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It is so racist it is almost surreal. On a "holy shit what is your problem?" kind of surrealness.
But this is the same guy who got up there and did a blood libel on Haitians for some bizarre reason and everybody went along with it. 
It can always get worse and there is no bottom.

He called them “garbage people”. He called Omar garbage, and called her friends garbage. The president of the United States said these things. I don’t think he lost any support.

The really frustrating part is that this is the easiest comeback in history and I haven’t heard it yet: “Her friends are garbage? You were best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.”
2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


“Here is your mead and the key to my chastity belt, sire.”
 

This guy gets it.

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

probably from all the tariffs they collected

Damn, those tariffs are funding a lot of different things.

Alledgedly.

11 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Damn, those tariffs are funding a lot of different things.

Alledgedly.

It’s from our pockets- it’s not Monopoly money. I don’t know about yall but I didn’t sign up for extra taxes to bail out farmers. Aren’t they supposed to be against gov handouts anyways?

26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Because it’s a golden age

Let them keep pumping out this crazy shit.  2026 midterms will be a bloodbath.

Now we have the thought police.

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6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Aren’t they supposed to be against gov handouts anyways?

Very much in favor of it...to the right people.

Just now, VABuckeye said:

Let them keep pumping out this crazy shit.  2026 midterms will be a bloodbath.

Now we have the thought police.

I wish I had your optimism.

We might get a nice 2018-ish result if the election is fair. I just don't see a massive wave sweeping this away. It is so entrenched both culturally and institutionally at this point.

20 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Looks like a fuckin' Participation Medal awards ceremony at a Special Olympics.

 

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Except actual participants are generally kind by nature and good human beings.


 

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Deep sigh. 

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Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal

The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing he called “deceitful and potentially criminal.”

 

https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-mortgage-fraud-florida-principal-residences

In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a “Bermuda style” home in Palm Beach, Florida, pledging that it would be his principal residence. Just seven weeks later, he got another mortgage for a seven-bedroom, marble-floored neighboring property, attesting that it too would be his principal residence.

In reality, Trump, then a New Yorker, does not appear to have ever lived in either home, let alone used them as a principal residence. 

5 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Byeeeeee

 

Don't let the door knob hit you in the ass Alina. 

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Deep sigh. 

https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-mortgage-fraud-florida-principal-residences

 

In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a “Bermuda style” home in Palm Beach, Florida, pledging that it would be his principal residence. Just seven weeks later, he got another mortgage for a seven-bedroom, marble-floored neighboring property, attesting that it too would be his principal residence.

In reality, Trump, then a New Yorker, does not appear to have ever lived in either home, let alone used them as a principal residence. 

Every accusation...

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7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Byeeeeee

 

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14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Byeeeeee

 

In this same manner, I'm going to write up a letter proclaiming how I'm breaking up with Emily Ratajkowski. Alina can't step down from a position that she never legally held!

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In this same manner, I'm going to write up a letter proclaiming how I'm breaking up with Emily Ratajkowski. Alina can't step down from a position that she never legally held!

“I have decided…” lulz - a court ruled her appointment was illegal and that ruling was upheld by a 3 judge panel on appeal. And now, all prosecutions in jeopardy of getting kicked, so the government can’t enforce the law. She didn’t decide anything 
 

Soon, the same will happen in the EDVA with Halligan. It just depends on how much Bondi wants to keep embarrassing herself (and how many criminals she wants to walk)

15 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Don't let the door knob hit you in the ass Alina.

This assumes she wasn't grinding on the door knob in the first place.

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supreme court is going to rule that the president can have a primary residence in every state 

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In this same manner, I'm going to write up a letter proclaiming how I'm breaking up with Emily Ratajkowski. Alina can't step down from a position that she never legally held!

Blah blah blah....so you're saying she's available now?

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7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In this same manner, I'm going to write up a letter proclaiming how I'm breaking up with Emily Ratajkowski. Alina can't step down from a position that she never legally held!

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This assumes she wasn't grinding on the door knob in the first place.

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This assumes she wasn't grinding on the door knob in the first place.

I’m not sure what you mean. Could you go into much more detail please?
21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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That’s what makes this so difficult…

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This assumes she wasn't grinding on the door knob in the first place.

