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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

In terms of non-elected, non-power holding citizens, the libs of tik tok bitch has to be up there historically in the amount of damage she has single-handedly done to this country.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Good luck to maga folks fighting in Tukwila.

This is an easy one to get out of as the business. Just say the customer made a joke that they were going to put a hole in the bear's neck when making that name request and you thought it was disrespectful.

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

This is an easy one to get out of as the business. Just say the customer made a joke that they were going to put a hole in the bear's neck when making that name request and you thought it was disrespectful.

I had the exact same thought.  "Hey, we don't know what that person is going to do to that poor bear and blame on us.  So we're just bowing out of the whole thing."

I’m unfamiliar with his work outside of corona commercials. Are all of his tracks en español?

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m unfamiliar with his work outside of corona commercials. Are all of his tracks en español?

I believe he was also in a commercial for Chee-Zits. 

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:


 

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I know, right?  America was made great by Europeans, and all performances should feature the first European language spoken in the United States!

Right?

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I know, right?  America was made great by Europeans, and all performances should feature the first European language spoken in the United States!

Right?

I feel like about 35% of this country at some point pretty much turned into Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights. That family dinner scene is pretty much straight maga now.

12 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I believe he was also in a commercial for Chee-Zits. 

Idk for sure but I think your hyphen is misplaced 

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Every time I’ve taken my daughter to Build-a-bear she filled out the birth certificate on a little computer and none of the employees had any control over it.  This sounds like another made up situation for dipshits to get enraged about

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so the super bowl booked one of the 2-3 biggest pop artists in the world for the half time show. sounds like business as usual. you literally have to be racist to have a problem with this. i mean the people complaining about this have never watched or cared about a half time show in their lives. now it’s just the latest hill for the poor snowflake victims to die on.

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4 minutes ago, Derka said:

i mean the people complaining about this have never watched or cared about a half time show in their lives.

it reminds me of shane gillis’s bit about the little mermaid: “mermaids are white! i’m a 35 year old man, this is important to me!”

i’m glad that gillis is here to make us laugh, because his point is sadly spot on. the very people who won’t stfu about how the libtards are a bunch of snowflakes, aka the “fuck your feelings” crowd, is constantly tripping over themselves to be offended and upset by every single little goddamn thing that isn’t blatantly pro-WASP and anti everyone else. it’s a fucking beating.

I can't believe how backwards we have become. How far back in our history do we need to go to get to a point where a Spanish speaking dude singing songs at a football game is considered controversial? The 1950s?

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9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I can't believe how backwards we have become. How far back in our history do we need to go to get to a point where a Spanish speaking dude singing songs at a football game is considered controversial? The 1950s?

and something about this that’s been particularly crazy, and rather eye opening, is just how many of these people weren’t radicalized or changed, they were simply given permission to openly be xenophobic, racist, neanderthals with impunity. in school we were taught that we overcame the racism of the 50’s and 60’s; that was a lie. what we did was make it so that the bigots and racists had to keep those thoughts and feelings within confines of their own private little bubbles for fear of serious public and professional retribution.

that’s gone now, and now every day is a pride parade for racists, nazis, and white nationalists. and it is 100% a response to things like giving gay people basic human rights or having a black president, which made them feel uncomfortable. now their guy is back in the white house, and all of the masks have come off. it’s a depressing realization, how many of your own friends, family, and neighbors were huge pieces of shit all along. 

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1 minute ago, Derka said:

it is 100% a response to things like gay rights or having a black president making them feel uncomfortable. their guy is in the white house now, and all of the masks have come off. it’s a depressing realization, how many of your own friends, family, and neighbors were huge pieces of shit all along.

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1 minute ago, Derka said:

and something about this that’s been particularly crazy, and rather eye opening, is just how many of these people weren’t radicalized or changed, they were simply given permission to openly be xenophobic, racist, neanderthals with impunity. in school we were taught that we overcame the racism of the 50’s and 60’s; that was a lie. what we did was make it so that the bigots and racists had to keep those thoughts and feelings within confines of their own private little bubbles for fear of serious public and professional retribution. that’s gone now, and now every day is a pride parade for racists, nazis, and white nationalists. it is 100% a response to things like gay rights or having a black president making them feel uncomfortable. their guy is in the white house now, and all of the masks have come off. it’s a depressing realization, how many of your own friends, family, and neighbors were huge pieces of shit all along.

Great post, Derka. We didn't root out the racism, bigotry, and misogyny. They just hid in their caves until it was ok to publicly think that way again. 

 

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I was in a Facebook group for my 50th high school reunion this summer.  That experience caused me to delete my Facebook account and skip the reunion.  I can’t believe that people I used to smoke weed with are now these MAGA pricks

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:


 

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Is Danika even speaking English there?

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Is Danika even speaking English there?

In her way

I was in a Facebook group for my 50th high school reunion this summer.  That experience caused me to delete my Facebook account and skip the reunion.  I can’t believe that people I used to smoke weed with are now these MAGA pricks

Try having a family member that you were close to work for the Daily Wire. She actively posts parroted things from them. She’s the epitome of white privilege and acts like she is persecuted. I’ve cut her out of my life and I’m the asshole. [emoji2373]

What does she mean by "not allowed"? Like it should be illegal for Bad Bunny to sing songs in Spanish on TV? What the fuck is happening here?

