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#31801
1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Those amateurs don’t realize that the decision was made months ago. They are so stupid.

It's not what they realize or don't, it's whether they can play the constantly aggrieved card.

To be the world's biggest "alpha male," that simpering little bitch boy whines and moans more than any fucking human who has ever existed.  Only in MAGA world can the biggest whimpering, whining, tittybaby bitchboy be an "alpha male."  I've taken runny dumps more alpha than that pussy-ass crybaby cunt.

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#31802
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's not what they realize or don't, it's whether they can play the constantly aggrieved card.

To be the world's biggest "alpha male," that simpering little bitch boy whines and moans more than any fucking human who has ever existed.  Only in MAGA world can the biggest whimpering, whining, tittybaby bitchboy be an "alpha male."  I've taken runny dumps more alpha than that pussy-ass crybaby cunt.

You make a very valid point. These people yearn to be victims. It’s almost like they are jealous of real victims and resent not being able to credibly claim victim status.

#31803
12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Those amateurs don’t realize that the decision was made months ago. They are so stupid.

And by the time the Nobel committee meets again for the 2026 Peace Prize, there likely won't be any sustained peace in the region, Putin will still be fucking with Ukraine, Trump's federalized national guard will have bullied and agitated a dozen other cities, and we will have killed every last Greenlander.

So not a great resume for the award.

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#31804
19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And by the time the Nobel committee meets again for the 2026 Peace Prize, there likely won't be any sustained peace in the region, Putin will still be fucking with Ukraine, Trump's federalized national guard will have bullied and agitated a dozen other cities, and we will have killed every last Greenlander.

So not a great resume for the award.

The Nobel committee will never award the Peace Prize to this shitstain regardless of what he does or doesn't do:

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#31805
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The Nobel committee will never award the Peace Prize to this shitstain regardless of what he does or doesn't do:

The last couple years have caused me to hesitate whenever I want to say "will never."  

#31806

And he put the market in the shitter today because of a stupid social media comment about China.

Everything he touches turns to crap.

#31809
52 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's not what they realize or don't, it's whether they can play the constantly aggrieved card.

To be the world's biggest "alpha male," that simpering little bitch boy whines and moans more than any fucking human who has ever existed.  Only in MAGA world can the biggest whimpering, whining, tittybaby bitchboy be an "alpha male."  I've taken runny dumps more alpha than that pussy-ass crybaby cunt.

These are the same people who bitched and moaned for fucking years about wearing masks during a respiratory disease pandemic.

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#31810
4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

These are the same people who bitched and moaned for fucking years about wearing masks during a respiratory disease pandemic.

The term face diaper should be employed liberally against ICE agents.

#31813
2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Over/under on Insurrection Act being invoked: 10 days

And again that is why folks should protest in banana costumes, the inflatable dinosaurs, whatever....meet the theater of the absurd with the absurd.  

"What are they arresting that guy in the same costumer my kid is wearing for Halloween Marge?"

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#31814
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

And again that is why folks should protest in banana costumes, the inflatable dinosaurs, whatever....meet the theater of the absurd with the absurd.  

i like the idea another poster here mentioned about a naked bike ride/protest. nothing to hide. can't say they were armed or dangerous - they're fucking naked. but yeah, treating them like the children they are is ultimately what will work

#31815
8 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Before 10/18/25.

I think 10/18 will be the date. Theyll drop in some cia agent to throw a molotov cocktail at police to get the ball rolling

#31819
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Putin will still be fucking with Ukraine,

I take a bit of an issue with this. It looks like Ukraine is going to keep up their campaign of going after Russian oil and gas infrastructure. The picture is gonna be very different when people are running out of gas in Moscow and  St. Petersburg, and not just this current fuel rationing, not to mention things like food delivery to the large cities. Even if the pace of the attacks on the infrastructure slows down, the disruptions will probably affect food production/crop planting in the spring. 

#31820
38 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She's playing her cards.

You are the leader of the Venezuelan opposition.  You don't have the resources to depose Maduro.

There is mercurial, childish man with a fragile ego to your north who has AMPLE resources to assist your cause.  And he fucking LOVES him some flattery.  Shit, talk about how his brilliant handling of Venezuela thus far is surely a sign that he is a capable and impressive lover, whatever it takes.  Play the cards you've got, and "play to Trump's ego" is a big fat Ace.

#31821
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Qatar has been a key financial supporter of the Palestinian militant organization Hamas, transferring more than $1.8 billion to Hamas over the years.

For some of the MAGA types, this is exactly what it boils down to. In their heads, they’re not very far from turning that into “Hamas is building a base inside of the US” and Laura Loomer and others out there in that fringe far right are absolutely going to push this train of thought. 

They would be just fine with England or Norway or basically any European country (white people) outside of Turkey doing this.  

And if Qatar puts up some prayer towers with the loudspeaker that call people to prayer or whatever, holy shit.  And there will be a mosque.  

#31822
10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

For some of the MAGA types, this is exactly what it boils down to. In their heads, they’re not very far from turning that into “Hamas is building a base inside of the US” and Laura Loomer and others out there in that fringe far right are absolutely going to push this train of thought. 

