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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

"SOMEONE GET SOME IVERMECTIN, STAT!  IT CURES EVERYTHING!"

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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

18 hours ago, TexArcher said:

If the entire Heritage Foundation were burning to the ground, I would light a cigar off of it.

 

17 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'd cook s'mores.

(I don't smoke.)

I'd be shoving escapees from the fire back into the building.

 

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Some serious shit going down now. David Shuster is legit. He's saying 100+ GOP Reps will abandon Trump because of what's in the Epstein files.

 

 

If true, remarkable how the GOPs found their moral compasses right after getting their clock cleaned on Tuesday. 

 

5 hours ago, Okie State said:

Imagine how stupid you would have to be to believe food prices are cheaper today than they were a year ago.

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Are you disputing the Walmart Thanksgiving Turkey Dinner Consumer Price Index?

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Just now, Pancho said:

 

Remember this, women -- the Heritage Society absolutely wants this outcome.

Next time you stop in the voting booth to vote Republican, make sure you stop off first and step into a dressing room to get fitted for your Handmaid's outfit.  You are literally voting yourself into sub-citizen status.

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember this, women -- the Heritage Society absolutely wants this outcome.

Next time you stop in the voting booth to vote Republican, make sure you stop off first and step into a dressing room to get fitted for your Handmaid's outfit.  You are literally voting yourself into sub-citizen status.

MAGA heifers will line up 10 deep to repeal it.

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

MAGA heifers will line up 10 deep to repeal it.

Yup, tons of women in this stupid country who are all on board with being subordinate to their husbands. 

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15 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Trump Gop GIF by Luis Ricardo

He refuses to pay even with it is with our money. Amazing.

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Fuckin hell if there was ever a picture/scene that perfectly captured him and this admin. 

Raise a bunch of money through corporate bribes donations to pay for the ballroom, stiff vendors, and pocket the money

Y’all do see the snopes link saying the demo company situation is false right? 

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Raise a bunch of money through corporate bribes donations to pay for the ballroom, stiff vendors, and pocket the money

 

correct

myahe he'll settle with them. maybe 

2 minutes ago, bluto said:

Y’all do see the snopes link saying the demo company situation is false right? 

I noticed that too, however, that same demolition firm is being examined for skirting Asbestos abatement procedures and perhaps operating with an expired license. 
https://www.enr.com/articles/61797-contractor-compliance-risk-mounts-for-firms-in-white-house-east-wing-demolition
 

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ACECO’s Washington, D.C., asbestos-abatement license, which was revoked in 2022 as reported by The Washington Post, could affect compliance.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters Oct. 24 that “a very extensive abatement and remediation assessment was followed, complying with all applicable federal standards,” and that all hazardous-material work was completed before demolition began. 

But no documentation has been released to show how mitigation was carried out or which firm performed it or whether ACECO had proper licensure.

 

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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He prefers ass kissers who don’t faint like sissy’s during his press conferences. 

35 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Jesus H Christ. Well, I'm hoping my wife doesn't see this. Even though I have no clue who this douchebag is (neither will she), this would put her in a pissed off mood for days. This asshole hits several trigger words that will make her blow her stack.

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4 minutes ago, bluto said:

Y’all do see the snopes link saying the demo company situation is false right? 

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6 minutes ago, bluto said:

Y’all do see the snopes link saying the demo company situation is false right? 

Ah good. That was ridiculous even for him.

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I like how RFK Jr. used his years of accumulated medical knowledge to nope the fuck out of that room ASAP. 

Well, it might be true, I doubt ACECO is publicizing their collection problems.

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If you're somewhere you'll make an idiot of yourself if you suddenly burst out in laughter, do not watch this short video

 

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

what she do this year?

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ah good. That was ridiculous even for him.

Um no that would be 100% par for the course for him. I'd be surprised by anything different, really. 

Just now, yoladu said:

what she do this year?

Tolerate being married to a man who smells like a combination of ketchup and urine.

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He prefers ass kissers who don’t faint like sissy’s during his press conferences. 

Probably fainted from dotard's shit-packed diaper. 

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Big mad he missed the opportunity to do this again. 

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Probably fainted from dotard's shit-packed diaper. 

Don't forget the piss bottle strapped to his leg.

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

 

i just hope it's something contagious.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

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Something about this photo makes Trump look like one of the disappearing McFly kids.

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

 

Trump had probably just served him some polonium tea, trick his old buddy Vlad taught him.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Who the fuck is this jack ass?

 

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6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

The first time I saw the nudes of our great Patriot first lady and her immigrant titties, this Gaytriot turned into a Stratriot!  I went home to my wife that very day and finally consummated our marriage on our 7th anniversary.  My three children owe their very existence to those tasteful, boner-inducing nudie pics.  Patriot of the Year?  More like Patriot of the Millennium!   

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Vine Ok GIF

380ish pounds per American, man SNAP food really was making people fat.

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