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17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Does he sing in American or Mexican?

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Jerry Jones is never going to lead any kind of NFL player STRIKE so that should be a clue

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lucy's from El Salvador!

What does that matter? /magats

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Is this what I think it is?

Just now, Al_4_ISU said:

Is this what I think it is?

We're all gonna get laid?

I’m not watching that stupid fuck but did the reporter ask him who the leader of Antifa is?

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m not watching that stupid fuck but did the reporter ask him who the leader of Antifa is?

Soros. Duh.

Man, that would be great video. Considering that every person now has a video camera in their pocket, I'm a little surprised I haven't seen any videos of this hand-to-hand combat between ICE and Antifa. That's weird. 

23 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

We're all gonna get laid?

No one thinks that.

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What do you think it is cyclone?

Some weird ass Black MAGA grift 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

No one thinks that.

I Guess If You Say So GIF

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Man, that would be great video. Considering that every person now has a video camera in their pocket, I'm a little surprised I haven't seen any videos of this hand-to-hand combat between ICE and Antifa. That's weird. 

Does Ive not use body cams…you know for their own protection?  Like nightly hand to hand combat?

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9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Shot 

Chaser:

 

 

Article I, Section 2, mandates a decennial census, an "actual enumeration" of "all persons" in the country every ten years

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Article I, Section 2, mandates a decennial census, an "actual enumeration" of "all persons" in the country every ten years

This. All persons. Illegal. Legal. Whatever. 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Article I, Section 2, mandates a decennial census, an "actual enumeration" of "all persons" in the country every ten years

tl;dr

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Shot 

Chaser:

 

Quick google search yielded

  • April 26, 2021: 
    The Census Bureau released the population numbers for the 50 states and the District of Columbia, which were used to determine the apportionment of congressional seats. 
     
    So maybe in this case he could mean the data was processed by the Biden admin?  Was it?
5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Unfortunately, what he's bitching about occurred during the census COUNT, which actually did occur during the Biden Administration.  Im not sure it was actually at the behest of the Biden Administration or just something census wonks decided they needed to do.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11105149/

https://hdsr.mitpress.mit.edu/pub/954ycugm/release/2

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Article I, Section 2, mandates a decennial census, an "actual enumeration" of "all persons" in the country every ten years

You think there isn't wiggle room with the definition of "person" with this administration?

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Quick google search yielded

 

  • April 26, 2021: 
    The Census Bureau released the population numbers for the 50 states and the District of Columbia, which were used to determine the apportionment of congressional seats. 
     
    So maybe in this case he could mean the data was processed by the Biden admin?  Was it?

Paste as plain text motherfucker, do you speak it?

14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unfortunately, what he's bitching about occurred during the census COUNT, which actually did occur during the Biden Administration.  Im not sure it was actually at the behest of the Biden Administration or just something census wonks decided they needed to do.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11105149/

https://hdsr.mitpress.mit.edu/pub/954ycugm/release/2

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20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Angry Season 2 GIF by The Office

It's factual, is it not?  I'm kind of fond of those fact things.

As much as I would have liked to believe the guy was that stupid, he wasn't.

What it does seem like is something like them eeeelectronic votin computer machines that are run by Hugo Chavez.  Some mysterious thing that the conspiracy chuds are going to run with.

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54 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol Trump pardoning Maxwell. Of course

Uh what?

3 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Jerry Jones is never going to lead any kind of NFL player STRIKE so that should be a clue

Jerry Jones having any connection to a Super Bowl was what tipped me off 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's factual, is it not?  I'm kind of fond of those fact things.

As much as I would have liked to believe the guy was that stupid, he wasn't.

What it does seem like is something like them eeeelectronic votin computer machines that are run by Hugo Chavez.  Some mysterious thing that the conspiracy chuds are going to run with.

Everything I’ve read says the counting began in April of 2020 and concluded in October of 2020

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Savage.

@dieworkwear is always a fun follow.

8 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Everything I’ve read says the counting began in April of 2020 and concluded in October of 2020

Ok wrong word then, but the data processing, which extended into April 2021.   Although, again not clear who decided to do it or when.

Apparently, as you drill down into the data for smaller and smaller units, ie congressional districts, the risk increases of revealing personal information.  At some point someone decided that was bad and we should do this differential privacy thing.  And that has been the subject of some criticism and also studies that it had no material effect.

So, while this guy wasn't as blatantly wrong as the above suggests, this is more FUD conspiracy theory shit.

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nobody, and i mean nobody, is a bigger snowflake than a magat. watching them suddenly give so many shits about the super bowl halftime show, something they’ve never watched or cared about before, is as pathetic as it is funny. what’s next, the miss america pageant? love island? the royal wedding? what’s the next event that’s never mattered before that’s suddenly going to trigger the fuck out of the fragile ass snowflakes who worship donald trump?

 

1 minute ago, Derka said:

nobody, and i mean nobody, is a bigger snowflake than a magat. watching them suddenly give so many shits about the super bowl halftime show, something they’ve never watched or cared about before, is as pathetic as it is funny. what’s next, the miss america pageant? love island? the royal wedding? what’s the next event that’s never mattered before that’s suddenly going to trigger the fuck out of the fragile ass snowflakes who worship donald trump?

 

You should post this in your Shame Gillis thread to really demonstrate his point lol

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

You think there isn't wiggle room with the definition of "person" with this administration?

Considering the definition of person, we should endeavor to make Delaware the most populous state by 2030.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ok wrong word then, but the data processing, which extended into April 2021.   Although, again not clear who decided to do it or when.

Apparently, as you drill down into the data for smaller and smaller units, ie congressional districts, the risk increases of revealing personal information.  At some point someone decided that was bad and we should do this differential privacy thing.  And that has been the subject of some criticism and also studies that it had no material effect.

So, while this guy wasn't as blatantly wrong as the above suggests, this is more FUD conspiracy theory shit.

Stop it, get help. A member of the other team concedes a point? Great! Use that concession against them. Don't muddy the water. Don't help the fascists. You need to fight the urge for precision, because that urge aids and abets the liars and grifters.

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