They would be just fine with England or Norway or basically any European country (white people) outside of Turkey doing this.  

And if Qatar puts up some prayer towers with the loudspeaker that call people to prayer or whatever, holy shit.  And there will be a mosque.  

send the texas national guard to hellhole boise?

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#31823
11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

For some of the MAGA types, this is exactly what it boils down to. In their heads, they’re not very far from turning that into “Hamas is building a base inside of the US” and Laura Loomer and others out there in that fringe far right are absolutely going to push this train of thought. 

They would be just fine with England or Norway or basically any European country (white people) outside of Turkey doing this.  

And if Qatar puts up some prayer towers with the loudspeaker that call people to prayer or whatever, holy shit.  And there will be a mosque.  

 

sharia law !!!!!

#31824
15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

For some of the MAGA types, this is exactly what it boils down to. In their heads, they’re not very far from turning that into “Hamas is building a base inside of the US” and Laura Loomer and others out there in that fringe far right are absolutely going to push this train of thought. 

They would be just fine with England or Norway or basically any European country (white people) outside of Turkey doing this.  

And if Qatar puts up some prayer towers with the loudspeaker that call people to prayer or whatever, holy shit.  And there will be a mosque.  

Idaho already has a Moscow so why would this be an issue?

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#31825

 

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

 

#31826

I guess we're not all imagining things.  Go figure.

CNN does a segment on Trump's health issues, including photos of his drooping face and discolored hand

 

#31828

Hard to win the Nobel Prize the same year you invade your own cities and open “Alligator Alcatraz” but in his diseased brain I’m sure he thought it was a lock. 

#31829
45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She's playing her cards.

You are the leader of the Venezuelan opposition.  You don't have the resources to depose Maduro.

There is mercurial, childish man with a fragile ego to your north who has AMPLE resources to assist your cause.  And he fucking LOVES him some flattery.  Shit, talk about how his brilliant handling of Venezuela thus far is surely a sign that he is a capable and impressive lover, whatever it takes.  Play the cards you've got, and "play to Trump's ego" is a big fat Ace.

Yeah, at least she's sucking him off for a righteous purpose, which is more than I can say for his cabinet and enablers.

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#31830

i'll guess trump's cut was way too small ...

During recent “secret negotiations” with the Trump Administration, Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro offered to open up all existing and future oil and gold projects to American companies, give preferential contracts to American businesses, reverse the flow of Venezuelan oil exports from China to the United States, and slash his country’s energy and mining contracts with China, Iran and, Russia. The U.S. Government refused the deal and has now halted any further diplomatic negotiations with Venezuela, according to an exclusive report from the New York Times.

#31831
5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

 

And you know we do have a facility in Qatar that is kind of important to us in the region right? 

 

Agree to disagree on important

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#31833
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

 

#31834
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

 

What The Hell Wtf GIF

#31835

Oh yeah. That totally happened. And that "person" (because he doesn't even know who it was, just not him) almost assuredly had tears in her eyes, right?

#31836
27 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I guess we're not all imagining things.  Go figure.

CNN does a segment on Trump's health issues, including photos of his drooping face and discolored hand

 

so...he's not the healthiest president of all time?

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#31837
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE “Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

 

#31838
36 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I guess we're not all imagining things.  Go figure.

CNN does a segment on Trump's health issues, including photos of his drooping face and discolored hand

 

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#31839
2 minutes ago, Chopper said:
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE “Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

 

Trump did not take kindly to Musk being treated like he was in charge.  

#31842
31 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yeah, at least she's sucking him off for a righteous purpose, which is more than I can say for his cabinet and enablers.

100%

She has a goal.  She will do what it takes to achieve that goal.  It's about the goal, not about her.

I remember years ago, relating a story of a pre-trial event to my wife (the judge went off on me, it was performative, I happened to be the lawyer up front when the judge decided it was time for the message.  I took my berating, and then used it to my advantage.  And no, I didn't do a damned thing wrong and didn't deserve it, it was just time for the judge to do that).  My wife was outraged, she said she'd have told the judge off, etc.  I laughed.  I reminded her that I had one job: achieve a good result FOR MY CLIENT.  If letting the judge call me a piece of shit 10X a day gets me across the finish line with a win, fuckin' a, print me a name tag that says "piece of shit."  Oh, and it worked -- judge and I had an understanding after that, and things went quite well.

Rational, strategic adults think that way.  It ain't about her, it's about her goal.

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#31843
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

 

So, did she like.just call the White House switchboard and ask Lily Tomlin in Mexican if she could talk to la Trampa or what?

#31848
9 hours ago, Pancho said:

Read something yesterday that they have known for a while that he wasn’t going to get it

Anyone with a functioning brain knew he got ZERO consideration for it. That short press conference gave the answer about him lobbying for the Peace Prize. In the most Scandanavian way possible he was told he does not matter to the people in the room who make the decision on the winner. The short speech given about why Ms. Machado won it was pushback to dictators and fascists and governments that do not support democracy.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Has he ended he war in Ukraine yet?

He'll be right on it in two weeks.

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#31849
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

 

#31850
50 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump did not take kindly to Musk being treated like he was in charge.  

Yep. We need to make “President Miller” trend ASAP. 

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