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Just wait until he gilds the embellishments on the resolute desk. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

and then moves it to MAL. 

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16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just wait until he gilds the embellishments on the resolute desk. 
and then moves it to MAL

 

Nah.  What will happen is some photographer will take a pic of the desk being hauled out to the pile that is the East Wing rubble and being shredded.   When asked, some spokesperson will say something like they are still remodeling the Oval, and they had to get rid of old, disgusting furniture that had outlived its usefulness.

 

 

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary.... EAIAC.

He's off the Adderall since the stroke and the expansion of his cankle bologna.

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Just now, SizzleChest said:

He's off the Adderall since the stroke and the expansion of his lower leg bologna.

Yep, father time is doing work.   Not fast enough, but we'll take what we can get.  I'd put over under at 5 years and put a nice chunk on the under. 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yep, father time is doing work.   Not fast enough, but we'll take what we can get.  I'd put over under at 5 years and put a nice chunk on the under. 

Needs an emotional hedge option, like a fall that renders him bedridden for a few months.

52 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yep, father time is doing work.   Not fast enough, but we'll take what we can get.  I'd put over under at 5 years and put a nice chunk on the under. 

Please let you be right.  But I don’t think I have that kind of luck.  Based on the last decade that motherfucker is going to live at least another dozen years and be in office for 8 of them.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Your primary residence is a stupid investment so if your rates are low spread it out over 50 years and let the bank own an asset you shouldn't own anyway.  Look at it like rent.  My 2 cents.  

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

Needs an emotional hedge option, like a fall that renders him bedridden for a few months.

How about a broken hip and some dislodged marrow?

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

House on the Rock levels of gaudiness.

 

 

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

How about a broken hip and some dislodged marrow?

Too old lady.  Needs to be realistic, like stairs that he can claim someone rigged.

17 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Too old lady.  Needs to be realistic, like stairs that he can claim someone rigged.

That leads to a broken hip, marrow dislodged in his bloodstream and a huge embolism that makes blood shoot out his eyeballs and ear holes.

34 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

50 year mortgage on a home designed to survive 20. Nice. 

Kushnew Kustomer Kare is next. 

28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Your primary residence is a stupid investment so if your rates are low spread it out over 50 years and let the bank own an asset you shouldn't own anyway.  Look at it like rent.  My 2 cents.  

If it was rent, somebody else would fix stuff. Seems worse than renting.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

If it was rent, somebody else would fix stuff. Seems worse than renting.

And you are still having to pay your 12K tax bill and 10K homeowners' insurance every year for your starter home.

16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That leads to a broken hip, marrow dislodged in his bloodstream and a huge embolism that makes blood shoot out his eyeballs and ear holes.

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i personally hope for something like a massive ass tumor - painful and debilitating with a nice side dose of carrying his own shit around in a bag. 

21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

And you are still having to pay your 12K tax bill and 10K homeowners' insurance every year for your starter home.

Every renter pays property tax and insurance.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Every renter pays property tax and insurance.

Fair but most renters are not shelling out 15-20K a year in taxes and insurance on TOP of maintenance costs which is the post I was replying to

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32 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

And you are still having to pay your 12K tax bill and 10K homeowners' insurance every year for your starter home.

Those numbers for a starter home?  My tax bill is 5k and insurance is 1500. 

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fair but most renters are not shelling out 15-20K a year in taxes and insurance on TOP of maintenance costs which is the post I was replying to

If they aren't they are renting smaller, less valuable homes (which makes perfect sense).

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Those numbers for a starter home?  My tax bill is 5k and insurance is 1500. 

It was definitely hyperbole for a starter home, but with 50 year mortgages and Americans general "how much can I max out what I can afford mentality" you think people on both sides of the transaction won't push the limits REAL hard?

People go and buy 90K pickup trucks now and finance them for 7-8 years.  They will be doing the same thing here

I'm always amused at the idea of a $90K pickup truck.  Most trucks I see with any level of work put on them are pretty damn basic.

