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17 minutes ago, immamac said:

Just because you see an ad that they are paying for doesn't mean it's normalized. Also holy shit you don't pay for YouTube? 

If I was watching political content, it's one thing. MAGA/Trump invading sports podcasts is absolutely trying to normalize their cruelty. 

 

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I’m still trying to figure out who exactly ANTIFA is.  who are they going to take down? Are they really going to try and go after Soros? 

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Shocked that Mickelson is a magat. God these people are so broken. 

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5 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

I’m still trying to figure out who exactly ANTIFA is.  who are they going to take down? Are they really going to try and go after Soros? 

who is the founder of antifa? where are their headquarters? what is their motto? how do you apply to become antifa? where do they train the antifa terrorists? what are the prerequisites? also, how is antifa simultaneously the biggest terror threat to america yet also exclusively made up of pussy ass snowflake libtards? 

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Peanut farm.

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Glad Mickelson took that Saudi blood money, made it easier to root against a total scumbag. 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I read this as a segment in which they show Trump watching and commenting on actual commercials, and I was like "fuck, I might have to go watch this."

So we’re going to destroy antifa to the same extent that we’ve destroyed the South American drug cartels?  That’s the statement?  So blow up 3 random American busses and drop a mission accomplished tweet?

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Don't forget illegally and without due process.

It feels like the insanity has really ramped up in the past couple of days. What is happening?  He doesn’t know what habeas corpus is, people are seriously talking about him getting a Nobel prize, he’s openly attacking American cities…it’s crossing the line into absurdity and not coming back. 

Other than lunatics, who is talking about the Nobel Peace prize for him?

And yes, this is all absurd.

This woman's story is a bit chilling...Johnson brings it back to his standard talking points.

 

4 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Other than lunatics, who is talking about the Nobel Peace prize for him?

And yes, this is all absurd.

One of my leftist buddies texted it to me.  Perhaps I jumped the gun on that one.

i fucking hate these people more than i ever thought possible.

 

6 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Other than lunatics, who is talking about the Nobel Peace prize for him?

And yes, this is all absurd.

it is out there. He has been nominated. 

Then we're out and the door is closed. It's decision time. And looming large over the whole affair is one figure: Donald Trump.

The world's most powerful man wants the world's most prestigious award. It seems as if he's become fixated on it.

In speeches and press conferences, he has repeatedly reeled off a list of the seven wars he says he has solved.

He's boasted that he deserves the award and that "everyone says I should get it", but told troops in Virginia last month: "They'll give it to some guy that didn't do a damn thing; they'll give it to the guy who wrote a book about the mind of Donald Trump… it will be a big insult to our country."

World leaders appear to have realised Nobel flattery is a way to his heart.

Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu publicly whipped out a nomination letter at the White House; Azerbaijan's president told Trump in a news conference that he deserved the prize; Pakistan's government announced it had nominated him, winning plaudits from the president.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5ejm4qrzyo

 

37 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

I doubt if he’s seen any part of Chicago outside of Olympia Fields CC. Which is not Chicago.

 

41 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Eat a dick, FIGJAM

Damn, this weirdo talkin' some sense:

 

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40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Shocked that Mickelson is a magat. God these people are so broken. 

I think it's probably the safer assumption that all U.S. pro golfers are MAGA cunts than the contrary. You don't spend that much time at the country club without some of that shit rubbing off ...

 

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Damn, this weirdo talkin' some sense:
 

It’s telling that things have gotten so completely off the rails that Rand Paul and MTG are making some fucking sense.
52 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

I’m still trying to figure out who exactly ANTIFA is.  who are they going to take down? Are they really going to try and go after Soros? 

"Who is ANTIFA?  It's whoever we kill.  Duh." 

38 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

it is out there. He has been nominated. 

Then we're out and the door is closed. It's decision time. And looming large over the whole affair is one figure: Donald Trump.

The world's most powerful man wants the world's most prestigious award. It seems as if he's become fixated on it.

In speeches and press conferences, he has repeatedly reeled off a list of the seven wars he says he has solved.

