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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

In Trump I, he could justify firing someone in his mind because they weren't sufficiently loyal, in his view.

In Trump II, everyone is fucking loyal.  They bend over backwards to show how loyal they are.  Shit, his cabinet meetings are a suck-fest to show who is the most loyal that day.  In other words, he isn't firing anyone, no matter what they do, because loyalty.

 

 

 

I don't think Dump will think she was terribly loyal in these interviews.

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

In Trump I, he could justify firing someone in his mind because they weren't sufficiently loyal, in his view.

In Trump II, everyone is fucking loyal.  They bend over backwards to show how loyal they are.  Shit, his cabinet meetings are a suck-fest to show who is the most loyal that day.  In other words, he isn't firing anyone, no matter what they do, because loyalty.

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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

In Trump I, he could justify firing someone in his mind because they weren't sufficiently loyal, in his view.

In Trump II, everyone is fucking loyal.  They bend over backwards to show how loyal they are.  Shit, his cabinet meetings are a suck-fest to show who is the most loyal that day.  In other words, he isn't firing anyone, no matter what they do, because loyalty.

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Something else going on. They aren’t this unsavvy. 

Agreed. She has real juice and she knows what she's doing. That said, I'm having trouble seeing the play.  

13 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I don't think Dump will think she was terribly loyal in these interviews.

 

Maybe Susie is just tired of all this, and this was her way of saying bye. Now, does it lead to her getting fired?  Possibly.  But as stated earlier, she has a book to write and whatnot, so she will profit from this past 2 years of her life.    

Anyone associated with Trump is a Koolaid drinker, but it appears that Susie just took a sip, is worn out, and looking for an exit ASAP.

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23 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Trump is a vile, dusgusting man.  He can't even write a sympathy post without injecting his hatred into it.

Yep, and he just never misses a chance to show the world what a giant steaming piece of shit he truly is. Indeed he jumps at every chance with the glee of a toddler receiving a new puppy as a gift.

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Agreed. She has real juice and she knows what she's doing. That said, I'm having trouble seeing the play.  

I think it's (trying to be) a couple plays in one. First, she's getting Trump's side out there on a lot of important issues unchallenged. E.g. the birthday note is fake, there's nothing incriminating in the Epstein files, he really cares about peace, etc.  Second, she's knifing people in the admin she doesn't like, but glazing allies so that she'll have some key MAGA allies post-Trump. And third, she's giving enough grist that later she can argue she tried to stop all the worst shit, to help ensure she's got friends outside of MAGA post-Trump too.

7 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I think it's (trying to be) a couple plays in one. First, she's getting Trump's side out there on a lot of important issues unchallenged. E.g. the birthday note is fake, there's nothing incriminating in the Epstein files, he really cares about peace, etc.  Second, she's knifing people in the admin she doesn't like, but glazing allies so that she'll have some key MAGA allies post-Trump. And third, she's giving enough grist that later she can argue she tried to stop all the worst shit, to help ensure she's got friends outside of MAGA post-Trump too.

Does any of that matter though if the narrative of this that is out there is what is currently…out there. 
 

Now don’t get me wrong. In a world where there is a blunder, an atrocious statement/act, etc a day that don’t seem to matter this is probably just another one to throw on the fire, but with how this is being covered it is not accomplishing any of the above except maybe the personal stuff for Wiles herself. 
 

Put another way. If all of that was the intent. The soundbites that are out there now show horrible execution and post 38656 certainly wouldn’t be necessary 

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of course vance turns it into an anti-mask, anti-Biden rant.  go fuck a sofa, asshole.

18 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I can't believe the dealer is OK with that.  Sure, maybe 95% of F150 drivers are MAGAts, any business catering to the public has to knw better than to alienate any portion of their customer base.

For decades, the right of Limbaugh and Reagan have assumed they're right and everybody agrees with them. Countless times I've been at different types of gatherings and had someone start spouting conservative shit in the loud, certain voice that assumes "we're all in agreement here, right?" It's worse now. Those idiots working behind that counter in the picture assume libs can't afford cars.

 

13 hours ago, Derka said:

 

He doesn't lead the free world. The free world will be better off for it.

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

So you believe that you do fuck couches?

18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Agreed. She has real juice and she knows what she's doing. That said, I'm having trouble seeing the play.  

There is no play. Wiles knows she is an untouchable, probably just a case of a big ego with loose lips.

Everyone in Trump's mafia has already come out defending and supporting her. Trump will probably laugh it off the next time he's asked about it. 

This was from a week ago. He probably trusts her more than Melania. This is a non-story in their world. 

 

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"Susie who? I never knew her. She might have taken my coat once or maybe brought me a Diet Coke when I pushed the button on my desk. Anyway she's useless. A horrible person. Bad judgment. Nobody I asked seems to remember her but they didn't like her. And frankly she was ugly. Next question. "

You left out 'nasty'.  Anytime a woman gets cross threaded with the dotard, she is 'nasty'.

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22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

My favorite litmus test.  "Hey, how do those tariffs work anyway?"

My tariff anecdote for the day:

The other day I had me annual eye exam and I went to Costco for some new glasses. I've noticed they tend to keep the same stock for a long time, and I've always been able to get new frames just like my old ones if I really liked them. Not this time. The manager of that department explained to me that Trump is a fucking idiot, without saying he's a fucking idiot, and that (long story short) his tariffs are forcing Costco to change the way they buy almost everthing to keep prices as low as possible (thus the lawsuit). In the case of the frames, it means they now have to buy smaller lots with shorter term deals, so the selection will be constantly changing now. I didn't make it political, and neither did the manager, but it was amusing to watch him struggle, clearly taking every fiber of his being to keep it strictly factual, without launching into a 'Trump is a fucking idiot' tirade. 

