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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 


Maybe they thought it was a Columbian boat..

Donald Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Now who do we bomb first?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Donald Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Now who do we bomb first?

The bombing will stop when the Peace prize is given?

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War on Woke?  Lately Trump looks like he’s fighting a War on Stroke…and losing.

13 hours ago, immamac said:

The president has always been able to do that. No one has because what gonna happen with comey happens bits a complete waste of time outside of the headlines 

Don't be dumbass.

12 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Which is why the Senate Republicans who had a chance to stop all of this after January 6 will be excoriated by historians.

Boy, that'll show 'em.

23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Donald Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Now who do we bomb first?

Oslo.

28 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Donald Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Now who do we bomb first?

Might as well invade Greenland now.

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When that fucker dies in a few months, ill be blasting this as loud as I possibly can, for as long as I possibly can. I may lose my wife, my family, my neighbors. Hell I may even lose my job or my sanity. I may even be committed to a mental hospital. Dont care, itll be worth it

 

 

White House is bigly mad over the Nobel Peace prize.

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Guessing someone in the White House saw BLM project, assumed it was Black Lives Matter and cancelled it.  Plus, the whole, "why do something that could be good for our country thing when we can make it worse".  

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

He's gonna be throwing ketchup bottles all over the place today.

One might shatter and hit his ear.

10 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Guessing someone in the White House saw BLM project, assumed it was Black Lives Matter and cancelled it.  Plus, the whole, "why do something that could be good for our country thing when we can make it worse".  

No, they were thinking about the hundreds of Nevada coal miners put out of work.

Spoiler

There are no coal mines in Nevada.

 

15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

How is he possibly still going on about this?  God dammit, why won't you die?

He might be trying to fool people into thinking he has taken another one recently.  

9 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

He might be trying to fool people into thinking he has taken another one recently.  

Weird flex, dotard.

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Read something yesterday that they have known for a while that he wasn’t going to get it

Damn it. And I was hoping for a massive coronary, especially after it came out that 'Lil Marco nominated the winner.

Will his Nobel Peace Prize come out of a Cracker Jack Box?

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Boy, that'll show 'em.

Funny.

But seriously, what would show 'em?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Not great, bob

 

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I look forward to the Trump Administration paying this company 1 billion dollars to make sure our elections are safe so we can then see election results where the Republican candidates win 99% of the vote in every county in the country and Trump wins his third term with 100% of the voters going for him.  Oh, and also, Donald Trump will require that he owns 20% of this company for them to get the federal contract with Trumps cut going straight to his presidential library fund.  

Also, Don Junior's cocaine stash is now code named "The Presidential Library Fund."

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Not great, bob

 

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So is this a new venture?  Because they somehow just bought Dominion. 

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is this a new venture?  Because they somehow just bought Dominion. 

Well, I think consistent with their damage theory in the defamation cases, Dominion was fucked or pretty close to it as an ongoing business as a result of the politicization by the defamation.

So it was probably a cheap pickup and not going to be much of an influence going forward.

 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Boy, that'll show 'em.

Of course it won't, but it is a bit shocking to me none of these fuckers seem to care that they'll be remembered for all time as cowardly, un-American, treasonous, fascist cucks. 

12 minutes ago, Captainant said:

WTF the government is shut down and we can't pay federal workers, but we'll do a $20,000,000,000 currency swap with Argentina to take their shitty hyperinflationary pesos?

https://apnews.com/article/trump-bessent-argentina-milei-currency-swap-7432a188e57264f0e5f6c753ddc40879

absolute horseshit, and I'd love to see one of our resident cheeto suckers defend it

"Art of the deal"

"Forex diversification"

"Well boost up their economy and their pesos will be worth even more!"

Whichever you like.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Fuck that guy.

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I once saw Kid Rock and Staind open up for Limp Bizkit at the Bronco Bowl in Dallas. Who knew that Durst would end up being the least scumbaggy of that group. Not sure if he's maga or not, but Borland has talked shit about Trump and republicans. 

 

 

And no I'm not ashamed. That was the most titties I've seen in one night in my entire life. 

no shame, i just saw Limp Bizkit open for Metallica this summer and they were absolutely badass and almost worth the price of admission alone! 🤘

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

take it to the 🐆 thread

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Huh?

 

 

It's Friday. He's starting the weekend bender early.

i dont...what is he even saying... are we building an air force base for a foreign country in the US? 

 

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25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

He's just preaching the gospel of Johnny Sack.

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