few fuckin screws loose???

15 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Jesus, he should be wearing a button that says "I am a pussy".

He doesn't need a button for us to know that. 

They're so desperate for a stage where they can prance around and look tough that they flew in all the top military commanders to DC. And then they put in on tv. It's a commentary on how unserious, pathetic and clueless they are. Joseph Heller-type material. 

11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

he's been mainlining fox news for ages now, so, yes, he is being shown a completely false narrative. but it didn't take his aids to do that.

14 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You're telling me a fox news talking head with a drinking problem that's thrown an axe into the Army Band may have a few fuckin screws loose???

Hahahaha!
A-hahaha!

*wheeeeeze*

Hahahaha!

 

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

he's been mainlining fox news for ages now, so, yes, he is being shown a completely false narrative. but it didn't take his aids to do that.

I feel fairly comfortable believing Stephen Miller and Co. curate everything he sees and hears in their "briefings". 

Assuming books are still legal, we'll hear about it eventually. 

 

12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, about that.

 

 

“Biden’s economy”

20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I feel fairly comfortable believing Stephen Miller and Co. curate everything he sees and hears in their "briefings". 

Assuming books are still legal, we'll hear about it eventually. 

 

One thing, though, are there any dissenters in the Trump Organization DC?

I feel fairly comfortable believing Stephen Miller and Co. curate everything he sees and hears in their "briefings". 
Assuming books are still legal, we'll hear about it eventually. 
 

Remember when we all laughed at the story that the WH was running an endless loop of the “Gorilla Channel” on Trump’s TV so he’d just sit occupied by it for hours while the adults ran the country? I ‘member. Pepperidge Farm remembers. Those were simpler/safer times.






(I post this with complete knowledge that story was entirely fake. Believable — because what isn’t with this fuckstick — but fake.)
13 hours ago, Pancho said:

This is the President of the United States posting this shit…

(if you care to listen)

 

 

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14 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I liked the Man Show, and Kimmel’s fawning on the Stern show was amusing. His late night show was boring. Until this weekend, I had no reason to give a shit about Rory. I did respect the sport of golf, though, as my dad loved to play it.

So, yeah, what you said.

lol

he's drooling and pissing his pants and talking about walking down stairs

 

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