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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Early stages of him rebranding the party with his name.  It was only a matter of time, as he can’t help himself.  
 

he will also start calling it the Trump ballroom, and eventually claim he has done enough remodeling of the property that it’s the trump White House.  

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Georgia election hoax investigation is a wrap, no consequences. 

Call me old fashioned but in my opinion the bigger problem with Boy Scouts is the diddling.

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Call me old fashioned but in my opinion the bigger problem with Boy Scouts is the diddling.

I assure you, that’s NOT the problem that Epstein Republicans are concerned about.
26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, that’s just a “foreigners, don’t come to the US at all” measure. Might as well start charging a flat $500 tourist visa fee to even fly here.
It’s just utterly psychotic xenophobic shit for the sake of being xenophobic. Why do we hate non-Americans? Because they aren’t Americans, full stop.

complete anecdotal evidence, but while on a recent vacation I was at a national forest during a workday. Based on accents that I heard, I would have to guess that ~50% of the visitors that morning were not Americans. My guess is that we will see the following:

  • Trump will claim this will generate X additional dollars. He will take the estimated annual foreign park visitors and multiply that by $100 or $250.
  • Perhaps declare a possible "F the Foreigners" check to all Americans
  • Never discuss how total park revenue will eventually drop by a large percentage as non-Americans are staying home. Definitely ignored will be the local impact to hotels, restaurants, etc.
Umm... You referring to this? 
Tourist visa fees
  • Visa Integrity Fee: A new $250 fee is being added to the standard application fee, making the total $435 
  • Visa Issuance Fee: Some nationalities may need to pay an additional visa issuance fee after approval. 

Yeah…that shit. And we’ll probably be killing reciprocity fee waivers/reductions for European countries soon as well.
Because we need to create Fortress America, nobody gets in or out.
There’s not an aspect of totalitarian states that we AREN’T aiming to emulate.

Who's the guy trying not to shit his pants standing next to George Washington?

complete anecdotal evidence, but while on a recent vacation I was at a national forest during a workday. Based on accents that I heard, I would have to guess that ~50% of the visitors that morning were not Americans. My guess is that we will see the following:
  • Trump will claim this will generate X additional dollars. He will take the estimated annual foreign park visitors and multiply that by $100 or $250.
  • Perhaps declare a possible "F the Foreigners" check to all Americans
  • Never discuss how total park revenue will eventually drop by a large percentage as non-Americans are staying home. Definitely ignored will be the local impact to hotels, restaurants, etc.

This. We won’t collect that revenue. They’ll just stop coming.
And I recall on our summer trip to the Yosemite valley floor like 10+ years ago, it was full of buses of Chinese tourists. Take those out of the mix, and revenue would go way down.
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I assure you, that’s NOT the problem that Epstein Republicans are concerned about.

To be fair, they’re just not concerned about it right now. Rest assured, they’ll be champions of the exploited again if the winds’ direction changes and they receive different marching orders. You unfairly misrepresent the nuance in child sex trafficking.

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4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

complete anecdotal evidence, but while on a recent vacation I was at a national forest during a workday. Based on accents that I heard, I would have to guess that ~50% of the visitors that morning were not Americans. My guess is that we will see the following:

  • Trump will claim this will generate X additional dollars. He will take the estimated annual foreign park visitors and multiply that by $100 or $250.
  • Perhaps declare a possible "F the Foreigners" check to all Americans
  • Never discuss how total park revenue will eventually drop by a large percentage as non-Americans are staying home. Definitely ignored will be the local impact to hotels, restaurants, etc.

As someone who lived a few years at one of the overnight points for many tour buses, there is an enormous foreign visitor population all season long. Especially Chinese and Korean.  Companies there sell these packages that include the busses with predetermined stops in the park, and lodging, plus the airfare. 
 

no idea if this will kill that or if they will just absorb and pay it, at least for YNP. 

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. We won’t collect that revenue. They’ll just stop coming.
And I recall on our summer trip to the Yosemite valley floor like 10+ years ago, it was full of buses of Chinese tourists. Take those out of the mix, and revenue would go way down.

Of course when park revenue drops and the fed govt is asked to provide more funding to keep the lights on, the MAGA business opportunists will point that it's another reason that national parks should be sold off to private interests who can better manage them. Which also means selling off to more industry interests and give the more scenic areas to billionaires.

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah…that shit. And we’ll probably be killing reciprocity fee waivers/reductions for European countries soon as well.
Because we need to create Fortress America, nobody gets in or out.
There’s not an aspect of totalitarian states that we AREN’T aiming to emulate.

What pisses me off is the countries that are exempt. Well their businesses, and citizens, are better placed to pay this fee. Those that are not, and we do a lot of trade with them, do not. I am talking Latin America (think Brazil/Mexico), Eastern Europe, Muslim countries, etc. Only non-White nations I saw on the exemption list are Japan and South Korea. 

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. We won’t collect that revenue. They’ll just stop coming.
And I recall on our summer trip to the Yosemite valley floor like 10+ years ago, it was full of buses of Chinese tourists. Take those out of the mix, and revenue would go way down.

Yeah, but of course Cleetus will now go. 

 

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As someone who travels internationally on the reg, I'm now concerned about a "fuck the Americans" tax being applied in those places.  I suppose it's a double win for the admin - keep people like me from getting exposed to dangerous outside ideas by making it economically disadvantageous to travel and keeping out them danged furriners.

 

 

32 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Of course when park revenue drops and the fed govt is asked to provide more funding to keep the lights on, the MAGA business opportunists will point that it's another reason that national parks should be sold off to private interests who can better manage them. Which also means selling off to more industry interests and give the more scenic areas to billionaires.

Oh, this is absolutely part of the play.

