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“Does this include crimes they would probably commit in the future?” – Charlie Kirk

31 minutes ago, Pancho said:

No shit

 

 

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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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“So, as you can clearly see, Trump is controlled by Putin, and Putin has gotten Trump to create an entrée into America to sell Trump-branded Ladas…”

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

No shit

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

No shit

 

 

Well if they only go after convicted criminals, they can't hit their quota.  They have to get the criminals who haven't been caught yet, too.  They were all gonna sell drugs or rape somebody eventually like that one immigrant did.

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Damn are yall still hung up that the world is ending??

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

No shit

 

 

Approximately 77 million Americans, or 1 in every 3 adults, have a criminal record. A criminal record—which can be an arrest record, criminal charges, or a conviction—creates barriers to jobs, occupational licensing, housing, and higher education opportunities. 

https://www.ncsl.org/civil-and-criminal-justice/criminal-records-and-reentry-toolkit

7 minutes ago, McCroskey said:


Damn are yall still hung up that the world is ending??

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Just wanted to make sure you knew you were incredibly wrong. Not that you’ll admit it. Carry on. 

well we know why they lied to get Comey's indictment lol

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just wanted to make sure you knew you were incredibly wrong. Not that you’ll admit it. Carry on. 

tbf Ana's the one that actually said my concerns about the gop trying to eliminate mail-in voting was nothing but 'blue anon'. yeah, okay. 

but McCroskey is still a maga freak so it's fine, he's still plenty wrong lol

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11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

tbf Ana's the one that actually said my concerns about the gop trying to eliminate mail-in voting was nothing but 'blue anon'. yeah, okay. 

Can you quote that post so that I can remind myself of the context?

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35 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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someone is color blind ?

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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

SCOTUS to allow Texas to use new Congressional Map

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23 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can you quote that post so that I can remind myself of the context?

 

 

Wait so is my rep Pete Sessions or John Carter?

I guess I will have to wait until the Supreme Court tells me.

4 hours ago, Tuco said:

The good news is that most car companies still want to sell their cars in California.  Unless the Trump administration is successful in preventing the state EPAs from having more restrictive requirements, they are still going to design to gas mileage standards. 

Not only that, but nobody wants to go backwards and give their competitors an easy selling point. And with Trump and the Republicans continuing to fuck up the economy for the foreseeable future for a lot of people, people will be paying attention to such things.  I would even argue that those who wanted gas guzzlers already drive Suburbans and F-250s, etc.

On 12/2/2025 at 2:57 PM, TwiceHorn said:

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This is the before picture. Sad to see people completely fuck themselves up with plastic surgery.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Approximately 77 million Americans, or 1 in every 3 adults, have a criminal record. A criminal record—which can be an arrest record, criminal charges, or a conviction—creates barriers to jobs, occupational licensing, housing, and higher education opportunities. 

https://www.ncsl.org/civil-and-criminal-justice/criminal-records-and-reentry-toolkit

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Does it matter with California’s moves, the resignations, etc.? Plus I don’t think the midterms are gonna go very well in many of the close districts that are currently R.

I’m sure scotus will find a way to overturn California’s or just agree with the Rs when they scream voter fraud. We are in very deep shit. 

14 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

This is the before picture. Sad to see people completely fuck themselves up with plastic surgery.

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Or anorexia.  Or cancer.   Who knows what’s going on with her.  Sad whatever it is.

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not only that, but nobody wants to go backwards and give their competitors an easy selling point. And with Trump and the Republicans continuing to fuck up the economy for the foreseeable future for a lot of people, people will be paying attention to such things.  I would even argue that those who wanted gas guzzlers already drive Suburbans and F-250s, etc.

i'm sure the turbo v6 vs. the v8 has a substantial impact on the expense of a truck, and isn't totally and completely outweighed by the fact that they went from this (probably an I6, actually):

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to this:

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meanwhile cutting the 0-60 time literally in half

I'm starting to think there is a non-zero chance that Trump will actually die on camera, possibly while audibly shitting himself, and I am all the way on board with it.
 

