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5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

That guy's gonna normalize getting his ass kicked.

Edit: looking at some of his other stuff, it appears to be satire.  But god damn it's hard to tell these days.

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59 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Lack of character limits has really hurt his ability to penetrate social consciousness because no one wants to read walls of unformatted texts. The semi-correct placement of quotes around “aura” to signify its use in the pop-culture lingo sense was jarring here TBH. 

 

I strongly suspect on long shit like this there's a cadre of staffers sitting around him, and he just spews out things he wants in his posts, and they write something up and he "proofreads" it.

There's no way a 79 year old man is using a pop culture phrase that my 13 year old daughter has been using the past month or so.  Hell, he probably has never even heard the word "aura" in his life.

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29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I love the bits I see from this show. We all love Aubrey Plaza. Amy Poehler is just so bad, that I can't watch coplete episodes.

I blame Trump.

There's bad takes. And then there's this shit that's so bad that GreenspointTexas thinks you're off-base. 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Going to kill off a lot of tourism, hurt the airlines, hurt all kinds of businesses.

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I was thinking of businesses other than tourism, as well. Heavy hitters won't put up with this shit and cease coming to America for business. American businesspersons will have to travel to them. As with soy sales, if you make transactions more complicate, your customers start looking around for alternatives. Discomfort leads to change. When people or businesses change, they aren't looking to go back to what is or was complicated. 

I'm no expert on the affect on business of transitioning to a police state from a free democracy. I'm sure there are upsides. Jack boot sales and prison building will likely boom.

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz, packing them in 

 

If he wasn't so despicable, this pitiful display would be sad. Old guy doing his old routine while the grand children clap but this is the President of the United States.

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I think there may be something fundamentally wrong with you if you don't like Parks & Rec.

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3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think there may be something fundamentally wrong with you if you don't like Parks & Rec.

 

season one really sucked 

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3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think there may be something fundamentally wrong with you if you don't like Parks & Rec.

I'll bet you 1000 bucks that Helobious doesn't like it

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9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There's bad takes. And then there's this shit that's so bad that GreenspointTexas thinks you're off-base. 

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6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think there may be something fundamentally wrong with you if you don't like Parks & Rec.

Yeah.  You might as well tell me you don't like dogs.  I don't need to hear anything else from you ever.

41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I love the bits I see from this show. We all love Aubrey Plaza. Amy Poehler is just so bad, that I can't watch coplete episodes.

I blame Trump.

This belongs in the "unpopular opinions" thread.

 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

season one really sucked 

Season one was like 6 episodes or some shit, and was an entirely different show. 

Yeah, the Leslie in season 1 is a very different character from the rest of the series.

I guess this is one of those times when I didn't say something everybody else was thinking. I even skipped through the later seasons, her character is unbearable to me. 

As I wrote above, I love some of the stuff I see lifted out of the show. 

Actually, the problem must be all of you being idiots. If only I could share my superior insight, but the blast of pure light might be lethal.

15 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

 


Because "Calibri" doesn't sound "American enough", that's why.
 

 

Times New ROMAN doesn't exactly have a mom, baseball and apple pie connotation either.

8 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Times New ROMAN doesn't exactly have a mom, baseball and apple pie connotation either.

At least it's not Greco-Roman.  Or flat Greek.  NTTAWWT.

33 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think there may be something fundamentally wrong with you if you don't like Parks & Rec.

No shit.

23 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, the Leslie in season 1 is a very different character from the rest of the series.

Didn't Michael Scott change dramatically from Year 1 of the Office into the rest of the series, too?

Also, remember the guy from Year 1 of Parks and Rec who just disappeared from the cast with no explanation, lol?

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And because it’s Trump, the “economic” message very quickly became the old, ugly standby: if you’re struggling, blame immigrants, Black Democrats, and whoever Fox had on blast in the A-block for Frau Ingraham’s White Power Hour last night. (“Immigrants are taking 100% of jobs!” “Shitholes!”)

Lulz.

Weren’t they bragging recently about 100% of new jobs went to Americans?

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11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Didn't Michael Scott change dramatically from Year 1 of the Office into the rest of the series, too?