Every single asset of "we the people" is aimed to be transferred to the private hands of TrumpCo and his cronies.  Every.  Single.  One.

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. We won’t collect that revenue. They’ll just stop coming.
And I recall on our summer trip to the Yosemite valley floor like 10+ years ago, it was full of buses of Chinese tourists. Take those out of the mix, and revenue would go way down.

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I am stunned that Trump has not insisted on removing the Stonewall National Memorial.

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Also, Bleecker Street pizza is more than acceptable 

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

where's the one for coprophilia?

That’s German scouts. 

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Interesting conversation from The Bulwark podcast I just listened to. This is regarding Trump's failing health and at what point the cabinet should consider the 25th Amendment. 

Their conclusion was that they were more likely to "Weekend at Bernie's" the situation rather than replace him, but the REASON was surprising. 

About half of the cabinet cannot stand JD Vance and actually want to position themselves to be the heir apparent to lead the GOP and run for the White House. So they have no interest in elevating the competition to the post in any scenario. They mentioned people like Rubio and I think Noem (might have been someone else) who are in this group.

I think that fear of MAGA is still part of the calculus, but I think a lot of us felt that Trump picked these people because they wouldn't 25th him out of loyalty when in reality they just want to cock block Vance.

What a dysfunctional mess.

44 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Also, Bleecker Street pizza is more than acceptable 

Joe's Pizza

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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“RNC Research”

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$55. To feed 10 people a Thanksgiving dinner. Total.

29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“RNC Research”

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Why do they keep on with this after it's been thoroughly debunked so many times?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do they keep on with this after it's been thoroughly debunked so many times?

Because they have no shame and no one gives a shit? Hell, just say Thanksgiving is now free. No one will care. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do they keep on with this after it's been thoroughly debunked so many times?

Is that a serious non-rhetorical question?

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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Also, Bleecker Street pizza is more than acceptable 

 

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Joe's Pizza

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Is that a serious non-rhetorical question?

Partially.  I just still can't believe some parts of this timeline though.  I'm watching Back to the Future 2 right now and I'm pretty sure that movie has come to life somehow.

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

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37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Joe's Pizza

That was one of several within a minute’s walk that are pretty damn good.  When I went by there was a line so we hit the closest place to his work

28 minutes ago, Chult86 said:

$55. To feed 10 people a Thanksgiving dinner. Total.

I mean, shit, if everyone gets a can of Fancy Feast, it's $9.00.

28 minutes ago, Chult86 said:

$55. To feed 10 people a Thanksgiving dinner. Total.

If you skip the caviar and the truffles, you can do it. Also, whoever started that stupid “we must have gravy” thing needs to be shot.  God’s ketchup is in everyone’s refrigerator and close to free.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

If you skip the caviar and the truffles, you can do it. Also, whoever started that stupid “we must have gravy” thing needs to be shot.  God’s ketchup is in everyone’s refrigerator and close to free.

Is it on the shelf next to the Devil's Miracle Whip?

2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Is it on the shelf next to the Devil's Miracle Whip?

As a youth, I consumed a spam Velveeta and miracle whip sandwich on wonder bread.

And yet, I live

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

“RNC Research”

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Looks to me like the Biden admin had it under control and moving the right direction by last fall. But maybe that was price adjusting solely based on the election result 3 weeks previous as retailers panicked at the thought of dealing with Trump and stopped gauging overnight. 

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

As a youth, I consumed a spam Velveeta and miracle whip sandwich on wonder bread.

And yet, I live

you're so well preserved you might outlive all of us

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

As a youth, I consumed a spam Velveeta and miracle whip sandwich on wonder bread.

And yet, I live

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20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

My car reminds me I have booze in the back seat so fuck this shit.

My booze rides shotgun.  How else am I going to reach over and crack open a cold one on the drive back home?

 

23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

If you skip the caviar and the truffles, you can do it. Also, whoever started that stupid “we must have gravy” thing needs to be shot.  God’s ketchup is in everyone’s refrigerator and close to free.

You put ketchup on oyster dressing?

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

 

You put ketchup on oyster dressing?

No oysters. For $55 you’ll eat the tofu dressing and like it.  Once you put the bread in the toaster before cubing, most people won’t notice the mold color after. 

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trans or Super Trans?

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

Who's the guy trying not to shit his pants standing next to George Washington?

He's not trying.

29 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

As a youth, I consumed a spam Velveeta and miracle whip sandwich on wonder bread.

And yet, I live

 

I'd eat that right now.  Especially if the Spam is fried.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Joe's Pizza

Coincidently enough, I had a Joe's (West Vill location) vs Bleecker Street slice-off on Friday and Joe's won, but Bleecker does have more seating.

just like hedgehog's negative situational awareness of mirrors, the regime's non-USian upcharge on the NPS annual pass was conceived in a dish of sulphur and water

sure, they can upcharge international purchases of the pass, but the pass is for non-commercial vehicles with up to 4 adults and unlimited children under 15

at every park entrance station, when you pull up to the kiosk, you show your pass, and you are waived through

so these dipshits without thinking it through have created a situation where either

- proof of citizenship for all occupants must be presented for park entry, multiplying the delay to enter a park by a factor of 1000,

OR

- non-USians will simply have someone in the US buy the pass for them

fucking imbeciles

that said, the parks have been over-run with visitors since the 08/09 recession and the local economies have become artificially inflated

18 months ago in july of 24 before cheeto took a flamethrower to non-anglos, the line of cars to enter arches national park at 5am was over 1000 deep

everyone recall that pic of everest with 500 people trying to summit at 5am local.....

29 may 2018, horseshoe bend, arizona, just outside of page:

 

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6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

"Great policy is the key!" may be my new #1 funniest dotard quote of all time. 

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