I can fap to that.

I just don’t know…

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-fighting-institute-peace-court-010117027.html

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration has renamed the U.S. Institute of Peace after President Donald Trump and has planted the president's name on the organization's headquarters despite an ongoing fight over the institute's control.

It’s the latest twist in a seesaw court battle over who controls the U.S. Institute of Peace, a nonprofit think tank that focuses on peace initiatives. It was an early target of the Department of Government Efficiency this year.

On Wednesday, the State Department said it renamed the organization to the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace to “reflect the greatest dealmaker in our nation’s history.” The new name could be seen on its building, which is near the State Department.

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I just don’t know…

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-fighting-institute-peace-court-010117027.html

 

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration has renamed the U.S. Institute of Peace after President Donald Trump and has planted the president's name on the organization's headquarters despite an ongoing fight over the institute's control.

It’s the latest twist in a seesaw court battle over who controls the U.S. Institute of Peace, a nonprofit think tank that focuses on peace initiatives. It was an early target of the Department of Government Efficiency this year.

On Wednesday, the State Department said it renamed the organization to the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace to “reflect the greatest dealmaker in our nation’s history.” The new name could be seen on its building, which is near the State Department.

Hopefully the next president promptly renames it "The Fuck Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace" (ya know - to get our money's worth out of the signage ...) with instruction for it to revert to simply the Institute of Peace after 5 years.

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Wait so is my rep Pete Sessions or John Carter?

I guess I will have to wait until the Supreme Court tells me.

Did I step in dog shit or cat shit?

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6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Imagine any other president falling asleep in every meeting they attend. This should be a front page story every day. 
 

 

I'm not too pissed about him sleeping.  He can't fuck shit up while he's asleep.  No, I'm more disappointed that he keeps waking up.

15 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Did I step in dog shit or cat shit?

He left out the third possibility, and the freshest piece of shit.

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51 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Mike Lindell running for Governor in Minnesota.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/politics/mike-lindell-minnesota-governor

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There's a fucking horde of Apostolic Christians in western Minnesota who share my last name that will certainly vote for this man if he is the R candidate. Simple farmers, common clay of the new west kind of people. 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:


Or anorexia.  Or cancer.   Who knows what’s going on with her.  Sad whatever it is.

Dell’s Palsy 

52 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

There's a fucking horde of Apostolic Christians in western Minnesota who share my last name that will certainly vote for this man if he is the R candidate. Simple farmers, common clay of the new west kind of people. 

Squareheads 

3 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

This is the before picture. Sad to see people completely fuck themselves up with plastic surgery.

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I was this many years old when I saw my first reverse nose job.

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'm not too pissed about him sleeping.  He can't fuck shit up while he's asleep.  No, I'm more disappointed that he keeps waking up.

“A lot of people are saying that Biden slept 10 times more soundly than me in meetings.  I’m perhaps the best light sleeper to ever hold this office.”

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I'm starting to think there is a non-zero chance that Trump will actually die on camera, possibly while audibly shitting himself, and I am all the way on board with it.

 

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

I just don’t know…

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-fighting-institute-peace-court-010117027.html

 

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration has renamed the U.S. Institute of Peace after President Donald Trump and has planted the president's name on the organization's headquarters despite an ongoing fight over the institute's control.

It’s the latest twist in a seesaw court battle over who controls the U.S. Institute of Peace, a nonprofit think tank that focuses on peace initiatives. It was an early target of the Department of Government Efficiency this year.

On Wednesday, the State Department said it renamed the organization to the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace to “reflect the greatest dealmaker in our nation’s history.” The new name could be seen on its building, which is near the State Department.

Fuck you, reality.

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This is just daily late-stage mad king shit. 
 

 

On 12/2/2025 at 1:57 PM, TwiceHorn said:

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She was great in Shallow Hal as the “Giraffe.”

24 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This is just daily late-stage mad king shit. 

Either he doesn’t think he has very long to live for some reason (maybe he is ill), or more likely he knows that nobody is going to do this after he’s gone.

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