The NFL wants someone to bring eyeballs. Bad Bunny will bring in a shitload of people, in a completely different demographic that wouldn't watch normally. This is nothing more than a play for as much ad revenue as possible. The MAGA reaction is predictable. They cant take off their blue blockers and see it for what it is.

49 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Great post, Derka. We didn't root out the racism, bigotry, and misogyny. They just hid in their caves until it was ok to publicly think that way again. 

 

So the Trump era is sortalike an asshole rapture.  I wonder what an AI generated video of "Rapists, pedophiles, racists, misogynists, gun nuts all rise from the grave and take over the country" would look like.  Also, "Asshole Rapture" would be a pretty cool band name.

4 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Also, "Asshole Rapture" would be a pretty cool band name.

Username checks out

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I was in a Facebook group for my 50th high school reunion this summer.  That experience caused me to delete my Facebook account and skip the reunion.  I can’t believe that people I used to smoke weed with are now these MAGA pricks

A girl I partied with in college would run around parties with her bottle of tequila and a sack of cut limes, known for skinny dipping and blowing dudes in club bathrooms is now a self proclaimed Christian nationalist. She ran for a Leander school board position and lost. 

Damn she was a lot of fun.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

A girl I partied with in college would run around parties with her bottle of tequila and a sack of cut limes, known for skinny dipping and blowing dudes in club bathrooms is now a self proclaimed Christian nationalist. She ran for a Leander school board position and lost. 

Damn she was a lot of fun.

They’re old people trying to get into heaven now. 
 

or more likely they are weak insecure people emotionally reliant on the attention and acceptance of those in their immediate orbit. 
 

Young…show off the bod, whore yourself out, be the life of the party  People around you love you  

Old….be a good little Christian. People around you love you. 

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2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

In terms of non-elected, non-power holding citizens, the libs of tik tok bitch has to be up there historically in the amount of damage she has single-handedly done to this country.

 

Once upon a time, when this was a proper country, people like her were ostracized from society for their general nosiness and overall busybody-ness; getting involved in things that have absolutely nothing to do with themselves or their families, but they made it their life mission to point out how "bad" things are in the next block or town over.

Now, people like her are celebrated.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Once upon a time, when this was a proper country, people like her were ostracized from society for their general nosiness and overall busybody-ness; getting involved in things that have absolutely nothing to do with themselves or their families, but they made it their life mission to point out how "bad" things are in the next block or town over.

Now, people like her are celebrated.

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25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

A girl I partied with in college would run around parties with her bottle of tequila and a sack of cut limes, known for skinny dipping and blowing dudes in club bathrooms is now a self proclaimed Christian nationalist. She ran for a Leander school board position and lost. 

Damn she was a lot of fun.

A girl that my college best friend and took turns during our sophomore year is now super MAGA churchy and a school teacher.  Lulz.

 

Gen X turned out to be such a disappointment 

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Once upon a time, when this was a proper country, people like her were ostracized from society for their general nosiness and overall busybody-ness; getting involved in things that have absolutely nothing to do with themselves or their families, but they made it their life mission to point out how "bad" things are in the next block or town over.

Now, people like her are celebrated.

i am going to age myself, but.. the Gladys Kravitzs of the world now have Facebook and NextDoor.

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today in magat accusations/confessions

I look forward to the prosecution.

 

2 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I was in a Facebook group for my 50th high school reunion this summer.  That experience caused me to delete my Facebook account and skip the reunion.  I can’t believe that people I used to smoke weed with are now these MAGA pricks

I made an excuse to miss my 40th this summer. I see the 3 people I care about. The rest of you people just happened to live within the same geographical boundary. That's where the relationship ends.

I saw the guilty plea, but not the six months.  That's fucking absurd in the context of what lesser sex offenders routinely get.

And how quickly will his pardon come?

Also, Stitt isn't quite reliably MAGA and the AG hates him, and Ryan Walters.

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

He may get one but in OK a requirement for pardon is to have completed the entire sentence - including imprisonment, parole, probation, and post-imprisonment supervision. https://ppbpardonapplication.powerappsportals.us/new-page-1/

Even with stitt being a fuck nut I just don’t see him expending the political capital to pardon an admitted pedo. 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

 

I was told participation trophies are for losers.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, Stitt isn't quite reliably MAGA and the AG hates him, and Ryan Walters.

 

Walters can hate him from afar now since he has resigned.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Walters can hate him from afar now since he has resigned.

 

 

No the AG hates Ryan Walters as well.

46 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

uhhhhhhhhhh what is this? what are challenge coins? maybe im just highly ignorant and google will be my friend.

Just now, Vegas64 said:

uhhhhhhhhhh what is this? what are challenge coins? maybe im just highly ignorant and google will be my friend.

They're a lot like commemorative plates from Franklin Mint and others.

But highly favored by tools and douches.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

They're a lot like commemorative plates from Franklin Mint and others.

But highly favored by tools and douches.

haha makes sense, hence the "punisher" look lol lame.

2 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

uhhhhhhhhhh what is this? what are challenge coins? maybe im just highly ignorant and google will be my friend.

challenge coins are common in various organizations. they have a militaristic origin but have become common in other organizations as well like education. we were issued them when i graduated from mba school at ut. the idea being that if you encountered a fellow ut mba grad in the wild and then hit you with the challenge coin, if you did not have yours, you had to buy them a drink. but ours were the seal of the university on one side and the mccombs insignia on the other side. not a fucking douchey ksh money punisher skulls. what a pathetic and sophomoric perspective on the role.

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