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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuuuuuck.

We're really screwed.

Oh well, eggs were a little too expensive.

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32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We're really screwed.

Oh well, eggs were a little too expensive.

Dude that pretty blond girl lost her swim race to a dude 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Albert Speer laughs - laughs - at that puny piece of shit arch. Do better.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

No one has because it's illegal. Or, used to be anyway. They would have been removed from office and prosecuted.

Which is why the Senate Republicans who had a chance to stop all of this after January 6 will be excoriated by historians.

I hope yall (maga included) have a whole lot of submit in your being. I know @immamac thinks this is nothing but the die is cast. 

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7 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Dude that pretty blond girl lost her swim race to a dude 

She’s not pretty and she tied for 5th with the dude.  She wasn’t even on the podium

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I wonder how Greenland is gonna feel about being invaded by a Nobel Peace Prize winner.  Awkward!

same as portland/chicago/dc i’d imagine

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Which is why the Senate Republicans who had a chance to stop all of this after January 6 will be excoriated by historians.

As they should be.  Total fucking cowards.

55 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

which of these has better odds of happening:

-the united states breaking into regional sub territories/independent state-countries

-the united states having another free and fair election

i would say the election number is higher, but they're close.

35 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Dude that pretty blond girl lost her swim race to a dude 

Read the bottom line for me, please… 

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Brooke Rollins: "We had an amazing cabinet meeting. President Trump walked in before the cameras were there. The cabinet is seated around the table, and we all stood up, just his team, and gave him a two minute standing ovation. I don't think anybody has talked about that. There's so much love in that room and respect and just appreciation for him. No one could do what that man is doing today. So I was so grateful."

 

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Lee Greenwood + Creed + Kid Rock + Dave Matthew’s Band.

 

opening act ....

 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Brooke Rollins: "We had an amazing cabinet meeting. President Trump walked in before the cameras were there. The cabinet is seated around the table, and we all stood up, just his team, and gave him a two minute standing ovation. I don't think anybody has talked about that. There's so much love in that room and respect and just appreciation for him. No one could do what that man is doing today. So I was so grateful."

 

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These people must not understand that if you want people to talk about something you should do it in front of a horde of cameras.  Which is strange considering how much dog and pony show they produce in front of cameras. 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Which is why the Senate Republicans who had a chance to stop all of this after January 6 will be excoriated by historians.

Again, we owe it to ourselves to hold our version of South African reconciliation commission hearings and the Nuremberg Trials.

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

these meetings are embarrassing ....

 

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Debate for the VA Gov tonight was uh different

 

I once saw Kid Rock and Staind open up for Limp Bizkit at the Bronco Bowl in Dallas. Who knew that Durst would end up being the least scumbaggy of that group. Not sure if he's maga or not, but Borland has talked shit about Trump and republicans. 

 

 

And no I'm not ashamed. That was the most titties I've seen in one night in my entire life. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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I really don't understand how everyone isn't freaking the fuck out about this shit. 

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3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I really don't understand how everyone isn't freaking the fuck out about this shit. 

Ask imma

If he doesn't get the Nobel prize, I expect Israel to resume bombing the shit out of Palestinian refugees almost immediately.

If he does get it, they'll likely wait until after the actual ceremony to resume the bombing.

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26 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

If he doesn't get the Nobel prize, I expect Israel to resume bombing the shit out of Palestinian refugees almost immediately.

If he does get it, they'll likely wait until after the actual ceremony to resume the bombing.

 

the t3x@gs thread on the nobel peace prize is pure delusion and a reminder that all @gg1es should be neutered 

Lost to a Venezuelan woman...Oh his tweets about this and losing to an Hispanic woman at that.

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And the 2nd question was about TFG campaigning and saying he deserves the award. Yeah they shot him down pretty nicely with the response. He just doesn't matter to the people in the room making the decision.

I'll also posit that we don't see much else about war with Venezuela. Regime being deposed means Ms. Machado can come out of hiding and be democratically elected as their president. Going to guess TFG doesn't want to see her on the world stage as a head of state. His narcissism wouldn't be able to handle it, at all.

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Looks like we’re going to war with Norway.

11 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Their excuse is that they don't have the votes, as if they couldn't use the Republicans' refusal to do their duty against them politically.

They can’t, tho. It doesn’t work like that.  It doesn’t stick. 

6 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I really don't understand how everyone isn't freaking the fuck out about this shit. 

You realize an army of moderators can't even keep up with the deluge of stuff happening online on a single platform for things that violate terms of use, you think 30 people is gonna do anything where it's just just clock the button and make post go away, it's actually deep diving posting history and building something? Let's say they find 4 people a day each. That's absolutely maxxed out 120 people a day that they could possibly build a dossier on and hope that they are actually in a city or somewhere that ice is conducting an operation. 

Further to that, this just puts a target on their back and isn't like they poof through your computer screen and disappear you to the gulag. 

The freakout happened with the Patriot Act. With Snowden and wikileaks. This is all just the eventuality of a massive surveillance capability that has been being built for decades. 

30 idiots aren't gonna do shit. This is a fear mongering headline, but sure I'm an idiot and 30 people are magically gonna moderate the entire public social media space and deport everyone. 

I'm not excusing any of this and it shouldn't be happening, but the reason the freak out isn't happening is because of your Portland video. It's all fucking stupid photo op bullshit that isn't working on anyone except the people who are addicted to the headlines. 

I really don't understand how everyone isn't freaking the fuck out about this shit. 

When are they hiring? I could use a pretend remote second job. I’ll have my kid scroll message boards between classes and we can turn in fascists on “accident.”
7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I once saw Kid Rock and Staind open up for Limp Bizkit at the Bronco Bowl in Dallas. Who knew that Durst would end up being the least scumbaggy of that group. Not sure if he's maga or not, but Borland has talked shit about Trump and republicans. 

 

 

And no I'm not ashamed. That was the most titties I've seen in one night in my entire life. 

 

No need to be ashamed. Those of us who were around understand. 
I can taste the Dew, double decker taco, and smell the cool water right now…..

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

You realize an army of moderators can't even keep up with the deluge of stuff happening online on a single platform for things that violate terms of use, you think 30 people is gonna do anything where it's just just clock the button and make post go away, it's actually deep diving posting history and building something? Let's say they find 4 people a day each. That's absolutely maxxed out 120 people a day that they could possibly build a dossier on and hope that they are actually in a city or somewhere that ice is conducting an operation. 

Further to that, this just puts a target on their back and isn't like they poof through your computer screen and disappear you to the gulag. 

The freakout happened with the Patriot Act. With Snowden and wikileaks. This is all just the eventuality of a massive surveillance capability that has been being built for decades. 

30 idiots aren't gonna do shit. This is a fear mongering headline, but sure I'm an idiot and 30 people are magically gonna moderate the entire public social media space and deport everyone. 

I'm not excusing any of this and it shouldn't be happening, but the reason the freak out isn't happening is because of your Portland video. It's all fucking stupid photo op bullshit that isn't working on anyone except the people who are addicted to the headlines. 

Too many clocks. 

11 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Which is why the Senate Republicans who had a chance to stop all of this after January 6 will be excoriated by historians.

Who exactly do you think will be writing the history books?

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Who reads books? 

Do Surly threads count?

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Who reads books? 

 

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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16 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Who exactly do you think will be writing the history books?

The same kind of people who write them now. 

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The same kind of people who write them now. 

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