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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Lotta deer hunters in WPB?  Was it in a palm tree?

lol...It could've been a photographer's platform, or their definition of "viewpoint of trump's landing spot" may be absurd

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

lol...It could've been a photographer's platform, or their definition of "viewpoint of trump's landing spot" may be absurd

Apparently there is a decent amount of hunting down there.  Probably not in range of an aircraft runway though.

I agree that it's probably something a photographer did.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Apparently there is a decent amount of hunting down there.  Probably not in range of an aircraft runway though.

I agree that it's probably something a photographer did.

You Fuvkin rube, that deer stand was purchased on a soros corporate card and they found a bazooka nested by it. 

10 minutes ago, bluto said:

You Fuvkin rube, that deer stand was purchased on a soros corporate card and they found a bazooka nested by it. 

With shells that have “this trump assasonation attempt made possible by a generous grant from the g soros antifa foundation” etched on them. 

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Was there a Big Mac dispenser on the tarmac?

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

I assume this got posted at some point. If not …
 


 

Unfucking believable this asshole is president. 

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This is not really an original thought, but I've spent the last year plus trying to figure out how I keep relationships with the Dotardarians in my life. Recently, I have shifted to "how many of them can I remove from my life and how fast can I do it". It's just not feasible at this point to remain friendly with anyone who still supports this. In the same way I could never be friendly with an actual nazi or member of the KKK.

Plot twist: The poop video was meant to be a hype video and the people getting shat on by DJT are his voters. 

8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Plot twist: The poop video was meant to be a hype video and the people getting shat on by DJT are his voters. 

That is very German 

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President Trump posting a video of him in a King Trump airplane dropping shit over Americans just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of how unprofessional Obama was that time he took off his suit jacket in the Oval Office. 

Are we sure that "deer stand" wasn't Don Junior's "alligator airmchair" for Florida big game?

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rotflmao

 

3 hours ago, bluto said:

You Fuvkin rube, that deer stand was purchased on a soros corporate card and they found a bazooka nested by it. 

Man. Bazooka would be amazing 

44 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

 

with a photo of the 8...not the 5

for fuck's sake, the shit happened near Basilone Rd, about 35 miles N of where that photo was taken.

49 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

 

Too much to ask for a short round I guess.

49 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

 

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58 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

 

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lol

Fuck the media. “No, you can’t write “excrement.” That would be unseemly.”

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19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The adults are back in charge.

 

14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Too much to ask for a short round I guess.

Apparently even short shots didn't work well for Whisky Pete either

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19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Too much to ask for a short round I guess.

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there you go

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im reminded of a sign from yesterday...

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Can't wait for good ol' George to get a job in a Fed Agency, or as a contractor/consultant. And Pres Huff & Puff (bone spur boy) yammering about someone else telling lies. 
Make America Gasp Again

44 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Can't wait for good ol' George to get a job in a Fed Agency, or as a contractor/consultant. And Pres Huff & Puff (bone spur boy) yammering about someone else telling lies. 
Make America Gasp Again

How long before George is criming again?

50 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

How long before George is criming again?

He’ll get rich from his Kitara Ravache podcast.

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51 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

How long before George is criming again?

 

im sure he'll be fully booked ...

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America First, I was told.

 

 

 

 

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Just now, Bullneck said:

 

 

when the orange dumb ass goes to the big pumpkin patch, the old guard GoP machine is ready for their maga purge

too much money has been diverted away from them and you know who doesn't share 

Dimon is so worried about forcing workers back to the office he forgot to check his risk..

https://www.reuters.com/business/first-brands-tricolor-collapses-invite-more-scrutiny-wall-street-sees-robust-2025-10-14/

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JPMorgan Chase (JPM) CEO Jamie Dimon offered a mea culpa and a warning Tuesday when discussing the losses his bank experienced from the downfall of subprime auto lender Tricolor Holdings, saying, "It is not our finest moment" and "when you see one cockroach, there's probably more."

Surely, Dimon realizes he is a cockroach.

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Don Jr. 

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On 11/6/2024 at 1:21 AM, McCroskey said:


None. Relax.

This aged like hot milk

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On 11/5/2024 at 9:50 PM, tx 3 putt said:

how much of project 2025 are they going to shove down our throats ?

o/u on putin showing up for his inauguration ?

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, SKJ said:

This aged like hot milk

Yeah, @McCroskey needs to come and tell us again how hysterical we are.

Also, y'all may recall Erez Reuveni, the DOJ immigration lawyer that was canned for admitting to the court that Kilmar Abrego-Garcia was deported in error.

This is kind of old, but here's the whistleblower letter.  It's tl/dr. but an inside look at the disorganized, dissembling bunch that are running DHS and DOJ.  https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/06-24-2025_-_Protected_Whistleblower_Disclosure_of_Erez_Reuveni_Redacted.pdf

He apparently was on 60 Minutes yesterday.

6 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Don Jr. 

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That series was so good. 

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37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, y'all may recall Erez Reuveni, the DOJ immigration lawyer that was canned for admitting to the court that Kilmar Abrego-Garcia was deported in error.

He apparently was on 60 Minutes yesterday.

 

In the old days, on 60 minutes, this would have been the lead story.

But in 2025, it was bumped down in favor of a segment featuring Kushner.  About a cease fire in which firing apparently has not ceased.

 

 

 

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35 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, y'all may recall Erez Reuveni, the DOJ immigration lawyer that was canned for admitting to the court that Kilmar Abrego-Garcia was deported in error.

This is kind of old, but here's the whistleblower letter.  It's tl/dr. but an inside look at the disorganized, dissembling bunch that are running DHS and DOJ.  https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/06-24-2025_-_Protected_Whistleblower_Disclosure_of_Erez_Reuveni_Redacted.pdf

He apparently was on 60 Minutes yesterday.

I know KA-G has had a hellish life this year, but can you imagine having to do all the footnotes and citations in that letter?

All of this for no reason at all.

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15 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I know KA-G has had a hellish life this year, but can you imagine having to do all the footnotes and citations in that letter?

All of this for no reason at all.

Can I imagine?  Yes, yes I can.  Welcome to the world of a lawdog.

On 10/18/2025 at 11:13 AM, Slacks said:

Is there an afternoon dove hunt? 

The day of the wedding, I actually had a conversation with someone about the dove hunt they'd gone on the day before. 😂

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4 minutes ago, pacman said:

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Holy fuck lol. The survivors must have signed 50,000 NDAs each to keep the truth from leaking

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

The Republican party's overuse of hyperbole is ridiculous. A reporter should try asking some of these politicians to define a Marxist radical without using the word Marxist. 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:


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to be fair, chip roy is extremely dumb 

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