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2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah well Thomas Jefferson also dated a black woman. 

The wink in the black and white portrait really makes the scene. 

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

And we still don’t have a jobs report number. 
 

it’s been, what, 2 months?

"Jobs have grown bigly.  At numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen before.  There have never been more jobs.  'Jobs' - that's a word not many people know, but it's becoming more and more common.  I brought that word back, 'jobs.'  Sleepy Joe couldn't do it.  The election was stollen."

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never forget 😂😂😂😂 .....

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

 The election was stollen."

Who knew that Trump ate German Christmas bread

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

never forget 😂😂😂😂 .....

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Legitimately might be the most insane thing that’s happened since 2016.

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8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Legitimately might be the most insane thing that’s happened since 2016.

At the time it felt like a funny epilogue on Trump's time in politics. Turns out we were just getting started. 

Just now, Red Five said:

At the time it felt like a funny epilogue on Trump's time in politics. Turns out we were just getting started. 

Exactly this. God, it was so hilarious for about 3.5 years. Then, we all started to realize that there was a decent chance that we were going to reelect these clowns.

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Exactly this. God, it was so hilarious for about 3.5 years. Then, we all started to realize that there was a decent chance that we were going to reelect these clowns.

I try to think of these things in terms of management (a role I tend to despise).  If someone who reported to me had fucked up at the Four Seasons level they would be fired by phone before they got back to the office.  In this administration?  Just another day.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Man, if they gimme that free public transportation and cheap steak, I'll at least consider it.

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Lol. What a fucking bunch of old, gray haired pussies. Has there ever been a greater generation of pussies than Boomers? I realize everyone who gets old hates change, but Jesus. 

Bad Times Make Strong Men, Strong Men Make Good Times, Good Times Make Weak Men, Weak Men Make Bad Times. 

Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time. 

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

never forget 😂😂😂😂 .....

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This gave me my biggest laugh in the last decade.

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. What a fucking bunch of old, gray haired pussies. Has there ever been a greater generation of pussies than Boomers? I realize everyone who gets old hates change, but Jesus. 

Bad Times Make Strong Men, Strong Men Make Good Times, Good Times Make Weak Men, Weak Men Make Bad Times. 

Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time. 

 

I think I’ve found my Thanksgiving toast!

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time. 

 

I'm glad I won't be around to see Gen Z get old...

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

At the time it felt like a funny epilogue on Trump's time in politics. Turns out we were just getting started. 

It's depressing. That day of Four Seasons and widespread celebrations, followed by Dave Chapelle's amazing SNL monologue that night. The weeks thereafter through the inauguration (minus Jan 6th of course) was full of hope and optimism for me. All of his lawsuits were failing, alternate electors getting rejected, Sidney Powell and Rudy hearings were a shitshow... so much desperation and fail for him and I loved every minute of it. Coincidentally there are 4 or 5 songs that I had on heavy rotation during that timeframe and I continued to listen over the following years, but for whatever reason they've fallen off my playlist and I can't bring myself to listen to them now. I'm saving them for 2028 because yes I think we'll get there and have a reason to be hopeful again. 

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say how gratifying that is.

mmaui youre welcome GIF

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

American exceptionalism is still a thing. It just doesn't apply to 50% of Americans. 

Fifty? Try eighty-five

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Oh.  Someone told him we have anti-trust laws.  How amusing.  It's okay - he managed to make it a xenophobic exercise.  This regime turning everything into hating foreigners is like gratuitous sax solos in 80s songs - no matter what, it finds a way in there.

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Legitimately might be the most prescient  thing to explain all of the Trump Administration actions, ever.

 

holy fuck the american machine is almost unbreakable. they've spent the better part of a year trying to break it and we're only now starting to see it sputter. any other country on earth would have buckled in the first quarter. kinda goes to show that with competent leadership it could be righted in equal time. hopefully it's not too late when that happens.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. What a fucking bunch of old, gray haired pussies. Has there ever been a greater generation of pussies than Boomers? I realize everyone who gets old hates change, but Jesus. 

Bad Times Make Strong Men, Strong Men Make Good Times, Good Times Make Weak Men, Weak Men Make Bad Times. 

Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time. 

