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4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

the fucking thing is going to be bigger than the actual Whitehouse! 😝

You're only *NOW* figuring this out?

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5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

the fucking thing is going to be bigger than the actual Whitehouse! 😝

He's enamored with palaces and grand buildings.   You know, compensating for other shortcomings.  

6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

the fucking thing is going to be bigger than the actual Whitehouse! 😝

Nearly twice the size of the White House.  Fucking idiots.

They have no problem spending god knows how much of our money unnecessarily but can't provide needed assistance for the American people in need.

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10 minutes ago, mchookem said:

the fucking thing is going to be bigger than the actual Whitehouse! 😝

it'll be visible from space 

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24 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Whole thing looks like asshole, but wow, those stairs in the middle of the collonade are laughable. 

 

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Where will the rally grounds go?

16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

He's enamored with palaces and grand buildings.   You know, compensating for other mushroomings.  

...as we have been told.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Where does he write anymore?

I stood next to him at DCA a couple of months ago.  He's old as fuck. 

The Arc D' Trump he wants to do is in a traffic circle just across the Potomac from the Lincoln Memorial at the end of the Memorial Bridge. 

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In all fairness, the Obama Administration briefly considered an Arc over Independence Avenue for Eisenhower, instead of the hideous Frank Geary design they settled on, but it was tasteful and appropriate.  I'm sure Trump is going to build some giant fucking eyesore, which btw, is one of the entrances to Arlington National Cemetary. 

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16 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I'm sure Trump is going to build some giant fucking eyesore, which btw, is one of the entrances to Arlington National Cemetary. 

:rage:

I don't want to have to go through / around anything to do with that whenever I go to visit my Dad's headstone or maybe put a wreath there.

I just wish someone would poison this fat fuck already.  Come on, NSA.

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I just wish someone would poison this fat fuck already.  Come on, NSA.

SCoTUS gave Biden unfettered ability to do just that...

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Opportunity missed, I guess.

8 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

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I don't want to have to go through / around anything to do with that whenever I go to visit my Dad's headstone or maybe put a wreath there.

You think you hate it now, wait until TPC Trump national golf club and cemetery opens in 2028. 

1 minute ago, ROFL BOX said:

SCoTUS gave Biden unfettered ability to do just that...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

 

Opportunity missed, I guess.

That pussy Garland probably convinced Joe not to do it. 

I wonder how much that asshole reflects on his culpability for the current state of affairs. 

holy shit...i just figured it out. 

the disembodied spirit of Caligula has chosen Trump to inhabit, primarily because the personality defects line up perfectly.

21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I just wish someone would poison this fat fuck already.  Come on, NSA.

Signals poison?

23 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

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I don't want to have to go through / around anything to do with that whenever I go to visit my Dad's headstone or maybe put a wreath there.

In theory, it shouldn't fuck anything up if they just put up a rando arc in the middle of the traffic circle. People will just drive around it as they do now. 

 

But knowing that asshole, he'll pave over part of the Arlington National Cemetary and put in a traffic lights and a special moving walkway so people can go see it. 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Contractors and architects have a love-hate relationship.

In this case, I hope the architect drops dead.

And the contractor that is building the damn thing? I hope we are banned from working on anything Federal for the next 20 years until the stench goes away.

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think I knew that.  He's been pretty quiet though.

Has it been 5 years? George Will wrote another reasonable article 

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Virgin computer??  I may not know where AI is going, but one thing I am sure of is once AI is advanced enough to be our messiah, there will be an option to stick your dick into it.

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1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Should definitely require senate consent at a minimum. Founders definitely didn't think this one all the way through. 

Founders expected any president using it for mafia, gangster bribery shit would be immediately impeached and removed by the congress. Or else the people would obviously vote out such corrupt leaders. 

The founders didnt see an instantaneous global network communication system so vast and powerful that the country could be turned into a hive mind programmed to worship the corrupt, incompetent president as a god-king. 

