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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

OMFG, is this real? Please tell me this isn't what it's going to look like, please?!?!?! It's the most expensive version of every white trash midtown home expansion done as cheaply as possible and looks like complete dogsnit. Might as well put a street facing garage door as the main focal point from the street. 

I don't know, but either way, we all know it's guaranteed to be the most expensive version of every white trash midtown home expansion done as cheaply as possible and look like complete dogsnit.

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember how we keep saying this is the dumbest timeline?  That hyperbole has now lost any punch that it once had.

Every moment of this timeline is dumber than the one before it.  We just plummet to deeper dumbness with each passing millisecond....

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And the "chemtrails" idiocy is such a prime piece of idiocy.  For example....how come we have never seen a single photo of a "chemical" tank used to fill up the "chemtrail" tanks of a commercial plane?  How come not a SINGLE pilot has ever come out as a whistleblower, to say "yep, we spray chemicals -- here's what we spray, and how we do it?"  There are so many obvious points of revelation if chemtrails were indeed a real thing....yet not a single fact to support them.  Nevermind that the "evidence" of "chemtrails" is......contrails.....that we have eyewitness and photo proof of from fucking WWII bombing missions, and a bazillion other flights.

It's so profoundly stupid, so profoundly devoid of evidence and contrary to reams of obvious evidence, that it's perfect for this timeline of infinite idiocy.

Not just flights. Even racecars can make contrails. They just don't freeze and hang in the air like the airborne ones do. I've personally shot numerous photos like these, of F1 & IndyCar wingtip vortices, but it was a easier to just google some than to go find those.

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Can confidently say: this is the most fucked up and dangerous thing that has happened yet. 
 

 

27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What a shock. This dipshit who pretends to be neutral reads story after story after story of this administration being malevolent, corrupt, and idiotic and decides to pipe up when he can offer a weak defense of something they've done. 

Great performance, moron. 

say what? I'm not defending them, I'm calling them ineffectual dorks who don't know ball. That's the worst insult imagniable where I'm from. But also, sorry if that interpretation ruined your party.

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Can confidently say: this is the most fucked up and dangerous thing that has happened yet. 
 

 

This is literally how coup's happen. 

14 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Can confidently say: this is the most fucked up and dangerous thing that has happened yet. 
 

 

Is this how we get billionaires to pay their fair share?

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This is going to be the Sagrada Familia of grift.

20 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Can confidently say: this is the most fucked up and dangerous thing that has happened yet. 
 

 

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Can confidently say: this is the most fucked up and dangerous thing that has happened yet. 
 

 

Yeah, that is not good.

8 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

They just write it off!

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26 minutes ago, wood said:

Not just flights. Even racecars can make contrails. They just don't freeze and hang in the air like the airborne ones do. I've personally shot numerous photos like these, of F1 & IndyCar wingtip vortices, but it was a easier to just google some than to go find those.

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So you are saying that they’ve contracted with f1 to provide the low altitude chemtrails that the planes can’t do. This plot is ever expanding!

Utter insanity.  As bad as the media apparatus has been at meeting this moment, it seems impossible for any media industry to be able to keep up with all the shit flooding the zone on a daily basis.  Truly a chaos and corruption presidency, in every aspect imaginable.  With 1/3 of the country actively cheering it on.

350 million in donations for the ballroom. 130 million for troop payment. Millions more for pardons. I’m starting to wonder if these billionaires actually do care about taxes- they seem to enjoy giving large sums to the federal government.  

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

350 million in donations for the ballroom. 130 million for troop payment. Millions more for pardons. I’m starting to wonder if these billionaires actually do care about taxes- they seem to enjoy giving large sums to the federal government.  

It's the new NIL world my man!

Can anyone tell me the real link that Nick Schifrin is referring to?

Like a link wherein the POTUS says a private entity is paying the military?

 

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Can anyone tell me the real link that Nick Schifrin is referring to?

Like a link wherein the POTUS says a private entity is paying the military?

 

I’ll laugh and laugh if it’s a payday loan deal. 

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

That was a so fucking funny.

 

I mean who doesn't like this?

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47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

OMFG, is this real? Please tell me this isn't what it's going to look like, please?!?!?! It's the most expensive version of every white trash midtown home expansion done as cheaply as possible and looks like complete dogsnit. Might as well put a street facing garage door as the main focal point from the street. 

Okay, so it will at least be separated by a corridor like the west wing. Still looks like dogshit, in addition to everything else fucked up about this fucking nonsense.

White House Starts Tearing Down Part of East Wing For Trump's Ballroom

Can confidently say: this is the most fucked up and dangerous thing that has happened yet. 
 
 

Yet everyone will just shrug.
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You don't even know what a write off is.
14 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Can anyone tell me the real link that Nick Schifrin is referring to?

Like a link wherein the POTUS says a private entity is paying the military?

 

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) -U.S. President Donald Trump said on Thursday that a wealthy private donor has provided $130 million to the U.S. government to cover potential shortfalls in military salaries caused by the ongoing government shutdown.

Speaking at a White House event, Trump praised the wealthy donor as a patriot and a “friend of mine," but declined to name him.

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“He called us the other day and said, 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown… because I love the military and I love the country,'” Trump said

 

Oh. So it’s bullshit invented from whole cloth to once again pin the shutdown on the democrats. 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I found myself thinking last night, "What if Hitler had just kept his bullshit at home"

Which is to say, the downfall of Hitler wasn't really because he was an evil, sadistic son of a bitch, it's because he tried to conquer Europe.  If he had just kept his bullshit within German borders, how long would his government last?

Hitler killed people nextdoor. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won’t stand for that will we?

