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46 minutes ago, Foosters said:

The harmed person is the lady who got a 200k+ severance package for throwing out racial slurs. try and keep up

And the message is: "announce your racism vocally and proudly and you too may experience an economic windfall greater than your previous decade of earnings at the minimum wage job you were barely qualified to hold."

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That is the spoiler we need. Cannot see her MaL face. 

I find the most effective way to refute unfounded accusations of racism is to do the most racist shit I can think of 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Who are the aggrieved and harmed people here?  The poor victims who got in trouble for using the N-word when it was justified?

Still waiting on the whole story to come out and make that distinction between the harassing patrons and the flustered worker.

32 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

 

This is the official policy of the Executive Branch of the United States Government, by the way (which, in these days of a non-functional Congress and a sycophantic SCOTUS, means that it is the policy of the entire US Government).  Everything you read about in "history" books about the worst of our racist past?  Well....we're "making that shit great again."

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't know him.

I know very little about him.

BUT....I decided to pardon him.

"I don't know what this red button does, but I decided to push it."  Fucking moron-est moron in the world's most powerful moronocracy.

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Stay on that. "A Biden Obama TYPE set-up? So you pardoned him. Without knowing anything about him, anything about this supposed 'set-up', who was responsible for such an unbelievable, impossible scheme.... Don't you feel an obligation to the American people, to provide some sort of SOMETHING, that supports your decision to pardon someone who brought an immense amount of illegal drugs into this country?"

Etc. etc. etc.


He pardoned the Silk Road guy so that the libertarians would vote him.  This stuff is not complex.  He got something from the Honduran ex-Pres and is just using rehashed talking points about Biden to cover it up.

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Jeffrey Dahmer speaks for all of us, obviously.

He may even speak to some of us.

 

This is the official policy of the Executive Branch of the United States Government, by the way (which, in these days of a non-functional Congress and a sycophantic SCOTUS, means that it is the policy of the entire US Government).  Everything you read about in "history" books about the worst of our racist past?  Well....we're "making that shit great again."

You know what would really boost economic growth? Slavery. Let's do that. Worked in the past.
7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


You know what would really boost economic growth? Slavery. Let's do that. Worked in the past.

I thought we were doing Indentured Servants again, but no Irish. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Probably better than a flag getting stuck in Kristi Noem again.

On 12/5/2025 at 11:27 AM, C-Man said:

Netflix acquiring Warner Brothers/Discovery and David Ellison isn't happy. He was in DC this week to talk to Donald, who very well might block this merger. At any rate, we do not want Ellison's/Paramount's hands on WBD, which I means I fully expect dotard to get deeply involved.

https://deadline.com/2025/12/netflix-warner-bros-ceo-staff-memos-1236637404/

 

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Fucking should be using comic sans.

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Lmfao what in the boomer fuck? Sans serif fonts are easier to read IMO

Times was the USG font for a long time. It was the standard. 12 down to 10 font depending if Text or a graphic. 

Dammit, I am a nerd for knowing this. I blame Dell. DO NOT POST OF PICTURE OF THAT FUCKSTICKS WIFE PLEASE. 

Serious question, which I'm sure doesn't have a serious answer: How is Calibri a "diversity move"? Is that font DEI?

 

 

Yeah, people are scared of air strikes jackass

Late to the font debate. No love for arial?

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Late to the font debate. No love for arial?

Absolutely

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Lmfao what in the boomer fuck? Sans serif fonts are easier to read IMO

Rubio is Gen X by far.  This shit might be getting to you.  Touch grass.

14 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Late to the font debate. No love for anal?

Of course there is. 

 

GW would not stay any of those things outside of debt. He would have hanged all of the Jan 6 insurrectionist leaders.
2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Expected those fuckboys to use brush script something on par with how Trump's brain works... like WingDings.

 

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Lmfao what in the boomer fuck? Sans serif fonts are easier to read IMO

Scientific studies show serif fonts are easier to read in print (while sans serif easier on screens).  Also that a ragged right edge (unjustified) is easier to read.

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29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

KKKristi is probably there on the taxpayer dine to see all the NFR perf's 

Minimum $ on a single in shitty seats is usually starting @ $ 300⁰⁰ weekday with prices higher for the weekend & last 2 days of the series.

Serious question, which I'm sure doesn't have a serious answer: How is Calibri a "diversity move"? Is that font DEI?


Because "Calibri" doesn't sound "American enough", that's why.

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

siap

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If I somehow got a press pass for just one day and one question, it would be this simple:

You're the president of the United States, the most powerful person on earth.  You realize everyone on earth makes fun of you all the time, every day right?  

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8 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Buh buh buh don’t call us nationalists!

 


Was it on purpose that the scales of justice aren’t balanced?

I keep going back and forth that it was an intentional and petulant act or just dumbass MAGA bumble fucking around not realizing that their supposed to be balanced.

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


GW would have hanged all of the Jan 6 insurrectionist leaders.

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