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Founders expected any president using it for mafia, gangster bribery shit would be immediately impeached and removed by the congress. Or else the people would obviously vote out such corrupt leaders. 

The founders didnt see an instantaneous global network communication system so vast and powerful that the country could be turned into a hive mind programmed to worship the corrupt, incompetence  president as a god-king. 

This.

The founders built in a fail-safe: impeachment.  They just couldn't imagine that the failsafe would fail so miserably.  Nobody asked the question of "okay....but hear me out....what if the Senate is made up of craven, corrupt cowards who are actually aligned with the criminal who get elected president?"  

This disaster is like any and all failure analyses, in that it goes back to the beginning and nobody asking the crucial "okay...but what if...?"

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Just now, Hermanator said:

Founders expected any president using it for mafia, gangster bribery shit would be immediately impeached and removed by the congress. Or else the people would obviously vote out such corrupt leaders. 

The founders didnt see an instantaneous global network communication system so vast and powerful that the country could be turned into a hive mind programmed to worship the corrupt, incompetence  president as a god-king. 

 

the legislative, and judicial branches of government have failed this nation. treason should be dealt with quickly. 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the legislative, and judicial branches of government have failed this nation. treason should be dealt with quickly. 

I'd argue the Judicial has been doing the yeoman's work of keeping it together.  But SCOTUS on its own has scuttled a lot of that.  

The Legislative is the real failure here.  At least the failing Roman Senate had their Ides of March moment in the face of tyranny.  We just have craven old men.  

The failsafe for a corrupt congress was the people voting them out. There was no way to conceive of the power of the internet before the 1990s. Just a glaring example of how the antiquated US constitution isnt equipped to handle modern life. It needs to be overhauled and adapted. 

We're seeing this globally. The UK is destroying itself in much the same fashion we are. Many European countries are seeing a rise in extremism their governments are struggling to handle. 

Globally the systems we've cultivated over centuries became obsolete in less than a decade and now are buckling under the weight of an uncontrolled global propaganda system. That's how the relative global peace of the 90s and 2000s turned into this global nightmare in less than 2 decades. 

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1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

The failsafe for a corrupt congress was the people voting them out. There was no way to conceive of the power of the internet before the 1990s. Just a glaring example of how the antiquated US constitution isnt equipped to handle modern life. It needs to be overhauled and adapted. 

We're seeing this globally. The UK is destroying itself in much the same fashion we are. Many European countries are seeing a rise in extremism their governments are struggling to handle. 

Globally the systems we've cultivated over centuries became obsolete in less than a decade and now are buckling under the weight of an uncontrolled global propaganda system. That's how the relative global peace of the 90s and 2000s turned into this global nightmare in less than 2 decades. 

Man, the 90s were great weren't they?

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But knowing that asshole, he'll pave over part of the Arlington National Cemetary and put in a toll booth that only accepts TrumpCoin crypto.
 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

the fucking thing is going to be bigger than the actual Whitehouse! 😝

Wait until he tears down the actual White House

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3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

 

The Legislative is the real failure here.  At least the failing Roman Senate had their Ides of March moment in the face of tyranny.  We just have craven old men.  

What trump has done to the republican congress is eerily similar to what Caligula did to the Roman Senate after his extended illness led his Praetorian Guard Prefect Macro to convince Caligula's heir Gemellus to prepare to ascend to the throne on Caligula's impending death. 

Once he recovered he humiliated the senate every chance he got, and they just ate it out of fear of execution. Of course the republicans of today are far greater cowards than the Roman senate, but trump has humiliated and emasculated them every chance he gets. They just eat it and smile. Even now when trump is at his weakest and can easily be taken down they refuse to put the knife in his back out of fear of losing their status and congressional seats. 

We are witnessing men and women who rank among the biggest cowards in all of recorded human history. 

