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I finally watched One Battle After Another this weekend. Despite knowing better, a couple of times during the movie I had a kneejerk "lazy author, there's no subtlety or nuance to Sean Penn's character and there's obviously nobody like that in real life" response when Sean Penn was on screen. So thank you for this, somehow we all still periodically need a reminder that these people are worse and dumber than anyone could possibly imagine. 

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And think of that movie as a Kubrick movie like Dr Strangelove. It was not meant to be subtle.
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Alina's case to stay as the NJ US Attorney has been rejected by an appeals court. Now it will be up to the Supreme Court to allow her to stay or every case that she touched or authorized is at risk.

Make fun of Valhalla Patel all you want but I remember learning of a saga about how Erik the Red after braving the north Atlantic in little more than a raft, would not step foot on Greenland until his tunic was just how he wanted it.  So there you go.

 

Only surprising thing about the kash story is that he didn’t demand an “FBI Director” jacket on day 1. 

Everyone in the GOP is refusing to comment on the Honduran president pardon (has it actually happened?) They all recognize how preposterous it is that we're killing smugglers but willing to free someone from the top of the drug orgs.

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm wavering on whether his "I don't know anything about it" and "I don't know who you're talking about" responses are flat-out lies or honest answers that are the product of his cognitive health.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I'm wavering on whether his "I don't know anything about it" and "I don't know who you're talking about" responses are flat-out lies or honest answers that are the product of his cognitive health.

He is, and always has been a blatant liar. He now shows signs of cognitive declined. But, watching the video those quotes are a little misleading and lack context. His answers are bullshit, but he does provide actual answers.  

19 hours ago, Derka said:

lmao

 

Stage 5 clinger

15 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Yeah I really don't get it. I hated the duck lips on Facebook like 10 years ago. Now everyone has gross lip filler

 

16 hours ago, G650 said:

This is like the most bizarre part. They make themselves absolute freak shows.

I happened across this point of view which made me have a little more empathy for women who massacre their faces in pursuit of slowing down time and aging. I've read that women do indeed become invisible to a patriarchal society after a certain age and look (and it's even more pronounced in arenas like Hollywood where a lot of middle aged women have recently spoken up and gave visibility to the issue). Anyways, read and see if you agree:

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“I liked my younger face. We had a good life together. That face is dead now,” Sarah Miller writes. “At times, my grief about this loss is as overpowering as anything I’ve felt over a death or a lost relationship. There is the invisibility that middle-aged women speak of, but the moments of visibility aren’t that great, either.”

“The worst, though, are those moments when I kind of forget that my face doesn’t look the way it used to, and I see myself in a mirror by accident, or in a photo, and I think, That can’t really be me,” she continues. “I am supposed to endure all this with dignity, silence, and maturity, and yet, as you age, especially if you’re suddenly single, or even if you’re not, you realize the best way to get the sort of attention and support that would help you face aging with grace and maturity involves remaining youthfully alluring. Botox is a reasonable tool in a world where a lot of things we do not want to be true are true anyway.” Miller reflects on aging and getting injectables:

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/desperate-for-botox

On 11/28/2025 at 10:23 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

he's gone full aggy

And they love him.

On 11/28/2025 at 12:56 PM, Pancho said:

Oh wow

 

 

Would you use a SEAL team for that? Is ordering planes to strafe and bomb the waters around the wreckage too overt?

I'm reminded of Secretary Manly Man Push-ups saying F A F O to the flag officers. Bad ass!

 

On 11/28/2025 at 3:34 PM, Zonahorn said:


 

See below

On 11/28/2025 at 6:45 PM, Serak The Preparer said:

Fuck that guy. "All of Trump's actions and shittinies to others are totally fine, but saying something to the one marginalized group that is close to me is just too much!" Spare me your indignity

 

 

On 11/29/2025 at 10:07 AM, Red Five said:

Those boats have captains, right? Are they chartered? What if one of those two survivors in the water was just a dude who owned a boat and had no clue who was on board? 

AP talked to the locals in Venezuela who said the guys knew they were carrying drugs, but they're just local fishermen and charters. They're not terrorists.

 

54 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'm wavering on whether his "I don't know anything about it" and "I don't know who you're talking about" responses are flat-out lies or honest answers that are the product of his cognitive health.

Man, camera, suitcase of cash, pardon, woman.

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2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

And his streak of favors for crooked billionaires who utterly fucked other people continues unabated.

Pardon billionaires, solicit and take "contributions" from same, and buy their loyalty and service?  That's textbook criminal oligarchy shit.  Putin is flattered by the imitation.

47 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And they love him.

Would you use a SEAL team for that? Is ordering planes to strafe and bomb the waters around the wreckage too overt?

I'm reminded of Secretary Manly Man Push-ups saying F A F O to the flag officers. Bad ass!

