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6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I'll say it again X 1000 - Is this real?

Of course it is.  Huffpost is a bit breathless at time but on clearly factual matters, is pretty accurate.

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16 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Not South Austin's mom?

 

edit- damn, of course @South Austin beat me to it.

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26 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

See....y'all thought I was kidding when I said I was angling for a position in Doomlet's future presidential cabinet.  I was not kidding.  I am going to what it takes to be appointed Secretary of Deez Nutz, or somesuch.  @Prepuce of Doom knows I'm right.  Doomlet is future POTUS material, we're just waiting till he turns 35.

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RFKJr's "replacement rate" is really "white replacement rate", the source of all this hysteria over the last 40 years.  

Carry on.

29 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Surprised they didn't say, "South Austin's mom did."

You expected this pack of liars to tell the truth?

Just now, BrickHorn said:

You expected this pack of liars to tell the truth?

Fair.  My mom would rather drop dead than bed with a MAGA.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

RFKJr's "replacement rate" is really "white replacement rate", the source of all this hysteria over the last 40 years.  

Carry on.

This. There are MORE than enough people that would love to be American citizens that could solve this “problem” immediately. 

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Same guy owns/runs that place and the Beer Barn in front of the main Cotton Bowl entrance.  He's a Longhorn (and friend of mine).  Be sure to tell him I said hi "muledick"

FIFY

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39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

RFKJr's "replacement rate" is really "white replacement rate", the source of all this hysteria over the last 40 years.  

Carry on.

 

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Surprised they didn't say, "South Austin's mom did."

Well, that is where I recommend most of my high level strategy meetings.

And by strategy I mean teh but seks.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fair.  My mom would rather drop dead than bed with a MAGA.

The football board is going to be crestfallen.

40 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Daily Watergates.

Dibs on "Daily Watergates" for my dad band name.

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

“I’m not well informed.”
 

Truer words were never spoken.

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

The football board is going to be crestfallen.

Don't read the Arch thread.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fair.  My mom would rather drop dead than bed with a MAGA.

That would only embolden said maga. 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

You know, I'm not sure what I expected, but I guess I thought the big Trump supporting dude would be able to name the executive branch. 

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Don't read the Arch thread.

I mostly stay out of that cesspool.

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

I mostly stay out of that cesspool.

Oh, you think you're better than us?

Just now, South Austin said:

Oh, you think you're better than us?

I mean.....have you met us?

It's not an unreasonable conclusion.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

You know, I'm not sure what I expected, but I guess I thought the big Trump supporting dude would be able to name the executive branch. 

In fairness to him it’s all one branch right now?

The Pangea branch if you will…..

6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

In fairness to him it’s all one branch right now?

The Pangea branch if you will…..

The same as his family tree.

2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I'll say it again X 1000 - Is this real?

how far away are we from : "Ass sphincter says what?"

4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

how far away are we from : "Ass sphincter says what?"

That would actually be somewhat clever, so it won’t happen. 

6 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Nina

Pinta

Santa Maria 

 

Boom. 

Nachos!

 

Lemonheads!

 

My Dad's boat!

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Deficit spending for this past fiscal year ended up around $2 trillion, with $500 billion occuring during the first quarter (October 1, 2024 to December 31, 2024)

With this accumulation, and the accumulation during his first Presidency, Trump accounts for roughly 20% of the national debt accumulation in under 5 years as President.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-runs-another-huge-budget-deficit-in-2025-and-the-national-debt-hits-another-record-58ac8785?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqem4iqBtLVVmFftmmcfnmmhp1lfA_gGhnU2qE67oItbC7dt0FggiHout9EbMDc%3D&gaa_ts=68f26a1b&gaa_sig=Mn9bAXvjh8FcfcC8mXYL0fWCuMWCGJvKA3KnKbYjYoOywdCZjuIXPaMQgi_wQKKLAratKsUVlnS8ntTv44UTzw%3D%3D

Don't forget we've been paying interest on Trump's first term debt

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They hurl lame played out insults just like us!

There's played out, and then there's "your mom."

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4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

There's played out, and then there's "your mom."

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2 hours ago, fuggled said:

 

It makes sense that the head of the weaponization task force would be pushing to weaponize the department against political enemies.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

In what god damn world are eggs $9?

For real. I buy the good organic local ones and they are like $8

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I feel like everyone puts too much emphasis on where he kept the stolen documents.

Normally you have to have a security clearance just to get enter a SCIF, where you could view such secret documents.  The fact that they were stored in a bathroom where any foreign agent wandering around Mar a Lago could peruse them is the issue.

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Normally you have to have a security clearance just to get enter a SCIF, where you could view such secret documents.  The fact that they were stored in a bathroom where any foreign agent wandering around Mar a Lago could peruse them is the issue.

Once he had possession of them, he could have done anything with them. Bathroom, bedroom, pool house, inside the refrigerator, made copies and sold them off, etc. I don't think it matters at that point in what room in Mar a Lago he had them stored that particular day.

38 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

In what god damn world are eggs $9?

Fucking Maui man

Instead of attending the No Kings rally, I will be at a family wedding in Anahuac. 

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16 minutes ago, austingirl said:

Instead of attending the No Kings rally, I will be at a family wedding in Anahuac. 

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lot of alligators in anahuac 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

In what god damn world are eggs $9?

Some parts of the world outside of Texas and the south?  Actually I'm not sure what I pay for eggs

William Hendrix was fired from his position as a communications assistant to Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach in mid-October 2025. His dismissal came after leaked chat logs revealed he used racist and homophobic language in a private group chat with other Young Republican leaders. 

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