18 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Founders expected any president using it for mafia, gangster bribery shit would be immediately impeached and removed by the congress. Or else the people would obviously vote out such corrupt leaders. 

The founders didnt see an instantaneous global network communication system so vast and powerful that the country could be turned into a hive mind programmed to worship the corrupt, incompetent president as a god-king. 

And that the congress would be so starved for votes to go right along with it.

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

We're seeing this globally. The UK is destroying itself in much the same fashion we are. Many European countries are seeing a rise in extremism their governments are struggling to handle. 

I'm glad that the media has finally started telling this story because it helps organize the finger pointing a little better.  Under regulated social media is a pox on humanity and failing to make shareholders responsible for the messages they carry an obvious policy solution for anyone not already in their financial thrall.  

That's one solution--the other is that governments failing to deliver real improvement are going to ping-pong between sides as voters make every election a change election.  

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What trump has done to the republican congress is eerily similar to what Caligula did to the Roman Senate after his extended illness led his Praetorian Guard Prefect Macro to convince Caligula's heir Gemellus to prepare to ascend to the throne on Caligula's impending death. 

Once he recovered he humiliated the senate every chance he got, and they just ate it out of fear of execution. Of course the republicans of today are far greater cowards than the Roman senate, but trump has humiliated and emasculated them every chance he gets. They just eat it and smile. Even now when trump is at his weakest and can easily be taken down they refuse to put the knife in his back out of fear of losing their status and congressional seats. 

We are witnessing men and women who rank among the biggest cowards in all of recorded human history. 

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1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Whole thing looks like asshole, but wow, those stairs in the middle of the collonade are laughable. 

If this thing ever gets built, I propose that Senators are required to take their oath in the ballroom.  Those stairs should help reduce the average age by a couple of decades.  

 

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If this thing ever gets built, I propose that Senators are required to take their oath in the ballroom.  Those stairs should help reduce the average age by a couple of decades.  

 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Terrorist attack?

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2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

If this thing ever gets built, I propose that Senators are required to take their oath in the ballroom.  Those stairs should help reduce the average age by a couple of decades.  

 

There will 100% be a large "lazy old fat man" elevator in the back.  Because it's being built by a lazy old fat man.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

She was great on Colbert last night.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Wait until he tears down the actual White House

I fully expect the White House to be replaced by a hotel/casino called The Prez.  The Saudis and Russians have to stay somewhere when they come for Trump's lifetime coronation in that god damned ballroom.

I think after yesterday it's already Weekend at Bernie's over at the White House. Trump can't stay awake and can't keep any stories straight anymore. 

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There will 100% be a large "lazy old fat man" elevator in the back.  Because it's being built by a lazy old fat man.

Well, and the ADA would absolutely require some access other than going up the Manitou Incline.  Which is fine, except when the whole point is to have some sort of glorious entrance for the powerful.  It's hard to recreate that running squads of elderly dignitaries up elevators.  Evacuation procedures would also get interesting. 

 

17 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

  They just eat it and smile. 

At least DLR was mostly entertaining, however unlike Donny, Dave hasn't tried to hide his hair loss in such a shitty manner or taken an entire nation hostage.

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I think after yesterday it's already Weekend at Bernie's over at the White House. 

Except instead of 2 guys propping up a dead guy, Trump has an entire Admission %

& congress dragging his lard ass around & saying "It's fine... everything is fine."

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thomas and company are ready to rubber stamp this into action !

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GOP: "the main problem we have with voting is that if you allow people to vote, they often will do so.  And voting is bad."

The most anti-American political movement in our history, and the fuckers wrap themselves in the flag as they anally violate the Republic.  I hate them significantly more with each passing day, and I already hated them with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns some time ago.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thomas and company are ready to rubber stamp this into action !

Look at that fucking Karen.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thomas and company are ready to rubber stamp this into action !

How these fuckers detest democracy while conspicuously waving the flag as patriots makes me ragey.

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