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51 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Sure is naming a lot of stuff after himself.  I hope it's because he's worried about how much longer he's going to to curse us with his presence.  

People need to stop saying that.  We should all hope to the very core of our beings that Trump lives out his term for exactly one reason: 2028.

A mentally declining Donald Trump will be little more than his malignant narcissism.  People may explain to him why he can't have a third term and that he has to smooth the transition to a new Republican standard-bearer, . . . but this is Donald Trump we're talking about.  The notion that the Republican Party--much less the United States--could move on without him is more than he can possibly bear.  There is simply no way he can gracefully hand over the Party and his support to someone else.

So starting in 2027, and in ways small and large, he will undermine and diminish whoever is leading the Repubican primary--essentially trying to position himself as the only only possible nominee.  If it comes down to a contest between Cruz and Vance, for instance, he will switch his supposed support at least a dozen times.  Someone will come into the Convention with enough delegates to secure the nomination, but it probably won't happen until late.  And even then, it will be after a bitter primary contest.

And even after someone gets the nomination, Trump will subtly (and not so subtly) undermine the nominee.  Until somewhere around October 10 he'll drop the idea that people ought to write him in.  And a bunch of his idiot supporters will.  It won't be a huge number.  But it will be enough to make a material difference in anything approaching a swing state.

And ultimately, that's what Trump wants.  He wants to be the last Republican president.  Because the notion that the party can exist without him is noxious to his ego.

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1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

People need to stop saying that.  We should all hope to the very core of our beings that Trump lives out his term for exactly one reason: 2028.

A mentally declining Donald Trump will be little more than his malignant narcissism.  People may explain to him why he can't have a third term and that he has to smooth the transition to a new Republican standard-bearer, . . . but this is Donald Trump we're talking about.  The notion that the Republican Party--much less the United States--could move on without him is more than he can possibly bear.  There is simply no way he can gracefully hand over the Party and his support to someone else.

So starting in 2027, and in ways small and large, he will undermine and diminish whoever is leading the Repubican primary--essentially trying to position himself as the only only possible nominee.  If it comes down to a contest between Cruz and Vance, for instance, he will switch his supposed support at least a dozen times.  Someone will come into the Convention with enough delegates to secure the nomination, but it probably won't happen until late.  And even then, it will be after a bitter primary contest.

And even after someone gets the nomination, Trump will subtly (and not so subtly) undermine the nominee.  Until somewhere around October 10 he'll drop the idea that people ought to write him in.  And a bunch of his idiot supporters will.  It won't be a huge number.  But it will be enough to make a material difference in anything approaching a swing state.

And ultimately, that's what Trump wants.  He wants to be the last Republican president.  Because the notion that the party can exist without him is noxious to his ego.

He hasn't even been president for a year yet. What do you think things are going to be like by 2028?

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

People need to stop saying that.  We should all hope to the very core of our beings that Trump lives out his term for exactly one reason: 2028.

A mentally declining Donald Trump will be little more than his malignant narcissism.  People may explain to him why he can't have a third term and that he has to smooth the transition to a new Republican standard-bearer, . . . but this is Donald Trump we're talking about.  The notion that the Republican Party--much less the United States--could move on without him is more than he can possibly bear.  There is simply no way he can gracefully hand over the Party and his support to someone else.

So starting in 2027, and in ways small and large, he will undermine and diminish whoever is leading the Repubican primary--essentially trying to position himself as the only only possible nominee.  If it comes down to a contest between Cruz and Vance, for instance, he will switch his supposed support at least a dozen times.  Someone will come into the Convention with enough delegates to secure the nomination, but it probably won't happen until late.  And even then, it will be after a bitter primary contest.

And even after someone gets the nomination, Trump will subtly (and not so subtly) undermine the nominee.  Until somewhere around October 10 he'll drop the idea that people ought to write him in.  And a bunch of his idiot supporters will.  It won't be a huge number.  But it will be enough to make a material difference in anything approaching a swing state.

And ultimately, that's what Trump wants.  He wants to be the last Republican president.  Because the notion that the party can exist without him is noxious to his ego.

Counterpoint: it is currently 5:13 pm, and I would experience unspeakable joy if I got the news of his death at 5:14 pm.

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I used to love Phil. Now he's FIGJAM. What a dickbag.

He's always been the same guy.

