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6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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Just the President of the United States, calling for the death of members of the opposing party for calling on members of the military to....follow the law.

Nothing to see here.

Seriously.  This motherfucker is the worst human being this country has ever produced, and yes, I'm aware that's saying something.  I mean, the USA produced Bob Stoops.

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“If you don’t follow my clearly illegal orders, I’ll kill you!” - the president (sort of)
Just the President of the United States, calling for the death of members of the opposing party for calling on members of the military to....follow the law.
Nothing to see here.
Seriously.  This motherfucker is the worst human being this country has ever produced, and yes, I'm aware that's saying something.  I mean, the USA produced Bob Stoops.

Wait yeah, you’re right. He’s calling for the death penalty for just SAYING “hey guys, just follow the law ok?”.
11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Fair enough.

 

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fucking fuck offs

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And the Senate is supposed to be the more mature legislative body.

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I'm actually fucking shocked by this. 

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

They might actually realize that, in addition to horrendous self-dealing. the law enforcement practice of obtaining call records of suspects and witnesses is so routine that this would create a huge litigation burden from a huge number of people.


if I was able to bet on it, I’d put my money on the house doing this as retribution for not amending the Epstein bill. 

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32 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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I hope he keeps talking shit like this, every day the last couple of weeks have shown that he is getting weaker and people are noticing.

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25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just the President of the United States, calling for the death of members of the opposing party for calling on members of the military to....follow the law.

Nothing to see here.

Seriously.  This motherfucker is the worst human being this country has ever produced, and yes, I'm aware that's saying something.  I mean, the USA produced Bob Stoops.

I've been saying this for several years now.

Hey so, like, the President just said Democratic congress members should be killed.

Not an exaggeration, literally his quote.

Even for Trump, this seems like new territory.

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4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I hope he keeps talking shit like this, every day the last couple of weeks have shown that he is getting weaker and people are noticing.

And the Dem response should be short and to the point: "Insane president Trump just called on us to be killed for calling on patriotic americans to follow the law.  He wants to murder people who refuse to break the law for him.  He's a criminal, and every day, all he does is commit crimes to hurt you and enrich himself."

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I've been saying this for several years now.

Even Epstein figured it out. A builder of a literal pedophile island was like "Trump is the worst person I have ever met"

7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Hey so, like, the President just said Democratic congress members should be killed.

Not an exaggeration, literally his quote.

Even for Trump, this seems like new territory.

He was all in on the hanging of his VP so this isn’t surprising at all. 

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Even Epstein figured it out. A builder of a literal pedophile island was like "Trump is the worst person I have ever met"

Imagine how awful your character must be for literally one of the worst humans around to say "holy shit, even I am disgusted by this guy."  Trump's character is below the level of Jeffrey Child-fucking Epstein.

And MAGA worships the man like a literal god.  

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This motherfucker is the worst human being this country has ever produced, and yes, I'm aware that's saying something.  I mean, the USA produced Bob Stoops.

If you're arguing that Donald Trump is worse than Bob Stoops, I'm just not there yet.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

If you're arguing that Donald Trump is worse than Bob Stoops, I'm just not there yet.

You should be pretty close.  I mean, we literally learned last week that Trump, too, consumes dicks.

And the Dem response should be short and to the point: "Insane president Trump just called on us to be killed for calling on patriotic americans to follow the law.  He wants to murder people who refuse to break the law for him.  He's a criminal, and every day, all he does is commit crimes to hurt you and enrich himself."

At this point I’m about convinced that most Dems are in cahoots with Dotard and the ‘pubs (pretty great band name, sadly).
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You should be pretty close.  I mean, we literally learned last week that Trump, too, consumes dicks.

It is yet undetermined the quantity of bags consumed.  And we know Trump hates Jesus.  But does he also hate puppies?  I have yet to see confirmed evidence of this.  Yes, I know he appointed Kristi Noem, but there's plausible deniability that he had prior knowledge she's a dog killer.

What an incredible superpower for a pathological liar to have 80 million bootlickers that conveniently choose which words to believe or not believe that come out of his mouth. 

None of this gets better without these idiots taking personal accountability. No more fucking excuses. 

 

44 minutes ago, bluto said:

 

 


if I was able to bet on it, I’d put my money on the house doing this as retribution for not amending the Epstein bill. 

I think it's more a general sense of "what the fuck, where's our money?" from House Republicans. 

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If you're arguing that Donald Trump is worse than Bob Stoops, I'm just not there yet.

Have they ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

What an incredible superpower for a pathological liar to have 80 million bootlickers that conveniently choose which words to believe or not believe that come out of his mouth. 
None of this gets better without these idiots taking personal accountability. No more fucking excuses. 
 

From my own personal experience, I could say to them “Did you see Trump threaten members of Congress with murder, because they reminded everyone that they should follow the law?” And I would get “And he’s still better than a democrat!”
14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It is yet undetermined the quantity of bags consumed.  And we know Trump hates Jesus.  But does he also hate puppies?  I have yet to see confirmed evidence of this.  Yes, I know he appointed Kristi Noem, but there's plausible deniability that he had prior knowledge she's a dog killer.

People that don’t hate dogs tend to have them at one time or another.  
 

People that like dogs don’t use them as their analogy to poor treatment.  
 

dogs don’t do anything for him, and what does he think about any entity that does nothing for him?

Open your eyes. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:


From my own personal experience, I could say to them “Did you see Trump threaten members of Congress with murder, because they reminded everyone that they should follow the law?” And I would get “And he’s still better than a democrat!”

