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1 hour ago, wood said:

Huh. I guess I'm taking crazy pills then, 'cuz I coulda swore I saw a big container of Nestle Quik for about $15 at the HEB the other day (it was open). That was just down the aisle from the 6-pack of Hershey's with almonds for $8.24. Coffee, chocolate, & a whole lot of other shit is abso-fucking-lutely through the roof.

Last month the on sale price for my coffee of choice was $4.99. Last week, $6.99. Fuck off dotard. 

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We should arrest him on that law he made about destruction of public monuments. 

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Last month the on sale price for my coffee of choice was $4.99. Last week, $6.99. Fuck off dotard. 

At this rate, everyone will be snorting coke every 30 minutes by the end of his term

So when are they breaking ground on the Arc de Dotard?

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2 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Just tear the whole fucking house down.

Then set it on fire. With him in it. 

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I almost never pay attention to the prices when I go grocery shopping.  Not because I like pissing money away, I just grab what I need and it costs what it costs.  But the other day I had to do self checkout and it would say the prices out loud.  And I was like "what?  that cost HOW much?"  WTF, shit is crazy expensive.  If you are living paycheck to paycheck, which a staggering number of people do, you have to make some serious hard decisions when shopping.  

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I purchased 3 regular sized candy bars (Butterfinger, Reese’s Stix, Peanut Butter Snickers) at the Cstore last week.  $11.  wtf?!?!

Where my fiscal conservatives at?!?!

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Trump is going to be sworn in for life in that god damned new ballroom.

This reconstruction is symbolic of a lot of things all at once.  

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People are not freaking out enough about what is about to happen.

We are so far past the point of protests.

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

At this rate, everyone will be snorting coke every 30 minutes by the end of his term

How?  They’ve crippled the cartels, secured the border, and our homegrown coca farms haven’t matured yet for some reason!

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How?  They’ve crippled the cartels, secured the border, and our homegrown coca farms haven’t matured yet for some reason!

Brawndo?

47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Where my fiscal conservatives at?!?!

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Wasn’t there a poster here that was constantly screaming about the debt problem? Funny how all the deficit hawks never give a single fucking shit when it their people in charge. Conservatives always blow up the debt then cry when a democrat is in office ignoring that they usually decrease deficits. Americans live in different fucking planets. The people have zero thought or opinions on an anything except lib tears. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

People are not freaking out enough about what is about to happen.

We are so far past the point of protests.

Yep. Pretty soon protesting will get dangerous. Even for white folks. A bunch of us will need our presence scrubbed from here and other spots on the internet. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

People are not freaking out enough about what is about to happen.

We are so far past the point of protests.

I can think of one way to protest that hasn't been tried yet.

3 hours ago, TexPx said:


Also… Oops, we meant Presidential Palace not ballroom.

It should always be referred to by its proper name - The Trump-Epstein Party Palace.

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Where my fiscal conservatives at?!?!

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52 minutes ago, Satchel said:

It should always be referred to by its proper name - The Trump-Epstein Party Palace.

 

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1 hour ago, softlynow said:

Yep. Pretty soon protesting will get dangerous. Even for white folks. A bunch of us will need our presence scrubbed from here and other spots on the internet. 

 

protestors = antifa 

 

Hmm ... subscribed.

 

6 hours ago, wood said:

Huh. I guess I'm taking crazy pills then, 'cuz I coulda swore I saw a big container of Nestle Quik for about $15 at the HEB the other day (it was open). That was just down the aisle from the 6-pack of Hershey's with almonds for $8.24. Coffee, chocolate, & a whole lot of other shit is abso-fucking-lutely through the roof.

My old man went to the Walmart off Palmer and 35, came back bitching about coffee prices. He is comfortably retired but still hates  wasting money (which is fair). Said the coffee he usually gets is $8-9 for the large container but this week he paid $20+ for the same size.

While he’ll be fine, think it kind of freaked him out about how shitty the economy is. And not like this is premium shit, he buys the regular McDonald’s roast and not the French, breakfast, Starbucks, or Lavazza, etc. 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

We re not going to have another free and fair election.   We're fucked.

If only there was some kind of warning prior to the 2024 election

Don't know what I like better: that he's flying a "convertible" or that dumping shit on the MAGA shaman and MTG.

 

 

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13 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Somehow, every time I see the oval office, there's some new trashy gold shit.

watching this press conference you’d think that the fbi just caught osama bin laden and saddam hussein playing poker in a bunker with jimmy hoffa and db cooper. they are sucking themselves off so hard for…checks notes…catching mafiosos and nba players rigging poker games. yep. those are the arrests i’ve been looking for. this is the justice america has been seeking. 🙄 

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And I would not want my name released as an investigation agent. 

8 minutes ago, Derka said:

watching this press conference you’d think that the fbi just caught osama bin laden and saddam hussein playing poker in a bunker with jimmy hoffa and db cooper. they are sucking themselves off so hard for…checks notes…catching mafiosos and nba players rigging poker games. yep. those are the arrests i’ve been looking for. this is the justice america has been seeking. 🙄 


Yeah they are trying to play this up as some big time thing. This is so performative.

 

All of this will be forgotten by Saturday 

It's gotten great reviews?  What, like Ballrooms Monthly raved about it?  That must be a Russian publication, but you'd better hope they don't find out that all that gold will be fake, you cheap piece of shit.

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's gotten great reviews?  What, like Ballrooms Monthly raved about it?  That must be a Russian publication, but you'd better hope they don't find out that all that gold will be fake, you cheap piece of shit.

Grimy little pimp.

With the possible exception of "little," and Trump is little in every sense of the word except his physical corpulence, Lane's epithet has never been more fitting.  Trump out grimes and out pimps Pete Campbell in every sense.

5 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

NSIAP

 

That was a so fucking funny.

 

I mean who doesn't like this?

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