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22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Almost makes you wonder if her MAGA stuff was all an act.

 

18 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

No, this version of her is the act. 

Yep. She’s attempting to cover her ass because she knows what’s coming.

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MTG will say anything to keep on grifting.  Please don't fall for it.

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's pretty interesting from a historical aspect at least.  Chapter 25: America's Economic Downfall Due to Hubris, Greed, and Stupidity

You know, we can look back at various empires, and pinpoint moments big and small that led to the downfall of those empires, whether they be Romans, Persians, Ottomans, British, Spanish, etc., etc. It's just so obvious in hindsight, some real "damn, they really fucked up at this particular moment in time" kinds of moments.

Most of the time, the people who were living at that time within those empires would not have realized the seriousness of those moments, because they would have grown up in a situation where the empire is all they had ever known.  They couldn't conceive of something wrecking their world and they would have seen the occasional speed bump but assumed that things would course-correct and everything would work out fine, because that's how it had always been in their lives.

And in those cases where we can assign an exact date to the end of an empire, even then for the majority of people who were living at that time, it might have been just another day. One day a farmer and his family go to sleep under one ruler or one country, and they wake up the next day under another ruler or country. He still has chickens to tend to, fields to plow, etc. He's going to hear about it after the fact. He may not even be able to see the big picture, because he lives in a tiny village in the boonies. Maybe whoever comes by to collect taxes has a different accent in the future. 

But here in America in 2025, we all have access to information (even if we don't partake of it) where we are aware of these things, and we can in fact see, in real-time where we are pissing away our influence on the world scene. We will feel the effects over time on our economy (it will be measured in years, so we will see and feel it).

Killing USAID and Voice of America and various other things we use to project soft power, we are literally giving the Chinese a power vacuum to fill, and when they fill it, we can't just put a different party in power in 2026 and 2028 and bring back everything and tell the Chinese "yeah, you guys need to leave, we got this, we'll send them some food and medicine and they'll let our oil or mining companies back in, no harm, no foul!"  

When countries pivot away from one empire to another, well, lest we forget we have a very relevant example from earlier in the year: when we got in the tariff fight with Canada, they literally said they need to pivot to Europe and replace us with Europe. When that happens, we won't be able to claw our way back into those markets easily, because that's a helluva lot of supply chains/infrastructure that does not pivot all that quickly.

When conference realignment happens globally, just like with college sports, there's usually no going back to the old conference. And this isn't the Cold War where we just keep a steady bearing and stick to our values and we can beat the Russian bear and eventually get all of those Eastern European countries on our side. China is playing a much longer game than we and the Soviets were.

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7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
#aggeez:  Besides, it is fun to read the squealing from other countries when he squeezes their balls on tariffs, visas etc!

My favorite litmus test.  "Hey, how do those tariffs work anyway?"

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Almost makes you wonder if her MAGA stuff was all an act.

She is clearly evolving.

20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I haven't seen a single person here defending Trump's post. It's bottom on the barrel narcissistic lack of humanity shit.

Here is what Reiner said after Kirk's murder. 

"I unfortunately saw the video of it and it’s beyond belief what happened to him and that should never happen to anybody. I don’t care what your political beliefs are. That’s not acceptable..."

 

Agreed, MAGA doesn't spend a lot of time these days defending the words and actions of this administration. They just continue to bury their heads in the sand and pretend that they know nothing about the shitbaggery unfolding daily, while eagerly awaiting their chances to jump on liberals for their rhetoric and calls for violence.

 

31 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

No, this version of her is the act. 

Most definitely. But, if this wretched bitch is the canary in the coal mine that sees what's coming, then god bless her. I'm just not that optimistic.

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

MTG will say anything to keep on grifting.  Please don't fall for it.

100% this.

She didn't wake up one day and realize the error of her ways and become a good guy.  This isn't wrestling.

She's just saying whatever she thinks the room wants to hear.

