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8 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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I'm certain that this will get just as much coverage/mileage as Jussie Smolliet. I'm just sure of it!

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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I'm really starting to think he's being fed an alternate reality by Miller et al, like when he was on the phone with (iirc) the mayor of Portland and was telling them about all the violence, fires, and apocalyptic scenes he had been seeing from there on tv.

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22 minutes ago, wood said:

I'm really starting to think he's being fed an alternate reality by Miller et al, like when he was on the phone with (iirc) the mayor of Portland and was telling them about all the violence, fires, and apocalyptic scenes he had been seeing from there on tv.

The Rubicon between just lying shamelessly until you eventually believe your own lies and living in a completely alternative reality unable to accept anything counter to what you're being told has definitely been crossed.

A lot of people currently live in that space. A little scarier when it's the most powerful man in the world who should have access to the most information.

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33 minutes ago, wood said:

I'm really starting to think he's being fed an alternate reality by Miller et al, like when he was on the phone with (iirc) the mayor of Portland and was telling them about all the violence, fires, and apocalyptic scenes he had been seeing from there on tv.

No doubt in my mind

Trump absolutely is fed bullshit by his administration and fox. He doesn't know up from down. The San Francisco mayor spoke about it recently on a podcast episode. 

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nsiap ...

Full text:

We are veterans and national security professionals who love this country and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. That oath lasts a lifetime, and we intend to keep it. No threat, intimidation, or call for violence will deter us from that sacred obligation.

What’s most telling is that the President considers it punishable by death for us to restate the law. Our servicemembers should know that we have their backs as they fulfill their oath to the Constitution and obligation to follow only lawful orders. It is not only the right thing to do, but also our duty.

But this isn’t about any one of us. This isn’t about politics. This is about who we are as Americans. Every American must unite and condemn the President’s calls for our murder and political violence. This is a time for moral clarity.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage. We will continue to lead and will not be intimidated. 

Don’t Give Up the Ship!

— Joint Statement from me, Senator Slotkin, and Reps. Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan

15 minutes ago, pacman said:

Trump absolutely is fed bullshit by his administration and fox. He doesn't know up from down. The San Francisco mayor spoke about it recently on a podcast episode. 

Maybe the SF mayor is who I was thinking of above.

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58 minutes ago, wood said:

nsiap ...

Full text:

We are veterans and national security professionals who love this country and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. That oath lasts a lifetime, and we intend to keep it. No threat, intimidation, or call for violence will deter us from that sacred obligation.

What’s most telling is that the President considers it punishable by death for us to restate the law. Our servicemembers should know that we have their backs as they fulfill their oath to the Constitution and obligation to follow only lawful orders. It is not only the right thing to do, but also our duty.

But this isn’t about any one of us. This isn’t about politics. This is about who we are as Americans. Every American must unite and condemn the President’s calls for our murder and political violence. This is a time for moral clarity.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage. We will continue to lead and will not be intimidated. 

Don’t Give Up the Ship!

— Joint Statement from me, Senator Slotkin, and Reps. Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan

I'm proud of my vote for him and the work he does as my senior senator.

4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

I'm proud of my vote for him and the work he does as my senior senator.

Yeah I'm a fan. I hope he runs for Pres some day.

2 hours ago, wood said:

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2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Wood

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3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I'm certain that this will get just as much coverage/mileage as Jussie Smolliet. I'm just sure of it!

She’s not as . . . Uppity?

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1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

I'm proud of my vote for him and the work he does as my senior senator.

Can we trade Chip Roy, Wesley Hunt, Brandon Gill, Ronny Jackson, Beth Van Duyne, Troy Nehls, Roger Williams, Dan Crenshaw, John Cornyn and Ted Cruz for him?   

35 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Can we trade Chip Roy, Wesley Hunt, Brandon Gill, Ronny Jackson, Beth Van Duyne, Troy Nehls, Roger Williams, Dan Crenshaw, John Cornyn and Ted Cruz for him?   

No

40 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

This is bonkers. 

Possibly the most deranged thing to come from this admin, which is saying a lot.

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

CYA 

Or maybe not

why they think this is a good plan that will go over well is beyond me.

26 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Or maybe not

why they think this is a good plan that will go over well is beyond me.

This is an impressive shit show, even for this admin.

4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

This is an impressive shit show, even for this admin.

This is getting worse somehow 

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2 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

This is going to be a massive disaster. If we think the US economy is suffering now, I cant imagine what this kind of unprovoked attack could mean for foreign relations in Europe, Asia, and across the world. 

 Could we end up seeing China, Brazil, and Europe levy heavy sanctions against the US? Cut off trade almost completely? 

I really have no idea what this could do or if it would even be possible for those kind of sanctions to happen. 

 

42 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:


what the fuck

This isnt the 1940s. Venezuelans have access to the internet. 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This is going to be a massive disaster. If we think the US economy is suffering now, I cant imagine what this kind of unprovoked attack could mean for foreign relations in Europe, Asia, and across the world. 

 Could we end up seeing China, Brazil, and Europe levy heavy sanctions against the US? Cut off trade almost completely? 