He's boasted that he deserves the award and that "everyone says I should get it", but told troops in Virginia last month: "They'll give it to some guy that didn't do a damn thing; they'll give it to the guy who wrote a book about the mind of Donald Trump… it will be a big insult to our country."

World leaders appear to have realised Nobel flattery is a way to his heart.

Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu publicly whipped out a nomination letter at the White House; Azerbaijan's president told Trump in a news conference that he deserved the prize; Pakistan's government announced it had nominated him, winning plaudits from the president.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5ejm4qrzyo

 

How many boats does he have to blow up?  Give him the Noble Prize already!

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Damn, that stroke has done a number on him.

Calls from the right for his resignation have  dipped sharply recently. I guess he made a sudden, noticeable recovery. 

12 hours ago, landman said:

Trump constantly says how well "they" say he's doing.  No one know who "they" are, but whatever.

The White House comes out quoting a bunch of "theys" in the form or "Portland resident" or "coffee shop owner".  Not a single name being quoted.

So of course this is all legit and Portland is just this side of hell.  Because that's what "they" are saying...

I'm sure TV news is showing frequent live video of Portland to prove the absurd lying going on, right? This is almost as effective as having a panel argue both sides with video showing the same.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Very cool to turn on Coffee & Football this morning and the first YouTube ad starts with "Hi, this is Kristi Noem. If you are an illegal in America, this runway is your home." with video of a military plane taking off. 

How quickly this fucking bullshit has been normalized. 

 

Gotta feed the zombies.

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Jeff Tiedrich with another fun read today: https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/preznit-fuckwits-gonna-fight-all?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

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Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake

this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever

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 never underestimate Little Donny Fuckface’s ability to waste everyone’s time on the stupidest bullshit imaginable.

witness the latest bug to crawl up the Mad King’s ass.

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 “I’m inside the White House. I will be speaking with the U.S. President and his cabinet about Antifa.”

that’s right, our 34-count convicted felon president invited a bunch of MAGA halfwits and hangers-on to the White House, for a roundtable on how to deal with the ‘problem’ of antifa — the imaginary ‘domestic terror organization’ that definitely doesn’t exist.

a roomful of morons setting policy based on a fever-swamp fantasy. it’s all so unbelievably stupid.

it’s as if a child were having a tea party with stuffed animals, and going ‘Mister Bear, let’s hear your plan to take on Soros.’

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seriously, if you want to tackle a completely fictitious terror org, who better to have on your side than Pizzagate Jack Posobiec?

image.thumb.png.4e20f3868f6723ec8cd1a63d0b2e8496.png after all, Pizzagate Jack is the stuffed bear who promoted the fairy tale that Hillary Clinton trafficked children out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement. who better than Jack to fight an imaginary foe?

now, let’s back up a bit — because the Mad King’s quest to outlaw Big Bad Antifa dates all the way back to his first reign.

the problem for Donny back then was that there were actual adults in the room who were willing to take him aside and go ‘dude, don’t be a shit-kazoo.’

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'By ERIC TUCKER and BEN FOX
Published 10:07 PM EDT, September 17, 2020

WASHINGTON (AP) — FBI Director Chris Wray told lawmakers Thursday that antifa is an ideology, not an organization, delivering testimony that puts him at odds with President Donald Trump, who has said he would designate it a terror group.

Hours after the hearing, Trump took to Twitter to chastise his FBI director for his statements on antifa and on Russian election interference, two themes that dominated a congressional hearing on threats to the American homeland.'

Chris Wray — who had been appointed FBI director by Donny — had it exactly right. antifa isn’t an organization. it’s a belief — that fascism is bad.

pro tip: if you’re against the idea of antifascism, you’re on the wrong fucking side.

this is something that Pizzagate Jack and his buddies don’t seem to realize.

fast forward to today. Chris Wray is gone, replaced by Krazee-Eyes Kash. Donny no longer has adults in the room. what he has are toadies like ICE Barbie. she loves to dress up, and she was thrilled to take part in the Boy King’s tea party.

when they announce this year’s Nobel Prize for Things That Never Happened the Most™, I hope it goes to Kristi Noem — because get a load of this.

