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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it—republicans/conservatives are the Larry of hypocrisy 

 

 

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Scott Jennings is one the most vile people alive.  And CNN is vile for platforming him.

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4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Scott Jennings is one the most vile people alive.  And CNN is vile for platforming him.

He single-handedly got me to stop turning my tv to CNN. There is evidently nothing he won't excuse, with that Mike Johnson/JD Vance eye roll and smirk. That "I know what I am saying is complete bullshit, you know what I'm saying is complete bullshit, and I don't care." 

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Here's the thing that there is really no getting around.  When millions of people across the country are going out on their Saturday specifically to protest against the idea of "your Presidency," you're a shitty leader.  We've had plenty of protests over the last century for concepts like Women's Rights, Civil Rights, protests against wars like Vietnam, etc. Yes, of course, tangentially, they often were targeting those in power.  Have we ever had mass protests like this in the last century where the basic concept is "everything about you sucks"

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1 hour ago, austingirl said:

 

 

Casa Julia in Mont Belvieu is excellent tex mex 

very good 

Craft 96 has good food. Lot of beer choices 

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16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

back to this anuhuac family reunion / wedding, @austingirl

1. are the bride and groom related ?

2. do you plan on being uppity and wear shoes ?

3. straw hat ?

4. is it an anuhuac faux pas to chew tobaccy during the ceremony ?

5. what covered dish are you bringing ? 

6. how pregnant is she ?

Is there an afternoon dove hunt? 

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yes Scott. Millions of people are marching today because they are mad Trump is lawfully exercising the powers of the presidency. Nailed it, yet again.

Gaslight and obfuscate. That’s all they do

Even if arresting illegals/undocumented is lawful, the way they are doing it is certainly  questionable, to be extremely charitable.  Unmarked, masked, breaking windows, random profiling by race (that they are allegedly against), no habeus corpus, inhuman lockup conditions, etc. 

glossing over all of the authoritarian terror tactics and trying (succeeding in many cases) to make it about lawful residence and authority to control it, then claiming there can be no room for debate on that. 

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confirmed that the 5 will be closed both ways for 4 hours for couchfucker's visit. 

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23 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

19 hours ago, Captainant said:

@Your Mom care to comment?

No it wasn’t my idea. I would have suggested he meet Charlie Kirk.

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Ah yes, The Bible...a book that bound together oral tales whose main premise (particularly the OT) was to get people under control.  

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

What an asshole.

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Would bet my house plus  all bank and investment accounts that dude is a pedo

54 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Would bet my house plus  all bank and investment accounts that dude is a pedo

Whiskey Pete's pastor.  Supposedly.  

Got damn she looks like shit. 

And yeah, the Coast Guard's budget was where they got the money. 

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Got damn she looks like shit. 

And yeah, the Coast Guard's budget was where they got the money. 

I guess if you're just going to blow up any boat that approaches U.S. coastal waters, you don't need the Coast Guard so much.

6 hours ago, Chopper said:

If anyone on this thread is in KY today keep your ears open for the locals talking about the new healthcare rates, which became public yesterday.

“In Kentucky, a 60-year-old couple making $85,000 per year could face an increase of $23,700 in annual premiums. In Nevada, a similar couple could pay an additional $18,100 in annual premiums, while in Minnesota, the cost might be $15,500 more and, in Maryland, an additional $13,700.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/health/aca-health-insurance-costs.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

 

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7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Here's the thing that there is really no getting around.  When millions of people across the country are going out on their Saturday specifically to protest against the idea of "your Presidency," you're a shitty leader.  We've had plenty of protests over the last century for concepts like Women's Rights, Civil Rights, protests against wars like Vietnam, etc. Yes, of course, tangentially, they often were targeting those in power.  Have we ever had mass protests like this in the last century where the basic concept is "everything about you sucks"

i was trying to recall how large the Tea Party protests were...? i remember them but can't recall how large they ended up getting...

Wow, espn commercial about Cornyn being Trump’s cockpuppet and its a pro Cornyn ad

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Remember, today was a reminder to all of us that it’s not Trump’s America. It’s ours.
We the fucking people. And we’re not just going to hand it over.