There are 1.3 Million people in active service.  Is everyone getting $100?

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She’s just the worst ever.

1 minute ago, Upgrayedd said:

There are 1.3 Million people in active service.  Is everyone getting $100?

Yeah, so, I was wondering about that lol.

"What's this? A paycheck for ants?"

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6 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

There are 1.3 Million people in active service.  Is everyone getting $100?

Hey, that's enough to buy 10 bananas!

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I love the idea that the building of a ballroom and tearing down part of the White House is a necessary thing, but air traffic controllers are not.  

51 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

This is going to be the Sagrada Familia of grift.

Probably been mentioned, but he keeps saying he’s paying for a huge part of it, then sues the DOJ for $230 million of our tax dollars. I guess that’s to pay his part. So really he’s paying nothing. Again. Figures. Con man. 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Can confidently say: this is the most fucked up and dangerous thing that has happened yet. 
 

 

FILE PHOTO: Funeral held in Moscow for Russian military blogger killed in cafe blast

I thought this guy was dead.

16 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah, so, I was wondering about that lol.

"What's this? A paycheck for ants?"

My best guess is there’s a shortfall in some multiyear account that they are raiding and crafted this as a fig lead for congressional GOP and to make him look beneficent to the enlisted ranks. 

The budget of the US military is roughly 75 billion a month.

130 million is 0.173% of that.

Trump Says US Will Shift to Strikes on Land After Boat Attacks

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President Donald Trump said “the land is going to be next” in his campaign to halt the flow of drugs into the US from Venezuela, the clearest indication yet that he’s preparing to broaden strikes that have so far been limited to targets at sea.

Speaking to reporters at the White House on Thursday, Trump directed Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to notify Congress of the administration’s upcoming plans. He didn’t discuss targets, though, he has repeatedly suggested he could order the US military to escalate attacks by hitting cartel infrastructure on land.

“The land is going to be next,” Trump said. Turning to Hegseth, he added, “Pete, you go to Congress, you tell them about it. What are they going to do? Say, ‘gee, we don’t want to stop drugs pouring in’?”

“The land drugs are much more dangerous for them,” Trump said. “It’s going to be much more dangerous. You’ll be seeing that soon. So that’s the way it is.”

Striking targets on land would be a major escalation in tensions with Venezuela. In September, Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro ordered indefinite deployments of troops and assets across five states, expanding on his original mobilization of 15,000 soldiers, following the first of the US boat strikes.

Asked if he’d declare war against the cartels, Trump said he didn’t necessarily see any reason to do so. “I think we’re just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country — okay?” he said. “We’re going to kill them, you know they’re going to be like dead.”

The Trump administration has already hit about a half dozen boats in the southern Caribbean since the start of September, saying the vessels were transporting drugs to the US. The strikes have added to tensions with Maduro and prompted speculation that Washington may be preparing to attack targets on land.

At the same event, Trump denied a report in the Wall Street Journal that B-1 bombers flew near Venezuela — while remaining in international airspace — to ramp up pressure on Maduro’s regime.

On Tuesday, the US struck a suspected drug-trafficking boat in the eastern Pacific Ocean, expanding airstrikes that so far had been limited to the Caribbean. Last week, Trump confirmed he had greenlit CIA activity in Venezuela, claiming the country’s leaders had “emptied their prisons into the United States” and were allowing drug shipments northward.

Oh, goodie, looks like we're going to war with Venezuela.

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7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

The budget of the US military is roughly 75 billion a month.

130 million is 0.173% of that.

They don't care. They are just lying knowingly with a wink and a smile about fucking everything

How do you notify a Congress that isn’t in session?

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I really try not to hate people.   I generally reserve it for House, Senate and Admin members of MAGA/GOP plus their media mouthpieces.  You know, like Trump, Vance, Abbott, Paxton, Patrick, Cruz, Cornyn, Chip Roy, Troy Nehls, Ronny Jackson, Grassley, Thune, Mike Johson, Gym Jordan, Randy Fine, Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson, etc. ...   You get the point.   

I mean, it might be a longer than I care to admit.

But I really, really hate Karoline Leavitt.  

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I really try not to hate people.   I generally reserve it for House, Senate and Admin members of MAGA/GOP plus their media mouthpieces.  You know, like Trump, Vance, Abbott, Paxton, Patrick, Cruz, Cornyn, Chip Roy, Troy Nehls, Ronny Jackson, Grassley, Thune, Mike Johson, Gym Jordan, Randy Fine, Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson, etc. ...   You get the point.   

I mean, it might be a longer than I care to admit.

But I really, really hate Karoline Leavitt.  

But you still would. :)

 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

But you still would. :)

 

It would be with a lot of rage and hate though.  Totally.  

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

But you still would. :)

 

No chance. Some people are just too ugly on the inside -- and we ain't talking about Charlize Theron/Ana de Armas quality here. I couldn't do it.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

No chance. Some people are just too ugly on the inside -- and we ain't talking about Charlize Theron/Ana de Armas quality here. I couldn't do it.

I mean there is an argument to be made they get even uglier inside once I put my dick in them.  Bumping uglies is a real, yo.

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I mean there is an argument to be made they get even uglier inside once I put my dick in them.  Bumping uglies is a real, yo.

I mean if she's the caboose in a three-person human centipede and I'm hitting her from behind, maybe, just maybe, I could get into it.

(I'm afraid I might've said too much.)

On 10/22/2025 at 1:28 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

 

 

 

 

And instead of hamburger meat, we'll be using tofu!

55 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

There are 1.3 Million people in active service.  Is everyone getting $100?

$70 net

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