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#34852
7 hours ago, bluto said:

Not sounding the alarm bells but anybody who has been around loved ones who were on the decline ‘bigly’ recognizes that sunken eyes/drooping face that trump is sporting, especially in that fainting staffer pic of him standing at his desk. Dude is in some serious shit. 

Black Widow Avengers GIF

...but I do know people who have a bottle of Dom stashed away for this occasion

#34853
56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
BBC ‘100% fake news’, says Donald Trump’s press secretary https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/nov/08/bbc-100-fake-news-says-donald-trumps-press-secretary?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu

 

 

That sort of headline, associated with Karoline Leavitt, really sounds like a porn headline/movie idea.

 

 

Edited by Francisco 2.0

#34854
Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

That sort of headline, associated with Karoline Leavitt, really sounds like a porn headline.

 

 

Just to elaborate, apparently BBC is under some small fire for being biased.

The central allegations seem to be using that Palestinian narrator for a Gaza doc, the reporting of Gaza children with preexisting conditions as suffering malnutrition, and reporting Trumps 1/6 speech with the violent exhortations but without the "be peaceful" part.

Then, to bolster the allegations, they go ask Miss Piggy from the lyingest liars of all what she thinks.

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#34855
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare Plan just dropped!

 

#34856
 

Fantastic.

"We're going to make a place where you can buy healthcare plans, I'm going to call it an 'exchange'. And the government will give you money towards buying these plans, we'll call them 'credits'".


God this timeline is so breathtakingly stupid.
#34858
7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

how do we know they’re hungry?  trump said they’re full. 

Yeah but with something called "groceries", and who knows what the fuck that means. 

#34859
40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

"We're going to make a place where you can buy healthcare plans, I'm going to call it an 'exchange'. And the government will give you money towards buying these plans, we'll call them 'credits'".

 

 

 

He so badly wants it to be called Trumpcare, no matter how terrible the implementation and execution of it would be.

 

 

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#34860
Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

He so badly wants it to be called Trumpcare, no matter how bad the implementation and execution of it would be.

 

 

This is the heart of the matter. 

#34861
Trump’s new attack against health insurance companies will all go away after they buy some Trump crypto and donate to the ballroom.

 

 

#34865
11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s working this hard to keep poor people, children and old folks from getting food and religious people cheer him for it. 

Historically, much worse has been occurred in the name of religion. 

You shall know them by their fruits and whatnot.

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#34866
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Imagine what that would do to the Commanders free agency in the future.

 

 

Also:

 

 

Isn’t the Orange Bowl already named after him?

 

 

 

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#34868
10 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Hey hey hey

 

Sexy Sax Man got bills to pay 

 

"You're not above the law."

"I know I'm not above the law.  But he is above the law."

#34869
9 hours ago, bluto said:

Not sounding the alarm bells but anybody who has been around loved ones who were on the decline ‘bigly’ recognizes that sunken eyes/drooping face that trump is sporting, especially in that fainting staffer pic of him standing at his desk. Dude is in some serious shit. 

Thats Good Donald Glover GIF

 

How much longer is this going to drag out?  I got bottles to pop.

#34870
9 hours ago, bluto said:

Not sounding the alarm bells but anybody who has been around loved ones who were on the decline ‘bigly’ recognizes that sunken eyes/drooping face that trump is sporting, especially in that fainting staffer pic of him standing at his desk. Dude is in some serious shit. 

Need to see a video. I've seen pictures of 18 year olds looking like they had a stroke, because pictures freeze a singular moment.

They're fun and all, but I'm not pulling out black suits for high schoolers.

#34871
1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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...but I do know people who have a bottle of Dom stashed away for this occasion

And saved up vacation days.

#34873
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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One of the cleverest and most cynical reads of the Dems ever.

The Dems can't say no to a Black candidate. They're terrified of losing the Black vote but don't respect them enough to let them decide about what a shit heel Thomas is. They are also not cynical enough to see the Black vote won't be swayed to the GOPs over this issue.

The Dems are so cowardly, they drag in Anita Hill instead of just voting their conscience. Of course, they compound their weak leggedness when they cave on invading Iraq thinking they'll be saved by some double talk language in the bill or whatever it was.

And I vote for them. I hold my nose sometimes to do it, but the alternative since Reagan was elected has been out of the question for me. 

#34874
12 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I know I'm paraphrasing someone else, but if you were a white male Boomer, you had to have a plan to fail. 

I don't resent the fortunate.

I despise the gluttons.

I've said more than once that a white male born when I was missed the draft to Vietnam, always had a safety net with mom and dad, could always find a job so long as your record was clean. All of this in the most prosperous time of the most prosperous nation in the history of the world. 

That said, the so-called Greatest Generation would have been the same as me and I as them had we switched birthdays. Same with you and me. Fortuna smiles on some and not on others.

And we're not all the fucking same in each generation. 

The Greatest Generation paid their dues in the Depression and WW2. Next? They lived in a country that controlled 50% of the world market. They fought for freedom and didn't extend it to negroes or women or people of color. They became just another rapacious generation of Americans who fell in love with Ronald Fucking Reagan and happily rolled back government efforts to share a miniscule amount of the budget with those in need.

Fuck them. Fuck us. Fuck you. Fuck me. A birthdate does not bestow moral superiority. In the words of Sgt. Hartman,

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#34876
10 hours ago, bluto said:

Not sounding the alarm bells but anybody who has been around loved ones who were on the decline ‘bigly’ recognizes that sunken eyes/drooping face that trump is sporting, especially in that fainting staffer pic of him standing at his desk. Dude is in some serious shit. 

