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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Kash wanted to impress her on how cool his job was so he took her into a SCIF and showed her a bunch of intel.  Then fucked her in that SCIF because that's what you do after you have bragged about your job and taken in a chick to a secured location that she had no business being inside. 

Lol, as if they are even using SCIFs. “We are clean on opsec”

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol, as if they are even using SCIFs. “We are clean on opsec”

 

Oh, an SCIF does have a purpose.  For fucking your sidepiece/main girl now.  

 

"Here, take a look at these intelligence reports.  Now, imagine how cool it would be if I were to bend you over this desk---it would be our little secret.  And no one would ever know"

 

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7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Kash wanted to impress her on how cool his job was so he took her into a SCIF and showed her a bunch of intel.  Then fucked her in that SCIF because that's what you do after you have bragged about your job and taken in a chick to a secured location that she had no business being inside. 

"It would be sooo cool if I banged her in a SCIF..."

"Honey, let me get out my cam, I want to film it.."  

"Sweet!"

[click, click, click]

"Hey, sweet thang, why are all these pics of docs...?"  

 

8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

"It would be sooo cool if I banged her in a SCIF..."

"Honey, let me get out my cam, I want to film it.."  

"Sweet!"

[click, click, click]

"Hey, sweet thang, why are all these pics of docs...?"  

 

In Treasonous Trumpland, doc pics are the new dick pics.

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Mike Johnson’s superpower is being without shame. He will simply answer “I don’t know anything about that” until reporters stop asking him about it.

 

They are not reporters or journalists.  They are just space occupiers.

37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, an SCIF does have a purpose.  For fucking your sidepiece/main girl now.  

 

"Here, take a look at these intelligence reports.  Now, imagine how cool it would be if I were to bend you over this desk---it would be our little secret.  And no one would ever know"

 

Another wonderful secret

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Killing all right people?

 

I've long considered the Kavanaugh hearing the official moment where the "traditional" GOP merged with MAGA.  Lindsay needs to go down in history with Mitch as two of the primary fuckers who definitely knew better but let this happen.  (Also, holy hell this has been a rough 7 years on Graham, he looks like crap compared to the pic below.)Sen. Lindsey Graham got really, really mad at the Kavanaugh hearing

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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Is this fucking real?  

I feel like I have to ask this question all the time, and the answer is always the most depressing - and most expected - response.

 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

crossfile under oops/groundhog day

 

nobody knows anything about anything.

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Well, we're about 10 months into the Trump presidency. The rule of law is on the brink, ICE agents are picking up brown people off the streets and deporting them to camps with a life sentence, the office of the presidency is officially open for bribes, people are about to be starving, the president ordered that he be given a gift of $250 million in taxpayer money, the president destroyed a large chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, we're randomly blowing up boats like we're playing video games, airline travel is FUBAR. And oh yeah, inflation is up and so are grocery prices. 10 months. 

You happy, 79 million of the stupidest people to ever walk the face of the earth?

 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well, we're about 10 months into the Trump presidency. The rule of law is on the brink, ICE agents are picking up brown people off the streets and deporting them to camps with a life sentence, the office of the presidency is officially open for bribes, people are about to be starving, the president ordered that he be given a gift of $250 million in taxpayer money, the president destroyed a large chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, we're randomly blowing up boats like we're playing video games, airline travel is FUBAR. And oh yeah, inflation is up and so are grocery prices. 10 months. 

You happy, 79 million of the stupidest people to ever walk the face of the earth?

 

This time next year, we’ll be longing for the good old days of the first ten months of his second term. Because it only gets worse. 

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

This time next year, we’ll be longing for the good old days of the first ten months of his second term. Because it only gets worse. 

I forgot a lot. Notably, the president is threatening to take away citizenship from people he doesn't like, is open trying to put his enemies in jail for only being his enemies, and also the president is talking openly about using US cities as training grounds for our military. And is seemingly trying to start a civil war. And that's the shit that just slipped my mind while writing that post. 10 months. 

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

This time next year, we’ll be longing for the good old days of the first ten months of his second term. Because it only gets worse. 

"Remember when he deported only the brown people?"

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well, we're about 10 months into the Trump presidency. The rule of law is on the brink, ICE agents are picking up brown people off the streets and deporting them to camps with a life sentence, the office of the presidency is officially open for bribes, people are about to be starving, the president ordered that he be given a gift of $250 million in taxpayer money, the president destroyed a large chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, we're randomly blowing up boats like we're playing video games, airline travel is FUBAR. And oh yeah, inflation is up and so are grocery prices. 10 months. 

You happy, 79 million of the stupidest people to ever walk the face of the earth?

 

 

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:

They are not reporters or journalists.  They are just space occupiers.

enablers 

CBS News Edited Out Part of Trump's 60 Minutes Interview That He Said Would 'Embarrass' Them, According to Full Transcript
 

Does anybody have legal standing to sue CBS and get 16 million like Trump did?

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Mike Johnson’s superpower is being without shame. He will simply answer “I don’t know anything about that” until reporters stop asking him about it.

