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3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I think y'all are looking for something where there is nothing. 

He walked in front of the flag, saluted. 

Was pointed to continue walking on front of the soldiers, did so... Then turned and walked to the stage. 

What am I missing? 

Well for one the woman (believe that is the PM) he is walking with who is clearly all "where the fuck is this guy going?"

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12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well for one the woman (believe that is the PM) he is walking with who is clearly all "where the fuck is this guy going?"

He's ignoring a woman leader. That's Trump. 

27 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I think y'all are looking for something where there is nothing. 

He walked in front of the flag, saluted. 

Was pointed to continue walking on front of the soldiers, did so... Then turned and walked to the stage. 

What am I missing? 

He had to be directed every 10 feet. He didn’t understand where to walk. 

28 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I think y'all are looking for something where there is nothing. 

He walked in front of the flag, saluted. 

Was pointed to continue walking on front of the soldiers, did so... Then turned and walked to the stage. 

What am I missing? 

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

I think y'all are looking for something where there is nothing. 

He walked in front of the flag, saluted. 

Was pointed to continue walking on front of the soldiers, did so... Then turned and walked to the stage. 

What am I missing? 

He was supposed to wait while she honored the Japanese flag.  He either had no idea what he was supposed to do, or was just being an asshole to a woman leader.

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Looks like he shit his pants to me.

But are you a geriatrician?

14 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh for fuck's sake

Fuck the Dodgers and fuck the Blue Jays /Rangers fan

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Fuck the Dodgers and fuck the Blue Jays /Rangers fan

So you are good with shitbird’s take then?  Got it.

41 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

So you are good with shitbird’s take then?  Got it.

Fuck him too

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh for fuck's sake

That can't be real right?

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6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Oh, NOW McConnell breaks rank? I will never, ever forgive him for his role in all of this.

5 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

That can't be real right?

According to the googlea, it's fake.  Seems like the stupid shit he'd say though.

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Global elites!  Drink!

While a global elite goes balls deep in your ass.

Electing the stupidest fucking people to ever breathe oxygen has consequences. 
 

 

REAL men don't get breast cancer, you stupid libtard.

Yet another policy decision brought to you by DOGE using AI and Stephen Miller being a walking scrotum.

10 hours ago, Slacks said:

I think y'all are looking for something where there is nothing. 

He walked in front of the flag, saluted. 

Was pointed to continue walking on front of the soldiers, did so... Then turned and walked to the stage. 

What am I missing? 

 

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8 hours ago, Exposition said:

 

I read the wider conversation... This is a distraction to get people to stop paying attention. He's not going be 'Elected' and he already told us that before we elected him this time. 

 

10 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

He had to be directed every 10 feet. He didn’t understand where to walk. 

He meandered where he wanted to... Saluted the US flag, like he does for show... in front of the military like he likes for show... left the woman behind like he does his own wife and any other woman. 

He probably had no idea where to go, as well... Because he didn't give a rat's ass. 

Y'all keep expecting him to kinda be normal. 

2 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

According to the googlea, it's fake.  Seems like the stupid shit he'd say though.

Plus pretty sure the Dodgers’ owner is maga AF

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21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Just remember, you’re the one who is deranged if you think this is fucking insane.

14 hours ago, immamac said:

Cracks are starting to form. This shutdown was a pretty big miscalculation in the admin. 

 

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Bullshit.   God, the hopium around here.

We are all going to burn.  All of us.  To the fucking ground.  Because that's how they want it to end, so that's how it will end.

They're never getting released, dude.

Meh, might be enough to get them to end the shutdown to prevent the fat white red state poors from starving to death without their gubmint cheese, then they’ll forget the whole thing happened and get distracted about autopens and ICE porn. 

Epstein doesn’t matter imo other than it makes him mad. Even if released they’ve had plenty of time to scrub him and his friends and add people he doesn’t like. Or it was a nothing burger the whole time which is my suspicion. He made a big deal of it during the campaign which means he was lying and knew there wasn’t anything there. Edit: To be clear the Epstein situation isn’t a nothing burger, it’s fucking heinous, I just never believed there were files kept about specifics of a high level pedophile rings and who was participating. 

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The mere thought of this possibly happening used to fuel a certain segment of our population to act like unhinged psychos. I wonder where they all went. Somewhere without access to the internet or a tv I guess. Really strange.
Plus pretty sure the Dodgers’ owner is maga AF

Most professional sports team owners are MAGA AF or at least MAGA adjacent.
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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

He meandered where he wanted to... Saluted the US flag, like he does for show... in front of the military like he likes for show... left the woman behind like he does his own wife and any other woman. 

He probably had no idea where to go, as well... Because he didn't give a rat's ass. 

Y'all keep expecting him to kinda be normal. 

 

I think it’s more about you and others justifying his not normal behavior as “fat boy just being fat boy.” When you don’t call it out every time, you’re normalizing it as being okay, and that’s part of the problem of why we are where we are today. 

8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

That can't be real right?

C’mon son.  Yo should know by now he has no bottom.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/doj-places-leave-prosecutors-mob-rioters-carried-jan/story%3fid=126974576

 

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Taranto was pardoned by President Donald Trump over his involvement in the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol but faced a separate conviction for firearms and threat charges related to a June 2023 arrest near the home of former President Barack Obama where he was found in possession of two guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition, as well as a machete.

 

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

It’s the Saturday Night Massacre but like daily now. Worse than 1000 Nixon’s 

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Obamacare gave millions of Americans healthcare. How is that a disaster?

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When it comes to using violence against people the government can do no wrong, according the Republicans. When it comes to helping people the government can do no right, according to Republicans.

27 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

When it comes to using violence against people the government can do no wrong, according the Republicans. When it comes to helping people the government can do no right, according to Republicans.

Again, it's just all Wilhoit's law.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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May I get an interpretation?

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Brilliant thought, sir. - Hegseth, probably

amazing insight, sir. - Vance, probably 

[asleep in coffin] - miller, probably

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Our "leader" is a fucking child.  A petulant, tantrum-prone, toddler child.

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Honestly not the worst thing. You find ketchup in a lot of modern Korean cooking, similar to Japan. Not traditional, but still.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

 

Phil Williams is not going to let go of this so it should get entertaining. 

https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/tennessee-sheriff-defends-jailing-liberal-activist-for-posting-trump-meme-about-school-shooting

The hillbilly sheriff is obviously an idiot.  How the fuck the courts decided to hold him on $2 million bail for this is the real question. Just a reminder - stay the fuck out of bugtussle, red state.  Shit's outta control.   
 

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