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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

A girl I partied with in college would run around parties with her bottle of tequila and a sack of cut limes, known for skinny dipping and blowing dudes in club bathrooms is now a self proclaimed Christian nationalist. She ran for a Leander school board position and lost. 

Damn she was a lot of fun.

 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

A girl that my college best friend and took turns during our sophomore year is now super MAGA churchy and a school teacher.  Lulz.

Is there a glitch on the site that doesn't make the pics show up?

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20 minutes ago, sidis said:

challenge coins are common in various organizations. they have a militaristic origin but have become common in other organizations as well like education. we were issued them when i graduated from mba school at ut. the idea being that if you encountered a fellow ut mba grad in the wild and then hit you with the challenge coin, if you did not have yours, you had to buy them a drink. but ours were the seal of the university on one side and the mccombs insignia on the other side. not a fucking douchey ksh money punisher skulls. what a pathetic and sophomoric perspective on the role.

largely idiotic...particularly these.

If somebody ‘hit me with a challenge coin’ I’d feel compelled to open hand slap them. Wtf kinda aggy shit. 

Can someone please provide me with the link to a short essay that was posted here within the last couple of months? I can't remember enough of it to effectively search for it. 

It was written as a letter from a father to his son from some time in the future, and the father explains how in hindsight, he was too busy to notice and/or didn't give much credence to the slow creep of fascism when it was happening, and how it never feels as apparent in the moment as we assume it must have to people in past instances for whom we have the benefit of hindsight to judge their actions. The letter also goes on to give advice about some friend and/or sexual partner who is fleeing persecution or some such thing, taking care to only refer to them by initials, lest the letter get intercepted by the bad guys. 

Little help? 

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21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Somebody with skills should put Trump's head on the dad and this closet-case, Charlie Kirk-wannabe on the kid in this GIF:

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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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One could make a good faith argument that the president at the time of the 250th is a reasonable choice for the heads side of such a coin. 
 

the other side though, I’d rather we destroy all US mints than create that. 

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still not used to it. still infuriated.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One could make a good faith argument that the president at the time of the 250th is a reasonable choice for the heads side of such a coin. 
 

the other side though, I’d rather we destroy all US mints than create that. 

Don't presidents need to be deceased before they're put on US currency?

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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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"Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)

In other news dotard hasn't been seen in public since Tuesday.

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One could make a good faith argument that the president at the time of the 250th is a reasonable choice for the heads side of such a coin. 
 

the other side though, I’d rather we destroy all US mints than create that. 

Or you could put Jefferson, John Hancock, or one of a number of any other founding fathers on heads and the Declaration of Independence of the picture of the signers on tails.

But, fuck all that.  Let's ignore federal law and go with a living, sitting president rather than limiting currency to deceased or mythical people.

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13 minutes ago, bluto said:

If somebody ‘hit me with a challenge coin’ I’d feel compelled to open hand slap them. Wtf kinda aggy shit. 

Started with elite US military units. So not aggy. Though I bet they have one. 

Worst was working with a client and he had his own made. Talked about integrity, honor and values. Yeah, he never fully paid the bill. 

 

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what’s scary is that i know right wing people who only consume fox news and right wing podcasts and they’re either hardly aware that this is going on, or brainwashed into believing that this is totally necessary. 

US strikes another boat off Venezuela coast, killing four, Defense Secretary announces

 

The US military carried out another strike on a boat operating in the Caribbean officials deemed to be a “narco-trafficking vessel” on Friday morning, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced in a social media post. The strike killed all four people who were on board, Hegseth said.

The attack marks at least the fourth known US military strike in the Caribbean since the beginning of September, all of which have targeted boats the administration claims are “affiliated” with drug cartels that the US has designated as terrorist organizations in recent months.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/politics/strikes-boat-carribbean-fourth

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

US strikes another boat off Venezuela coast, killing four, Defense Secretary announces

 

The US military carried out another strike on a boat operating in the Caribbean officials deemed to be a “narco-trafficking vessel” on Friday morning, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced in a social media post. The strike killed all four people who were on board, Hegseth said.

The attack marks at least the fourth known US military strike in the Caribbean since the beginning of September, all of which have targeted boats the administration claims are “affiliated” with drug cartels that the US has designated as terrorist organizations in recent months.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/politics/strikes-boat-carribbean-fourth

They’re doing their best to soften Americans resolve against these apparently illegal murders.

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

US strikes another boat off Venezuela coast, killing four, Defense Secretary announces

 

The US military carried out another strike on a boat operating in the Caribbean officials deemed to be a “narco-trafficking vessel” on Friday morning, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced in a social media post. The strike killed all four people who were on board, Hegseth said.

The attack marks at least the fourth known US military strike in the Caribbean since the beginning of September, all of which have targeted boats the administration claims are “affiliated” with drug cartels that the US has designated as terrorist organizations in recent months.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/politics/strikes-boat-carribbean-fourth

This shit is crazy yo. 

The word "affiliated" is doing a shit ton of heavy lifting. I guess we're just expected to assume that this is all on the up and up. With this administration that lies when the truth would serve them better. 

