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#2152
3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Yes, but that river is now the Euphrates. 

You misspelled Indus

#2153
4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I recall posting a link to Project 2025 and being told, in no uncertain terms, that was being reactionary because it wasn't part of Trump's platform. 

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Yeah it's a shame people aren't taking it more seriously. Ole buddy is literally following it as we speak. 

#2154
8 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I would've fucked him up before he could finish his sentence. I am violent like that. 

Like you, I've been disappointed that no MAGA freaks ever want to talk shit to me in person. I think we just found our solution. 

#2156
18 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I recall posting a link to Project 2025 and being told, in no uncertain terms, that was being reactionary because it wasn't part of Trump's platform. 

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I bet you the same people said that Nancy Pelosi was responsible for Capitol security on January 6.

#2157
2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I bet you the same people said that Nancy Pelosi was responsible for Capitol security on January 6.

And Obama was the most divisive President

#2158
14 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

And Obama was the most divisive President

Imagine uttering the words "Obama was the most divisive President of all time". Wild

#2159
4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Imagine uttering the words "Obama was the most divisive President of all time". Wild

Yeah, I mean...remember the time Obama called everyone who wasn't on his team "vermin," and "thugs" and the like?  Yeah, man....he was divisive.  Not a uniter like TFG.

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#2161
16 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Imagine uttering the words "Obama was the most divisive President of all time". Wild

 

 

Ronald Reagan wearing a TanSuit™ : r/pics

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#2162
34 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah any dude who  assaults my woman will be eating his meals through a straw for a couple of months.

I went through anger management training to not be that guy.  My family needs me not in jail.  I opted to contact police and the restaurant is owned by progress people and they have footage.

 

It happened quite fast and had I seen it happen more clearly I probably be in the pokey with bloody fist.

#2163
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I mean...remember the time Obama called everyone who wasn't on his team "vermin," and "thugs" and the like?  Yeah, man....he was divisive.  Not a uniter like TFG.

There is a 100% correlation between Obama saying, 'Trayvon Martin Could Have Been Me 35 Years Ago', and the racists calling Obama divisive.

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#2164
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Per the WSJ, they are going to draft an executive order to create a panel that would purge 3 and 4 start generals “deemed unfit for leadership.”

 

 

 

swear a loyalty to Trump and sign a NDA !!!!

#2165
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per the WSJ, they are going to draft an executive order to create a panel that would purge 3 and 4 start generals “deemed unfit for leadership.”

So have the betting sites placed odds on Trump making it to inauguration day yet?

#2167
23 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Imagine uttering the words "Obama was the most divisive President of all time". Wild

Well, he is black and that pisses off a lot of people. How dare he. 

#2168
5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So have the betting sites placed odds on Trump making it to inauguration day yet?

Say, he does keel over before inauguration.  What happens then?  Does it go to the second place finisher? Is it a split ticket with Harris as President and Eye Liner Incel as the VP?

 

#2169
1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Well that didn't take long.  Wife and I were leaving a restaurant and she said " nice hat fucker" to a Red Hat, and he yelled "fuck you" grabbed her arm and then pushed her as she walked away. 

Took everything i had not punch his fucking face in.

 

We are so fucked.

Local High School Spanish was told "hope you got your green card; because you are getting deported".

Totally not corrosive; totally not emboldening shit heads like Icono.

 

This is fine.

 

Sight unseen I’d say you have a keeper. 

#2170
10 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Say, he does keel over before inauguration.  What happens then?  Does it go to the second place finisher? Is it a split ticket with Harris as President and Eye Liner Incel as the VP?

 

I think the electors can vote for whoever they want

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#2171
1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

Why do people act like this?  Idiots like this guy are BEGGING for people like your wife to mouth off to them. They seek attention. How can she get drawn offsides by a fucking hat?  Just ignore it. And the moment he grabbed her arm is the moment you kill. Wtf?

Based on his wife's reaction this isn't the first time he's done this. And he never even said shit to me; just my wife.  His daughter and baby granddaughter were right there.  I'm not beating a stupid old man half to death on a patio on a Tuesday. 

This ain't Waffle House sir

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#2172
21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Ronald Reagan wearing a TanSuit™ : r/pics

that is so offensive.  you can't wear blue socks with that suit.  i'm sorry.  socks should match the suit (maybe a shade darker).  GHWB's choice is better.

matching the socks to the tie is way too radical for Reagan.

#2173
26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per the WSJ, they are going to draft an executive order to create a panel that would purge 3 and 4 start generals “deemed unfit for leadership.”

 

 

 

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

swear a loyalty to Trump and sign a NDA !!!!

Tommy Tuberville will be in charge of the list. 

#2174

Trump announced reparations for white people today, if anyone was wondering how wildly racist this is going to get

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#2175
27 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per the WSJ, they are going to draft an executive order to create a panel that would purge 3 and 4 start generals “deemed unfit for leadership.”

