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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

I'm shocked these are the people the article is about

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39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dude nsfw spoiler that shit!

This?

39 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I've said it before, but the Republican party is only going to get more and more dangerous. There's nobody charting a non-fascist path for conservatives.

"I love Hitler": Leaked Messages expose Young Republicans' racist chat:

 

Just a reminder, these people are not outliers.  They are the leading edge and trendsetters.  This is what the Republican party is, and what it will become more and more like with each passing second.  It is a hate engine. That's it.  That's its entire reason for existing, and it runs with an output of 10,000 hp and growing.

I'm sure @Enchubben will tell us that what these actual leaders of the party said wasn't REALLY racist, it's all being taken out of context, etc.  Because actually, the GQP is a CHRISTIAN movement, like the Great Lord Jesus Charlie Kirk, so it's IMPOSSIBLE that they be racist, QED.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just a reminder, these people are not outliers.  They are the leading edge and trendsetters.  This is what the Republican party is, and what it will become more and more like with each passing second.  It is a hate engine. That's it.  That's its entire reason for existing, and it runs with an output of 10,000 hp and growing.

I'm sure @Enchubben will tell us that what these actual leaders of the party said wasn't REALLY racist, it's all being taken out of context, etc.  Because actually, the GQP is a CHRISTIAN movement, like the Great Lord Jesus Charlie Kirk, so it's IMPOSSIBLE that they be racist, QED.

Weird how @Enchubben has never come back to defend his positions. 

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i just had a moment in life where i stopped what i was doing, looked out the window, and thought to myself..."am i supposed to have a designated 'trivia partner' in life? is that a thing?"

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

"am i supposed to have a designated 'trivia partner' in life? is that a thing?"

Sure, it's a thing, but....it's trivial.

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Over and over and over......the master race is SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTING.   Where is my Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS?  The best these fucks can give me is a strung-out plastic-surgeried-to-hell Kristi Noem.

If you're going to go full "master race," FUCKING DELIVER.  GIVE ME SOME TALENT THAT WOULD MAKE NORWEGIAN SHEILD MAIDENS SAY "WOW, THAT'S HOT."

These people are all from the page of every high school yearbook labeled "we got a lot of wedgies."

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Over and over and over......the master race is SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTING.   Where is my Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS?  The best these fucks can give me is a strung-out plastic-surgeried-to-hell Kristi Noem.

If you're going to go full "master race," FUCKING DELIVER.  GIVE ME SOME TALENT THAT WOULD MAKE NORWEGIAN SHEILD MAIDENS SAY "WOW, THAT'S HOT."

These people are all from the page of every high school yearbook labeled "we got a lot of wedgies."

Ed gein docuseries has plenty of ilsa- he was also something of a fan. 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

GIVE ME SOME TALENT THAT WOULD MAKE NORWEGIAN SHEILD MAIDENS SAY "WOW, THAT'S HOT."

The GOAT

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

ftr when i was in the Young Republicans at UT they were NOT avowed nazis 😐

 

But they were bitter, chubby virgins. 

22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

BRB, gotta finish my long think piece about how young conservative dudes are sad cause they can’t get laid. 

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Walker also uses the moniker “eyepatch McCain” (originally coined by conservative commentator Tucker Carlson) in an apparent reference to GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw. Crenshaw lost his eye while serving as a Navy SEAL in Afghanistan

Dan Crenshaw? I forgot about him. Is he in the sunken place?

16 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

The GOAT

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Team Auslaug over here:

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1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Generally if you want to have a conversation about something on an internet message board, especially a specific news article, it's courtesy—one might even argue that it's essential!— to include the article in your post. Or at the very least a link.

Fair!

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/us/marc-benioff-san-francisco-guard.html

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Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco

Mr. Benioff, the Salesforce C.E.O. and owner of Time magazine, once supported Hillary Clinton and a business tax for homeless services. Now he’s fully behind Donald Trump.

 

 

8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

BRB, gotta finish my long think piece about how young conservative dudes are sad cause they can’t get laid. 

It's because they are assholes.

20 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

The GOAT

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And, if the interwebs can be believed, a genuine real-life badass.

33 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

He looks just like this lesbian who loves the Eagles

 

15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

BRB, gotta finish my long think piece about how young conservative dudes are sad cause they can’t get laid. 