I really have no idea what this could do or if it would even be possible for those kind of sanctions to happen. 

 

This isnt the 1940s. Venezuelans have access to the internet. 

I don't know if it will go that far, I'd expect whoever in this admin is responsible gets shipped to The Hague.

 

I'm sure the Venezuelans will appreciate the toilet paper

 

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14 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This isnt the 1940s. Venezuelans have access to the internet. 

I chuckled when I read “leaflet drop” and just knowing without any doubt the leaflets would have numerous critical grammatical and spelling errors. In addition to just the lunacy of such an antiquated tactic 

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24 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This isnt the 1940s. Venezuelans have access to the internet. 

OK, but hear me out. What if we send a herald with a really large trumpet?

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We are here to help the Venezuelans because inside every chamo there is an American trying to get out.

It's a hardball world,. We've gotta keep our heads until this woke craze blows over.

16 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

They will be written by ChatGPT

Odds that it’s in English only?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Odds that it’s in English only?

100% from the speak american crowd 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Odds that it’s in English only?

And Farsi. Maybe Pasto. 

"Putin has spent the entire year trying to play President Trump for a fool. If Administration officials are more concerned with appeasing Putin than securing real peace, then the President ought to find new advisors. Rewarding Russian butchery would be disastrous to America’s interests. And a capitulation like Biden’s abandonment of Afghanistan would be catastrophic to a legacy of peace through strength."

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Comparing him to Biden is the chef’s kiss and bound to piss of Trump. 

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Yeah, well fuck you Mitch.  You had your chance to rid us of this shithead permanently and cared too much about your precious majority to do it.  You are forever stained you shitty son of a bitch.

46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Comparing him to Biden is the chef’s kiss and bound to piss of Trump. 

Yeah,  The Turtle absolutely meant to make that comparison. But here’s another thing: saying that Trump is acting like Biden is not meant for you or me, but as a comment meant to hurt Trump‘s relationship with the MAGA base. Maybe….

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2 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

Yeah, well fuck you Mitch.  You had your chance to rid us of this shithead permanently and cared too much about your precious majority to do it.  You are forever stained you shitty son of a bitch.

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3 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

This is getting worse somehow 

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@realgreggym 

4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

😳

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We're sending Russian documents via air drop pamphlets to Venezuela to tell them to bomb Ukraine, but they were delivered to Mexico by mistake.

Gosh, pay attention.

The air drop hit a familiar snag when the administration called Aeropostale to have them do it. 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

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*Inhales*

So there are a number of factions within Trump's circles all desperately competing for attention/resources/miney/prestige etc. They all hate each other and actively work to spite each other because they're looking out for their own interests above anybody else. So, one of those faction is the America First/Putin loving faction led by Witkoff, Muskrat, and Eric Trump. They worked in secret to cut a peace deal with Russia that gives them everything they want. They didn't tell SOS Marco Rubio and the details got leaked, so his initial reaction was to call that the Russian proposal because that "peace deal" is what the Russians want. Surprise, the other factions within the Trump admin working directly on orders by the president sat down with the Russians and came up with that deal. The deal is a total fucking joke that guarantees Russia annexes Ukraine and gets the opportunity to rebuild for a fight with NATO. All of this is a fucking nightmare for the security of not just us, but the entire planet.

Meanwhile, one of the other factions within the admin has talked the president into invading Venezuela for oil, and flagrantly doesn't give a fuck how much this country opposes it because he wants more oil. They have no intention of providing any info to congress about the nature of our military involvement at all and isn't even trying to manufacture consent.

Taking all that in leaves us with the worst foreign policy catastrophe since the end of WW2, the other well covered misadventures had a solid ideological foundation and were sincerely (if not successful) trying to work in the best interests of this country, this shit show is malicious and overtly harmful to the country. Just like the rest of this administration.

 

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9 hours ago, bluto said:

I chuckled when I read “leaflet drop” and just knowing without any doubt the leaflets would have numerous critical grammatical and spelling errors. In addition to just the lunacy of such an antiquated tactic 

La elección fue robbada.

ROBBADA!

Gracias por su atención en este asunto.

Nigeria. 

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump’s administration is promoting efforts to work with Nigeria’s government to counter violence against Christians, signaling a broader strategy since he ordered preparations for possible military action and warned that the United States could go in “guns-a-blazing” to wipe out Islamic militants.

A State Department official said this past week that plans involve much more than just the potential use of military force, describing an expansive approach that includes diplomatic tools, such as potential sanctions, but also assistance programs and intelligence sharing with the Nigerian government.

https://apnews.com/article/nigeria-christians-killings-trump-military-575ef1b843680e0b053afc0fbc472f95

46 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

La elección fue robbada.

ROBBADA!

Gracias por su atención en este asunto.

C

On 11/21/2025 at 2:59 PM, tx ind said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen fuckface smile but he was smiling after the meeting with Mamdani.

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Literally the only other time that I've seen him genuinely smile and laugh was the video of him drooling over women with Epstein.

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The leaflets ending with, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, would be incredible 

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