I’m sure she can go back to her docket of parking lot cases

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I’m not sure what you mean. Could you go into much more detail please?

...slowly.

At first it's surprising how many incompetent and unqualified people have been placed in positions of power, but then you remember Trump is unqualified and incompetent and it makes perfect sense.  

1 minute ago, gernblansten said:

At first it's surprising how many incompetent and unqualified people have been placed in positions of power, but then you remember Trump is unqualified and incompetent and it makes perfect sense.  

Last time, because he appointed people who were actually qualified, Trump was always the stupidest person in the room.

He learned his lesson this go round.

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1 minute ago, Bookman said:

Last time, because he appointed people who were actually qualified, Trump was always the stupidest person in the room.

He learned his lesson this go round.

You might be giving Trump too much credit, he might still be the stupidest person in the room.

The loudest MAGA voices talking about "traditional" family values are closeted homosexuals. Instead of taking accountability and going to a therapist they chose to punish the rest of America. 

Alpha bullshit being pushed by complete betas. It'd be funny if it wasn't contributing to the destruction of American society. Maybe it's still funny. 

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Most of America’s problems can be traced back to “leaders” who had some kind of personal trauma and really only needed to go to therapy and not into politics, podcasting, or whatever

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

supreme court is going to rule that the president can have a primary residence in every state 

Democrats:,

”We stopped Trump from having residences in Samoa, Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands!!!”

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Democrats:,

”We stopped Trump from having residences in Samoa, Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands!!!”

MAGA:  he wouldn’t want homes in fern countries no how!

4 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Where does that $12B come from?  Does Congress have to pass a bill to spend the money or is it already appropriated somewhere and he is shifting from one allocation to another?

This assumes that the $12 billion will be paid out.  And if it is paid out, it will go to ADM, ConAgra, and noted soy bean farmer Scott Bessent.  I doubt that any "little guys" see a dime of it.

2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Let them keep pumping out this crazy shit.  2026 midterms will be a bloodbath.

Now we have the thought police.

You're close.  Keep looking down the path shown by Germany, Italy, Spain, and Hungary to see what happens in 2026.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:


He called them “garbage people”. He called Omar garbage, and called her friends garbage. The president of the United States said these things. I don’t think he lost any support.

The really frustrating part is that this is the easiest comeback in history and I haven’t heard it yet: “Her friends are garbage? You were best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.”

"You're a trust fund kid, convicted scam artist, a rapist, and best friends with history's most infamous pedophile whom, after his conviction, your garbage spawn was still inviting to social events."

Is the idea about not funding ACA subsidies just a method for the GOP to kill the entire program by making it as expensive as possible? Even to the detriment of people forgoing healthcare or having to go deep in debt if they're unfortunate to get sick.

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This situation is nuts. The video is fucking crazy

 

Racism isn't just alive and well. It's profitable. You can now make a career out of it. 

 

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This situation is nuts. The video is fucking crazy

 

Who needed reminding? Donald Trump is where he is because this country is throwing a drawn out temper tantrum over a black guy being president.

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is the idea about not funding ACA subsidies just a method for the GOP to kill the entire program by making it as expensive as possible? Even to the detriment of people forgoing healthcare or having to go deep in debt if they're unfortunate to get sick.

 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

 

 

16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is the idea about not funding ACA subsidies just a method for the GOP to kill the entire program by making it as expensive as possible? Even to the detriment of people forgoing healthcare or having to go deep in debt if they're unfortunate to get sick.

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25% of this country is fine with bread lines and a monarchy as long as they don't have to read about a trans girl playing in a HS basketball game. 

 

19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is the idea about not funding ACA subsidies just a method for the GOP to kill the entire program by making it as expensive as possible? Even to the detriment of people forgoing healthcare or having to go deep in debt if they're unfortunate to get sick.

it is a failure of math.  They focus on how many black and brown people that will hurt (you know, the welfare, Queens and Messicans stealing Medicaid) without doing the demographic percentages to see that it’s always more white people affected.

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

25% of this country is fine with bread lines and a monarchy as long as they don't have to read about a trans girl playing in a HS basketball game. 

 

I'm still getting spam texts from local lunatic politicians ranting about DEI and Trans indoctrination.

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