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#2101
15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the party of small govt !!!!

Rick Scott: "Why do we have the Department of Education? Why? Our states should be doing that. Our federal government should not be involved in the education system."

 

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#2103

Kristi Noem for Homeland Security.

Ya know, I check off a lot of their boxes (straight, white, male), but I've gotta think the over/under on when they get to the atheists is about June of 2026.

#2105

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* to be clear, the subject of that gif is watching a self-fucking device. this one could legitimately go in the leopard thread 🤣

#2106
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sad part is those people are likely sleeping better than the rest of us

I sure am. What y’all don’t get is that we feared we were losing our country for good if we lost this election. America is becoming unrecognizable - the values and interests being catered to in the Biden Administration have been repudiated. The Trump 2.0 Counter-revolution is going to take America back to a better place.

#2107
49 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Kristi Noem for Homeland Security.

Ya know, I check off a lot of their boxes (straight, white, male), but I've gotta think the over/under on when they get to the atheists is about June of 2026.

Nothing a little jewelry can't fix.

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#2108
7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I sure am. What y’all don’t get is that we feared we were losing our country for good if we lost this election. America is becoming unrecognizable - the values and interests being catered to in the Biden Administration have been repudiated. The Trump 2.0 Counter-revolution is going to take America back to a better place.

you mean white straightriot men started losing sight of their dream ethnostate and aligned with a malignant narcissist rapist felon to answer their heretical prayers? is that what you meant? 

#2111
10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you mean white straightriot men started losing sight of their dream ethnostate and aligned with a malignant narcissist rapist felon to answer their heretical prayers? is that what you meant? 

Let’s first try getting America back to where it was before Obama, the most divisive President in history, long term goal getting America back to where it was when Pizza Hut had their greasy pan pizza, video games, classic lampshades and lunch buffet. We remember a better time and are committed to taking us back there.

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#2113

holy shit 🤣

who had 'Obama really did break their brains!' on their cards??

oh wait...literally everybody. 

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#2115
9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Let’s first try getting America back to where it was before Obama, the most divisive President in history, long term goal getting America back to where it was when Pizza Hut had their greasy pan pizza, video games, classic lampshades and lunch buffet. We remember a better time and are committed to taking us back there.

I refuse to believe this is not performance art. 

#2117
Just now, Bateshorn said:

I refuse to believe this is not performance art. 

Make Pizza Hut Great Again.

#2118
9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Let’s first try getting America back to where it was before Obama, the most divisive President in history, long term goal getting America back to where it was when Pizza Hut had their greasy pan pizza, video games, classic lampshades and lunch buffet. We remember a better time and are committed to taking us back there.

I have a policy against negging people for their opinions, but boy did this post get me close to breaking my rule.

#2119
Just now, Macklemore said:

Make Pizza Hut Tailored Jerseys Great Again.

 

#2120
35 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I sure am. What y’all don’t get is that we feared we were losing our country for good if we lost this election. America is becoming unrecognizable - the values and interests being catered to in the Biden Administration have been repudiated. The Trump 2.0 Counter-revolution is going to take America back to a better place.

Icono, you have been posting for literally decades on the various iterations of this forum that you feared you were losing the country for good. WE FUCKING GET IT.

#2121
2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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In 2016/17, it was about nominating people that there looked the part and were recommended by others. This year looks to be pure loyalty to Trump. Practically seems like Trump is calling them up and asking what they want. I would fully expect Kari Lake to get a high level role.

#2123
12 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Let’s first try getting America back to where it was before Obama, the most divisive President in history, long term goal getting America back to where it was when Pizza Hut had their greasy pan pizza, video games, classic lampshades and lunch buffet. We remember a better time and are committed to taking us back there.

This is literally “I remember life being better when I was a child.”

#2124
Just now, Bateshorn said:

I refuse to believe this is not performance art. 

You're talking to someone who spends, like, $1000/month on his cable subscription, lest he risk not being able to watch the ACC Network Plus from the TV in his outdoor workshop.

He should be on some watchlists somewhere.

#2125

apropos to little from the current discussion, but I love the realtime gaslighting of this election was about real issues and not identity politics when 100% of commercials and ads I saw from Republican candidates were about trans people, illegal immigrants, or some other 100% identity politics topic. but we're supposed to believe this was a referendum on the economy? I don't get it

#2127
26 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I refuse to believe this is not performance art. 

 

25 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Make Pizza Hut Great Again.

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i knew it lol

#2129

⚠️ Trump names Mike Huckabee as his incoming US ambassador to Israel Huckabee is a Christian dispensationalist who believes the State of Israel plays a role in the supposed second coming of Jesus—after the Armageddon, of course.

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#2130

how fast can private universities move their money to the caymans ?

Trump on how they plan to seize university endowments to force compliance for their ideological purges. But I’m overreacting. 🙄

 

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#2131
4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

⚠️ Trump names Mike Huckabee as his incoming US ambassador to Israel Huckabee is a Christian dispensationalist who believes the State of Israel plays a role in the supposed second coming of Jesus—after the Armageddon, of course.

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This one might be applicable in the Leopards Eating Faces thread ...hey Arab Americans, I bet Kamala is looking a little better now, isn't she.

#2132
2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Not minimizing what she went through, but to say her life was ruined is a stretch.  She was a willing participant, and Clinton certainly isn't unique among men who use their power/fame to get laid.