Seriously.  Can we be done with these?

It's fucking tired, the whole "these men are bitter because they can't get laid, so here's what they're doing

  1. ."  When the reply should always be one line:

"Step 1: STOP BEING COMPLETELY UNFUCKABLE.  That's it.  That's the whole list."

But no, we get another article of "MAN WHO DOUSES HIMSELF DAILY IN 180-PROOF PUSSY REPELLENT CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY ALL PUSSY FINDS HIM REPELLENT"

17 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

LOL. America is one big shitty infomercial.

 

 


 

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30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

But they were bitter, chubby virgins. 

I mostly just remember the one skinny black dude at their West Mall table 85-90ish constantly trying to engage passerbys. Like Chappelle's one white dude in a black gang. 

Dr. Phil had a staff of thousands?

Also:  it's thigh

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Sounds like your partner’s pet issues are…

…trivial.

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

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47 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

LOL. America is one big shitty infomercial.

 

 

Every photo recently it looks like the right side of his mouth and face is droopy.  How long til he strokes out in public or live on tv?

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

LOL. America is one big shitty infomercial.

 

 

There was tiddies in that movie

23 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

There was tiddies in that movie

Erika's version vs Eric's.

5 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Imagine how hideous that looks in person up close

Imagine how it would look if he weren't the world's greatest dodger of bullets.

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5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Jane Coaston, batting cleanup

 

One of ‘em gotta be better than Connor Stroh.

Welp, you can’t please everyone:

 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

One of ‘em gotta be better than Connor Stroh.

Tough but fair. 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

LOL. America is one big shitty infomercial.

 

 

You dumb fuck!  That’s a Steven Segal movie from the 90s!

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Clearly way late on this

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

One of ‘em gotta be better than Connor Stroh.

Like Stroh, they don't have the footwork to make a block. But they would likely stroke out after a few minutes of football unlike Stroh. So probably not.

 

I'm pretty sure this is one of my buddy's lesbian daughter:

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7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Welp, you can’t please everyone:

 

Tough but fair. 

Yeah....within 30 days, the Young Republicans' official stance on this shit will be "this was all bullshit by the woke cancel mob.  Our people shouldn't ever apologize for speaking the truth.  Charlie Kirk died on the cross for our rights of free speech, and we stand with Charlie."  Or some shit a whole lot like that.

Anyway, their message above is dishonest.  It's fucking bullshit, because what those leaders said was EXACTLY what the party believes, and EXACTLY how its voters feel.  Don't run away from who you are -- you'll still be that thing no matter how fast you run.  

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Every photo recently it looks like the right side of his mouth and face is droopy.  How long til he strokes out in public or live on tv?

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Just a reminder, these people are not outliers.  They are the leading edge and trendsetters.  This is what the Republican party is, and what it will become more and more like with each passing second.  It is a hate engine. That's it.  That's its entire reason for existing, and it runs with an output of 10,000 hp and growing.

I'm sure @Enchubben will tell us that what these actual leaders of the party said wasn't REALLY racist, it's all being taken out of context, etc.  Because actually, the GQP is a CHRISTIAN movement, like the Great Lord Jesus Charlie Kirk, so it's IMPOSSIBLE that they be racist, QED.

It truly has gotten to the point that if you are a true Republican, and said that you love all people regardless of race, religion, or creed, you would be an outcast.  A pariah.  God forbid, a RINO!!!

Typing “I love Hitler” into my Young Republican Telegram chat while denouncing soft censorship on campus. 
 

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5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, the kids are not ok. 

They’re actually getting better post pandemic by many objective measures. Don’t overweight political hit pieces and blueanon perspective. 

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

I am sure his parents are proud of their efforts raising that Beetlejuice head motherfucker. Pick up some cardio amd maybe you wont be so mad you cant get your dick wet racist bitch.

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

They’re actually getting better post pandemic by many objective measures. Don’t overweight political hit pieces and blueanon perspective. 

Excuse us from not gleaning optimism from the dude who was giddy about the number of youths heeding the call of Charlie Kirk's wife to join the fight and seek vengeance. 

Against whom, why, and to what end?...not important whatsoever.

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