“one of the individuals we arrested recently in Portland was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa, and that we are hoping as we go after her and interview her and prosecute her, we’ll get more and more information about the network and how we can root them out and eliminate them from the existence of American society.”

yeah, no.

there is no quote-unquote network. there is no organization. there’s no hierarchy, no meetings, no dues, no membership cards, no secret handshake — and there is certainly no founder, and no girlfriend. does she even have a name? this whole story is a huge fucking bowl of it never happened.

I have a question for ICE Barbie: after you caught this ‘girlfriend of antifa,’ did she try to eat her own arm off?

it’s a legit thing to ask, because Noem is shameless about making shit up. here she is, back in July, at a press conference for the opening of that massive human rights violation, Alligator Alzcatraz.

“the other day I was talking to some marshals who have been partnering with ICE. they said that they had detained a cannibal, and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself. and they had to get him off and get him medical attention.”

MY GOD, PEOPLE, THEY’RE EATING THE DAWGS. THEY’RE EATING THE CATS. THEY’RE GNAWING ON THEIR OWN ARMS.

spoiler alert: of fucking course this never happened — and there is no reason on earth to ever believe any of the batshit that vomits out of ICE Barbie’s mouth.

by the way, at yesterday’s tea party, President Pudding Cup continued to prove that he’s a remarkable physical specimen in perfect health. tell me, is it worrisome when a 79-year-old president struggles to stay awake during every single time he appears in public?

it’s another legit question, because the White House announced yesterday that Donny will have his ‘yearly’ checkup at Walter Reed Hospital on Friday — which is weird, because he already had his ‘yearly’ Walter Reed checkup six months ago. so, what are not being told?

is it worrisome when a president is completely detached from reality?

“I don’t know what could be worse than Portland. you don’t even have stores anymore. they don’t even put glass up. they put plywood on their windows.”

IS THAT WHY THEY’RE EATING THEIR OWN ARMS? because they don’t have stores any more, and Portlanders can no longer buy groceries?

where is this gibbering lunatic getting his information from? nothing even close to that is happening in Portland. the protests are minuscule, and confined to the one block in front of the ICE facility. look at this terrifying frog. no wonder Meal Team ICE is shitting their pants and calling for military backup.

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is it worrisome when a president is tyrannical and incoherent at the same time?

“…a flag burning mob, and we’ve uh made it uh one year penalty for inciting riots. we took the freedom of speech away because it’s been through the courts, and the courts said ‘you have freedom of speech’ but that— what has happened is when they burn a flag, it agitates and irritates crowds, they’ve never seen anything like it, both sides, and you end up with riots, so we’re going on that basis, we’re looking at it from not from the freedom of speech, which I always felt strongly about, but never passed the courts.”

holy shit, not only is Donny struggling to stay awake, he’s struggling to read what’s written on the paper in front of him.

‘we took the freedom of speech away’ — what a stunning thing to admit.

for those of you keeping score at home, flag burning is bad.

but using the flag to beat the shit out of cops on January 6, that’s good.

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it’s also apparently totes cool to snuggle Old Glory against your cooch.

image.png.99de36ad0f10a2773f23a7e2750d9c55.png look, President Playpen can shit out all the farcical executive orders he wants, but he can’t redefine

Constitutionally-protected speech, no matter how hard he tries. all this fuckery is going to end up in front of judges and grand juries — and they’ve shown time and again that they have no patience for any of Donny’s authoritarian bullshit.

none of this is normal. presidents aren’t supposed to shred the Constitution — nor are they supposed to wage war against their own people.

it’s so clear that Donny wants blood in the streets. he doing all he can to provoke clashes between protesters and National Guard troops, so he can invoke the Insurrection Act and declare martial law.

Donny is super fucking horny for a civil war. this is some scary shit, for sure — but the clock is ticking, and time may be running out on America’s Mad King.

here’s a thing that California Rep. Eric Swalwell not-tweeted yesterday morning.

