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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

A plurality of our fellow Americans: “hell yeah, that’s my guy”

And several more: "I don't always agree with his approach, but . . . "

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Somehow this piece of shit can still surprise me. There is no bottom. 

 

It’s like, ‘how much more shitty could this be,’ and the answer is none. None more shit.

 

RIP Marty

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19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

And several more: "I don't always agree with his approach, but . . . "

I feel like I'm seeing that a lot less this time around. Why bother with the pretense any more?

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remember when charlie kirk was murdered and every right wing christofascist piece of shit in america was all up in arms about how it’s not ok to speak ill of the dead? member that? anybody member??

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"Tone down the rhetoric! How dare you not properly mourn a man who was brutally murdered because you didn't like his political opinions!"

 

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If you would've said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

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2 minutes ago, Derka said:

remember when charlie kirk was murdered and every right wing christofascist piece of shit in america was all up in arms about how it’s not ok to speak ill of the dead? member that? anybody member??

You see, anonymous message board users and Sally the Home Depot cashier on Facebook should be held to a higher standard than the President of the United States.

-Anastasis

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1 minute ago, speed817 said:

If you would've said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

Trump does at least three things every single day that would get anyone fired from any sort of normal job. 

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Just now, aggie08 said:

You see, anonymous message board users and Sally the Home Depot cashier on Facebook should be held to a higher standard than the President of the United States.

-Anastasis

You're going to have to include the phrases "smooth-brained", "clown", and "touch grass" (among others) if you really want to maximize your parody.

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If you would've said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

Still can’t describe him as anything less than saintly.

But the fucking President posting that absolute garbage will, I’m assuming, be perfectly ok! Even really funny to a lot of people.

There was a time, like literally any time prior to 2016, where a President saying something like that would have been the biggest story in the world. Because it would have meant that the most powerful person in the world was objectively insane. And the discussion would have been how to remove him from office as fast as possible.
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5 minutes ago, royiv said:

 

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This aged poorly....

 

 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There was a time, like literally any time prior to 2016, where a President saying something like that would have been the biggest story in the world.

Dan Quayle's political career was buried when he told a spelling bee competitor that he needed to spell "potato" with an "e" at the end.

Howard Dean's candidacy was doomed by a 2-second shout.

Gary Hart was a notorious womanizer and that derailed his bid for the Presidency.

Donald Trump just keeps on keeping on, doing worse things every single day.

6 minutes ago, speed817 said:

This aged poorly....

 

 


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Talk all the shit you want about Rob Reiner, but know that the day you die is going to be a world holiday.

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This aged poorly....
 
 

They’re all still too busy laughing about Pelosi’s husband being almost murdered in his home.
Dan Quayle's political career was buried when he told a spelling bee competitor that he needed to spell "potato" with an "e" at the end.
Howard Dean's candidacy was doomed by a 2-second shout.
Gary Hart was a notorious womanizer and that derailed his bid for the Presidency.
Donald Trump just keeps on keeping on, doing worse things every single day.

Al Franken. Launched into the sun. Meanwhile, “Quiet piggy.”
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

My wife and I were discussing this last night.  My message was "I truly don't think you understand how much I am going to celebrate when he dies.  Like, I won't be able to work for 3-4 days.  Imagine how the western world celebrated when the Nazis surrendered.  And how the French celebrated their liberation.  We're talking that level of celebration."

I went to see It’s A Wonderful Life at the Paramount last night, and the scene where the narrator says “like everyone else, he wept and cried on VE Day…” meaning people were crying tears of joy and relief en masse, made me think that if Trump dies in the next 5 years, it will be a similar sentiment around the civilized world.  I have fireworks and expensive scotch I am holding back.  I will take several days off from work to celebrate.  I just really hope he doesn’t live long enough to fade away and to have his heinous acts blurred by the passage of time.

24 minutes ago, Derka said:

remember when charlie kirk was murdered and every right wing christofascist piece of shit in america was all up in arms about how it’s not ok to speak ill of the dead? member that? anybody member??

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26 minutes ago, speed817 said:

If you would've said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

And probably prosecuted, at least until the grand jury no-billed you.

35 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I feel like I'm seeing that a lot less this time around. Why bother with the pretense any more?

This.