Yes, he is afraid to even look at the person asking him a question because he knows his facial reactions would look bad on tv. Seems like he's always looking down unless the question comes from a friendly.

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4 hours ago, gernblansten said:

"OK, are you ready? I don't know who he is." - gernblansten

Coe is a pos who writes racist and misogynistic songs and is wrongly credited for a Steve Goodman and John Prine tune, “You Don’t Have to Call Me Darlin.” TBF, Prine did ask that his name not be included as a songwriter.

10 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Coe is a pos who writes racist and misogynistic songs and is wrongly credited for a Steve Goodman and John Prine tune, “You Don’t Have to Call Me Darlin.” TBF, Prine did ask that his name not be included as a songwriter.

He literally name checks Goodman in the song?

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

He literally name checks Goodman in the song?

He does. Nevertheless:

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Hwever they did get the song title correct. Unlike me.

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He does. Nevertheless:

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He is the artist, that's correct. That isn't a songwriting credit.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

 

He is the artist, that's correct. That isn't a songwriting credit.

Fair.

20 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Coe is a pos who writes racist and misogynistic songs and is wrongly credited for a Steve Goodman and John Prine tune, “You Don’t Have to Call Me Darlin.” TBF, Prine did ask that his name not be included as a songwriter.

I'm sorry to confuse. I was making a joke about not knowing who DAC is despite the fact I parodied his song, clearly indicating I know about DAC. It was a joke because last night Trump said "OK, are you ready? I don't know who he is" about the Binance guy he pardoned.

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Is this fucking real?  

I feel like I have to ask this question all the time, and the answer is always the most depressing - and most expected - response.

"Patel and Wilkins met at a friend's event in Nashville in 2022 and started their relationship a few months later, in early 2023. 'We just happened to meet,' Wilkins recounted, noting that the 19-year age gap she has with him always felt irrelevant. "I have always liked [him], when I met him, I just liked that he was so, so honest," Wilkins gushed. "He's exactly who he is all the time. His character is incredible. His values are incredible."

Quote above is from the int'l business times. There is little known about her background. Not sure of the logic behind the Israeli, in particular, honeypot accusation but who knows. 

 

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Alexis Wilkins, the longtime girlfriend of FBI Director Kash Patel, is suing an ex-agent and self-described whistleblower for defamation, alleging he called her a former Israeli spy whose relationship with Patel is a “honeypot” operation.

The defendant, Kyle Seraphin, “has maliciously lied” about Wilkins by “falsely asserting that she—an American-born country singer—is an agent of a foreign government, assigned to manipulate and compromise the Director of the FBI,” Wilkins’ attorney wrote in the lawsuit filed Wednesday in federal court in Austin, Texas.

Wilkins accuses Seraphin, a conservative podcaster who calls himself a “recovering FBI agent,” of “using this fabricated story as self-enriching clickbait.”

Wilkins is seeking at least $5 million in damages. The suit was first reported by Reason and highlighted Friday morning by Court Watch.

Her legal complaint homes in on Seraphin’s comments on “The Kyle Seraphin Show” on Aug. 22.

Patel “has had his own little ‘honeypot’ issue that’s been going on of late, so we’re just going to acknowledge it real publicly,” Seraphin said on the episode at the center of the lawsuit.

“He’s got a girlfriend that is half his age, who is apparently is both a country music singer, a political commentator on Rumble, a friend of John Rich through [FBI deputy Director Dan] Bongino, who also now owns a big chunk of Rumble, and she’s also a former Mossad agent in what is like the equivalent of their NSA.”

“But I’m sure that’s totally because, like, she’s really looking for like a cross-eyed, you know, kind of thickish built, super cool bro who’s almost 50 years old who’s Indian in America,” Seraphin said sarcastically.“Like it has nothing to do with the fact that uh we’re really close to the Trump administration,” he said. “Anyway, I’m sure that’s totally just like love. That’s what real love looks like.”
 
Seraphin did not identify Wilkins by name, but her suit says his statement is “obviously about her specifically.”

 

 

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Right winger who ridiculed Biden’s cancer diagnosis, wants to live, even as he supports the guy who doesn’t give a flip about the health care of little people. Who knew?

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/dilbert-trump-kaiser-21134567.php

Dilbert comic strip creator and Bay Area resident Scott Adams posted a public plea Sunday to President Donald Trump for help getting cancer treatment at Kaiser Permanente. 

“On it,” Trump wrote in response a few hours later.

Adams is a vocal Trump supporter whose work has been canceled in several newspapers over racist statements. He claimed on X that his health care provider, Kaiser of Northern California, “dropped the ball in scheduling” treatment for his metastatic prostate cancer, and he wrote that he planned to ask the president to intervene to help “save” his life.

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4 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

I'm sorry to confuse. I was making a joke about not knowing who DAC is despite the fact I parodied his song, clearly indicating I know about DAC. It was a joke because last night Trump said "OK, are you ready? I don't know who he is" about the Binance guy he pardoned.