34 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I don’t know where to put this so I guess I’m gonna put it here.
Waiting to pick up a part that I ordered online at a Ford dealership, I overheard one of those service-intake guys discussing his knowledge bomb about  Bill and Melinda Gates.

Apparently, we have all been as he put it “men in blacked” because Bill and Melinda Gates were actually murdered by ‘a tribe back in the day’. He remembers it (I don’t know how he escaped Will Smith and especially Tommy Lee Jones … this was in San Antonio after all) because ‘the President had to get involved’

Why were they murdered? Because the tribe members’ kids kept dying due to the vaccine (which he never specified) that Bill and Melinda Gates were giving administering.

He then challenged his coworkers to go look up Melinda Gates… well actually not. He never used Melinda Gates in his whole truth tellings. He just said ‘his wife.’
He challenged them to look her up because as his theory goes, she is actually being played by Robin Williams who isn’t dead but is playing her as a role / in disguise. 

So that happened. That really f’in happened. 

This man is allowed to hold gainful employment. He walks amongst us people.

This is the kind of idiocy that Trumpism encourages. This man has no shame in espousing his completely bashit theory. 

Worse still, no one at his job called him out on his obviously stupidity. 

This is why we don’t deserve democracy.

That man has worked on your vehicle at some point. You've put your life in his hands. 

One of my blistering hot takes is that it is good when scumbags feel compelled to maintain a modicum of decorum and tact because to do so is in their narrow self-interest. It helps maintain discourse within non-sociopathic bounds and cumulatively, places actual behavioral boundaries on them. 
 

“Authenticity” is a morally neutral character trait depending on what one’s authentic self is. 

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41 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This isn’t the worst of them either:

 

 

infinity ag
 
 
1:23p 
 
In reply to Bucketrunner
 
Bucketrunner said:
and he speaks for many of us. Trump is a narcissistic jerk in many ways. But he is LIGHT YEARS ahead of any scum bag the democrats have put forth. And his policies are American centric. That's refreshing.


Dems will sell out the country and bring in 100000000000000000 trashy people form sheethole countries. 

NO.

I'd rather have a classless President who mostly does what needs to be done.

Besides, it is fun to read the squealing from other countries when he squeezes their balls on tariffs, visas etc!

when you talk to these retards and you confront them with any of the millions of factually awful things donald trump has done, their response is always the same: they gently scoff, smile, and/or laugh, genuinely amused that your tiny libtard mind has fallen for the mainstream media propaganda about “Mr.Trump” as they call him. these are the same type of people who will say, “an aggie never lies, cheats, or steals” and mean it with all of their heart, like it’s an objective fact.

in their world, anyone who is (for example) horrified by a secret police force that’s disappearing US citizens (including veterans) with no due process, is just a hysterical liberal who believes everything that the crooked left wing media feeds them. they pity you for being so gullible, and then chuckle with their MAGAT friends and family about how hysterical and brainwashed *you* are.

the denizens of texags are the personification of trumpers, which was cute and funny when they were confined to their WASPy little corner of the internet. but now there are tens of millions of them, and they have been empowered, and they decide our elections. the dumbest, most racist, hateful, overconfident losers you’ve ever known have now twice elected the dumbest, most racist, hateful, overconfident loser in American history, and i’m pretty sure that we’ll all be dead before this country ever resembles anything that existed before 2016, if we ever even recover enough to do so. 

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18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

She's just saying whatever she thinks the room wants to hear.

She wants to end all funding to Ukraine. Fuck her with a cactus.

25 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

They just continue to bury their heads in the sand and pretend that they know nothing about the shitbaggery unfolding daily,

just taking cues from Dear Leader. “i pardoned who? he did what? i don’t know him. i don’t know anything about that.” plus a million other daily examples.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm liking the new @Derka.  Pos rep.

I like all the Derkas that have ever been

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like all the Derkas that have ever been

Well, that's because you're a pushover.

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38 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

She is clearly evolving.

gonna need to see the feet

43 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

She is clearly evolving.

