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5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yep. We need to make “President Miller” trend ASAP. 

Press: President Droopyface, how did a toilet rat come to be your co-president?

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56 minutes ago, bolverk said:

So, did she like.just call the White House switchboard and ask Lily Tomlin in Mexican if she could talk to la Trampa or what?

when you have tears in your eyes and address him as "sir", they put you right through.

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As opposed to hegseth who preaches the gospel of johnny walker. 

 

The gospel of Johnnie Walker? Sheeeeit, I'm the most important disciple. Someone tell Kegsbreath 

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drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

$2 a gallon oil would be great for O&G. We can destroy a lot of capital at $84 per bbl by promising the moon to dumb bankers like rex. 

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

$2 a gallon oil would be great for O&G. We can destroy a lot of capital at $84 per bbl by promising the moon to dumb bankers like rex. 

 

the saudis love it 

23 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

$2 a gallon oil would be great for O&G. We can destroy a lot of capital at $84 per bbl by promising the moon to dumb bankers like rex. 

It's astonishing.  His broken brain conflates oil and gasoline and yet the simps just sit back there and clap.

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 


If it’s <$60 / bbl then $/bbl of oil like he just said is already $1.43 / gal. Last I checked that’s less an 2!

Mission Accomplished.

And what’s that? He meant gas?

Oh. Cool. You’re probably right.

Down 70% this is amazing.

Fuck that’s great. So much winning 

I cant believe under Biden we were paying [checks math] $6.67 / gal! 
Holy shit! 
No wonder Trump won. Not sitting administration could possibly expect to win with an average $6.67 / gal gas across the US.

Libtards just can’t see how bad it was with their stage 3 TDS.

Sad.

 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

He 100% said that.

I would bet the life of my children on it.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

An entire lineup of idiots. Honest to God all I do is laugh every single time I see this stuff. He could get up there and say he has a massive dong and they'd all applaud and smile.

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lolololol

 

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55 year old racist wigger doesn’t approve of college kids’ fashion choices:

 

If there’s anyone we should listen to about fashion or looking stupid it’s Kid Rock. 
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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this hate rally the radical right keeps mentioning?

It's a No Kings rally.  That's it.  That's the rally.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

If you’re gonna do it, choose a better message. O/10

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

lolololol

 


That explains the stroke like symptoms 

/RFK

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure how this can be legal

Well, you see, in a functioning country, it isn’t

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14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure how this can be legal

 

why do you hate america ??

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46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure how this can be legal

 

57 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure how this can be legal

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

And again, how the living fuck is a democrat in that state/district/anywhere not right there working the food pantry or handing out gift cards with a dozen camera crews riding along. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

 

 

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

damn !!!!!

 

 

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Old Hedgehog had to come out and issue a "clarification" after MAGA lost their shit.

 

30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sitting member of the House Foreign Affairs Committee

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

 

Just remember that Bitcoin IS CLEARLY NOT A SCAM. I cannot believe there are people on this site who actually think it's legit. How little intelligence do you have to possess to realize it's a scam? One of the more baffling things that has happened. I hope everyone here that tries to buy that garbage goes broke and lives in a van down by a river that has run completely dry.

TRUMP ENDED A WAR BETWEEN CAMBODIA AND ARMENIA, GIVE HIM THE FUCKING AWARD, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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20 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I guarantee-fucking-tee you this cunt is a goddamned child molester.

11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


If it’s <$60 / bbl then $/bbl of oil like he just said is already $1.43 / gal. Last I checked that’s less an 2!

Mission Accomplished.

And what’s that? He meant gas?

Oh. Cool. You’re probably right.

Down 70% this is amazing.

Fuck that’s great. So much winning 

I cant believe under Biden we were paying [checks math] $6.67 / gal! 
Holy shit! 
No wonder Trump won. Not sitting administration could possibly expect to win with an average $6.67 / gal gas across the US.

Libtards just can’t see how bad it was with their stage 3 TDS.

Sad.

 

Yep. Price of gas was high so Americans put in a failed-businessman for President for a second time. It's literally that simple. 

What can we do to reform this? Intelligence exams before voting? 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sitting member of the House Foreign Affairs Committee

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So, a serious statesman dedicated to all her constituents and not a weirdo crank who only got elected showing her ass online?

Click below and I'll prove if you've forgotten. I'm not even kidding:

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8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

So, a serious statesman dedicated to all her constituents and not a weirdo crank who only got elected showing her ass online?

Click below and I'll prove if you've forgotten. I'm not even kidding:

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She makes a great point 

this is just everyday shit now, a blip on the everyday radar. the flood the zone tactic is working better than they ever could have hoped for.

 

16 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

He let them run that?

Watch it.  It's not what you hope for. It's very favorable for Trump.  But then it only addresses the hands and ankles.  They leave so many unanswered larger questions, and I imagine they leave out quite a bit of other maladies and meds he is on.  

 

One thing is certain.  We know one of his medications is stupid pills.

this is just everyday shit now, a blip on the everyday radar. the flood the zone tactic is working better than they ever could have hoped for.
 

It’s an openly criminal regime. And not only do his fans not care…they LIKE IT. Because being able to openly flout the law is the ultimate display of power - the “wadda ya gonna do about it?” ethos. And that’s what they like, because at heart, they’re all loser bullies. @Enchubben will deny it, but his loyalties betray him.

Pathetically funny - the story of one buyer who received a defective RUMP watch

 

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