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8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that said, the parks have been over-run with visitors since the 08/09 recession and the local economies have become artificially inflated

18 months ago in july of 24 before cheeto took a flamethrower to non-anglos, the line of cars to enter arches national park at 5am was over 1000 deep

everyone recall that pic of everest with 500 people trying to summit at 5am local.....

29 may 2018, horseshoe bend, arizona, just outside of page:

 

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I may be heading to Arches this Christmas. I’m due for a new annual pass and I’ll be damned if I will ever get one with that piece of shit president on it. They better have alternate designs. 

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Please don't talk about Epstein or high prices tomorrow.

9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that said, the parks have been over-run with visitors since the 08/09 recession and the local economies have become artificially inflated

18 months ago in july of 24 before cheeto took a flamethrower to non-anglos, the line of cars to enter arches national park at 5am was over 1000 deep

everyone recall that pic of everest with 500 people trying to summit at 5am local.....

29 may 2018, horseshoe bend, arizona, just outside of page:

 

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Page still has to be feeling quite a bit of pain from Lake Powell drying up. 

47 was testing fate with those “4-6 months since a DC murder” comments. RIP.

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1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

47 was testing fate with those “4-6 months since a DC murder” comments. RIP.

Which was not a true statement.  29 murders in DC since the end of July.

the president is weighing all options including the use of nuclear weapons to annihilate the antifa intifada in the district of columbia

more on NPS tariffs.....

for commercial vehicles regardless of size, there is a commercial use authorization pass that is purchased in advance for each park the commercial vehicle is going to visit and the fee varies for each park

it's a one-year pass that expires on 31 december

the kicker?

it's priced based on the number of seats in the vehicle and good for unlimited entries with a maximum fee of $300 per vehicle

so i guess the border patrol, ice and the tsa will fight it out for the right to enforce these fee collections at the upcharge parks:

Acadia National Park (Maine)
Bryce Canyon National Park (Utah)
Everglades National Park (Florida)
Glacier National Park (Montana)
Grand Canyon National Park (Arizona)
Grand Teton National Park (Wyoming)
Rocky Mountain National Park (Colorado)
Sequoia & Kings Canyon National Parks (California)
Yellowstone National Park (Idaho, Montana, Wyoming)
Yosemite National Park (California)
Zion National Park (Utah) 

the fact that arches is not on this list is high comedy

The American People are absolutely numb to stories like these.

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Conflicting reports now on whether or not they are actually dead. 

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8 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

The American People are absolutely numb to stories like these.

That’s only when kids die. This was obviously the trans regiment on the orders of Antifa High Command. We need to suspend elections now and drone attack Antifa cells in Portland and San Francisco and Chicago. Round up and question all registered democrats, bizarro McCarthyism. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

sounds like a good enough reason to cancel the special election in tennessee.

5 hours ago, 'stache said:

Call me old fashioned but in my opinion the bigger problem with Boy Scouts is the diddling.

Not the snitching afterwards?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Conflicting reports now on whether or not they are actually dead. 

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2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Coincidently enough, I had a Joe's (West Vill location) vs Bleecker Street slice-off on Friday and Joe's won, but Bleecker does have more seating.

I’m dining at the Noortwyck, and walked by Joe’s again.   Still some people out front.    Maybe I’ll skip dessert and have a slice after dinner at Joe’s.    The great thing about losing 45 pounds is one slice won’t put it all back.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I’m dining at the Noortwyck, and walked by Joe’s again.   Still some people out front.    Maybe I’ll skip dessert and have a slice after dinner at Joe’s.    The great thing about losing 45 pounds is one slice won’t put it all back.

B&W cookie at Pasticceria Rocco is pretty good on your way back to Joe's.

Are there a bunch of foreign tourists just itching to go the Everglades?   

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Are there a bunch of foreign tourists just itching to go the Everglades?   

ICE sure thought so.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

That’s only when kids die. This was obviously the trans regiment on the orders of Antifa High Command. We need to suspend elections now and drone attack Antifa cells in Portland and San Francisco and Chicago. Round up and question all registered democrats, bizarro McCarthyism. 

See, they tried running that in response to Charlie Kirk but the people didn't bite. The media tried very hard to make it happen, but it didn't.