I'm curious if she has a new person in her orbit that might be influencing her.  If she was exploring going for office higher than Rep, she may have brought in new/more consultants.  Maybe there is one that she trusts and is amplifying.  Pushing back on Trump is one thing, but she also seems to be doing it competently.  That competence is surprising.  

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8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

usa branded clinics world wide, stocked with common and simple meds should be a no brainer 

*should also be a no brainer across the US too 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You know, we can look back at various empires, and pinpoint moments big and small that led to the downfall of those empires, whether they be Romans, Persians, Ottomans, British, Spanish, etc., etc. It's just so obvious in hindsight, some real "damn, they really fucked up at this particular moment in time" kinds of moments.

Most of the time, the people who were living at that time within those empires would not have realized the seriousness of those moments, because they would have grown up in a situation where the empire is all they had ever known.  They couldn't conceive of something wrecking their world and they would have seen the occasional speed bump but assumed that things would course-correct and everything would work out fine, because that's how it had always been in their lives.

And in those cases where we can assign an exact date to the end of an empire, even then for the majority of people who were living at that time, it might have been just another day. One day a farmer and his family go to sleep under one ruler or one country, and they wake up the next day under another ruler or country. He still has chickens to tend to, fields to plow, etc. He's going to hear about it after the fact. He may not even be able to see the big picture, because he lives in a tiny village in the boonies. Maybe whoever comes by to collect taxes has a different accent in the future. 

But here in America in 2025, we all have access to information (even if we don't partake of it) where we are aware of these things, and we can in fact see, in real-time where we are pissing away our influence on the world scene. We will feel the effects over time on our economy (it will be measured in years, so we will see and feel it).

Killing USAID and Voice of America and various other things we use to project soft power, we are literally giving the Chinese a power vacuum to fill, and when they fill it, we can't just put a different party in power in 2026 and 2028 and bring back everything and tell the Chinese "yeah, you guys need to leave, we got this, we'll send them some food and medicine and they'll let our oil or mining companies back in, no harm, no foul!"  

When countries pivot away from one empire to another, well, lest we forget we have a very relevant example from earlier in the year: when we got in the tariff fight with Canada, they literally said they need to pivot to Europe and replace us with Europe. When that happens, we won't be able to claw our way back into those markets easily, because that's a helluva lot of supply chains/infrastructure that does not pivot all that quickly.

When conference realignment happens globally, just like with college sports, there's usually no going back to the old conference. And this isn't the Cold War where we just keep a steady bearing and stick to our values and we can beat the Russian bear and eventually get all of those Eastern European countries on our side. China is playing a much longer game than we and the Soviets were.

i've said more than once this past year... we're not special, it's just our turn. 

30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm liking the new @Derka.  Pos rep.

me too.  Derka's got his head screwed on pretty straight these days. 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

I don’t know where to put this so I guess I’m gonna put it here.
Waiting to pick up a part that I ordered online at a Ford dealership, I overheard one of those service-intake guys discussing his knowledge bomb about  Bill and Melinda Gates.

Apparently, we have all been as he put it “men in blacked” because Bill and Melinda Gates were actually murdered by ‘a tribe back in the day’. He remembers it (I don’t know how he escaped Will Smith and especially Tommy Lee Jones … this was in San Antonio after all) because ‘the President had to get involved’

Why were they murdered? Because the tribe members’ kids kept dying due to the vaccine (which he never specified) that Bill and Melinda Gates were giving administering.

He then challenged his coworkers to go look up Melinda Gates… well actually not. He never used Melinda Gates in his whole truth tellings. He just said ‘his wife.’
He challenged them to look her up because as his theory goes, she is actually being played by Robin Williams who isn’t dead but is playing her as a role / in disguise. 

So that happened. That really f’in happened. 

This man is allowed to hold gainful employment. He walks amongst us people.

This is the kind of idiocy that Trumpism encourages. This man has no shame in espousing his completely bashit theory. 

Worse still, no one at his job called him out on his obviously stupidity. 

This is why we don’t deserve democracy.