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

like the Texas offense 

Definitely not too soon.

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9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

when does the bible say life begins ?

this is infuriating:

 

10 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Damn.  Couchfucker is such a a dork. 

21 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea dude Kentucky is furked

Did not play out so well.

11 hours ago, Red Five said:

Yes Scott. Millions of people are marching today because they are mad Trump is lawfully exercising the powers of the presidency. Nailed it, yet again.

He's such a tool.  I have fever dreams of running into him on the street and . . . well . . .

Boy, I'm sure glad that we cleared up that the entire MAGA movement actually isn't racist.

18 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Gaslight and obfuscate. That’s all they do

And project. They also do that. 

21 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Have we ever had mass protests like this in the last century where the basic concept is "everything about you sucks"

The Fire Mack Brown thread was close.

I assume this got posted at some point. If not …

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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I assume this got posted at some point. If not …
 

Any nation who regarded themselves as a free people would rise up and guillotine a self-styled "leader" who posts such a thing.  I'm dead serious--"let them eat cake" pales in comparison to this.

The Leader of the Free World.   

MAGAts are eating it up.  They love the "trolling" but apparently don't give a shit that the President of the United States as a position is no longer one of decency and decorum. 

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

The Leader of the Free World.   

MAGAts are eating it up.  They love the "trolling" but apparently don't give a shit that the President of the United States as a position is no longer one of decency and decorum. 

And fail to see that a healthy ration of all that shit is landing on and spattering them.

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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The Leader of the Free World.   

MAGAts are eating it up.  They love the "trolling" but apparently don't give a shit that the President of the United States as a position is no longer one of decency and decorum. 

Honestly, this country does deserve to be shit on for electing this guy president.

23 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I assume this got posted at some point. If not …
 

Every post on the Hey Steel Shank! thread.

On 10/17/2025 at 10:33 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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I don't believe it but anyway goddammit! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15206921/Secret-Service-hunting-Florida-Trump-Air-Force-One.html

 

Secret Service uncovers suspicious hunting stand nested in tree with direct line of sight to Trump's Air Force One

By VICTORIA CHURCHILL, US POLITICAL REPORTER

PUBLISHED: 13:36 EDT, 19 October 2025 | UPDATED: 14:09 EDT, 19 October 2025

The FBI is investigating another potential oversight in President Trump's security.

FBI Director Kash Patel has shared that the Secret Service uncovered a suspicious hunting stand nested in tree with a direct line of sight to Trump's Air Force One when he lands in Palm Beach.

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'Prior to the President's return to West Palm Beach, USSS discovered what appeared to be an elevated hunting stand within sight line of the Air Force One landing zone,' Patel told Fox News Digital. 

'No individuals were located at the scene. The FBI has since taken the investigatory lead, flying in resources to collect all evidence from the scene, and deploying our cell phone analytics capabilities.' 

The stand has not been tied to any individual. 

USSS chief of communications Anthony Guglielmi also told Fox that they are 'working closely' with the FBI as well as law enforcement in Palm Beach County.'

Guglielmi also noted that 'there was no impact to any movements and no individuals were present or involved at the location.'

'While we are not able to provide details about the specific items or their intent, this incident underscores the importance of our layered security measures,' Guglielmi also stated.

 

 

34 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I don't believe it but anyway goddammit! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15206921/Secret-Service-hunting-Florida-Trump-Air-Force-One.html

 

 

Secret Service uncovers suspicious hunting stand nested in tree with direct line of sight to Trump's Air Force One

By VICTORIA CHURCHILL, US POLITICAL REPORTER

PUBLISHED: 13:36 EDT, 19 October 2025 | UPDATED: 14:09 EDT, 19 October 2025

The FBI is investigating another potential oversight in President Trump's security.

FBI Director Kash Patel has shared that the Secret Service uncovered a suspicious hunting stand nested in tree with a direct line of sight to Trump's Air Force One when he lands in Palm Beach.

 

Lotta deer hunters in WPB?  Was it in a palm tree?

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