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Trump lawyers argue president being forced to use sign language interpreters could hurt his ‘image’

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As part of fighting a lawsuit seeking to force the White House to bring back sign language interpreters at press conferences, the Justice Department has argued such a step would harm Trump’s powers over how he presents his “image” to the public.

In a June filing, the administration warned that the suit from the National Association of the Deaf would “severely intrude on the President’s prerogative to control the image he presents to the public” and force him to “share his platform” with an ASL interpreter.

I guess he's afraid one of the interpreters will start doing this

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Fighting raged Saturday morning along the border of Thailand and Cambodia, even after U.S. President Trump, acting as a mediator, declared that he had won agreement from both countries for a ceasefire.

Thai officials have said they did not agree to a ceasefire, and Cambodia has not commented on Mr. Trump's claim. Its defense ministry instead said Thai jets carried out airstrikes Saturday morning. Cambodian media reported Mr. Trump's claim without elaborating.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thailand-cambodia-border-fighting-trump-ceasefire-claim/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

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Mike Johnson is such a pathetic excuse for a man.

Acts like a clown last month and now he’s been treaded on w/ two service members shot.

 

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9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Acts like a clown last month and now he’s been treaded on w/ two service members shot.

 

The polygamy joke is hilarious 

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The polygamy joke is hilarious 

It really is…if it was dialogue from Veep.

As reality…not as funny.

The economy is really great, y’all! All hail Trump! Unless it’s not and then it’s Biden’s economy. 

50 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

The polygamy joke is hilarious 

 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Acts like a clown last month and now he’s been treaded on w/ two service members shot.

 

 

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He couldn't even flip the coin right at the Army Navy game. Just held it in his palm and threw it up in the air

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3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He couldn't even flip the coin right at the Army Navy game. Just held it in his palm and threw it up in the air

 

21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He couldn't even flip the coin right at the Army Navy game. Just held it in his palm and threw it up in the air

Where did they find that ass-licking ref? JFC. "Thank you for supporting our veterans". Are you fucking shitting me?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

What's the point of this, other than just being comic book villains who always want to do terrible things? 

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Are we the bad guys???

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31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What's the point of this, other than just being comic book villains who always want to do terrible things? 

 

UN headquarters ???

no no

Trump HQ, and the land will be gifted to trump

 

I refuse to believe any of this is real anymore. We are in full on simulation. It’s too stupid. It’s just too dumb. 

I don't know, but $18 trillion of new investment seems like it's probably a made up number. Surprised they didn't say $18 zillion.

25 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I don't know, but $18 trillion of new investment seems like it's probably a made up number. Surprised they didn't say $18 zillion.

$18 trillion is:

 

Almost as big as China’s entire economy.

More than 3× the GDP of Germany.

About 4× India’s GDP.

A huge share — roughly one-sixth — of the total output of all countries combined.

 

5 hours ago, Slacks said:

So... Is it a hoax or an actual disaster?

When your followers aren’t bothered by cognitive dissonance, it doesn’t even need to make sense. 

More fucking gold from the grimy little pimp.

 

Anyone notice that Epstein had the same shit in his house? 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

$18 trillion is:

 

Almost as big as China’s entire economy.

More than 3× the GDP of Germany.

About 4× India’s GDP.

A huge share — roughly one-sixth — of the total output of all countries combined.

 

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2025/dec/09/donald-trump/foreign-corporate-investment-18-22-trillion/

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The White House website lists $9.6 trillion in investments, half of the figure President Donald Trump cites. 

But that $9.6 trillion includes aspirational, multi-year goals, and future purchases or sales of products, rather than only capital investments. 

The White House’s total includes large commitments from governments such as the United Arab Emirates and Qatar, whose pledges are multiple times larger than their countries’ annual gross domestic product, which calls the pledges’ feasibility into question.

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Anyone notice that Epstein had the same shit in his house? 

Probably where he got it.

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Imagine trying to sell being close friends with Epstein for 10-15 years and NOT knowing what he was all about. Like, his main thing. His reason for living.

Like being best friends with Tiger Woods. "Wait, he was a golfer??? Well this is certainly news to me!" 

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Anyone notice that Epstein had the same shit in his house? 

Never been

5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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He is so full of it! Pathetic!

46 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

More fucking gold from the grimy little pimp.

 

Surprised he used Obama’s official pic. Wouldn’t be shocked if 45 moved to reveal the Hunter bathtub photo for Joe.

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26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Probably where he got it.

Oh, he got it all right.

50 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

More fucking gold from the grimy little pimp.

 

I hope President Newsom cleans that tacky crap up day one. 

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

I don't know, but $18 trillion of new investment seems like it's probably a made up number. Surprised they didn't say $18 zillion.

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I wish someone, just once, would say "This massive new investment is not exactly glaringly evident to us average Janes and Joes on the street. Is there an accounting of it sonmewhere that we can take a look at?". And of course you know what he'd say. "We're compiling that data as we speak. It'll be released to the public in the next 2 weeks. It'll be the best data ever.  Nobody's ever seen data this great."

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

More fucking gold from the grimy little pimp.

 

High end?

Wow. Never seen this one before. nsiap.

 

6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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I think he's had some serious adverse health news.  He's never posted anything like this.  

I think all this stupid decorating, the ballroom thing, and now the golf courses (and of course the fifa noble prize) is him beoming obsessed with his legacy.

13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think he's had some serious adverse health news.  He's never posted anything like this.  

I think all this stupid decorating, the ballroom thing, and now the golf courses (and of course the fifa noble prize) is him beoming obsessed with his legacy.

That doesn’t have his voice. I assume it’s parody.

13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think he's had some serious adverse health news.  He's never posted anything like this.  

I think all this stupid decorating, the ballroom thing, and now the golf courses (and of course the fifa noble prize) is him beoming obsessed with his legacy.

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That doesn’t have his voice. I assume it’s parody.

Yeah, I didn't see that posted on his account just now, but he did post this.

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That is not a Gary Petersen thing either.

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How soon until Melania is found like this... 

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18 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

The polygamy joke is hilarious 

Yeah, why bother even marrying more than 1 at a time when you can just rape whomever you think is hot or won't be believed?

14 hours ago, Okie State said:

I don't know, but $18 trillion of new investment seems like it's probably a made up number. Surprised they didn't say $18 zillion.

 

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11 hours ago, Brandywine said:

I hope President Newsom cleans that tacky crap up day one. 

Make it a campaign pledge.  Run constant ads about restoring America's global dignity & show "Trump Baby baloons across the globe" & how [Couch Dance Vance or whatever MAGA idiot runs on the R ticket] will be equally reviled.

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Exactly.
"¿Why can't we get some people to move here from places like Sweden, Norway or Swizerlsnd?"
Because they aren't stupid & recognize they already have a higher standard of living where they are currently.

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