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Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Medication math not going away

 

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Yeah, arrest all those people who haven't even been accused of committing a crime. Meanwhile, the guy currently in charge was convicted of 34 felonies and would have been convicted of about 50 more had he not been, you know, elected President. Fucking upside down world. 

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Just now, Red Five said:

Yeah, arrest all those people who haven't even been accused of committing a crime. Meanwhile, the guy currently in charge was convicted of 34 felonies and would have been convicted of about 50 more had he not been, you know, elected President. Fucking upside down world. 

 

also raped multiple children 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

also raped multiple children 

Grown people as well. 

It's just fucking insanity that we're living through this. 

4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

He's always been the same guy.

He was way less objectionable pre-LIV and pre-Trump/MAGA

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This is like when I drew the ultimate tank that could also fly and had unlimited Playboys in fifth grade. 
 

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Here are the top ten diplomatic wins of 2025. Coming in at 10 “renaming the institute of peace after Trump.” 
 

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Hahaha, #3. "Oh just world peace. Yep, we did it. Anyway, to the rest of the list...."

Securing peace around the world is a big one, I’m surprised it landed at #3. And also that it wasn’t enough for the Nobel committee. 
 

TIL blowing up boats and arresting people are diplomacy. 

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Also when the Kennedy center renaming posts were happening, I meant to foretell that the next naval ship off the mine would be renamed to the Trump, but I don’t think I ever made the post and then he went and one upped me with an entire class of unnecessary ships. 
 

so I’ll get out ahead of this and say the new commanders stadium will have to be trump stadium. 

55 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Medication math not going away

 

Where's my money for my olmesartan medoxomil I'm taking?!?!

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Probably just going to give it all to Tim Ballard so he can encourage the kidnapping of children in South America again

I was at Central Market in Southlake today for a few things that can't be found at your regular grocery stores.  It was a madhouse, of course, but what I was astounded by is that on two separate occasions, I overheard your average white NE Tarrant County denizens I live among bitching up down and sideways to their shopping partners about how expensive shit has gotten....at Central Market, in Southlake.   

Now most of my average neighbors are still pulling that sweet sweet Trump lever, but if people in Southlake are bitching about how expensive stuff is, good god, what's going on elsewhere.  

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37 minutes ago, Orange-4-Life said:

 

I really don't think that class of ship should be named after a 34 time convicted felon and twice-impeached child rapist. But that's just me. 

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I love how in all of the battle scenes, every weapons systems is firing.   Missiles are launching, guns are blasting and lasers are lasering.  Because that would totally happen.  

3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

So this whole "golden fleet" announcement was just another way for Trump to get his name on something?
 

 

Is there anything more obsolete in modern warfare than a battleship?

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I was at Central Market in Southlake today for a few things that can't be found at your regular grocery stores.  It was a madhouse, of course, but what I was astounded by is that on two separate occasions, I overheard your average white NE Tarrant County denizens I live among bitching up down and sideways to their shopping partners about how expensive shit has gotten....at Central Market, in Southlake.   

Now most of my average neighbors are still pulling that sweet sweet Trump lever, but if people in Southlake are bitching about how expensive stuff is, good god, what's going on elsewhere.  

So subtle, it was almost not a humblebrag. Well played SB, well played.

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is there anything more obsolete in modern warfare than a battleship?

Bayonet?

Here are the top ten diplomatic wins of 2025. Coming in at 10 “renaming the institute of peace after Trump.” 
 
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What about Liberation Day? The tariffs are generating so much money for the American people.

What about following through on the campaign promise to finally release the Epstein files and expose those scumbags Clinton and Gates? That’s a major accomplishment.

What about getting Erika Kirk back on the market so JD Vance can get a partner with a more suitable fabric color?

What about getting the economy to record highs and ending the affordability hoax?
4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is there anything more obsolete in modern warfare than a battleship?

Yeah, the need for anything bigger than a DDG is highly questionable.  The Ticonderoga class CG, now obsolescent, was originally considered a DDG and is to be replaced by more Burkes.

Cruiser-class replacements have been canceled twice.

 

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12 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I love how in all of the battle scenes, every weapons systems is firing.   Missiles are launching, guns are blasting and lasers are lasering.  Because that would totally happen.  

It's like the cover of the GI Joe box it comes in

13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I love how in all of the battle scenes, every weapons systems is firing.   Missiles are launching, guns are blasting and lasers are lasering.  Because that would totally happen.  