More likely you would get “FAKE NEWS!”

 

Oh that’s right. I keep forgetting how the Dems need to tone down their rhetoric.
20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Unless he suspends elections with some form of Sham martial law. What then?
Again, he suspends elections with Martial Law and there's no vote, what are you going to do about it?

I believe the correct term is Marshall law. 

12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

None of this gets better without these idiots taking personal accountability. No more fucking excuses. 

 

That can’t be the requirement for improvement. They will never take personal responsibility. Any solutions must acknowledge this. We’ve got to work around them somehow or engage them still knowing they’re a basket of deplorables.

i think he's trying to get impeached again. it's one of his favorite moves when he's out of moves.

oh well, at least the dow isn't down 3000 points in a week.

So much for those "mortgage fraud" allegations 

14 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

The special elections during Biden’s term went to Democrats, mostly. So, i confess to being more pessimistic than you are.

Well I think with the worst economy since 2008 people are going to flick MAGA out of office like an uninvited bug. I do understand the pessimism, but I think Trump's failure on the economy will doom him and his party. 

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Oh that’s right. I keep forgetting how the Dems need to tone down their rhetoric.

Fucking seriously. Unambiguously calling for the DEATH of his political opponents, but Dem rhetoric is the problem.

Anytime anyone brings that up, the response needs to be a short “fuck you, your president called for me to be put to death, and you’re just fine with it. Fuck off, you piece of shit.”
Stop playing “norms” and shit.

MAGA are such fucking losers 

If this dude dies without at least getting kicked in the head then there is no God

33 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Oh that’s right. I keep forgetting how the Dems need to tone down their rhetoric.

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2 hours ago, berlinerbaer said:

He can’t pull out of the tailspin without an assist from the courts tossing his tariffs aside and working with congress to undo much of the OBBB crap. That’s really the only way the economy improves to get him back up to 42% approval before the midterms.

I really think this dude is cooked.

That SCOTUS decision isn't going to come out until March at the earliest.  By then, it's too late.  It'd take the economy at least six months to even start to recover.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That SCOTUS decision isn't going to come out until March at the earliest.  By then, it's too late.  It'd take the economy at least six months to even start to recover.

After two years opinion on his economy will be baked in, just like it was for Biden. He had a narrow mandate for lowering prices and lit it on fire. He and his movement are toast.

11 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

If this dude dies without at least getting kicked in the head then there is no God

man do I have bad news for you

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

man do I have bad news for you

We can still hope he gets kicked in the head. 

41 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

So much for those "mortgage fraud" allegations 

Well, that's a colossal mistake.  DAG Blanche just hasn't gotten around to shutting that down yet and dismissing the US Attorney.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, that's a colossal mistake.  DAG Blanche just hasn't gotten around to shutting that down yet and dismissing the US Attorney.

Yeah, this is that US Attorney's way of making sure he/she can keep their Christmas travel plans. 

I've said before, the only way this ends other than him keeling over from a Big Mac is for him to issue an illegal order to the military and for the Generals to say no and to detain him for violating his oath of office. He could be all over those fucking Epstein files and nothing would come of it, they've already started justifying fucking 15 year old girls. They'll put that age to whatever it needs to be to say "meh." If he said "invade Chicago and shoot protesters" that might make the Generals finally do something but even that is a low chance in my opinion.

James Boasberg, DC District Judge, continues to doggedly pursue contempt of court against Trump's DOJ for lies told about deporting immigrants subject to an injunction against deportation.

Related:

As pointed out in the replies, lawyers drafting declarations is common.  But good lawyers make damn sure the witness/declarant understands and affirms everything in the declaration.

My favored practice along those lines has been to have the witness write what he wants to say and than transform that into a declaration.

Witness there also looking to the government lawyers for help.

Lulz.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

And the Dem response should be short and to the point: "Insane president Trump just called on us to be killed for calling on patriotic americans to follow the law.  He wants to murder people who refuse to break the law for him.  He's a criminal, and every day, all he does is commit crimes to hurt you and enrich himself."

Can we also point out how fucking rich it is in the wake of all the finger wagging after Charlie Kirk was shot to be calling for Dems to be hanged? 
 

Also, he’s spiraling. I’ve never been more convinced that some awful things are in those Epstein files

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

James Boasberg, DC District Judge, continues to doggedly pursue contempt of court against Trump's DOJ for lies told about deporting immigrants subject to an injunction against deportation.

Related:

As pointed out in the replies, lawyers drafting declarations is common.  But good lawyers make damn sure the witness/declarant understands and affirms everything in the declaration.

My favored practice along those lines has been to have the witness write what he wants to say and than transform that into a declaration.

Witness there also looking to the government lawyers for help.

Lulz.

This is why you don’t piss off a federal judge.

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41 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

MAGA are such fucking losers 

I keep saying this, but the point remains: this is terrorism 

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Most. It says it right there

Karoline Leavitt is absolutely furious about Trump threatening to kill members of Congress..... and what I mean is that she is furious at those members of Congress. She is claiming that they told our military to ignore lawful orders, which is of course just a 100% lie. 

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Well that seems ok.  More to the point, how many swastikas and nooses are making appearances in the Coast Guard that this needed to be addressed?  

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Just now, Red Five said:

Karoline Leavitt is absolutely furious about Trump threatening to kill members of Congress..... and what I mean is that she is furious at those members of Congress. She is claiming that they told our military to ignore lawful orders, which is of course just a 100% lie. 

Quiet, piggy.

16 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I keep saying this, but the point remains: this is terrorism 

100%, add it to the pile 

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