Missed the joke. Maybe because I don’t like Coe. Releasing a song he heard TVZ sing before Townes released it puts a person on my shit forever list.

 

Two heartbeats from being president, but doesn't know shit about fuck.

I've heard metastasizing bone cancer is quite painful. 

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11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Patel and Wilkins met at a friend's event in Nashville in 2022 and started their relationship a few months later, in early 2023. 'We just happened to meet,' Wilkins recounted, noting that the 19-year age gap she has with him always felt irrelevant. "I have always liked [him], when I met him, I just liked that he was so, so honest," Wilkins gushed. "He's exactly who he is all the time. His character is incredible. His values are incredible."

Quote above is from the int'l business times. There is little known about her background. Not sure of the logic behind the Israeli, in particular, honeypot accusation but who knows. 

 

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This is quite awesome:

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“But I’m sure that’s totally because, like, she’s really looking for like a cross-eyed, you know, kind of thickish built, super cool bro who’s almost 50 years old who’s Indian in America,” Seraphin said sarcastically.“Like it has nothing to do with the fact that uh we’re really close to the Trump administration,” he said. “Anyway, I’m sure that’s totally just like love. That’s what real love looks like.”

 

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13 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Right winger who ridiculed Biden’s cancer diagnosis, wants to live, even as he supports the guy who doesn’t give a flip about the health care of little people. Who knew?

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/dilbert-trump-kaiser-21134567.php

Dilbert comic strip creator and Bay Area resident Scott Adams posted a public plea Sunday to President Donald Trump for help getting cancer treatment at Kaiser Permanente. 

“On it,” Trump wrote in response a few hours later.

Adams is a vocal Trump supporter whose work has been canceled in several newspapers over racist statements. He claimed on X that his health care provider, Kaiser of Northern California, “dropped the ball in scheduling” treatment for his metastatic prostate cancer, and he wrote that he planned to ask the president to intervene to help “save” his life.

 

cancer needs to pick it up here 

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is quite awesome:

 

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 being magat means living in constant fear

 

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 being magat means living in constant fear

 

What a cunt

Amazing discovery.

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This is eerily similar to how dipshit Magats have their heads so far up the orange felon rapist dipshits ass that they can only see when the piece of shit pedophile opens his mouth to suck Putin's dick.

Holy Shit - just watched the Trump 60 minutes interview, online (1:13 in length) this guy is a rambling chatterbox. His main points being Biden was the worst President ever, and everything he does is the best ever. 
How the sheeple who believe everything he says is just beyond belief. 

And the best part, IMO - and it has been reported by media outlets - is his ramblings about commuting the sentence for Binance Founder CZ aka Chengpeng Zao, who Trump acknowledges he didn't know who he was but signed a commutation because he was told it was a Biden witchhunt.

Here's how things are going for Trump/Cuomo

 

 

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3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Why did they * the E?

It cost an extra peso.

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Why did they * the E?

Because it sorta makes it look like a set of tits.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Well, we're about 10 months into the Trump presidency. The rule of law is on the brink, ICE agents are picking up brown people off the streets and deporting them to camps with a life sentence, the office of the presidency is officially open for bribes, people are about to be starving, the president ordered that he be given a gift of $250 million in taxpayer money, the president destroyed a large chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, we're randomly blowing up boats like we're playing video games, airline travel is FUBAR. And oh yeah, inflation is up and so are grocery prices. 10 months. 

You happy, 79 million of the stupidest people to ever walk the face of the earth?

 

They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating, they're eating the pets.

dotard stroke face photo, taken during his 60 Minutes softball interview. Spoilered in case you're eating.

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

dotard stroke face photo, taken during his 60 Minutes softball interview. Spoilered in case you're eating.

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10 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

By the way, when Adams has talked about his treatment, he’s never mentioned conventional treatment in my understanding. Instead he mentions that ivermectin and fenbendazole didn’t work for him. It’s very odd and perplexing how the anti-science crowd has latched into anti parasitic medicines to treat everything. (It’s possible that Adam’s has undergone traditional treatments that just haven’t worked, or his cancer was caught late.)

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/20/nx-s1-5404399/scott-adams-dilbert-prostate-cancer-biden

Guys - as a reminder, go get your annual checkup and blood work. Prostate cancer can usually be detected thru blood tests, or more precisely at least identify a potential. Many doctors don’t even waste time with a digital (finger) exam anymore as a primary exam.

 And to the question I quoted, I can’t see how he wouldn’t have plenty of money even with his recents cancellations.

I had some issues a few years back, and didn't have an established PCP. So I just walked into a mega clinic and asked to be seen. Dude I saw did a digital exam. Mooooooon riiiiiiveeeer. 

 

A few years later said issued recurred and didn't go away. So my new PCP sent me to a urologist. The urologist seemed shocked that a general practitioner would do a digital exam on an otherwise healthy 35 year old. He certainly didn't (though I did get a pee test, got scoped up the pee hole, and a CT. I'd much rather have the digital than the pee hole scope.)

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