 

 

They couldn’t ship the part to your house?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I went to see It’s A Wonderful Life at the Paramount last night, and the scene where the narrator says “like everyone else, he wept and cried on VE Day…” meaning people were crying tears of joy and relief en masse, made me think that if Trump dies in the next 5 years, it will be a similar sentiment around the civilized world.  I have fireworks and expensive scotch I am holding back.  I will take several days off from work to celebrate.  I just really hope he doesn’t live long enough to fade away and to have his heinous acts blurred by the passage of time.

 

I, too have booze at the house.  But before I partake, I'm going to drive to my local liquor store, sit in the parking lot and see just how busy the place is.  

I have a feeling they will be crowded that day.

 

 

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Referring to himself in the 3rd person, nice.

 

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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May 2025. There is no evidence Berkshire is moving in Yen. The CrYpTo boys are frantic to staunch the bleeding. 

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Referring to himself in the 3rd person, nice.

 

This is a nightmare. 

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if it ain't, it'll do till the nightmare gets here

This is a nightmare. 

He’s saying that anyone who doesn’t support him deserves to be brutally murdered. Not only deserves it, but that is the actual cause of it. He is really, really sick and deranged. And it’s going to keep getting worse.
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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

if it ain't, it'll do till the nightmare gets here

Signs and wonders.

It's vanity, is what it is.

The dismal tide.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:


He’s saying that anyone who doesn’t support him deserves to be brutally murdered. Not only deserves it, but that is the actual cause of it. He is really, really sick and deranged. And it’s going to keep getting worse.

He didn't say that explicitly.

He did, however, say that "he was very bad for the country."

Which is just astonishing talk.  Somehow, I continue to be astonished by what a piece of shit he is.

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I, too have booze at the house.  But before I partake, I'm going to drive to my local liquor store, sit in the parking lot and see just how busy the place is.  

I have a feeling they will be crowded that day.

 

 

I'm going to stand on my roof and beat my meat.D

10 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Referring to himself in the 3rd person, nice.

 

Don likes his steak well-done!

13 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Referring to himself in the 3rd person, nice.

 

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He didn't say that explicitly.
He did, however, say that "he was very bad for the country."
Which is just astonishing talk.  Somehow, I continue to be astonished by what a piece of shit he is.

In his post this morning? Yeah he blamed his murder on Reiner’s “TDS”. I think it’s fair to make the connection.
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In his post this morning? Yeah he blamed his murder on Reiner’s “TDS”. I think it’s fair to make the connection.

Im just contrasting what he actually said with what he strongly implied, not arguing with you.  His literal words were bad enough.

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Im just contrasting what he actually said with what he strongly implied, not arguing with you.  His literal words were bad enough.

You do this a lot with Trump (and the right in general) and I'm not sure it's something that you actually need to be doing? 

5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

You do this a lot with Trump (and the right in general) and I'm not sure it's something that you actually need to be doing? 

ikr? bc the right wing is soooo careful about nuance and communicating with truth and clarity 🙄

19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He didn't say that explicitly.

He did, however, say that "he was very bad for the country."

Which is just astonishing talk.  Somehow, I continue to be astonished by what a piece of shit he is.

He cannot possibly let any other person lead the headlines for more than 5 seconds.  He has to do something outrageous enough to supplant whatever the other news of the day is.

With regards to Trump shit-canning the ASL interpreter at his press conferences:  please, assemble a video montage of the double-fisted handjob, the microphone blowjob, the "bing bing bing" hand exclamations, the general tiny hand squeezebox movements, etc.  

Rob Reiner was very bad for the country. Rob Reiner. The actor/director of some of the most memorable comedies and dramas of his generation. HE was the one that was very bad for the country. 

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“… and that’s why, despite his flaws and the plain language of the Constitution, we must support President Trump this November.”

- Erick Erickson, October 2028

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

That man has worked on your vehicle at some point. You've put your life in his hands. 

The folks that collect your keys aren’t turning wrenches. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

That man has worked on your vehicle at some point. You've put your life in his hands. 

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I wish this could happen:

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