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“It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, ‘this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.’”

which was followed up by—

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“One Republican just texted me that if there’s a discharge vote on Epstein they expect a ‘jail break’ of over 100 members. Trump will go nuts!”

shoot that shit directly into my veins.

I know, it sounds way too good to be true — but Eric Swalwell is not a bullshitter.

Holy Mike can’t hold up Adelita Grijalva’s swearing-in ceremony forever. that 218th vote in favor of Tom Massie’s discharge petition is coming, sooner or later.

buckle your seat belt, things are about to get interesting.

oh, and the Nobel Peace Prize is being announced tomorrow morning. get ready for a ketchupnado in the West Wing.

 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Also holy shit you don't pay for YouTube? 

No.  Why should I?  My ad blocker keeps that bullshit out.

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

I've noticed Pritzker and Gallego, the Senator from AZ, bring up Trump's dementia this week. Hopefully it'll start to catch on. But there's a lot of batcrazy people in power. Gnone. Spam Bondi. What's his face from faux news and now somehow the secdef. They're each absolutely clueless, narcissistic lunatics and I don't know how they get their comeuppance but hopefully soon.

Don't forget Secretary Brainworms, Director Kash Money, Yo, etc.

 

Antifa is an ideology, Phil. This is no different than if an AG under a democratic president said “Yeah we’re gonna be killing conservatives.”
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2 hours ago, Derka said:

who is the founder of antifa? where are their headquarters? what is their motto? how do you apply to become antifa? where do they train the antifa terrorists? what are the prerequisites? also, how is antifa simultaneously the biggest terror threat to america yet also exclusively made up of pussy ass snowflake libtards? 

 

who knows, but they have a gf 😂😂😂

Everything this administration does - even stupid troll shit like this - is to incite violence. Everything. 

 

they constantly vacillate between “we are so back” and “this country is in ruins thanks to the libs”.  the yo-yo’ing must give their followers head trauma.

I didn't know Columbus Day went away in the first place

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we are SO back oh wait

 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

This woman's story is a bit chilling...Johnson brings it back to his standard talking points.

 

Mike Johnson hears of a military family struggling to live and afford life and medical necessities in the United States and instantly turns his response to "me" and "my".

Damn, what a dick.

39 minutes ago, Chopper said:

we are SO back oh wait

 

And why does this matter?  Do they think the ICE goons are going to follow any rules?  

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53 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I didn't know Columbus Day went away in the first place

 

 

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And why does this matter?  Do they think the ICE goons are going to follow any rules?  

So we should just lay down and allow them to run over the law and us? Hell no. You fight where possible and use all legal means. 

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

So we should just lay down and allow them to run over the law and us? Hell no. You fight where possible and use all legal means. 

Fine, but coming here to post it as if it changes a damn thing just seems like a waste of time.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Fine, but coming here to post it as if it changes a damn thing just seems like a waste of time.

What you've posted in your last two posts seems like a waste of time. But that's just my pov.

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And why does this matter?  Do they think the ICE goons are going to follow any rules?  

If ICE is going to act outside the bounds of the law and the Trump admin is going to undermine any hope of recourse for misconduct, the courts should provide some guidance that ICE goons should be treated under the law just like any average joe guilty of aggravated assault / battery - i.e., protestors should be entitled to a right of self-defense, taking into account recent misconduct by ICE officers in deciding whether they have a reasonably belief there is imminent danger.  You want to act like you're above the law?  Sorry, you don't get extra protection when you're operating in that mode.

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Fucking insane to me that grocery store prices have doubled and every company I know is going through layoffs, yet tens of millions of Americans will hear about rainbow crosswalks being painted over and Columbus Day coming back and genuinely be like "this is what I voted for!!!!"

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm sure TV news is showing frequent live video of Portland to prove the absurd lying going on, right? This is almost as effective as having a panel argue both sides with video showing the same.

Is Portland Burning?

This is a link to the live cameras around Portland. 

Phil should stick to charging people 27 dollars for a burger fries and drink

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