Pew Pew. 

I love how in all of the battle scenes, every weapons systems is firing.   Missiles are launching, guns are blasting and lasers are lasering.  Because that would totally happen.  

Dude…have you been spying on the drawings of naval battles I did when I was 8? Because that’s EXACTLY how they looked. Tactically sound, I’m 100% confident, because I was surely a genius prodigy.
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33 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is there anything more obsolete in modern warfare than a battleship?

Cavalry on a battlefield with FPV drones is the crowning achievement of Slav warfare. 

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36 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is there anything more obsolete in modern warfare than a battleship?

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None of these guys got the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier for Christmas when they were kids so now they're just building their own sweet battleships.

Cavalry on a battlefield with FPV drones is the crowning achievement of Slav warfare. 

Seems time for Patton’s quote on wagons.
2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is like when I drew the ultimate tank that could also fly and had unlimited Playboys in fifth grade. 
 

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Fixed 

 

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is like when I drew the ultimate tank that could also fly and had unlimited Playboys in fifth grade. 
 

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That fucking thing is gonna make the Zumwalt look like the USS Constitution. 

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

People need to stop saying that.  We should all hope to the very core of our beings that Trump lives out his term for exactly one reason: 2028.

A mentally declining Donald Trump will be little more than his malignant narcissism.  People may explain to him why he can't have a third term and that he has to smooth the transition to a new Republican standard-bearer, . . . but this is Donald Trump we're talking about.  The notion that the Republican Party--much less the United States--could move on without him is more than he can possibly bear.  There is simply no way he can gracefully hand over the Party and his support to someone else.

So starting in 2027, and in ways small and large, he will undermine and diminish whoever is leading the Repubican primary--essentially trying to position himself as the only only possible nominee.  If it comes down to a contest between Cruz and Vance, for instance, he will switch his supposed support at least a dozen times.  Someone will come into the Convention with enough delegates to secure the nomination, but it probably won't happen until late.  And even then, it will be after a bitter primary contest.

And even after someone gets the nomination, Trump will subtly (and not so subtly) undermine the nominee.  Until somewhere around October 10 he'll drop the idea that people ought to write him in.  And a bunch of his idiot supporters will.  It won't be a huge number.  But it will be enough to make a material difference in anything approaching a swing state.

And ultimately, that's what Trump wants.  He wants to be the last Republican president.  Because the notion that the party can exist without him is noxious to his ego.

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1 hour ago, Orange-4-Life said:

 

I’ll take things we don’t need for $1000, Alex. 
 

Christ almighty, we can’t provide benefits for the poor but we can do this shit?

 

 

Why would someone who won the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize want an instrument of war named after themselves? Gandhi never asked the India Navy to name a battleship after him and I think we can all agree that the FIFA Peace Prize is 600% (700%?) more important than anything Gandhi ever did.

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is like when I drew the ultimate tank that could also fly and had unlimited Playboys in fifth grade. 
 

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Fucking hell. Capital ships in a time of overwhelming numbers of inexpensive drones 

3 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

I’ll take things we don’t need for $1000, Alex. 
 

Christ almighty, we can’t provide benefits for the poor but we can do this shit?

 

 

Didn't they just sign a nearly $1 trillion defense spending bill? Insanity.

1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So subtle, it was almost not a humblebrag. Well played SB, well played.

Bayonet?

The bayonet still has a role in moder combat.  Ask the Ukranians.

15 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Fucking hell. Capital ships in a time of overwhelming numbers of inexpensive drones 

Was hoping you would weigh in 

53 minutes ago, Woland said:


Seems time for Patton’s quote on wagons.

It is very depressing to see the ensouled and virtuous warhorse, even if Russian, destroyed by the sterile and anodyne FPV drone. Like the flower of French nobility falling to arrows loosed by coarse English yeomen at Avignon. 
 

One more reason to despise the Kremlin. 

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why is he so worried about this

 

 

Puck probably takes of his shoes, tells the people at baggage claim to fuck right off and full reclines and really settles in.

36 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Fucking hell. Capital ships in a time of overwhelming numbers of inexpensive drones 

Trump has the soul of a mentally defective European autocrat elevated beyond his competence. Fredrick William of Prussia tried to get really tall soldiers from all over Europe and breed them with tall women to make a giant army. Someone should suggest this to distract DJT from defense procurement. 

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