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Lots of message board badassery up in this bitch 

No fatties allowed - per the fat fuck in the Oval Office.

5 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

No fatties allowed - per the fat fuck in the Oval Office.
 





Well, I agree with Trump on this. We have enough fatties in America. They really harsh my buzz when I'm out drinking.

 

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm always amused at the idea of a $90K pickup truck.  Most trucks I see with any level of work put on them are pretty damn basic.


A pretty damn basic truck is going to set you back 45k. 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

fucking traitors ! 

the locals won't stand for this

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14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A pretty damn basic truck is going to set you back 45k. 

Which is . . . half of $90K?

8 hours ago, kevwun said:

I’m gonna have the worst hangover of my life the day after.

I’m going to detonate an abandoned building in honor of @YGIFS

Your primary residence is a stupid investment so if your rates are low spread it out over 50 years and let the bank own an asset you shouldn't own anyway.  Look at it like rent.  My 2 cents.  

Who thought the solution to housing costs was create more demand?

We live in the stupidest time.
4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Your primary residence is a stupid investment so if your rates are low spread it out over 50 years and let the bank own an asset you shouldn't own anyway.  Look at it like rent.  My 2 cents.  

The 50-year mortgage will just drive prices higher. Any market mechanism to lower monthly payments will be offset by price appreciation until mortgage payments rise to what the market will bear… which should settle around the same before the 50-year option is created. The initial demand increment will drive price further, so we all get fucked with greater insurance and property tax liability.  

33 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

The 50-year mortgage will just drive prices higher. Any market mechanism to lower monthly payments will be offset by price appreciation until mortgage payments rise to what the market will bear… which should settle around the same before the 50-year option is created. The initial demand increment will drive price further, so we all get fucked with greater insurance and property tax liability.  

I’ll agree with this.  They’ll just charge more eventually.  

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I’ll agree with this.  They’ll just charge more eventually.  

it's the dismal tide

The 50-year mortgage will just drive prices higher. Any market mechanism to lower monthly payments will be offset by price appreciation until mortgage payments rise to what the market will bear… which should settle around the same before the 50-year option is created. The initial demand increment will drive price further, so we all get fucked with greater insurance and property tax liability.  

And dipshits won't realize they've paid off about 5% of their principle after 20 years

omg that article is genuinely sickening

2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

omg that article is genuinely sickening

That is the modern prison in El Salvador. 

I’m going to detonate an abandoned building in honor of [mention=7397]YGIFS[/mention]

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

bring back public hangings 


And dipshits won't realize they've paid off about 5% of their principle after 20 years

I’m still waiting for laws to make interest rates make sense…

“Hey can I borrow $100?”
“Ok. Here it is at 3% interest”
“Great, I’ll pay you $103 next week”
“No, no. You’ll need to pay me back $350”
“WTF!”
“You see it’s compounded…”
17 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


I’m still waiting for laws to make interest rates make sense…

“Hey can I borrow $100?”
“Ok. Here it is at 3% interest”
“Great, I’ll pay you $103 next week”
“No, no. You’ll need to pay me back $350”
“WTF!”
“You see it’s compounded…”

Well you see that works out to a penny a day in interest. So after a month it’s 100.30  If you pay me 32 cents, that leaves you with a balance of 99.98.  Same thing happens in month 2. Maybe pay more than 32 cents a month. 
 

nobody would lend that kind of money for simple interest loans.  So we would have to have the government do it. And between you and I there are some folks who don’t like it when the government does things instead of the private sector. 

Wouldn't a 50-year term make interest rates go up? 

6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


I’m still waiting for laws to make interest rates make sense…

“Hey can I borrow $100?”
“Ok. Here it is at 3% interest”
“Great, I’ll pay you $103 next week”
“No, no. You’ll need to pay me back $350”
“WTF!”
“You see it’s compounded…”

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50 yr mortgage would have banks foaming at the mouth

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