Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

6 minutes ago, Woland said:

Many people are saying the top three presidents are Washington, Lincoln, and Trump. Some experts are putting Trump at the top!

The HOTTEST!

  • Replies 39.5k
  • Views 2.3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's actually a better look for him than the baggy blue suits and single color, poorly knotted ties.

It's also almost certainly hiding something, too.

Edited by wood

1 minute ago, wood said:

It's also almost certainly hiding something, too.

He looked vaguely unkempt to me for years before he started wearing diapers and having a catheter bag.

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

IMG_5513.thumb.jpeg.60cee41449eaabf3f36a8c037efa9645.jpeg

41e4e585fa11b6b847b35b756499c863-1.jpg

 

 

  • Author
35 minutes ago, Woland said:

Many people are saying the top three presidents are Washington, Lincoln, and Trump. Some experts are putting Trump at the top!

 

grown manly men, saying this in tears ... 

39 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

41e4e585fa11b6b847b35b756499c863-1.jpg

 

 

pompii-o.thumb.webp.fadc2800a8b2a09a80d43e26aa875d97.webp

2 hours ago, Woland said:

Many people are saying the top three presidents are Washington, Lincoln, and Trump. Some experts are putting Trump at the top!

I've got him #1... Based on dead weight. 

Sure, Taft *may* have weighed more, but I'm willing to bet there was some muscle under the insulation (unlike La Naranja Gorda) 

  • Popular Post

We need to make sure we erase anything he does to our national monuments. Including the ballroom of course. We should leave something of his behind, as a reminder of his hideous record, but any changes he makes to previous monuments should be summarily removed. I’m not kidding. That should be on a democrat’s campaign list once dipshit finally rids us of his useless life. 

3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Sure, Taft *may* have weighed more, but I'm willing to bet there was some muscle under the insulation (unlike La Naranja Gorda) 

Are we talking about The William Howard Taft?

 

On 11/25/2025 at 2:34 PM, Gatorubet said:

 

Unfortunately, MAGA is deeply embedded in scouting right now.  

 

Will Ferrell Elf GIF by filmeditor

When I was a kid we went to several Cub Scout meetings but my parents didn't vibe with it so they put me in Camp Fire, which started accepting boys a few years earlier but was still considered mostly for girls. But I didn't care because there was girls there and we all got to go camping and stuff together. Plus, not getting molested by Alec Baldwin was cool.

7 hours ago, NWBuck said:

I've got him #1... Based on dead weight. 

Sure, Taft *may* have weighed more, but I'm willing to bet there was some muscle under the insulation (unlike La Naranja Gorda) 

Almost certainly. Taft was famously strong. He was the heavyweight wrestling champion of Yale and nimble enough for his size to play second base. 

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

1604127981-1581235214-donald-trump-orange-face.thumb.webp.205fd94591b6a4e9fd383f9b8c1d2996.webp

He really is shattering barriers.  Our first lesbian president.

  • Popular Post
16 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

He really is shattering barriers.  Our first lesbian president.

Do not insult lesbians like that.

 
 

I would be the most thankful person ever, at levels that have never been seen, with tears in my eyes, if someone came up to me today and said “sir, he’s dead.”

I am reminded constantly of Raylan Givens' "If you meet an asshole."

 

Donald J. Trump is calling someone else "ugly, inside and out".  #alanis

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Let’s make calling him Piggy a thing. Talk about your all time backfires. 

  • Popular Post

4b72a8a8b5a6062b848853e8f3766893.jpg

  • Popular Post
3 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

He is insane.

That one might not be real…

  • Popular Post

He's still insane.

  • Popular Post

not just insane

add deranged, evil and spiraling

if the republican senators do not stop him from destroying the architecture of dc, they will take it to their fucking graves

/herb brooks

6 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

He's still insane.

He’s crazy Donnie, owner of crazy Donnie’s grocery where prices are so low they should be illegal!

I heard prices are so low, we are now being paid to eat Thanksgiving dinner. Lots of people are saying that. Big strong men with tears, being paid to eat turkey. Thank you president dotard.

That one might not be real…

The fact that there’s an equal chance it’s real or fake says a lot about American Democracy at the moment.
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

9.5 out of 10, he almost got every one of the greatest hits except he left out Biden and didn’t end it with “thank you for your attention to this matter”.

Makes you hope you escape with something simple, like Greaser "Fat Andy" Bob, or Greaser "Two Times" Bob.

70c02612d42bc3df60e6245e2a8cc92d.gif

IMG_8268.jpeg.1f87ab4e1a9686c57ccfdf342979e2a0.jpeg

I feel pretty short of change already thanks to ever rising grocery prices. Thanks, Dotard

21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We gonna do what now?

 

I think these birds are doing 1920s gangster movie slang now, see?

14 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

IMG_8268.jpeg.1f87ab4e1a9686c57ccfdf342979e2a0.jpeg

I feel pretty short of change already thanks to ever rising grocery prices. Thanks, Dotard

People obsess over a penny costing 3 cents, while completely overlooking that Gen Z have been born without thumbs.

46 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We gonna do what now?

 

 

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This motherfucker has no idea the difference between a noun and a proper noun.   Now I really hate him.

Doc.gif.cf4e2b40cb3282e63ace7a7d6ea38b8f.gif

 

 

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We gonna do what now?

 

giphy(14).gif.d4475ad7c451ecab60061872a954c0a8.gif

10 minutes ago, mchookem said:

giphy(14).gif.d4475ad7c451ecab60061872a954c0a8.gif

People are making fun of him, and when people make fun of Trump’s choices, he thinks they are making fun of him (they are) so Kash is out within a few months. Not sure who Trump will replace him with.  Maybe add to Duffy’s duties.

Bongino will be acting director for the foreseeable future 

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We gonna do what now?

 

I have no idea what he's trying to say, but don't they have the dude in custody already, in the hospital? 

  • Popular Post

78505cdfb0f18c13a9a20f042890602b.jpg

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We gonna do what now?

 

and the finding will be, they were responsible. Dotard negotiated withdrawal from Afghanistan and his administration granted the killer asylum. In keeping with their sociopathic personalities, they will not accept responsibility.

fucking arabs, amirite?

image.thumb.png.b83503e48eac65f389365253ed091134.png

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.