 

See below

 

 

AP talked to the locals in Venezuela who said the guys knew they were carrying drugs, but they're just local fishermen and charters. They're not terrorists.

 

Man, camera, suitcase of cash, pardon, woman.

Use of any SEAL team to drone strike rafts seems very unlikely, except maybe using a laser designator for targets, but I don't think that's necessary.

I tend to think it's actually CIA paramilitaries doing these.  Keeps things out of the military chain of command, and I think the CIA can be easily manipulated into doing unlawful shit, if they're not flat inclined to do it.

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Guarantee that Kash has googled, "How to stand like a man."

or "how to stand like a human"

10 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

I don’t think Trump realizes that isn’t the dig he thinks it is 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think the CIA can be easily manipulated into doing unlawful shit, if they're not flat inclined to do it.

Sounds like a clear and present danger

39 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Donny on a mobile?

24 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Imagine voting for this shit.

multiple times, even

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23 hours ago, Derka said:

lmao

 

 

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Stage 5 clinger


To be fair though, she’s probably giving him an OTPHJ while leaning in to talk with the fascist. 

You know, I miss those days when you could vibe with some crazy chick at the bar / club and she’d be pulling on your crank while you also were liberally and drunkenly coping a feel.

…..I wish there was a way to know you're in 'the good old days', before you've actually left them.

you don’t get that in your 40’s…..

Even if you’d try to partake it would be more like 

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On 11/30/2025 at 12:38 PM, Zonahorn said:

 

Let me guess, he's 1/4 Cherokee? 

2 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

Let me guess, he's 1/4 Cherokee? 

1/128th.

But only because one of his ancestors was super-rapey of the locals.  A fact about which he is quite proud.

20 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 


To be fair though, she’s probably giving him an OTPHJ while leaning in to talk with the fascist. 

You know, I miss those days when you could vibe with some crazy chick at the bar / club and she’d be pulling on your crank while you also were liberally and drunkenly coping a feel.

…..I wish there was a way to know you're in 'the good old days', before you've actually left them.

you don’t get that in your 40’s…..

Even if you’d try to partake it would be more like 

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Am I supposed to know who the Hitler Youth guy is?

Trumps “MRI Results” letter is fucking hilarious and completely made up. Holy shit. Ive read thousands of MRI results/reports and this shit screams of someone covering their ass while asked to by the govt to lie

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Trumps “MRI Results” letter is fucking hilarious and completely made up. Holy shit. Ive read thousands of MRI results/reports and this shit screams of someone covering their ass while asked to by the govt to lie

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Note that it omits cranial imaging.

The results there would be "his head is full of fuck."

 

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is that one of those things from the old quiznos commercials?

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is that one of those things from the old quiznos commercials?

If I could photo shop I’d put the pirate hat and guitar on him

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

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Note that it omits cranial imaging.

The results there would be "his head is full of fuck."

 

Doctor wouldn't lie about his stroke.  You can take one look at the guy and tell he's on the downhill slope if you've watched your elderly grandparents decline and die.

6 minutes ago, bluto said:

A gotdam marshmallow with teeth signed that 

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Strange that they could find someone that could be as big a hack as Ronny Jackson.

 

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I for one trust what a Juilliard-trained physician has to say about the health of our President.

1 hour ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Imagine voting for this shit.

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38 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

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Note that it omits cranial imaging.

The results there would be "his head is full of fuck."

 

Could they not find an M.D. to sign off on this?

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Could they not find an M.D. to sign off on this?

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5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Could they not find an M.D. to sign off on this?

Dr. Riviera was available, but Trump didn't trust a dirty spic.

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24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Not seeing a problem here. Pretty much everyone* should have one by now. Texas has been using them since 2016

 

 

*except sovereign citizens of course

On 11/27/2025 at 7:28 PM, wood said:

Where do I sign up to help in the restorations?

Day freaking one during the swearing in the wrecking ball needs to be doing work on destroying that monstrosity. Bulldoze it and drop off the remnants at MAL from an airplane.

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Not seeing a problem here. Pretty much everyone* should have one by now. Texas has been using them since 2016

 

 

*except sovereign citizens of course

Passports count, correct?

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Day freaking one during the swearing in the wrecking ball needs to be doing work on destroying that monstrosity. Bulldoze it and drop off the remnants at MAL from an airplane.

can't tear down what won't ever be built

1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

Passports count, correct?

Yes. Took my wife (no pics) almost a year to get her DL renewed thanks to Abbott’s fuckery with DMV staffing so she had been using her passport when flying. Expired DLs usually work but apparently a TSA agent having a bad day might fuck with you on it  

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Not seeing a problem here. Pretty much everyone* should have one by now. Texas has been using them since 2016

 

 

*except sovereign citizens of course

"A CBS News data analysis conducted from April 7-18 found that at least 17 states are less than 50% compliant with the law, which goes into effect May 7. "

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