 

that's going to be a hell of a party 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#34877
12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s working this hard to keep poor people, children and old folks from getting food and religious people cheer him for it. 

An actual Christian leader uses the term religionists to describe these awful people. They've joined a cruel club with a Christian name but embrace none of the philosophy.

11 hours ago, Mole said:

My Bible has one that should give pause to any Bible-believing Christian:

‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

Jesus seems super serious about this stuff here; like it really seems important. It seems like someone with a “personal relationship” with Jesus would find these worse compelling. A bunch of ravenous wolves on the inside.

In the 80s, the big thing from the found-Jesus-hogs was some quote about "stewardship." That allowed "stewarding" wealth which is, somehow, way different than owning more shit than you need. I was at a small gathering where a dickhead I really loathed was arguing the Bible doesn't require you to be generous. The nuns he was arguing with kept coming up with Bible passages to dispute him (of course, they were killing him), but the dickhead felt safe because he had his one or two passages where he and his type found what they were looking for.

This went on awhile. I was already irreligious, but I liked cold debate. I, not a Bible scholar or even possessed of a passing knowledge of it, interrupted them and they politely waited for what I had to say.

I know you have quotes and stuff from the Bible, but doesn't everything you (dickhead) claim go against the way Jesus lived and led and spoke?

What a stunning moment! The nuns pointed at me and said, "That's it! That's it!" Dickhead was silenced.

They were so tied up in quote wars, that they lost sight of the big picture.

Pardon the tldr story.

 

20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. What a fucking bunch of old, gray haired pussies. Has there ever been a greater generation of pussies than Boomers? I realize everyone who gets old hates change, but Jesus. 

Bad Times Make Strong Men, Strong Men Make Good Times, Good Times Make Weak Men, Weak Men Make Bad Times. 

Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time. 

 

Goddamn you, Carton! Your slovenly ways and resemblance to an effeminate French noble have inflamed me to action! 

We shall meet at the TexAgs parking lot and settle this like men. When I am done with you, even Dr. Manet will not be able to save you!

I suggest you train with Lord Liucci. You will not escape the cold point piercing your worthless, rotten heart, but maybe you'll be able to put up some sort of fight.

Weak man! We shall see.

#34878
I’m gonna have the worst hangover of my life the day after.

The chance is greater than zero that I consume enough booze and illicit substances that I immediately join him in the hereafter.
#34879
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare Plan just dropped!

 


 

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#34880
9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The chance is greater than zero that I consume enough booze and illicit substances that I immediately join him in the hereafter.

I don’t know you, but I feel like you’ll get into heaven. So no, you won’t be joining him in the hereafter.

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#34883
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare Plan just dropped!

 

 

this is the plan for medicade, medicare, social security ....

you get one check. figure it out and good luck 

*don't get sick or live too long 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#34884
🚨 BREAKING: Billionaire GOP megadonor Miriam Adelson is pouring $20 million into a campaign to oust Rep. Thomas Massie, one of the few Republicans who has publicly defied Trump and the party’s war agenda.They don’t want representatives. They want loyalists.

 

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#34885
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:
🚨 BREAKING: Billionaire GOP megadonor Miriam Adelson is pouring $20 million into a campaign to oust Rep. Thomas Massie, one of the few Republicans who has publicly defied Trump and the party’s war agenda.They don’t want representatives. They want loyalists.

 

This is why I cancelled my Mavericks season tickets.....

 

Also, Fuck Nico!

#34886
14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this is the plan for medicade, medicare, social security ....

you get one check. figure it out and good luck 

*don't get sick or live too long 

You already got your check. 

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#34887
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Imagine what that would do to the Commanders free agency in the future.

 

 

Also:

 

 

Isn’t the Orange Bowl already named after him?

 

 

 

The Pedolands

#34888
14 minutes ago, Pancho said:
🚨 BREAKING: Billionaire GOP megadonor Miriam Adelson is pouring $20 million into a campaign to oust Rep. Thomas Massie, one of the few Republicans who has publicly defied Trump and the party’s war agenda.They don’t want representatives. They want loyalists.

 

Lekes loche, Miriam.  Klafte.

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#34889
19 minutes ago, Pancho said:
🚨 BREAKING: Billionaire GOP megadonor Miriam Adelson is pouring $20 million into a campaign to oust Rep. Thomas Massie, one of the few Republicans who has publicly defied Trump and the party’s war agenda.They don’t want representatives. They want loyalists.

 

 

fuck that cunt 

#34893

The Post gives trump's dozy press conference film the Zapruder treatment.  "A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at the Thursday event."  edit forgot the link and the headline

A Closer look at Trump's apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/11/08/trump-sleeping-oval-office

 

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#34895
1 hour ago, speed817 said:

This is why I cancelled my Mavericks season tickets.....

 

Also, Fuck Nico!

 

she traded luka because texas wouldn't let her open a casino with a new arena and hotel 

 

#34897
Just a little more gold and it will be perfect
In case you thought this was fake. It’s from the official White House photographer: https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/54908702098/in/photostream/

 

#34898

I’m a bit surprised he doesn’t have a giant portrait or mural of himself in the Oval Office

#34899
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Just a little more gold and it will be perfect
In case you thought this was fake. It’s from the official White House photographer: https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/54908702098/in/photostream/

 

Gott im Himmel.

Yes, I did think it was fake.

#34900

Assuming there's another election, one of the campaign promises from the Dem candidate should be to restore the White House interior and repurposing the ballroom.. Literally come up with a specific budget and tell people it's a Day 1 promise.

 

 

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