23 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Are there a bunch of foreign tourists just itching to go the Everglades?   

 

21 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

ICE sure thought so.

Probably an end around to do alligator Alcatraz again somehow

27 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Are there a bunch of foreign tourists just itching to go the Everglades?   

Python mania is a thing!

A thousand great pizza joints in NYC and you surlies are arguing about two of them.  I had a slice in Hell's Kitchen a while back, couldn't even tell you the name of the joint, it was about 10 feet wide and 30 feet deep.  Transcendent.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

A thousand great pizza joints in NYC and you surlies are arguing about two of them.  I had a slice in Hell's Kitchen a while back, couldn't even tell you the name of the joint, it was about 10 feet wide and 30 feet deep.  Transcendent.

 

No one has mentioned Lombardi's.  It's not street pizza, but respect should be paid to the first pizzeria in the United States, and still using a coal fired oven in 2025.

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your fat president. He's such a fucking embarrassment

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Please don't talk about Epstein or high prices tomorrow.

I just want to talk about this Mandaly guy who is the new mayor of New York City that Trump just loved.  I had never heard of him until I saw that video and photo of Trump with him. He must have a lot of good ideas for Trump to think so highly of him and to be so happy to be around him.    

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

I just want to talk about this Mandaly guy who is the new mayor of New York City that Trump just loved.  I had never heard of him until I saw that video and photo of Trump with him. He must have a lot of good ideas for Trump to think so highly of him and to be so happy to be around him.    

If you've seen one MAGA Muslim, you've seen 'em all.

Actually, Donald, you're both fat.

Pritzker, however, unlike you, is not a slob.  He actually dresses like a billionaire.

And he doesn't have stupid hair, like you and Kyle's mom.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Actually, Donald, you're both fat.

Pritzker, however, unlike you, is not a slob.  He actually dresses like a billionaire.

Robin Leach would be ashamed of him.  Well for many other reasons as well. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Actually, Donald, you're both fat.

Pritzker, however, unlike you, is not a slob.  He actually dresses like a billionaire.

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That's actually a better look for him than the baggy blue suits and single color, poorly knotted ties.

Sometimes when a fat old man says something like "I'm better looking than Mamdani", he does it with a little wink and nod. And it could be endearing, because everyone knows it's a joke. Trump does not do that. He is being completely serious. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Conflicting reports now on whether or not they are actually dead. 

I wonder what Kash Patel's FBI will write on the bullets this time.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Actually, Donald, you're both fat.

Therein lies the irony.  Wearing a Mellon’s Tall & Fat suit doesn’t fool anyone.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

B&W cookie at Pasticceria Rocco is pretty good on your way back to Joe's.

 

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24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If you've seen one MAGA Muslim, you've seen 'em all.

So you have been to Dearborn, Michigan? 

32 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It’s rage inducing anytime he calls someone fat, dumb or ugly 

Or sleepy or diminished. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or sleepy or diminished. 

Or a traitor

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It really is elevating Kelly’s profile, and Hegseth and Trump can either do the smart thing and let it die down, or play right into the trap of making Kelly look even better than he is.

 

 

 

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Pretty sure Biden had nothing to do with the Reflecting Pool, but sure, let's blame him for the "renovation" that is about to take place.

Are we taking bets on what he is going to transform the Mall into?  Trump Tower DC?  A giant Trump monument?  An AI data center? A new Russian embassy?

 

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7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Pretty sure Biden had nothing to do with the Reflecting Pool, but sure, let's blame him for the "renovation" that is about to take place.

Are we taking bets on what he is going to transform the Mall into?  Trump Tower DC?  A giant Trump monument?  An AI data center? A new Russian embassy?

 

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This motherfucker 

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Pretty sure Biden had nothing to do with the Reflecting Pool, but sure, let's blame him for the "renovation" that is about to take place.
Are we taking bets on what he is going to transform the Mall into?  Trump Tower DC?  A giant Trump monument?  An AI data center? A new Russian embassy?
 
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Line it with Confederate statues, or ...

Fill it in and build the Trump Arch on top, between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial.

Many people are saying the top three presidents are Washington, Lincoln, and Trump. Some experts are putting Trump at the top!

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