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Saw Satan Jews at Emo’s back in the day. It was an uncomfortable show, mostly because it was hot and super loud. And a little bit because of the implied anti-semitism. But again, it was REALLY loud.

I’m Team Silver Jews
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9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’m Team Silver Jews

Silver Serpents were a much better band, but they went downhill for a good decade before merging with the Silver Jews to become the Jewish Serpents. Being that they are a prog-rock band based out of St. Paul, they are frequently confused with the Jewish Servants, the prog-rock band from Minneapolis.

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Silver Serpents were...

More of a Blue Barracudas man myself.

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8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What’s next, a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?

 


How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a 
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten 
Spot in the Caribbean by Providence, impoverished in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

24 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

More of a Blue Barracudas man myself.

Silver Snakes all the way. 

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1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Jeffries is such a little bitch. The GQP would have already filed articles of impeachment 

Have another cheeseburger while you're up in the middle of the night rage posting Mr. President.  Sleep is bad for your health.

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Out of all the terrible things about this administration, one of the most appalling are the sycophants who litter it. Unqualified in pretty much every metric.

I thought this summed it up nicely.

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5 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Bad numbers not allowed.

Wulaw Horn and the real estate gang are very concerned about (obviously!!!) FAKE numbers that would harm the economy

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Have another cheeseburger while you're up in the middle of the night rage posting Mr. President.  Sleep is bad for your health.

I doubt it was dotard doing all the posting. I'd put money on this guy being behind it:

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24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I doubt it was dotard doing all the posting. I'd put money on this guy being behind it:

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That would be an Odd Job for someone to have.

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hmm ...

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catching up on this thread over the last few pages reminded me that in my haze of euphoria leaving the game Friday I overheard one student call another a "fucking kike" and it gave me a sad and brought me back down a bit. crazy thing was the person it was directed at didn't even flinch and the poo-flinger ran off like a nancy. in the before times that person would have gotten a face full of knuckles, at the very least. make racists afraid again indeed.

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i think they're enhanced enough

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i think they're enhanced enough

I believe they are real. And spectacular. 

49 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Wulaw Horn and the real estate gang are very concerned about (obviously!!!) FAKE numbers that would harm the economy

As the old saying goes “full transparency for thee not me”

8 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Mans out here trying to be the next Rick Ankiel.

PTSD engaged. That shitshow in the NLCS was a nightmare. Almost as bad as Simms cratering in the Big XII title game the next year. 

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I believe they are real. And spectacular. 

And they’re mic’d up, so what are they asking?

23 minutes ago, bluto said:

Irony(?) is dead

 

Isn't that what a Ponzi scheme is???

10 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Mans out here trying to be the next Rick Ankiel. Rep to “journo”.

In fairness, the swag totally helps him pick up 16 year old chicks, so cut him some slack.

5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Isn't that what a Ponzi scheme is???

Take a sec to understand a few more facts… doj/fbi raided in 2019, jury verdict, trump appointed judge sentenced, same judge denied appeal, company exec pled guilty and flipped. 

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Silver Serpents were a much better band, but they went downhill for a good decade before merging with the Silver Jews to become the Jewish Serpents. Being that they are a prog-rock band based out of St. Paul, they are frequently confused with the Jewish Servants, the prog-rock band from Minneapolis.

BOB MOULD - The Flying Monkey

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4 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

obligatory

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4 hours ago, BingoDinoDNA said:

Silver Snakes all the way. 

That's close enough to Silver Spring. LFG!!!

 

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Hint for the reader: if you are over the age of 50 and someone asks you "would you like to take a cognitive test?", it is NOT because they think you are a very stable genius.  If anyone asks you that, you should be very worried.

17 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

They gonna pay me to take drugs!???!

Where do I sign up?

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hint for the reader: if you are over the age of 50 and someone asks you "would you like to take a cognitive test?", it is NOT because they think you are a very stable genius.  If anyone asks you that, you should be very worried.

Weird. My wife asks me that all the time.

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Hearing him slur all over his mouth full of bullshit at 1:32 was worth the wait. Yeah ok grandpa. You're just the smartest big man to ever walk around these parts big guy, those doctors just proved it giving you an IQ test, go tell everyone. 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Holey Shit - it's the Truman show in reverse. Everyone is watching the people who watch Trump

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