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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39 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Can someone please provide me with the link to a short essay that was posted here within the last couple of months? I can't remember enough of it to effectively search for it. 

It was written as a letter from a father to his son from some time in the future, and the father explains how in hindsight, he was too busy to notice and/or didn't give much credence to the slow creep of fascism when it was happening, and how it never feels as apparent in the moment as we assume it must have to people in past instances for whom we have the benefit of hindsight to judge their actions. The letter also goes on to give advice about some friend and/or sexual partner who is fleeing persecution or some such thing, taking care to only refer to them by initials, lest the letter get intercepted by the bad guys. 

Little help? 

 

Just now, Derka said:

If you don't already know that's the flotilla in int'l waters and the soldiers are Israeli

40 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Can someone please provide me with the link to a short essay that was posted here within the last couple of months? I can't remember enough of it to effectively search for it. 

It was written as a letter from a father to his son from some time in the future, and the father explains how in hindsight, he was too busy to notice and/or didn't give much credence to the slow creep of fascism when it was happening, and how it never feels as apparent in the moment as we assume it must have to people in past instances for whom we have the benefit of hindsight to judge their actions. The letter also goes on to give advice about some friend and/or sexual partner who is fleeing persecution or some such thing, taking care to only refer to them by initials, lest the letter get intercepted by the bad guys. 

Little help? 

I believe it was Love Letter by George Saunders.

25 minutes ago, Derka said:

what’s scary is that i know right wing people who only consume fox news and right wing podcasts and they’re either hardly aware that this is going on, or brainwashed into believing that this is totally necessary. 

Pfft. It's football/Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas season.

Ain't no one got time for that depressing political crap.

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

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There is no way that design is real. Trump ain’t allowing that much neck waddle on a coin even if it is accurate. 

1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

 

Is there a glitch on the site that doesn't make the pics show up?

Something something about a moped being fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you riding it. 

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1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

What is wrong with you guys. You are sick.

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No one is advocating for his death. But you do realize when it happens, you will see the largest worldwide celebration of all time right? Do you remember Yankee Stadium the night we got Bid Laden? Like that, but Earth.

4 hours ago, Derka said:

it reminds me of shane gillis’s bit about the little mermaid: “mermaids are white! i’m a 35 year old man, this is important to me!”

i’m glad that gillis is here to make us laugh, because his point is sadly spot on. the very people who won’t stfu about how the libtards are a bunch of snowflakes, aka the “fuck your feelings” crowd, is constantly tripping over themselves to be offended and upset by every single little goddamn thing that isn’t blatantly pro-WASP and anti everyone else. it’s a fucking beating.

 

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"farting fake fury"

 

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14 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

What is wrong with you guys. You are sick.

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nothing wrong with me. the actual question is what's wrong with you and why would you worship such a man? if you can call him that. 

19 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

What is wrong with you guys. You are sick.

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More like RollRight amirite?

2 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

uhhhhhhhhhh what is this? what are challenge coins? maybe im just highly ignorant and google will be my friend.

customer gave me a few of these had  no clue til today 

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29 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

What is wrong with you guys. You are sick.

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I'll never understand you people or how you think about the world. 

 

 

People that don't use the Surly Dark - No Avatar theme are just plain weird.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

A girl I partied with in college would run around parties with her bottle of tequila and a sack of cut limes, known for skinny dipping and blowing dudes in club bathrooms is now a self proclaimed Christian nationalist. She ran for a Leander school board position and lost. 

Damn she was a lot of fun.

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

No cell phone cams during that time. Thank god.

 

2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

 

Is there a glitch on the site that doesn't make the pics show up?

Yeah, no phones for Gen X, thank the good lord.

You don't want pics of her now.  She was good back then, though.  5'10" (played ball in HS), 150 lbs,. decent face, 36C, long legs.  Basically just hooked up with whichever one of us was down.  Plus she was doing other guys.  

Then became a MAGA Christian Patriot Elementary music teacher.  Did not age well, either.

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Did not age well, either.

Ugliness on the inside tends to be reflected on the outside

11 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Yeah, no phones for Gen X, thank the good lord.

You don't want pics of her now.  She was good back then, though.  5'10" (played ball in HS), 150 lbs,. decent face, 36C, long legs.  Basically just hooked up with whichever one of us was down.  Plus she was doing other guys.  

Then became a MAGA Christian Patriot Elementary music teacher.  Did not age well, either.

My party girl was a spinner. Played soccer so her legs and ass were cut out of stone. Now...not so much.

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8 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Ugliness on the inside tends to be reflected on the outside

54 year old Kid Rock:

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1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

What is wrong with you guys. You are sick.

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manifest density

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I love these people. I wish they could teach me to be this crazy. 
 

 

23 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

54 year old Kid Rock:

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One could make a good faith argument that the president at the time of the 250th is a reasonable choice for the heads side of such a coin. 
 

the other side though, I’d rather we destroy all US mints than create that. 

I missed all those Gerald Ford coins in 1976.

2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

What is wrong with you guys. You are sick.

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We care about the Constitution and the United States and are not in an insane nihilistic cult. It does make us seem weird seem weird these days.

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