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Per public reporting Paul Ingrassia is 30 years old. While being a Nazi is bad enough, we must also confront the possibility that this is a distraction from his actual identity as the 500 year old undead Transylvanian minor nobleman Orlok, the Nosferatu.

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12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Per public reporting Paul Ingrassia is 30 years old. While being a Nazi is bad enough, we must also confront the possibility that this is a distraction from his actual identity as the 500 year old undead Transylvanian minor nobleman Orlok, the Nosferatu.

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22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

He’s quite the connoisseur of economics isn’t he?

45 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Per public reporting Paul Ingrassia is 30 years old. While being a Nazi is bad enough, we must also confront the possibility that this is a distraction from his actual identity as the 500 year old undead Transylvanian minor nobleman Orlok, the Nosferatu.

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Nah, he's just been aging prematurely from using The Force for evil.  See also, Stephen Miller.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He did not have a middle name.  I think the story goes he just threw the 'S' in there to make his signature look more distinguished but it was not an abbreviation of anything thus no period after it.

My dad doesn't have a middle name. He used the first letter of his mother's maiden name unofficially for certain documents. CSB.

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40 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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nsiap ... AOC saying what I've been saying for a while now, although much more eloquently of course.

'They are weaker than they look ... They rely on the impression of power ... They are underwater across the board, and they know it ... They will experience the consequences of this, but we have to be the consequence'.

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

My favorite part of these rants is the fact they rely on the readers to completely ignore the last 20 yrs includes 4 yrs of his bullshit. 

Had magat tell me they wouldnt release the epstein files to protect obama.
They are that fucking stupid.

Watching a cult and how they treat their cult leader sure has been informative. Looking for excuses when we already know for a fact that Trump is all over the files. “Well sure he’s in the files, but why is he so obviously protecting Obama?? It just doesn’t make sense!”
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

He’s quite the connoisseur of economics isn’t he?

He even has a degree in Econ from UPenn.  It's astonishing.

19 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Had magat tell me they wouldnt release the epstein files to protect obama.

They are that fucking stupid.

The shutdown is most likely all about the Epstein files.  If they jump start the government, they have to swear in Adelita Grijalva, and she would represent the 218th vote that could lead to the release of the files.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If they jump start the government, they have to swear in Adelita Grijalva

I laughed. 

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He even has a degree in Econ from UPenn.  It's astonishing.

Yeah, but he graduated 57 years ago. That's like 10,000 Big Macs if he ate one every other day which can't be good for the ole noggin.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

He’s quite the connoisseur of economics isn’t he?

It's like the thought came to him halfway through that post that high prices on beef aren't good for everyone.

23 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
23 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh sweet, I have 8 more years to beat the current mark. sigh.

Got damn ... we bought our first home (our current one) for $200K in 2001 when I was 36 and Mrs. Wood (no pics you filthy animals) was 30 ... and I thought I was really late and had been a huge lollygagger.

Man, our poor kids.

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12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

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1 hour ago, wood said:

nsiap ... AOC saying what I've been saying for a while now, although much more eloquently of course.

'They are weaker than they look ... They rely on the impression of power ... They are underwater across the board, and they know it ... They will experience the consequences of this, but we have to be the consequence'.

 

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23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He even has a degree in Econ from UPenn.  It's astonishing.

It's probably a BA, requiring a whopping 12 hours of economics.  Four classes.

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Shocker. 

"Changes course."

How about "fucking lies."

Goddamn NYT.

19 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I laughed. 

I definitely get it.

41 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

 

 

 


I have to say I like that cheesy, gooey dish.  Reminds me of ma. 

On 10/21/2025 at 12:18 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

I see stories like this and I think of the emails I've been getting over the last month and a half from the last dealer we bought from (early 2023) offering me 0.9 for up to 5 years on whatever I want on the lot.

This got the gears turning in my head, so I thought I'd see what's up at San Marcos Toyota. This is the very first thing I saw on their page ...

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We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.

2 minutes ago, Okie State said:

We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.

All for the low price of $599,999

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We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.

25 and $135k here, South Austin in 2002. It’s probably worth half a million now.
6 minutes ago, Okie State said:

We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.


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Now imagine him giving that order while wearing a tan suit.

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“It won’t interfere with the current building,” Trump said on July 31.. “It’ll be near it, but not touching it, and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.”

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Does a mobile home count? 

do you mean a car, because that's about all we'll be able to afford soon

27 minutes ago, wood said:

This got the gears turning in my head, so I thought I'd see what's up at San Marcos Toyota. This is the very first thing I saw on their page ...

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Pumpkin Spice!

17 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Again, racism is a foundational principle of the current Republican Party.  Things like this, once only whispered in quiet corners, are now blared from the mountaintop loudly and proudly.  It is truly amazing and so very sad.

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do you mean a car, because that's about all we'll be able to afford soon

You can afford a car?


25 and $135k here, South Austin in 2002. It’s probably worth half a million now.

Our first was in Katy. Paid $139k. It’s on Zillow for $291,000. Based on the pictures, the towel racks we hung are still there. [emoji23]
21 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Behave!  This is an aircraft!

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22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

“It won’t interfere with the current building,” Trump said on July 31.. “It’ll be near it, but not touching it, and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.”

 

 

 

My immediate response would have been “well you’re a third rate president.”

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ya'll hear that!  He saved the cattle industry!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Someone should make a list of all the things he has claimed to “save”. And that we would supposedly be without entirely without the generous efforts of Dotard. I think it’s pretty much everything.

Crazy that people call him a conman.

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ya'll hear that!  He saved the cattle industry!

 

 

 

 

Huh. I guess I'm taking crazy pills then, 'cuz I coulda swore I saw a big container of Nestle Quik for about $15 at the HEB the other day (it was open). That was just down the aisle from the 6-pack of Hershey's with almonds for $8.24. Coffee, chocolate, & a whole lot of other shit is abso-fucking-lutely through the roof.

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

Huh. I guess I'm taking crazy pills then, 'cuz I coulda swore I saw a big container of Nestle Quik for about $15 at the HEB the other day (it was open). That was just down the aisle from the 6-pack of Hershey's with almonds for $8.24. Coffee, chocolate, & a whole lot of other shit is abso-fucking-lutely through the roof.

I almost never pay attention to the prices when I go grocery shopping.  Not because I like pissing money away, I just grab what I need and it costs what it costs.  But the other day I had to do self checkout and it would say the prices out loud.  And I was like "what?  that cost HOW much?"  WTF, shit is crazy expensive.  If you are living paycheck to paycheck, which a staggering number of people do, you have to make some serious hard decisions when shopping.  

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