Because this is the truth, and always has been: Trump supporters fucking LIKE the open assholery, shittiness, and cruelty.  They don't like him in spite of that, they love him BECAUSE of it.  They wouldn't be supporters WITHOUT those things.

Because remember, the cruelty/shittiness/evil IS THE POINT.

And the irony is perfect.  If you wanted to produce the most anti-Christian (defining Christianity as "the lessons and teachings of Christ," which is, you know, the actual definition) movement in global history, it would look EXACTLY like MAGA.  FFS, even during the Crusades, the islamic opposition had more respect for the actual values of Christianity, and the practice of same, than the MAGA movement does.  Indeed, today, in terms of "walking in the way of Christ," 95% of the practicing muslim world walks the Christian way better than MAGA does.

I actually laughed at the word “reportedly” in there. Like Trump woke up this morning to a bunch of news reports detailing how Rob Reiner’s hatred of Trump got him killed by his crazy son.

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

And several more: "I don't always agree with his approach, but . . . "

"Look I don't necessarily agree with the pediophilia, the womanizing, repeated adultery, making fun of  the crippled, inciting others to violence, incessant lying, the tax evasion, and decades of cheating his business partners however, my strong Christian values and convictions leave me no other choice!" 

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

My wife and I were discussing this last night.  My message was "I truly don't think you understand how much I am going to celebrate when he dies.  Like, I won't be able to work for 3-4 days.  Imagine how the western world celebrated when the Nazis surrendered.  And how the French celebrated their liberation.  We're talking that level of celebration."

Trump JR will just inherit the presidency, as the supreme court nods in approval.  

sign up for trump’s email list so you can be begged relentlessly to pay him money so that you can fill out some forms that say how great he is.

i can’t imagine how many mee maw’s and paw paw’s are out there sending hundreds every month to this lunatic who occupies the white house.


Still can’t describe him as anything less than saintly.

But the fucking President posting that absolute garbage will, I’m assuming, be perfectly ok! Even really funny to a lot of people.

There was a time, like literally any time prior to 2016, where a President saying something like that would have been the biggest story in the world. Because it would have meant that the most powerful person in the world was objectively insane. And the discussion would have been how to remove him from office as fast as possible.

Obama’s approval rating dropped 5% in a week when he said the police acted stupidly when harassing Gates at his own house.

Trumps post has to be one the most brain dead, despicable things I’ve ever seen a politician post much less a president.

I truly hate that man and will celebrate when he leaves this astral plane…

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Trumps post has to be one the most brain dead, despicable things I’ve ever seen a politician post much less a president.

I truly hate that man and will celebrate when he leaves this astral plane…

I had to stop reading it. I cut my teeth on faces of death and rotten.com and that fucking turned my stomach. truly unbelievable. didn't think it was possible with him, but here we are

Trump is a vile, dusgusting man.  He can't even write a sympathy post without injecting his hatred into it.

CR cabal is growing y'all 

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2 hours ago, royiv said:

 

I'm coming back to this because she said exactly what the proper, grown up response to tfg's batshittery should be.  The fact that the perfect response came from this source is utterly baffling to me.  But I'll take it if it means the people who follow her see a crack in the facade of their great and wonderful orange Oz.  

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2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I'm coming back to this because she said exactly what the proper, grown up response to tfg's batshittery.  The fact that the perfect response came from this source is utterly baffling to me.  But I'll take it if it means the people who follow her see a crack in the facade of their great and wonderful orange Oz.  

Almost makes you wonder if her MAGA stuff was all an act.

Trump and Trumpkins really piss me off.  Like get me cursing and wanting to break stuff.

They're responsible for cunt being a totally acceptable word on this board.

His "leadership" hasn't just brought out the worst and coarsened the dialog in his own followers, it's brought out the worst in the rationals, too.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Trump and Trumpkins really piss me off.  Like get me cursing and wanting to break stuff.

They're responsible for cunt being a totally acceptable word on this board.

His "leadership" hasn't just brought out the worst and coarsened the dialog in his own followers, it's brought out the worst in the rationals, too.

uh, yeah. hence why we're all so fucking mad about it

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Almost makes you wonder if her MAGA stuff was all an act.

Possibly both "ends" of it are an act because she's a sociopath that doesn't know how to relate to others except through a facade.

