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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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mouth droop 

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

 

I mean...holy shit. 

 

17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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46 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

I wouldn't be surprised if he woke up, forgot what year it was, and referred to him as Little Marco.

I think Micheal Dell expected a bit more love for giving 6.2 billion dollars for Trump bucks.

3 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Dumbass has never heard of this invention called a media converter.  Voila!  Fiber to copper.

41 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I mean...holy shit. 

 

I love that they are going around systematically alienating everyone they can.  Keep that up.  

45 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I mean...holy shit. 

 

Lawsuit incoming. Need to get the performing rights orgs in on this too. That’s some pretty decent clout. 

It amazes me that they can all speak clearly with his dick is their mouth.

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21 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Is one of these dipshits ever going to follow up with “isn’t it your job to know the details on things like this?”

1 minute ago, VABuckeye said:

It amazes me that they can all speak clearly with his dick is their mouth.

These meetings are what keeps Trump alive. The narcissistic supply recharges his life battery. 

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Is one of these dipshits ever going to follow up with “isn’t it your job to know the details on things like this?”

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8 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

It amazes me that they can all speak clearly with his dick is their mouth.

Well, it’s a really tiny dick.

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is one of these dipshits ever going to follow up with “isn’t it your job to know the details on things like this?”

And lose their precious access? Nah

Newsome needs to record one of these dick sucking sessions. Not that it would change anything because the voters in this country are beyond any semblance of salvation but because it would make me lol.

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36 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I think Micheal Dell expected a bit more love for giving 6.2 billion dollars for Trump bucks.

When I saw this photo

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This is all I could think of.

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11 minutes ago, austingirl said:

When I saw this photo

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This is all I could think of.

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It's fascinating that their rebuttal to "you can refuse legal orders" is "Donald Trump has never given an illegal order".  OK, so all good?

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:
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Yeah, my wife sent me that pic and said, “They have billions and can’t afford better plastic surgery than that!?!?!?!”

(I love my wife.)

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I heard he posted 150 times in an hour, so I went to Truth Social and saw this:

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Another day, another example of rampant hypocrisy. 

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2 hours ago, Covri said:

"Independent journalist"

 

 

But also on Info Wars

 

ima hire that monster from Flesh Gordon to rip that top off so I can get a good luck at what appears to be a glorious pair of sucks...

Follow up question, sir: What the actual fuck are you talking about?

52 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lawsuit incoming. Need to get the performing rights orgs in on this too. That’s some pretty decent clout. 

I suspect those organizations are more akin to oligarchy/sycophantic types who have kowtow to Il Douche.

Another day, another example of rampant hypocrisy. 
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2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I suspect those organizations are more akin to oligarchy/sycophantic types who have kowtow to Il Douche.

That would be surprising, in that they stand up for artist’s rights. But neither here nor there, as I’m sure nothing will come of this. 

2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

It's not his fault he's falling asleep.  Look how low the lighting is!

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That would be surprising, in that they stand up for artist’s rights. But neither here nor there, as I’m sure nothing will come of this. 

ASCAP and BMI will happily accept licensing fees from the White House if the artists haven't specifically opted out of allowing use of their music (I think on a song by song basis but am far from an expert in this area) in advance.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lawsuit incoming. Need to get the performing rights orgs in on this too. That’s some pretty decent clout. 

It's outside my usual area of practice, but I've been following these issues.  The performing rights orgs (ASCAP, BMI, etc.) have licenses for nearly every conceivable scenario.

One exception is political advertising and campaigns.  For those, you have to go straight to the holders, usually the musicians.  I suppose because of the political aspect that the orgs don't want to undertake (or artists don't want to let them).  Correction, as DDD notes, PROs will provide licenses for political things, if the artist hasn't opted out.  Many have.

Also, to use with a video, you need a "synchronization license," which PROs don't provide.

Trumpco has lost several of these.

One pain in the ass, though, is when an actual administration does it, that is, the government, the infringement is reclassified a 5th Amendment taking and the suit/claim has to proceed In the Court of Federal Claims.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm pretty sure her "fluffly pieces" are EXACTLY what got her access to the Pentagon press room.

Experience tells me that there are no fluff pieces at all.

She waxes.

3 hours ago, Covri said:

"Independent journalist"

 

 

But also on Info Wars

 

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5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hmm ...

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THEY’RE SO FLUFFY!! 
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18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

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Trump is an energy vampire.  It all makes sense now.  

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47 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

One pain in the ass, though, is when an actual administration does it, that is, the government, the infringement is reclassified a 5th Amendment taking and the suit/claim has to proceed In the Court of Federal Claims.

Interestingly enough, I am literally reading case law on Federal Claims takings issues, including when the underlying act is not authorized by Congress.  This is different, as it's a question of executive (not Congressional) authority, but there are dual tracks here: one might be able to enjoin the unauthorized act as a whole, in addition to bringing a takings claim.  And even on the takings angle, there's an interesting question of what was taken?  Was it the opportunity to license the song, which probably isn't worth much?  Or, is it a diminution of value claim (by playing my song over some nazi shit, you harmed its marketability in the following amount)?  Frankly, I'd love to see one of these artists take on this fucking administration and get as broad an injunction as they can.

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump is an energy vampire.  It all makes sense now.  

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Think about what happens to Colin Robinson during that series. Do you want to deal with all that?

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Is one of these dipshits ever going to follow up with “isn’t it your job to know the details on things like this?”

I'd prefer: "You aren't very bright, are you?" as a follow up.

Awww widdle guy wanted his widdle jacket just right.

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's outside my usual area of practice, but I've been following these issues.  The performing rights orgs (ASCAP, BMI, etc.) have licenses for nearly every conceivable scenario.

One exception is political advertising and campaigns.  For those, you have to go straight to the holders, usually the musicians.  I suppose because of the political aspect that the orgs don't want to undertake (or artists don't want to let them).  Correction, as DDD notes, PROs will provide licenses for political things, if the artist hasn't opted out.  Many have.

Also, to use with a video, you need a "synchronization license," which PROs don't provide.

Trumpco has lost several of these.

One pain in the ass, though, is when an actual administration does it, that is, the government, the infringement is reclassified a 5th Amendment taking and the suit/claim has to proceed In the Court of Federal Claims.

Right. I guess the point I don’t have a problem with is the PROs taking money from any source to satisfy the fees the artists are owed. Doesn’t mean ASCAP, BMI, or Sesac are pro-dotard. 

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Also, sync licenses are granted by the publishers, as you noted

I know we can depend on her to ask the hard hitting questions..

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11 minutes ago, BingoDinoDNA said:

Who else can wear a sleeping bag to the Met Gala?

You need the extra space in case you happen to be seated next to Boebert. 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

They what

 

What?  Was he trying to express a coherent thought?

4 hours ago, Covri said:

"Independent journalist"

 

 

But also on Info Wars

 

anyone else get random tweets instead of tits mcgee in this message and each of the quotes of it until the next page? some weird shit happening with embeds.

 

also

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It’s just biological science. We are dumbasses that are easily swayed by big titties. 

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

They what

 

does he think Kamala is running again? 😐

 

42 minutes ago, pacman said:

I know we can depend on her to ask the hard hitting questions..

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