Comparing her to a woman who gets caught up in the porn industry, only to be cast out in the street at 28, or one of Trump's rape victims isn't helpful, IMO 

Clinton is ugly af and a douche bag by all accounts, his power is what got all those women to do all that shit. History has minimized how much of a piece of shit he was. One day history will forget that Trump did all that same shit to women too. I used the porn industry as a way to highlight the hypocrisy of this board. People only seem to care when it fits their narrative, left and right. 

#2133
12 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Clinton is ugly af and a douche bag by all accounts, his power is what got all those women to do all that shit. History has minimized how much of a piece of shit he was. One day history will forget that Trump did all that same shit to women too. I used the porn industry as a way to highlight the hypocrisy of this board. People only seem to care when it fits their narrative, left and right. 

Hypocrisy about what exactly?

Perhaps I'm simply missing your point.

#2134
2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Hypocrisy about what exactly?

Perhaps I'm simply missing your point.

Caring about people, specifically women and how they are treated. If it makes a good political point we rail on it but if it gets our dick hard we brush it off as “their choices in life.” 

#2135
1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

I refuse to believe this is not performance art. 

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#2136
28 minutes ago, bolverk said:

⚠️ Trump names Mike Huckabee as his incoming US ambassador to Israel Huckabee is a Christian dispensationalist who believes the State of Israel plays a role in the supposed second coming of Jesus—after the Armageddon, of course.

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IS this what they meant by "From the River to the Sea"??

#2137

Well that didn't take long.  Wife and I were leaving a restaurant and she said " nice hat fucker" to a Red Hat, and he yelled "fuck you" grabbed her arm and then pushed her as she walked away. 

Took everything i had not punch his fucking face in.

 

We are so fucked.

Local High School Spanish was told "hope you got your green card; because you are getting deported".

Totally not corrosive; totally not emboldening shit heads like Icono.

 

This is fine.

 

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#2138
21 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Well that didn't take long.  Wife and I were leaving a restaurant and she said " nice hat fucker" to a Red Hat, and he yelled "fuck you" grabbed her arm and then pushed her as she walked away. 

Took everything i had not punch his fucking face in.

 

We are so fucked.

Local High School Spanish was told "hope you got your green card; because you are getting deported".

Totally not corrosive; totally not emboldening shit heads like Icono.

 

This is fine.

 

Wut? Maybe tell your wife to not call complete strangers fuckers unprovoked?

#2139
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I have a policy against negging people for their opinions, but boy did this post get me close to breaking my rule.

I got you, fam

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Obama was divisive? 
 

You’re just showing your idiocy.

 

Black, divisive -- you say tomato, I say tomahto

#2140
5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Wut? Maybe tell your wife to not call complete strangers fuckers unprovoked?

This, but also shouldn't grab people and push them for calling you names.

#2141
46 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Caring about people, specifically women and how they are treated. If it makes a good political point we rail on it but if it gets our dick hard we brush it off as “their choices in life.” 

I hear ya, but this isn't exactly breaking news.

Humans, as a species, only care about those in their 'tribe" which gets expanded and contracted based on an ever-changing set of criteria.  

#2142
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
BREAKING: Donald Trump has selected Gov. Kristi Noem to be Secretary of Homeland Security, CNN reports

 

Am I the only one that envisions a perfect Thujone addition to this?

#2143
17 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Wut? Maybe tell your wife to not call complete strangers fuckers unprovoked?

Or if she's going to do it at least be prepared with the phone video app open and some loaded hollow points so you can record the guy attacking your wife for evidence before you put a hole through his skull while standing your ground.

Preparation is essential these days

#2144
2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Let’s first try getting America back to where it was before Obama, the most divisive President in history, long term goal getting America back to where it was when Pizza Hut had their greasy pan pizza, video games, classic lampshades and lunch buffet. We remember a better time and are committed to taking us back there.

Hahaha!! Yeah because the 2000's were awesome. Nonstop war mongering  and the worst recession since the great depression. Ahhhhh. Great times buddy. Great times. Maybe we can get some more skyscrapers knocked down while we are at it. 

#2146
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

So now the trumpets want to dissolve school boards…

 

These are not serious people

Read 2025. That is also in there. 

#2147
43 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Well that didn't take long.  Wife and I were leaving a restaurant and she said " nice hat fucker" to a Red Hat, and he yelled "fuck you" grabbed her arm and then pushed her as she walked away. 

Took everything i had not punch his fucking face in.

Wife verbally provokes a man who physically assaults her and you do nothing. Well, I suppose in your defense you're..................Born to Run

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#2148
1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Read 2025. That is also in there. 

I recall posting a link to Project 2025 and being told, in no uncertain terms, that was being reactionary because it wasn't part of Trump's platform. 

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#2149
52 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Well that didn't take long.  Wife and I were leaving a restaurant and she said " nice hat fucker" to a Red Hat, and he yelled "fuck you" grabbed her arm and then pushed her as she walked away. 

Took everything i had not punch his fucking face in.

 

We are so fucked.

Local High School Spanish was told "hope you got your green card; because you are getting deported".

Totally not corrosive; totally not emboldening shit heads like Icono.

 

This is fine.

 

I would've fucked him up before he could finish his sentence. I am violent like that. 

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#2150
1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

IS this what they meant by "From the River to the Sea"??

Yes, but that river is now the Euphrates. 

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