Also, remember the guy from Year 1 of Parks and Rec who just disappeared from the cast with no explanation, lol?

 

it was a hell of a bounce back

 

36 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess this is one of those times when I didn't say something everybody else was thinking. I even skipped through the later seasons, her character is unbearable to me. 

As I wrote above, I love some of the stuff I see lifted out of the show. 

Actually, the problem must be all of you being idiots. If only I could share my superior insight, but the blast of pure light might be lethal.

This may be the most brilliant bit of reframing I've ever seen on this forum.  Well done.

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That Duke Silver can really grill a burger. 

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50 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess this is one of those times when I didn't say something everybody else was thinking. I even skipped through the later seasons, her character is unbearable to me. 

As I wrote above, I love some of the stuff I see lifted out of the show. 

Actually, the problem must be all of you being idiots. If only I could share my superior insight, but the blast of pure light might be lethal.

RomaVicta trying to get back into Surly's good graces like...

 

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19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 


Sans sans-serif?
We’re just supposed to be ok living in this aptosstate regime?

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz, packing them in 

 

That video reminds me of visiting grandma at the old folks home during wheelchair exercise time.

6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Good job, Trump voters. You stupid fucks. You fucking selfish idiots. Fuck you. 

Even if the administration doesn't pull this off, they are trying to destroy everything. 

 

Once they stop all foreign tourism is the next step preventing us from leaving?  Not really seriously asking but kind of seriously asking.

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'll bet you 1000 bucks that Helobious doesn't like it

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I love the bits I see from this show. We all love Aubrey Plaza. Amy Poehler is just so bad, that I can't watch coplete episodes.

I blame Trump.

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That social media thing is literally insane. Like not just him riffing insane but a policy that is actually made it into the Federal Register as in a legitimate regulatory proposal. I remain here helpless continuing to wonder "Is anyone going to stop this? Seriously, nobody is willing to step in and make it stop?"

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

That social media thing is literally insane. Like not just him riffing insane but a policy that is actually made it into the Federal Register as in a legitimate regulatory proposal. I remain here helpless continuing to wonder "Is anyone going to stop this? Seriously, nobody is willing to step in and make it stop?"

Basically everything happening now is insane. Like something happens every day that would have been the biggest scandal of the 12 years of Obama/Biden/Harris. (and actually, what was the biggest scandal of those 12 years? Not the attempted manufactured ones, but like a real scandal. I guess Team Biden trying to cover up the fact that he was old as shit? But we sort of knew that was happening in real time anyway so that doesn't exactly count.)

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Basically everything happening now is insane. Like something happens every day that would have been the biggest scandal of the 12 years of Obama/Biden/Harris. (and actually, what was the biggest scandal of those 12 years? Not the attempted manufactured ones, but like a real scandal. I guess Team Biden trying to cover up the fact that he was old as shit? But we sort of knew that was happening in real time anyway so that doesn't exactly count.)

Drone striking weddings?

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In other news.

 

 

 

Which one has a tighter vagina?

34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In other news.

 

 

 

Anyone taking bets on who is going to kill whom?

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Anyone taking bets on who is going to kill whom?

Pretty sure adjustable rate mortgages are going to slept both their asses.

39 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In other news.

 

 

 

Not that there's anything wrong with his outfit.

48 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In other news.

 

 

 

Are wrinkled suit pants the new fashion trend in MAGAland? I guess they all want to be like their Orange God.

22 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Anyone taking bets on who is going to kill whom?

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5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

https://www.army.mil/usawhc

New US Army Command. Western Hemisphere Command. NorthCom and SouthCom under 1 umbrella. 

We are definitely going to invade Venezuela. We are already boarding their tankers.

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We are definitely going to invade Venezuela. We are already boarding their tankers.

We're liberating that oil!

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

There's no way a 79 year old man is using a pop culture phrase that my 13 year old daughter has been using the past month or so.  Hell, he probably has never even heard the word "aura" in his life.

I just assumed he is having seizures and one of his docs used this word during his neurologic exam.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

We are definitely going to invade Venezuela. We are already boarding their tankers.

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6 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Times New ROMAN doesn't exactly have a mom, baseball and apple pie connotation either.

 

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