55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Says the guy that got the whole "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats." thing rolling.

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Says the guy that got the whole "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats." thing rolling.

And then admitted to making it up. And then 79 million people voted for them. 

22 hours ago, TexArcher said:

100% this.

She didn't wake up one day and realize the error of her ways and become a good guy.  This isn't wrestling.

She's just saying whatever she thinks the room wants to hear.

All true ... but the promising sign I get here is the simple fact that she and others are starting to get the feeling that 'what the room wants to hear' is changing.

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV

" Mr. Ackman is advising young men to try the line, “May I meet you?”, a strategy that in his own experience, he says, “almost never got a no.” 

Oh shit... I have been going with  "May I MEAT you?" 

15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let's all make guesses.   

 

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Land incursion in Venezuela to get that oil....

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let's all make guesses.   

 

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Venezuela had better scramble whatever fighters they have.

 

$2,000 tariff dividend checks to red states only.  Only billionaires and white trash are eligible.

24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let's all make guesses.   

 

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We won the war on Christmas!  Add it to the list for the peacemaker in chief. 

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If Wiles goes do we get Chief of State Miller?

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

If Wiles goes do we get Chief of State Miller?

Minister of interior 

"My fellow Americans, You know how that song goes "War, what is good for?". It's a catchy song, great song. "War, what is good for?" They say "absolutely nothing", but it's good for a lot, actually...I really like war. So I say vaya con dios to our Venezuela friends. Marco taught me that one. Vaya con dios!"  

 

 

 

21 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm going to stand on my roof and beat my meat.D

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Minister of interior 

Minister of Information. 

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"My fellow Americans, You know how that song goes "War, what is good for?". It's a catchy song, great song. "War, what is good for?" They say "absolutely nothing", but it's good for a lot, actually...I really like war. So I say vaya con dios to our Venezuela friends. Marco taught me that one. Vaya con dios!"  

 

 

 

"War is the easiest path to getting that Nobel Peace Prize that I cherish."

An early Christmas gift from Dear Leader. Things couldn't be better. 

 

IOW, he just wants to suck his own dick in front of the country.

I hope he offers more money saving tips like buying fewer toys and minimizes economic hardships for Americans. Those insights are bigly helpful.

42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let's all make guesses.   

 

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"My Fellow Americans, if you haven't gotten your Trump Bible yet, well shame on you, BUT I'm here with an exciting new offer.  The Trump-Wow.  You remember that Vince guy with the Sham-Wow.  Yea I thought he was a loser, decent product though and tonight for a one time donation of $599 or the purchase of an approved Trump Crypto coin the new Trump Wow can be yours.  You'll be saying TRUMP every time you use this towel.  It's like a shammy, it's like a towel it's like a sponge....sponge ahh sponge, remember one time when I was on an island this beautiful young lady washing my back with a sponge, she ever so gently carrased....oh wait where was I.  Anyway, this thing works wet, it works dry and it's yours to Make America Clean Again.  Thank you for your attention to this matter"

 

 

 

 

"Oh and we just bombed Venezuela"

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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"What kind of tape? We didn't used to have duct tape. But, I was eating at a restaurant and someone ordered duck and it looked like it had a sticky sauce and I thought 'duck would make good tape' and so that was my idea. Is there audio and video of her clearly saying it? Was her DNA taken at the same time to make sure it was her? Susie said she didn't say it and I believe her. AI can make it look or sound like someone said something and they didn't. Barron knows computers and he said those things can be made up by the demented deep state. This is just fake news."

13 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

IOW, he just wants to suck his own dick in front of the country.

This is exactly what it’s going to be. Probably.

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I don't think Dump will think she was terribly loyal in these interviews.

motherfucker won't have the first clue about what she was quoted as saying because not only is he fuckdumb in every aspect of intelligence and furthermore clinically demented, the orange shitgibbon doesn't read...never has...hell, he can't read, especially a piece such as that.  he'll be lied to about what it said and he's cool with that b/c...journalist fault.

what he's not going to be cool with is the attention she's getting.

side note...had no fucking clue she's Pat Summarall's daughter.  that made me smile a bit.

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Something else going on. They aren’t this unsavvy. 

I'm having a hard time mixing retarded and savvy in my drink right now. Im with @Hank Kingsley is pub so lets take it. 

Either that or its a slow take over and kick out of trump (which is where my little hope for any change lies. Epstein death march.) or he just croaks already.

IOW, he just wants to suck his own dick in front of the country.

I would prefer he commit seppuku.
15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

"My Fellow Americans, if you haven't gotten your Trump Bible yet, well shame on you, BUT I'm here with an exciting new offer.  The Trump-Wow.  You remember that Vince guy with the Sham-Wow.  Yea I thought he was a loser, decent product though and tonight for a one time donation of $599 or the purchase of an approved Trump Crypto coin the new Trump Wow can be yours.  You'll be saying TRUMP every time you use this towel.  It's like a shammy, it's like a towel it's like a sponge....sponge ahh sponge, remember one time when I was on an island this beautiful young lady washing my back with a sponge, she ever so gently carrased....oh wait where was I.  Anyway, this thing works wet, it works dry and it's yours to Make America Clean Again.  Thank you for your attention to this matter"

 

 

 

 

"Oh and we just bombed Venezuela"

A towel, you say?

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13 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

IOW, he just wants to suck his own dick in front of the country.

my lovely wife's been teaching yoga for 24 years (still does despite a real full-time job) and a few weeks back i asked to help me get started doing some yoga for 30 mins each morning. 

w:  "great!  but i need to have some idea of what you want to accomplish in order to come up with a routine"

me:  "baby, honestly, i'm good with whatever you can came up with that'll allow me to suck my own dick ."

w: ...

me:. "wat..."

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