 

 

 

straight from the hitler playbook 

#2176
1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Or if she's going to do it at least be prepared with the phone video app open and some loaded hollow points so you can record the guy attacking your wife for evidence before you put a hole through his skull while standing your ground.

Preparation is essential these days

A do what…provoke a maga guy so you can then blow his brains out on video. That’s absurd even for surly. 

#2177
24 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Well, he is black and that pisses off a lot of people. How dare he. 

Uppity.....

 

#2178
19 hours ago, RichUT said:

This should work out wonderfully for the Latinos that voted him into office…

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#2179

It really blows my mind how fast it's gonna all happen. We are going to see universities have their endowments taken away if they don't comply with the federally preferred speech

 

Trump announces reparations for white people. He says he will ask the Justice Department to penalize colleges that consider diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) and fine them so he can pay “restitution” to white people who he considers the real victims of racial discrimination.

 

#2180
19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump accreditation system incoming …..

Trump's plan to dismantle the U.S. indoctrination system (college) by seizing funds from schools that refuse to comply with his accreditation system.1. "Our secret weapon will be the college accreditation system."2. "Fire the radical left accreditors that have allowed our…

 

the language is really scary and it's only going to get scarier.

words used fire, impose, eliminate, remove, fined, seized

#2181
2 hours ago, C-Man said:

I got you, fam

 

Black, divisive -- you say tomato, I say tomahto

Differing opinions, imo.

#2182
55 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per the WSJ, they are going to draft an executive order to create a panel that would purge 3 and 4 start generals “deemed unfit for leadership.”

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2024/nov/12/donald-trump-marco-rubio-juan-merchan-stormy-daniels-us-politics-live?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-6733be998f089359e632fb98#block-6733be998f089359e632fb98

Guardian has picked that up to.

I'm very curious how this will actually work in practice. 

#2183
3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It really blows my mind how fast it's gonna all happen. We are going to see universities have their endowments taken away if they don't comply with the federally preferred speech

 

Trump announces reparations for white people. He says he will ask the Justice Department to penalize colleges that consider diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) and fine them so he can pay “restitution” to white people who he considers the real victims of racial discrimination.

 

So reparations are cool for white people who suffered the absolute indignity of not being admitted to their college of choice over the last maybe 25 years.

But reparations are not cool for a race of people we held in bondage as chattel slaves for about 75 years.

Make it make sense.

#2184
30 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i'm sorry.  socks should match the suit (maybe a shade darker). 

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#2185
4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

So who gets to appoint the board of officers/NCO's to make the recommendations? Let me guess. A real military expert named Miller.

#2186
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

So who gets to appoint the board of officers/NCO's to make the recommendations? Let me guess. A real military expert named Miller.

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#2188
15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So reparations are cool for white people who suffered the absolute indignity of not being admitted to their college of choice over the last maybe 25 years.

But reparations are not cool for a race of people we held in bondage as chattel slaves for about 75 years.

Make it make sense.

It doesn't, it's anti liberal.

#2189
1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

It doesn't, it's anti liberal.

giving money to liberals is anti-liberal?

#2190
19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So reparations are cool for white people who suffered the absolute indignity of not being admitted to their college of choice over the last maybe 25 years.

But reparations are not cool for a race of people we held in bondage as chattel slaves for about 75 years.

Make it make sense.

When are white males ever gonna catch a break?

#2192
50 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

that is so offensive.  you can't wear blue socks with that suit.  i'm sorry.  socks should match the suit (maybe a shade darker).  GHWB's choice is better.

matching the socks to the tie is way too radical for Reagan.

csb I was in trial yesterday and looked down to notice I was wearing navy socks with my gray suit and black shoes.

I need better lighting in my bedroom.

#2193
Just now, DDD Dad said:

csb I was in trial yesterday and looked down to notice I was wearing navy socks with my gray suit and black shoes.

I need better lighting in my bedroom.

Get a smart light. Damned thing is a game changer 

#2194

Far be it from me to support anything GOP, but ol Ronnie's look is on point in that photo. Those socks and tie are perfect

#2197
21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Does my ginger ass get like a million dollars or a spot at the ginger camp?

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#2198
5 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Let’s first try getting America back to where it was before Obama, the most divisive President in history, long term goal getting America back to where it was when Pizza Hut had their greasy pan pizza, video games, classic lampshades and lunch buffet. We remember a better time and are committed to taking us back there.

It's never going back. Ever.

#2199
Everybody doing the Trump dance! https://t.co/0MJRX0uIZn

Gen Z’s President. Gen Z men are more religious and more conservative than prior generations. They are the hope for the future and will be on the front lines of ridding America of DEI, woke and the other cultural degeneracy and strife that Obama’s Presidency left us with.

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#2200
3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
Everybody doing the Trump dance! https://t.co/0MJRX0uIZn

 

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