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9 hours ago, Red Five said:


Mike Johnson’s superpower is being without shame. He will simply answer “I don’t know anything about that” until reporters stop asking him about it  

 

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4 hours ago, yoladu said:

They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating, they're eating the pets.

I’m still pissed that Gen Z had such a good time making TikTok songs out of that debacle and somehow still voted for him in droves. 

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

 

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

 

Fucking simulation. 

6 hours ago, gernblansten said:

I'm sorry to confuse. I was making a joke about not knowing who DAC is despite the fact I parodied his song, clearly indicating I know about DAC. It was a joke because last night Trump said "OK, are you ready? I don't know who he is" about the Binance guy he pardoned.

Pearls before swine

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

 

I have to root for MTG as the voice of reason now? This is... A challenge. But dammit, I'm starting to believe it might be the way. 

I have to root for MTG as the voice of reason now? This is... A challenge. But dammit, I'm starting to believe it might be the way. 

Wait until you decide to fap to her.
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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

 

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18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait until you decide to fap to her.

 

Ice T No GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

 

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15 hours ago, pacman said:

 

Reminds me of this

 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait until you decide to fap to her.

Too late.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait until you decide to fap to her.

 

You can imagine the toe sucking as well.  

 

Meanwhile, let's all go get a new ornament for the tree:

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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You can imagine the toe sucking as well.  

 

Meanwhile, let's all go get a new ornament for the tree:

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Think what that would do if shot with a BB or .177 pellet.

8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

 

Obamacare is your Republican plan

32 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Obamacare is your Republican plan

With double or triple premium.

17 hours ago, G650 said:

He literally name checks Goodman in the song?

He name checks everyfuckingbody in every fucking song.  That overrated piece of shit owes Waylon and Willie every dime he's ever stolen.

9 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

I have to root for MTG as the voice of reason now? This is... A challenge. But dammit, I'm starting to believe it might be the way. 

She can get fucked. She's not reasonable just because all the other republicans are somehow less reasonable than she is.

She's just aboutr the last person I'd expect to cross the aisle but I will take any cracks in the armor that I can get.

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fucking simulation. 

You know it's a simulation when the person that finally gets us universal healthcare is MTG.

 

Look, Trump may be crass but at least he has taste and hasn't destroyed the credibility of the office.  #tansuit

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are starting early this Election Day 

 

 

Sending threats by email is some galaxy brain stuff. I'd bet they used their main personal accounts, too. 

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

It cost an extra peso.

The infamous El Cuomo?

20 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Sending threats by email is some galaxy brain stuff. I'd bet they used their main personal accounts, too. 

Well, yeah. They'd get fired if they used their work email.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are starting early this Election Day 

 

 

 

my poll voted about 73% against trump, i'm shocked abbott didn't shut us down 

24 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Sending threats by email is some galaxy brain stuff. I'd bet they used their main personal accounts, too. 

Honestly, that’s the best way to ensure a quick and easy pardon.

19 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Two heartbeats from being president, but doesn't know shit about fuck.

Heather Cox Richardson quoted Aaron Rupar in her report yesterday (or the day before) that Rupar said somebody should ask Johnson in the next scrum: "Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it’s problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?”

I guess I must have missed the "transgender for everybody!" part of the Democratic platform. 

Would love to read his white paper about how a constitutional amendment can be terminated by Congress.  I’m sure he has his eye on a few. 

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Every day I have to convince myself that it is worth living in this world. It is exhausting and I’m lacking understanding of how it ended up like this.

6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Every day I have to convince myself that it is worth living in this world. It is exhausting and I’m lacking understanding of how it ended up like this.

Living amongst people who 1) voted for this and 2) are genuinely happy with the results thus far have me questioning reality on a daily basis.

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It's Election Day.  Kentucky residents are getting fired up:

 

 

 

 

37 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Wait. Trump wants “Energy Cuts?” 

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Wait. Trump wants “Energy Cuts?” 

He's cancelling all sorts of energy projects all over the nation.

Just as Data Centers are using several large cities worth of electricity. Enjoy your sky high energy bills everybody!

14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Election Day.  Kentucky residents are getting fired up:

 

 

 

 

They don't have those fun off year Proposition Elections like we do. Poor bastards.

He's cancelling all sorts of energy projects all over the nation.

Renewable energy projects
21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Election Day.  Kentucky residents are getting fired up:

 

 

 

 

Something to consider when you’re 32nd Education and near the top in Fox News viewership. 

Trump sycophants: “President Dotard is focused on nothing else but how to pay out SNAP benefits to those in need.”

Dotard this morning: “We’re not paying jack shit to those freeloaders!”

Karoline Leavitt a few minutes ago: “Of course we’re going to abide by the court order to pay out SNAP benefits.”

Not that I have any sympathy for anyone who chooses to work in this White House, but it’s pretty funny to watch them constantly trying to cover for him just saying whatever the hell he wants.

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Although that sounds pretty ominous, it seems the government has a point in that discovery as to prosecution motives isn't usually granted until the motion to dismiss is partially ruled upon.  https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/10/selective-and-vindictive-prosecution/

Also fun fact.  The prosecuting attorney here is from St. Louis not Virginia.  Kind of like the two in the Comey case are from NC, not Virginia.

Having to go far and wide to find people craven enough to do this.

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