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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Add this to the long list of things Trump has done that would have certainly resulted in Obama’s removal from office or assasination had he done the same thing when he was in office.

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3 hours ago, gernblansten said:

At first it's surprising how many incompetent and unqualified people have been placed in positions of power, but then you remember Trump Americans are unqualified and incompetent and it makes perfect sense.  

agreed

We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

This situation is nuts. The video is fucking crazy

 

I guess affordability really isn’t that big an issue since so many appear to have extra cash to throw at people who do bad things the they approve of. 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history. 

 

 

Pull up bars in airports had hegseth briefly interested. 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history. 

 

 

Duffy:  "Internet poster @Macanudo made a post about how there are no buttplugs for rent available in any major US airport, which caused me to launch a full-scale effort to ensure that all manner of anal devices are available to travelers."

Dumbest.  Timeline.  Ever.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pull up bars in airports had hegseth briefly interested. 

I gotta be honest....that's how I read the initial post.  I was thinking "WTF?  I immediately find the bar in every airport I go to.  I pull right up and order a beer."

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Duffy:  "Internet poster @Macanudo made a post about how there are no buttplugs for rent available in any major US airport, which caused me to launch a full-scale effort to ensure that all manner of anal devices are available to travelers."

Dumbest.  Timeline.  Ever.

I gotta be honest....that's how I read the initial post.  I was thinking "WTF?  I immediately find the bar in every airport I go to.  I pull right up and order a beer."

And Fleshlights for everybody!!!

How fitting that RFK Jr was doing 85% pullups.

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

And Fleshlights for everybody!!!

I mean....it might make those passengers on Spirit flights a bit less unruly.  Just spitballin' here.

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history. 

Wait, this is way worse. We are in actual hell. 

 

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Wait, this is way worse. We are in actual hell. 

 

Pretty sure he would have had a heavy British accent.

number of times Kennedy cleared the bar: 0.0

 

What if they’re doing a workout…in Juicy sweats? They still smell like boiled ass. 

55 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history. 

 

 

So the plan is to workout at the airport in your business clothes, get nice and sweaty, and then get crammed onto a plane for the next two hours? 

21 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Guess who caught MAGA box face disease? Susan Dell. First photo as she was, second two as she is.  At least she's got skeletor physigue and ridiculous bolt-ons to balance out the look.  

I wish I was making this up, but I'm not. 

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/inside-susan-dell-maga-makeover-1544327?int_source=nba

 

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

This situation is nuts. The video is fucking crazy

 

"Only a non-white would start such racist dialogue, thus necessitating an equally racist response."

-Stassney

24 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

"Only a non-white would start such racist dialogue, thus necessitating an equally racist response."

-Stassney


Has the racist been doxxed? I feel like her name should be broadcast across the universe as the abhorrent racist she is.

10 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Trump’s desire to take care of his billionaire friends more than care about the every day, man and woman.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

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The most perpetual surprise that money can buy. 

14 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The most perpetual surprise that money can buy. 

Needs way more botox and filler. 

Maybe some cheekbone implants and a chin implant. 

Her face is far too slim.

And without enough botox, she's still able to move her facial muscles

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Next person who posts pics of Susan Dell is going to get negged to Bolivia

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3 hours ago, Chopper said:

number of times Kennedy cleared the bar: 0.0

 

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31 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Needs way more botox and filler. 

Maybe some cheekbone implants and a chin implant. 

Her face is far too slim.

And without enough botox, she's still able to move her facial muscles

A few cheeseburgers and bowls of fettuccine Alfredo.

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Next person who posts pics of Susan Dell is going to get negged to Bolivia

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15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

A few cheeseburgers and bowls of fettuccine Alfredo.

Goddammit... I'll never be able to stir Alfredo again

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A start-up funded by a Donald Trump Jr.-backed venture capital firm has been awarded a $620 million contract from the Pentagon, reports the Financial Times.

 

Vulcan Elements, a small rare earths start-up, will receive the funds as part of a larger deal from the Defense Department. This $620 million loan is the largest made by the Pentagon’s Office of Strategic Capital.

 

I'm still getting spam texts from local lunatic politicians ranting about DEI and Trans indoctrination.

To be fair, these guys are watching hours and hours and hours of trans porn for research purposes. Chicks with big dicks scare them to death.
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9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is the idea about not funding ACA subsidies just a method for the GOP to kill the entire program by making it as expensive as possible? Even to the detriment of people forgoing healthcare or having to go deep in debt if they're unfortunate to get sick.

 

the aca's biggest flaw was not being named 'trump care'

 

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13 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history. 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

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I could do this but have a fear of heights. 


To be fair, these guys are watching hours and hours and hours of trans porn for research purposes. Chicks with big dicks get them hard.


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I’d call this unbelievable in any other timeline.

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’d call this unbelievable in any other timeline.
 

Liar liar pants on fire.

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For clarity, China bought 14.1 million metric tons more during the Biden Administration than during Trump I, mostly because of Trump,  See 2018.

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17 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Liar liar pants on fire.

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For clarity, China bought 14.1 million metric tons more during the Biden Administration than during Trump I, mostly because of Trump,  See 2018.

They just don't care. Lies, lies, and more lies, because so many Americans don't mind being lied to on a daily basis. If you point out the lies, you're fake news. If you're fake news, there's a decent chance your outlet will be sanctioned/financially harmed by the government. SCOTUS was the last line of defense and they're in on it all. 

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They just don't care. Lies, lies, and more lies, because so many Americans don't mind being lied to on a daily basis. If you point out the lies, you're fake news. If you're fake news, there's a decent chance your outlet will be sanctioned/financially harmed by the government. SCOTUS was the last line of defense and they're in on it all. 

And there’s basically zero pushback. They are free to make up the craziest shit imaginable and no one cares. An opposition party would be really useful, but oh well I guess.
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

 

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Dennis, I'd like you to think about having to use a different restroom or sit at a different place in the restaurant or bus.  Or being forbidden to go to the state university, or buy a house in a nice neighborhood.  Or have to pay a tax to vote or pass a test.

17 hours ago, Pancho said:

This situation is nuts. The video is fucking crazy

 

 

16 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Who needed reminding? Donald Trump is where he is because this country is throwing a drawn out temper tantrum over a black guy being president.

Exactly. This story makes me sad today. Truly. My country is a murderous, cruel, amoral shit stain on the world map. It's too much.

 

17 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"You're a trust fund kid, convicted scam artist, a rapist, and best friends with history's most infamous pedophile whom, after his conviction, your garbage spawn was still inviting to social events."

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12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The most perpetual surprise that money can buy. 

And not a good one. 

13 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

"Only a non-white would start such racist dialogue, thus necessitating an equally racist response."

-Stassney

I quite literally typed she had an unequal response. How you can read one thing, make up shit in your brain and assign it to me, is a delusion you have to deal with.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

I quite literally typed she had an unequal response. How you can read one thing, make up shit in your brain and assign it to me, is a delusion you have to deal with.

My guess it's because your first reaction to seeing was the video was to speculate what the black couple did wrong.  So, yeah, fuck you you racist piece of shit.    

16 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history. 

 

 

What "conversation," you fucking idiot.

If you want to put pull up bars, squat racks and kettlebells in airports just fucking do it.

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