But it is interesting that she has and can carry out a totally irrational Trumist act as well as a normal, reasonably empathic human being act.

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Almost makes you wonder if her MAGA stuff was all an act.

No, this version of her is the act. 

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Almost makes you wonder if her MAGA stuff was all an act

I doubt it. This is the classic behavior of a true believer when the scales fall from their eyes.

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I don’t know where to put this so I guess I’m gonna put it here.
Waiting to pick up a part that I ordered online at a Ford dealership, I overheard one of those service-intake guys discussing his knowledge bomb about  Bill and Melinda Gates.

Apparently, we have all been as he put it “men in blacked” because Bill and Melinda Gates were actually murdered by ‘a tribe back in the day’. He remembers it (I don’t know how he escaped Will Smith and especially Tommy Lee Jones … this was in San Antonio after all) because ‘the President had to get involved’

Why were they murdered? Because the tribe members’ kids kept dying due to the vaccine (which he never specified) that Bill and Melinda Gates were giving administering.

He then challenged his coworkers to go look up Melinda Gates… well actually not. He never used Melinda Gates in his whole truth tellings. He just said ‘his wife.’
He challenged them to look her up because as his theory goes, she is actually being played by Robin Williams who isn’t dead but is playing her as a role / in disguise. 

So that happened. That really f’in happened. 

This man is allowed to hold gainful employment. He walks amongst us people.

This is the kind of idiocy that Trumpism encourages. This man has no shame in espousing his completely bashit theory. 

Worse still, no one at his job called him out on his obviously stupidity. 

This is why we don’t deserve democracy.

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

You see, anonymous message board users and Sally the Home Depot cashier on Facebook should be held to a higher standard than the President of the United States.

-Anastasis

I haven't seen a single person here defending Trump's post. It's bottom on the barrel narcissistic lack of humanity shit.

Here is what Reiner said after Kirk's murder. 

"I unfortunately saw the video of it and it’s beyond belief what happened to him and that should never happen to anybody. I don’t care what your political beliefs are. That’s not acceptable..."

 

5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

No, this version of her is the act. 

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I doubt it. This is the classic behavior of a true believer when the scales fall from their eyes.

100%

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I haven't seen a single person here defending Trump's post.

Texags on the otherhand....

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3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I don’t know where to put this so I guess I’m gonna put it here.
Waiting to pick up a part that I ordered online at a Ford dealership, I overheard one of those service-intake guys discussing his knowledge bomb about  Bill and Melinda Gates.

Apparently, we have all been as he put it “men in blacked” because Bill and Melinda Gates were actually murdered by ‘a tribe back in the day’. He remembers it (I don’t know how he escaped Will Smith and especially Tommy Lee Jones … this was in San Antonio after all) because ‘the President had to get involved’

Why were they murdered? Because the tribe members’ kids kept dying due to the vaccine (which he never specified) that Bill and Melinda Gates were giving administering.

He then challenged his coworkers to go look up Melinda Gates… well actually not. He never used Melinda Gates in his whole truth tellings. He just said ‘his wife.’
He challenged them to look her up because as his theory goes, she is actually being played by Robin Williams who isn’t dead but is playing her as a role / in disguise. 

So that happened. That really f’in happened. 

This man is allowed to hold gainful employment. He walks amongst us people.

This is the kind of idiocy that Trumpism encourages. This man has no shame in espousing his completely bashit theory. 

Worse still, no one at his job called him out on his obviously stupidity. 

This is why we don’t deserve democracy.

I've heard better consipracy theories on campus.

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

Texags on the otherhand....

I haven't read Texags in nearly a decade, but if you got back over there tell them that Anastasis thinks they are degens. 

10 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Texags on the otherhand....

This isn’t the worst of them either:

 

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Bucketrunner said:
and he speaks for many of us. Trump is a narcissistic jerk in many ways. But he is LIGHT YEARS ahead of any scum bag the democrats have put forth. And his policies are American centric. That's refreshing.


Dems will sell out the country and bring in 100000000000000000 trashy people form sheethole countries. 

NO.

I'd rather have a classless President who mostly does what needs to be done.

Besides, it is fun to read the squealing from other countries when he squeezes their balls on tariffs, visas etc!
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