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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lolololol

 

Every time I post "dumbest.  timeline.  ever.".....could Surly just auto-fill in "SO FAR."  That would be helpful, thanks.

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that's super easy to say and totally rolls off the tongue. didn't think I would live to see Idiocracy in the rear view mirror, but here we are. bring on Dildozer and let's get it over with

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's super easy to say and totally rolls off the tongue. didn't think I would live to see Idiocracy in the rear view mirror, but here we are

I was already typing up a post saying that one day we will learn Mike Judge was a time traveler. 

That picture is fucking hilarious. Holy shit.

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I don’t know what I love most… the different fonts, leaving the second “the” on there, or how completely devoid of appreciation trump is for performing arts

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I was already typing up a post saying that one day we will learn Mike Judge was a time traveler. 

... and Matt Groening. Some of their work has led me to seriously consider that they might be from the future. It's uncanny.

Just now, wood said:

... and Matt Groening. Some of their work has led me to seriously consider that they might be from the future. It's uncanny.

or at the very least have opened their third eye and have tapped into other dimensions. or just very lucky. any of those could work

2 minutes ago, bluto said:

I don’t know what I love most… the different fonts, leaving the second “the” on there, or how completely devoid of appreciation trump is for performing arts

Yeah, wow. That 2nd 'The" is just mind-bottling. And yeah the new letters look lighter in color as well imho. Typical shitty, half-assed bullshit from people who know nothing but half-assed, shitty bullshit.

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The also added it in a way that will make it very easy to remove.

1 minute ago, wood said:

Yeah, wow. That 2nd 'The" is just mind-bottling. And yeah the new letters look lighter in color as well imho. Typical shitty, half-assed bullshit from people who know nothing but half-assed, shitty bullshit.

He may as well have just scribbled it up there with his hurricane sharpie

3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I hope to God we do get rid of all that shit!

and make him watch while we do it. 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

and make him watch while we do it. 

I'd prefer the reality where we remove it BECAUSE he's not around to see it

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55 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We all knew guys like Andrew in college.  The world was a better place when they were just weirdos behind a table on the west mall instead of driving public policy for the President. 

Yup, and in high school. They went to the Pentecostal and jehova witness churches in Gainesville.

 

This is also true:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lolololol

 

 

 

Fucking Jayden getting swept up in radical right wing racist shit.

 

You know our people don’t do this shit bro!

39 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yup, and in high school. They went to the Pentecostal and jehova witness churches in Gainesville.

 

This is also true:

 

 

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My Grandpa, who treating lying like a sport, used to read newspaper headlines to an idiot he worked with, making up half of them just to rile him up.  He would have made so much money in today's media. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

I don’t know what I love most… the different fonts, leaving the second “the” on there, or how completely devoid of appreciation trump is for performing arts

On brand. This signage installation has all the precision and skill of an altered hurricane map.

Efforts to cover up mistake on Dorian ...

 

 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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5 hours ago, Tuco said:

My vote is for the John Milius special - a massive stroke that prevents him from talking or writing, but he can still hear and understand.  He just has to sit there and listen while his legacy is debated.  I believe that would be his customized hell and we could watch.  

an elderly man with a beard is sitting at a table with a bell in his hand .

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Only we tell him he can blow himself up, but there’s no bomb. He just has to sit there in his own waste.
 

Where do I sign up?
4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

But if prices go down from $1,000 to $100, that's just a 90% decrease.  Anybody with the least little bit of understanding of math understands that the 900% increase and the 90% decrease both denote a difference of $900.  But what percentage of the American people do you think have that least-little-bit level of mathematical knowledge?  50%?  Not a chance.  33%?  I mean, maybe if you're lucky.  It's probably less than 20%, if we're being realistic. 

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Remember that most Americans read at or below a sixth-grade level.

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only the best people ....

 

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is also one of those weird sort of interstices in the law.  The legislation that created it called it the Kennedy Center.  But it didn't say the name couldn't be changed etc.

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45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

only the best people ....

 

Why do all these people look so goddamn weird?  

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I never put much credence into Trump rigging the 2024 election, particularly in the swing states. I try to avoid conspiratorial theories and accepted the results.

But the reality is Trump and his administration are governing like they stole the election. They're doing absolutely nothing positive for their constituents, outside of the culture war bullshit. Economy is tanking, morale is extremely low, but Trump and his buddies are making billions and telling us this is the best America has ever been.

We're at the point where it actually feels logical that they stole the election. 

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do all these people look so goddamn weird?  


It's self-selecting. They are weird, unattractive outcasts in the regular, normal, every-day society that you and I live in.   You might as well ask why dirt falls to the bottom of a bucket of water. 

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17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do all these people look so goddamn weird?  

Don’t you be disparaging racist Philip Seymour Hoffman. 

53 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I never put much credence into Trump rigging the 2024 election, particularly in the swing states. I try to avoid conspiratorial theories and accepted the results.

But the reality is Trump and his administration are governing like they stole the election. They're doing absolutely nothing positive for their constituents, outside of the culture war bullshit. Economy is tanking, morale is extremely low, but Trump and his buddies are making billions and telling us this is the best America has ever been.

We're at the point where it actually feels logical that they stole the election. 

Or it is a case of the store is on fire, and the employees are looting the cash register and various valuables while running out, rather than trying to put the fire out, because they don't care about the place.

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Or it is a case of the store is on fire, and the employees are looting the cash register and various valuables while running out, rather than trying to put the fire out, because they don't care about the place.

The are the owners of the store. They set it on fire.

And they trapped all the employees and customers inside.

And they’re just pissing on the store instead of calling the fire dept

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I never put much credence into Trump rigging the 2024 election, particularly in the swing states. I try to avoid conspiratorial theories and accepted the results.

But the reality is Trump and his administration are governing like they stole the election. They're doing absolutely nothing positive for their constituents, outside of the culture war bullshit. Economy is tanking, morale is extremely low, but Trump and his buddies are making billions and telling us this is the best America has ever been.

We're at the point where it actually feels logical that they stole the election. 

They are governing like the next elections will be rigged. 

They are governing like the next elections will be rigged. 

Yup
31 minutes ago, Orange-4-Life said:

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10 hours ago, Tuco said:

My vote is for the John Milius special - a massive stroke that prevents him from talking or writing, but he can still hear and understand.  He just has to sit there and listen while his legacy is debated.  I believe that would be his customized hell and we could watch.  

Triple D beat me to it.

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Tell me you aren't wishcasting what a book actually says, instead of, I dunno, actually reading the book.  

 

 

After all this is over (I know, I know) I would assume Trump and his cronies will be put on trial. Can American re-coup any of the ill gotten gains he has made through civil cases?  LIke make him pay for rebuilding the East wing, seizing emoluments, even if he has hidden them in shell corps or given them to his heirs someway.  Maybe take all his bitcoin scams and start a HBCU endowment?  Turn every Trump property into a homeless shelter or halfway house? 

It just pisses the hell out of me to know how many crooked ass people are benefitting from toadying for this guy, running scams and deals to enrich themselves to the expense of our foundering middle and lower classes.  

Why does everything have to be a performance? Ruthlessly kill them. Okay Pete.

Because they’re clowns and entertainers, not statesmen.
53 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

They are governing like the next elections will be rigged. 

Probably.

But a lot of the people behind Trump, like P2025, Thiel and the weirdos, are the kind of Republicans that could never get elected.

Trump gave them a free pass

43 minutes ago, C-Man said:

From the comments:

Thanks for helping us understand how folks end up voting for Trump.

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