 

You are gonna be sooooooooooo disappointed with what's coming next.

also holy shit I it just sunk in that the potus has been tweeting out the words "nuclear option" for the world the read. imagine if those words had been uttered anywhere near each other with anyone else in power. jfc this timeline

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clarence thomas don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuck about hungry kids 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

clarence thomas don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuck about hungry kids 

CNN just said they blocked the stay. 

5 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

CNN just said they blocked the stay. 

Clarifying, Justice Jackson issued a 48 hour administrative stay pending the First Circuit's ruling on a substantive stay.

 

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

lol yea dude the price increases are someone elses fault. That’s gotta be it.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Clarifying, Justice Jackson issued a 48 hour administrative stay pending the First Circuit's ruling on a substantive stay.

 

so they stayed the order to feed people for two days? and then...? 

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7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. What a fucking bunch of old, gray haired pussies. Has there ever been a greater generation of pussies than Boomers? I realize everyone who gets old hates change, but Jesus. 

Bad Times Make Strong Men, Strong Men Make Good Times, Good Times Make Weak Men, Weak Men Make Bad Times. 

Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time. 

 

I know I'm paraphrasing someone else, but if you were a white male Boomer, you had to have a plan to fail. 

I don't resent the fortunate.

I despise the gluttons.

16 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so they stayed the order to feed people for two days? and then...? 

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Judge tells Trump his administration needs to fully payout November SNAP.

Trump appeals to 1st Circuit Court.

1st Curcuit Court declines to intervene, or do anything at all, today.

Trump appeals to Supreme Court.

Jackson puts a 48-hour stay on initial ruling, pending a decision from the 1st Circuit Court.

Now we wait for the inevitable outcome of the 1st Circuit Court shrugging its shoulders for the next 48 hours and we're back here again by the end of the weekend.

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He’s working this hard to keep poor people, children and old folks from getting food and religious people cheer him for it. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

clarence thomas don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuck about hungry kids 

 

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36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s working this hard to keep poor people, children and old folks from getting food and religious people cheer him for it. 

 

he wants chaos and civil unrest 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh.  Someone told him we have anti-trust laws.  How amusing.  It's okay - he managed to make it a xenophobic exercise.  This regime turning everything into hating foreigners is like gratuitous sax solos in 80s songs - no matter what, it finds a way in there.

Hey hey hey

 

Sexy Sax Man got bills to pay 

 

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50 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Insist Luke 18:25 should be displayed in every Texas classroom, Pedo Goody Two Shoes

 

My Bible has one that should give pause to any Bible-believing Christian:

‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

Jesus seems super serious about this stuff here; like it really seems important. It seems like someone with a “personal relationship” with Jesus would find these worse compelling. A bunch of ravenous wolves on the inside.

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I love that his hair keeps getting dumber. He looks like a Dick Tracy villain, but fatter. 

Not sounding the alarm bells but anybody who has been around loved ones who were on the decline ‘bigly’ recognizes that sunken eyes/drooping face that trump is sporting, especially in that fainting staffer pic of him standing at his desk. Dude is in some serious shit. 

He’s working this hard to keep poor people, children and old folks from getting food and religious people cheer him for it. 

Starving 42 million Americans is not a good look. Not to mention the 3 million government employees who may not have been on SNAP and are not receiving a paycheck going into the holidays. All while building a lavish ballroom that 99.9999% of Americans will never see.

I know Trump has gotten away with a lot of heinous shit over the years, but I think so many of his supporters treated politics like a reality show with a goal of owning the libs, and now the chickens are coming home to roost for a lot of people. Trumpers likely care less about trans swimmers when they can’t afford to eat and their orange god is bailing out Argentina and starting a holy war in Nigeria.

I think we’re seeing cracks in the MAGA armor. Trump is practically commanding Congress to terminate the filibuster and so far it’s crickets. MTG is very publicly on a healthcare rampage. The senate voted to block tariffs on Brazil. The winds seem to have shifted and I think everyone on the right is feeling the pressure of the extended shutdown.

I’m reluctant to get too hopeful long term, but it’s safe to say the GOP is not having a good November. That’s a start.
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

how do we know they’re hungry?  trump said they’re full. 

With food prices down so much why do we need to feed hungry children? That would be communistic socialism. Why don't they pull themselves up by the bootstraps? 

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